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|)arK_Nin · 2004-04-29, 16:46

Quote:

Ace: NINPOU, fire no jutsu

LMFAO

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LazyFace · 2004-04-29, 19:40

Captain Smoker: *cough* *cough*, This Tobacco is killing me. I'll quit soon.

Luffy: I give up

Nami: I'll charge you with no interest.

Zorro: Take witness to my four-sword style!!!!!

Zfan · 2004-04-29, 19:50

Crocodile: w00t!
Robin: LET'S DRINK TIL WE GUEST WASTED, YO BUNCHA BASTARDS!
Vivi: Arabasta sucks! Let's go to the bar.

Kouji · 2004-04-29, 22:02

Kuro: This job sucks. I dunno why I became a pirate captain in the first place.

anti drug parody
Zoro: Kicking Buggy's ass, my antidrug
Luffy: Kicking the crap out of Captian Kuro, my antidrug

Jn183 · 2004-04-29, 23:56

Ace: Got a lighter?

Nami: How come the animator never let me wear new shoes? I'm sick of this old orange high heel. Forget this...I QUIT...
Sanji: At least you have new clothes every other eps...Look at me...97.4% of the time I'm stuck with this black tux...*exhale* That explain why no girls ever like me. *weep*
Nami: uh...Sanji-kun, I don't mind you wearing that tux 97.4% of the time....it's your curly eyebrow that does it.

(continuation of " How Mr.2 ruin ppl lives with his weird hobby")

Mr.2: If I could get Mr.0 in bed with me...would that green sexy hair...also?? *sigh*

*Zoro snoring while Mr.2 sneak onboard*

*morning and Zoro saw Mr.2 in his arm while Zoro and Mr.2 are half nake*(Jn183 vomit)

*Zoro eye wide open*

Zoro: *thinking to himself* This *beep* is not funny. Must be some sick *beep* dream*end of thought*

Mr.2: *high pitch voice*What ever you were thinking, it's true.

*Zoro Vomit and start crying*

zoro: My virginity was taken away by.....*Vomit*.....Robin......Tashigi...*sniff sniff*...I'm sorry...*cry even more*

The End of "how Mr.2 ruin ppl lives with his weird hobby"

Buggy: For the last time to all my fans...NOOOOOOO...that is the only thing I can't dislocate...sooo.. quit asking me whether I could or not... DAMN IT.....

Kouji · 2004-04-30, 05:02

In response to the previous reply
Luffy: That's *beep* sad, to think that my buddy would go this low
Shanks: Well, he's your crew mate. But seriously he should be taught a lesson
Luffy:

Heck yeah.
Vivi: Hehe too bad
Robin: What a freakin loser.

pathyfinder · 2004-05-02, 22:16

ROBIN This one time, at band camp! Oh, crap, why don't I just show you? Sanji come here, I need you as a prop.

Kouji · 2004-05-02, 23:57

Shanks: Damn, I've beaten Kabaji at chess, Ben; first mate at checkers, Yasopp at Shougi and Go. I'm so dang bored. It's like my team didn't put up a fight

Nami: Could it be that your team could've slacked off the other night.
Shanks: You don't mean
Nami:

Yep, I saw them getting high in Las Vegas last night
Shanks: It's no fair

*kicks can & spits on ground*

Jn183 · 2004-05-03, 02:32

*while sitting on his fav seat and gazing at the blue sea Luffy start thinking"
Luffy:hmm....E=MC^2
*Nami collapse and Sanji cut his finger*

Luffy: Hey Shank
Shank: What is it Luffy?
Luffy: To prove to you that I'm brave enough to be part of your pirate crew, I castrate myself.
Shank: AHHhahahaha...Luffy you shouldn't joke like that...Ahahahaha
Luffy: I'm not...GRRRRR

*Luffy pull down pant*

Shanks:*eye wide open* BAKAAAAAAAAA
Luffy: What SHANKS...
Shanks Ben give me your match HURRY...*Shanks thinking to himself*..."hopefully I could melt the rubber and joint it back together"

*operation was unsuccessful*

Shank: Yasopp go find Dr. Tenma and bring him here immediately...
Yasopp: WHo the hell is Dr.Tenma??? You mean Dr.Kureha???
Shanks: NOOO...what could that old hag do??? I mean, Dr.Tenma from the new anime series...MOnster
Yasopp: OHHHHHHH...him....*Yasopp thinking to himself* "What the freak is anime series Monster??"

