The Quotes of Haruhi Suzumiya (Favorite Quotes thread)

[crimmy88]

Kyon: "Judging from the results, humans are usually content with their current states. Those who aren't, however, will try to invent or discover something to advance civilization. Someone wanted to fly so they invented airplanes. Someone wanted to travel easily so automobiles and trains were made. But, those things were created by people who possessed special talents. Only a genius can convert those imaginings into reality. We ordinary mortals should just live our lives fully. We shouldn't act impulsively just because we feel adventurous."

Suzumiya: "Shut up."

xDDDD

[TheWindKnight]

Haruhi: (Slams her fist on her desk. She looks very disgruntled.) Where did you go!? I waited to eat since I thought you’d be back soon!

Kyon: (Camera is still on Haruhi’s face.) Could you say that again, except like a childhood friend pretending to be angry to hide her embarrassment?


Episode 10. ^_^ Copied and pasted from the script it took 3 of us 4 hours to make up ^^

[ibreatheanime]

my very favorite quote is in my signature, but here are some other good ones.

Actually, ponytails turn me on...That ponytail you had back on whenever looked so good it was criminal." -Kyon

"It's hard when you sound like you just randomly picked words out from a dictionary" Kyon

"Just to make things clear... No further filming was done of the changing scene. I have no words of comfort to offer your dejected spirits. ...I'm not lying." Kyon

Haruhi: I didn't abduct her! It was a voluntary arrest!

"Sorry. To be honest, I can't get enough of that outfit. My passion is running wild."
-Kyon

OH THERE ARE SO MANY AMAZING QUOTES...

[Cathesis Requirem]

I'm surprised that everyone overlooked Kyon's gem of a one - liner in the second episode

"Feel free to laugh " - kyon , on the SOS brigade's name

[GuidoHunter_Toki]

One of my favorites is when Kyon says -

"If your face gets any closer, someone who isn't supposed to be in this scene is going to come over there and kick your ass!"

[Kaloc7]

"Actaually, ponytails turn me on" - Kyon (Ep14)
"You sound like dangerous kidnapper" - Kyon (Ep2)
"Then he, that is to say me which is him, then I wi- wait" - Itsuki (Ep1)
"EH!?AHHHH!!!!" - Mikuru (In various situations)
"Antimatter-dispersing oscillations perceived as sound waves" - Yuki Nagato (In the Drama CD)
"Eh Haru-Haru?" - Kyon (In Drama CD)
"Bastard!!!" - Haruhi (In Drama CD)
"You can call me Ichi-chan" - Itsuki (In Drama CD)
"Shut up! Nobodies talking to you!!!!!" - Kyon (In Drama CD)
"Yuki-rin..." - Yuki Nagato (In Drama CD)
"I'll say that you were all planning to *Bleep* her!" - Haruhi (Ep 2)

[Kaloc7]

Originally Posted by Shredder

I was paying close attn during the baseball stadium scene and all, however I did not see the subject of love addressed. She can be cynical about existence...but biological urges are tough to repress so soundly unless something directly related to love had happened and gone awry, I would think. I'll check the link...okay checked: Vol2, does that mean eps that are as of yet unseen? If so I'll eagerly await future eps, should they occur. I'm not much of a reader of manga/graphic novels, I prefer animation

Still, at the end a normal girl would've blushed at the flirtatious compliment, esp considering the events of the night prior. She's human after all...or is she?
Btw I checked Barnes for SHnY--nowhere to be found. What's the deal?

Duh!, SHE'S A ******* GOD!!!!!

[AC23]

"Uuu... Lemme think... I have continued to use classified informationto contact the future or to do classified information... Urr. I only feel something is wrong when I have had no contact from classified information for a week. And then classified information... Makes me very worried, so I tried to use classified information and the answer was [B][classified information/B]... Uuu... Waa! Whatever should I do!"

-Mikuru- Endless Eight.

