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Old 2008-08-03, 03:30   Link #2561
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(P = The problem logged by the pilot.)
(S = The solution and action taken by mechanics.)

P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That’s what they’re there for.

P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.
Some of them were really funny.
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Old 2008-08-04, 11:17   Link #2562
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This gave me a little laugh.
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Old 2008-08-04, 11:23   Link #2563
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This gave me a little laugh.
I lol'd.
thanks for the laugh. that just made my day
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Old 2008-08-04, 11:28   Link #2564
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I lol'd.
thanks for the laugh. that just made my day
Happy to be of assistance, although their is more where that came from. One of my best friends has a whole book of funny signs around the world. I enjoy reading it in spare time.

This was quite a good one for me.


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Old 2008-08-04, 11:35   Link #2565
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Happy to be of assistance, although their is more where that came from. One of my best friends has a whole book of funny signs around the world. I enjoy reading it in spare time.

^^ i'd sure like a book like that. must search for one next time i leave town. I live in a very small town... you can't find anything more ... catchy. Shopping here means: food, clothes, and some other necessary things... :\
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Old 2008-08-04, 13:05   Link #2566
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Old 2008-08-04, 14:00   Link #2567
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This gave me a little laugh.
LOL!!! Those jokes are always funny.
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Old 2008-08-04, 15:36   Link #2568
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Old 2008-08-04, 17:17   Link #2569
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Old 2008-08-04, 18:02   Link #2570
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This gave me a little laugh.
good one..
i have to give u a cookie for this one
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Old 2008-08-05, 00:10   Link #2571
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Yep, manga makes miracles
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Old 2008-08-05, 00:36   Link #2572
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LOL, that's a good laugh.
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Old 2008-08-05, 04:40   Link #2573
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Old 2008-08-05, 10:36   Link #2574
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Old 2008-08-05, 12:10   Link #2575
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lol cool. I´d like to know, how i would look like in a manga(how an expert would draw me).
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Old 2008-08-06, 03:32   Link #2576
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OMG the horror! xD

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Some of those seriously scare me .____. #25 reminds me of a trashy horror movie, but I can't put my finger on it.

Poor doggy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqmyM3QEX2E

Poor doggy˛:


Because it's free:
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He catched it ... I guess?:
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Old 2008-08-06, 07:28   Link #2577
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That picture reminds me on this:
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Old 2008-08-06, 17:14   Link #2578
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This thread is gold!
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Old 2008-08-07, 11:58   Link #2579
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No, that is just disturbing
What insane person can digest all that shame. Made me remember an episode from Mr.Bean where he was forced to look at a naked girls body and paint it.

"Teh Boddeh~"

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Old 2008-08-07, 12:41   Link #2580
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Things said during Golf play.

1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again.
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