*few day later Yasopp bought Dr. Tenma and Dr. Tenma examine Luffy 'ahem'*

Dr.Tenma: Could we talk outside for a minute Mr.Shanks
*Dr.Tenma and Shanks walk out of Luffy room*
Shanks: SOOOOO..could you fix it Dr.Tenma??
Dr.Tenma: Sorry, I could not fix it. If only that child didn't try to melt his thing back together, then I could be able to stitch it back together. How baka kids now a day *sigh*

*Shanks swallow hard and start to cry*

Shanks: It's all my fault telling Luffy about my adventure and being brave and meltin his...*ahem*....melting his heart into being a pirate. IF you can't fix it, then no one can Dr.tenma.
Dr.Tenma: Mr.Shank, I have a person in mind that could possibly help.....

*a year later*

*Luffy was about ot ask Shanks*
Shanks: No Luffy you can't be part of my crew.
Luffy: No I don't want to be part of your crew. I will get my own and beat you. What I want to ask was...on my thing...ithere was a word.."Winry" Who or what is it??
Another pain that One Piece Characters had to endure as they grow up

Sorry, for making it so long. I just got carry away.

Kouji · 2004-05-03, 02:47

Nah, it's quite alright.

Luffy: *looks at Zoro approaching* Whoa, is that my buddy. Man, he's been workin out.
Chopper: You don't say
Luffy: Sup Zoro
Zoro: *arrives on his motorcycle* hey buddy, what's up
Luffy: I see you've been working out lately
Zoro: Heh, so you noticed. It's good, so now I can clobber Captain Kuro with my improved strength
Luffy: Hell yeah *inner Luffy: Hell yeah, kick Kuro's butt*

pathyfinder · 2004-05-03, 21:04

LUFFY I'm going to swim to The Grand Line!

|)arK_Nin · 2004-05-03, 21:21

Sanji: You need some deodorant Nami-swan

dythim · 2004-05-05, 23:45

Luffy: OOOOH, 94!!! I can't wait to see what happens next!!

Lavilainepieuvre · 2004-05-06, 01:07

Zoro : I think I'll trade my swords for a pink bandana.

pathyfinder · 2004-05-06, 13:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by |)arK_Nin

Sanji: You need some deodorant Nami-swan

LOL along those lines ....

Sanji: Nami-san you really are not that smart are you?!! If you are not going to put out for me, at least be smart about something, baka.

Nami: *Starts crying as if she cares*

Jn183 · 2004-05-06, 19:06

Jn: What ever happen to Mihawk???
*Mihawk look up and saw StrawHat's ship*
Mihawk: Oh crap, Zoro.
*sail the other way*

Ayla · 2004-05-08, 00:16

Luffy: I'll never become the pirate king!! -cries-

Pendragon2879 · 2004-05-08, 01:12

Sanji: Alright, what the heck is going on!! I found a used contraceptive on Nami's bed! We all agreed that I had first dibbs!

Usuopp: Dude, you were takin to d*** long!!

Sanji: What!

Usuopp: Dude, come ON! 94 Freaking episodes into it, and you haven't even got a kiss. It was natural that she cling to me. She's pretty weak compared to you, I am pretty weak compared to all. What do you think we do when everyone else fights the villain.

Sanji begins to whip Usoupp's A$$

Tima · 2004-05-08, 01:58

Heres somthing that Luffy would never say.

Luffy: Hey I can't reach my back Nami! Could you scratch it for me?

Chopper: Sure i'll treat your wounds. *grins evily* For a price muh haha ha ha!

Any crew member: Oh no! I'm getting sea sick.

Sanji: last I checked you had two hands and two feet go make Lunch for yourself Nami!!!

Zoro: Oh no!! with all this fighting I might bruse my beautiful face. Being a pirate just isn't worth the risk. I'm going into modeling.

