The Genderbending of Haruhi Suzumiya [Spoilers Aplenty]

[Cat Megex]

Originally Posted by Kaisos Erranon

Speaking of twincest, Danchou and I had a new idea for the Seitenkan Cosplay Division:

KissXSis.

Make of that what you will.

With Kyonko as Riko, of course.

[otai]

Originally Posted by beanbrew

Actually, I think it's technically selfcest, but yeah, we like to call it twincest here. Because of the freaky tsuji universe that reminds me of Futakoi.

I've compartmentalised the definitions thus:

Tsuji is twincest; because the love-comedy setting is that they're a bunch of fraternal twins (or are they? will the Kyons solve the mystery of the large twin population in town?)

Mikuru (big) x Mikuru (small) is selfcest, because they are truly the same person.

Parallel Connection is quantum intercest, because they do it for pseudo-physics.

Originally Posted by Cat Megex

With Kyonko as Riko, of course.

But who's the (un)lucky guy? Kyon would fit, since Haruki's more suitable in AyuMayu. Who's the other sister then?

[Ronin Aquila]

Now comes the really icky part...

What kind manner of childrenwould emerge 9 months later after:

1) Haruhi and Haruki
2) Kyon and Kyonko
3) Yuki-chan and Yuuki-kun
4) Mikuru-chan and Mitsuru-kun
5) Itsuki and Itsuko-chan

....bond?

[Sute443]

None. Haruhi doesn't want any members of her Brigade to be tied down with children yet, so there wouldn't be any pregnancies.

[Cat Megex]

Originally Posted by otai

But who's the (un)lucky guy? Kyon would fit, since Haruki's more suitable in AyuMayu. Who's the other sister then?

...Long-haired Haruhi.

[Tyabann]

Originally Posted by Cat Megex

...Long-haired Haruhi.

My suggestion was, because of the way Ako tends to tie her hair, and her boundless energy, to make her an older version of Kyon's Sister.

[Cat Megex]

Originally Posted by Kaisos Erranon

My suggestion was, because of the way Ako tends to tie her hair, and her boundless energy, to make her an older version of Kyon's Sister.

That works, too.

[Ronin Aquila]

Originally Posted by Sute443

None. Haruhi doesn't want any members of her Brigade to be tied down with children yet, so there wouldn't be any pregnancies.

Though I doubt even people as egotistical as Haruhi and Haruki are mean-spirited enough to will them to spontaneously abort should one accidentally be brought into being when out of their attention.

[ijuinkun]

I think it would be more like Haruhi/Haruki's subcousciousness would prevent conception from occurring if she/he did not want pregnancy to come into the picture.

[Nanao-kun]

Originally Posted by ijuinkun

I think it would be more like Haruhi/Haruki's subcousciousness would prevent conception from occurring if she/he did not want pregnancy to come into the picture.

Perhaps.

For the record, I just started watching Minami-ke.

[ClockWorkAngel]

Watch the second season first then watch the first one. The first one was easily the best. The third one doesn't look too impressive, but what the hey bring it to us.

Problems ensue when selfcest happens XD

[otai]

Originally Posted by Ronin Aquila

Now comes the really icky part...

What kind manner of childrenwould emerge 9 months later after:

1) Haruhi and Haruki
2) Kyon and Kyonko
3) Yuki-chan and Yuuki-kun
4) Mikuru-chan and Mitsuru-kun
5) Itsuki and Itsuko-chan

....bond?

This seems a good point to discuss seitenkan biology. There are 23 pairs of chromosomes and only one determines sex. Does seitenkan merely change that one pair of chromosomes; or do you imagine the entire pool of genes redrawn, since the genderbending seem to include their parents.

At any rate, don't expect any inbred cretins. Not unless you consider Prince Charles one.

[ijuinkun]

Biology doesn't matter--this is Haruhi/Haruki we are talking about here. The kids will physically be younger versions of their same-sex parent.

[unmoldedtruck]

We don't just change that chromosome. I, for one, have no idea what characteristics that would affect, and there could be other problems. Not my field.

[Skane]

^ To vivify93,

It's hard for it to be a "secret" when it's being blared out on email notification... but whatever.

Cheers.

[Nanao-kun]

It seems my hardrive has failed. I bought a new hardrive and am now planning to try and recover my lost data. Meh.

Then again, the only data I'm trying to recover are my Kyonko pics, my doujins, my mots, and some other crap. Mainly my Kyonko pics though, since I handpicked every one of them.

EDIT: In case you're wondering, I'm using someone else's laptop right now.

EDIT2: I really hope I can save my Kyonko pics... T-T

[vivify93]

Originally Posted by Skane

^ To vivify93,

It's hard for it to be a "secret" when it's being blared out on email notification... but whatever.

Cheers.

...Wait, what? Who's warning who about what? What happened?

Email notification? Wha? I did no such thing. That'd...kind of be a total violation of...whatever. I mean, sure, I put it up on the Internet (Just thought everyone would like to know.) so I'm not subject to a whole lot of privacy or anything, but...email notification? Huh?

[Nanao-kun]

Originally Posted by vivify93

...Wait, what? Who's warning who about what? What happened?

Email notification? Wha? I did no such thing. That'd...kind of be a total violation of...whatever. I mean, sure, I put it up on the Internet (Just thought everyone would like to know.) so I'm not subject to a whole lot of privacy or anything, but...email notification? Huh?

Wait, when did this happen? I missed it, damn it.

[vivify93]

EDIT: On second thought, I'm not gonna let this bother me. Seriously, though? An email notification that I'm gay? Errrrm...

[unmoldedtruck]

Originally Posted by HikariNiwa

It seems my hardrive has failed. I bought a new hardrive and am now planning to try and recover my lost data. Meh.

Then again, the only data I'm trying to recover are my Kyonko pics, my doujins, my mots, and some other crap. Mainly my Kyonko pics though, since I handpicked every one of them.

EDIT: In case you're wondering, I'm using someone else's laptop right now.

EDIT2: I really hope I can save my Kyonko pics... T-T

I'm surprised that people let others use their laptops. I don't let anyone else touch Rin, let alone use her.

Originally Posted by vivify93

...Wait, what? Who's warning who about what? What happened?

Email notification? Wha? I did no such thing. That'd...kind of be a total violation of...whatever. I mean, sure, I put it up on the Internet (Just thought everyone would like to know.) so I'm not subject to a whole lot of privacy or anything, but...email notification? Huh?

I refuse to take the bait. I will not research that issue. Though I would guess that there are very few cases, if any, that are directly relevant... No! I have research to do already!