Jn183 · 2004-05-08, 09:49

LOL Pen-san and Tima-san that Zoro line was funny

2004-04-29, 22:02	Link #24
Kouji StrykerX Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Everett, WA Age: 42	Kuro: This job sucks. I dunno why I became a pirate captain in the first place. anti drug parody Zoro: Kicking Buggy's ass, my antidrug Luffy: Kicking the crap out of Captian Kuro, my antidrug __________________

2004-04-29, 23:56	Link #25
Jn183 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003	Ace: Got a lighter? Nami: How come the animator never let me wear new shoes? I'm sick of this old orange high heel. Forget this...I QUIT... Sanji: At least you have new clothes every other eps...Look at me...97.4% of the time I'm stuck with this black tux...exhale That explain why no girls ever like me. weep Nami: uh...Sanji-kun, I don't mind you wearing that tux 97.4% of the time....it's your curly eyebrow that does it. (continuation of " How Mr.2 ruin ppl lives with his weird hobby") Mr.2: If I could get Mr.0 in bed with me...would that green sexy hair...also?? sigh Zoro snoring while Mr.2 sneak onboard morning and Zoro saw Mr.2 in his arm while Zoro and Mr.2 are half nake(Jn183 vomit) Zoro eye wide open Zoro: thinking to himself This beep is not funny. Must be some sick beep dreamend of thought Mr.2: high pitch voiceWhat ever you were thinking, it's true. Zoro Vomit and start crying zoro: My virginity was taken away by.....Vomit.....Robin......Tashigi...sniff sniff...I'm sorry...cry even more The End of "how Mr.2 ruin ppl lives with his weird hobby" Buggy: For the last time to all my fans...NOOOOOOO...that is the only thing I can't dislocate...sooo.. quit asking me whether I could or not... DAMN IT..... Last edited by Jn183; 2004-04-30 at 19:35.

2004-04-30, 05:02	Link #26
Kouji StrykerX Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Everett, WA Age: 42	In response to the previous reply Luffy: That's beep sad, to think that my buddy would go this low Shanks: Well, he's your crew mate. But seriously he should be taught a lesson Luffy: Heck yeah. Vivi: Hehe too bad Robin: What a freakin loser. __________________

2004-05-02, 23:57	Link #28
Kouji StrykerX Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Everett, WA Age: 42	Shanks: Damn, I've beaten Kabaji at chess, Ben; first mate at checkers, Yasopp at Shougi and Go. I'm so dang bored. It's like my team didn't put up a fight Nami: Could it be that your team could've slacked off the other night. Shanks: You don't mean Nami: Yep, I saw them getting high in Las Vegas last night Shanks: It's no fair kicks can & spits on ground __________________

2004-05-03, 02:32	Link #29
Jn183 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003	while sitting on his fav seat and gazing at the blue sea Luffy start thinking" Luffy:hmm....E=MC^2 Nami collapse and Sanji cut his finger* Luffy: Hey Shank Shank: What is it Luffy? Luffy: To prove to you that I'm brave enough to be part of your pirate crew, I castrate myself. Shank: AHHhahahaha...Luffy you shouldn't joke like that...Ahahahaha Luffy: I'm not...GRRRRR Luffy pull down pant Shanks:eye wide open BAKAAAAAAAAA Luffy: What SHANKS... Shanks Ben give me your match HURRY...Shanks thinking to himself..."hopefully I could melt the rubber and joint it back together" operation was unsuccessful Shank: Yasopp go find Dr. Tenma and bring him here immediately... Yasopp: WHo the hell is Dr.Tenma??? You mean Dr.Kureha??? Shanks: NOOO...what could that old hag do??? I mean, Dr.Tenma from the new anime series...MOnster Yasopp: OHHHHHHH...him....Yasopp thinking to himself "What the freak is anime series Monster??" few day later Yasopp bought Dr. Tenma and Dr. Tenma examine Luffy 'ahem' Dr.Tenma: Could we talk outside for a minute Mr.Shanks Dr.Tenma and Shanks walk out of Luffy room Shanks: SOOOOO..could you fix it Dr.Tenma?? Dr.Tenma: Sorry, I could not fix it. If only that child didn't try to melt his thing back together, then I could be able to stitch it back together. How baka kids now a day sigh Shanks swallow hard and start to cry Shanks: It's all my fault telling Luffy about my adventure and being brave and meltin his...ahem....melting his heart into being a pirate. IF you can't fix it, then no one can Dr.tenma. Dr.Tenma: Mr.Shank, I have a person in mind that could possibly help..... a year later Luffy was about ot ask Shanks Shanks: No Luffy you can't be part of my crew. Luffy: No I don't want to be part of your crew. I will get my own and beat you. What I want to ask was...on my thing...ithere was a word.."Winry" Who or what is it?? Another pain that One Piece Characters had to endure as they grow up Sorry, for making it so long. I just got carry away. Last edited by Jn183; 2004-05-03 at 16:45.

2004-04-29, 19:40	Link #22
LazyFace (>.<) Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: •Home of the Free•	Captain Smoker: cough cough, This Tobacco is killing me. I'll quit soon. Luffy: I give up Nami: I'll charge you with no interest. Zorro: Take witness to my four-sword style!!!!!

2004-04-29, 19:50	Link #23
Zfan STOP JOKING AROOOUND~! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Raftel Age: 34	Crocodile: w00t! Robin: LET'S DRINK TIL WE GUEST WASTED, YO BUNCHA BASTARDS! Vivi: Arabasta sucks! Let's go to the bar.

2004-05-02, 22:16	Link #27
pathyfinder Terabyte needs anime! Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Columbus, Ohio	ROBIN This one time, at band camp! Oh, crap, why don't I just show you? Sanji come here, I need you as a prop.

2004-05-03, 02:47	Link #30
Kouji StrykerX Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Everett, WA Age: 42	Nah, it's quite alright. Luffy: looks at Zoro approaching Whoa, is that my buddy. Man, he's been workin out. Chopper: You don't say Luffy: Sup Zoro Zoro: arrives on his motorcycle hey buddy, what's up Luffy: I see you've been working out lately Zoro: Heh, so you noticed. It's good, so now I can clobber Captain Kuro with my improved strength Luffy: Hell yeah inner Luffy: Hell yeah, kick Kuro's butt __________________

2004-05-03, 21:04	Link #31
pathyfinder Terabyte needs anime! Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Columbus, Ohio	LUFFY I'm going to swim to The Grand Line!

2004-05-03, 21:21	Link #32
\|)arK_Nin Oi Oi Luffy! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: The End	Sanji: You need some deodorant Nami-swan

2004-05-05, 23:45	Link #33
dythim dythim Join Date: Nov 2003	Luffy: OOOOH, 94!!! I can't wait to see what happens next!!

2004-05-06, 01:07	Link #34
Lavilainepieuvre Flames all the way! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: I'm in the living room where I killed Col. Mustard with the candlestick	Zoro : I think I'll trade my swords for a pink bandana.

2004-05-06, 19:06	Link #36
Jn183 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003	Jn: What ever happen to Mihawk??? Mihawk look up and saw StrawHat's ship Mihawk: Oh crap, Zoro. sail the other way

2004-05-08, 00:16	Link #37
Ayla Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Canada Age: 39	Luffy: I'll never become the pirate king!! -cries-

2004-05-08, 01:12	Link #38
Pendragon2879 The Incarnation of Chaos Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: TN Age: 38	Sanji: Alright, what the heck is going on!! I found a used contraceptive on Nami's bed! We all agreed that I had first dibbs! Usuopp: Dude, you were takin to d*** long!! Sanji: What! Usuopp: Dude, come ON! 94 Freaking episodes into it, and you haven't even got a kiss. It was natural that she cling to me. She's pretty weak compared to you, I am pretty weak compared to all. What do you think we do when everyone else fights the villain. Sanji begins to whip Usoupp's A$$

2004-05-08, 01:58	Link #39
Tima Konichiwa Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Tokyo Japan NOT!!!	Heres somthing that Luffy would never say. Luffy: Hey I can't reach my back Nami! Could you scratch it for me? Chopper: Sure i'll treat your wounds. grins evily For a price muh haha ha ha! Any crew member: Oh no! I'm getting sea sick. Sanji: last I checked you had two hands and two feet go make Lunch for yourself Nami!!! Zoro: Oh no!! with all this fighting I might bruse my beautiful face. Being a pirate just isn't worth the risk. I'm going into modeling. Last edited by Tima; 2004-05-08 at 02:32.

2004-05-08, 09:49	Link #40
Jn183 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003	LOL Pen-san and Tima-san that Zoro line was funny