It would have been better if she just used "Beep"! (laughs)

[Albin]

Episode 14
(Haruhi is force-dressing Miruku once again)
Haruhi: Resistance is futile, You will become a nurse!

had problems breathing for 10 mins after hearing that XD

[UPR]

"If you're that scared what don't you just cling to my arm creates more of an atmosphere that way"-Kyon

"Idiot"-Haruhi

EP14

[JiggleJiggle]

"Which one's the beachball??" --kyon
LOL it's from the episode where they're on the island on the beach and kyon is hitting a beachball while checking out asahina in her swimsuit.
"Ponytails turn me on" --kyon

[Echoes]

Originally Posted by Mecha_Trueno

-ive figured it out!
-figured what out?
-the culprit!
-what culprit? nothings happened yet! we just got here!
-my guts tell me that the culprit is the master of the manor, Keiichi-san! His first victim will be Mikuru-chan!
-we're guests here. stop thinking about that dangerous stuff! act more like a high schooler, yeah?

I strongly second this quote.

It's even funnier when you see Mikuru's terrified expression after Haruhi proclaimed her to be the first victim

[dpryciak]

Originally Posted by Albin

Episode 14
(Haruhi is force-dressing Miruku once again)
Haruhi: Resistance is futile, You will become a nurse!

Originally Posted by Kaloc7

"I'll say that you were all planning to *Bleep* her!" - Haruhi (Ep 2)

Originally Posted by ibreatheanime

Haruhi: I didn't abduct her! It was a voluntary arrest!

Actually, anything that Haruhi says is...well, enough to send me into giggles. My husband, who isn't into anime like me (poor guy) was turned on to this show just by how Haruhi manhandles everybody... The whole "obtaining a computer" scene is just FULL of hilarious quotes. "So...this is how it's going to work..." or something like that.

Originally Posted by ibreatheanime

Actually, ponytails turn me on...That ponytail you had back on whenever looked so good it was criminal." -Kyon

And I just LOVED this episode. Snow White, Sleeping Beauty...it took me a moment to put two and two together (but husband beat me to it, again). The scene, tho, I just wanted to watch again and again.

[eurhteranienains]

Does anyone know where I can read the novel or manga? Whats the difference anyway?!

baseball game scene, it's a vivid quote from my memory, feel free to correct xD

kyon: Do you think you can you make it rain tomorrow on the game or something
nagato: No can do, changing the weather system will effect the natural occurences of the earth
kyon: when?
nagato: in about 200 millenium years from now
kyon: ah.. we wouldn't want to risk that now would we

[Animexcel]

Haruhi: *tries to turn the door knob*...*rings door bell*

Kyon: It should be the other way around!

along the lines of that xD

[f4bidnish40]

no. that was from the "movie" from ep 00 after the mikuru/yuki encounter.

[f4bidnish40]

Originally Posted by The Silver Sky

I believe that was Asakura (can't spell names worth crap) who said that as she was being deleted.

no. that was the "movie" from ep 00 they made: the yuki/mikuru encounter.

Asakura ryoko said that nagato was lucky to live longer and etc.

Oh, and a few quotes:

taniguchi: " Wassup. Wawawa wasuremono... UWAH!?" *

*finds kyon/yuki in a questionable position*

*then straightens his tie* "My bad... ENJOY YOURSELVES!" then darts out of the room.

--Ep 10.

"Ja ne!" <asakura ryoko also from ep 10.

"Scarab healed your wounds" <ep 7.

"That was ventriloquism." Ep 00, yuki nagato.

[Silasj]

My favourite quote would be Kyon at the end of the conversation he has with Haruhi about the mysterious transfer student

Haruhi: It's a mysterious transfer student! No doubt about it!

Kyon: You can tell without even seeing the student?

Haruhi: Didn't I already tell you. Survey says that a student who transfers in halfway through the year is practically guaranteed to be a mysterious transfer student!

Kyon: Just when, who, and how was that static derived? If mysterious transfer students can be guaranteed most of Japan would be ...

Haruhi: I'm gonna take a look

Kyon: and of course she's not listening

That's the best conversation in the entire anime :P
Also, could someone give me the convo in japanese?

[Mr Bland]

Ep. 11
Computer society Prez: We challenge you to a contest at this game!
Kyon: huh?
CS Prez: A contest!
CS Prez: A contest using this game!
CS Prez: A serious contest!
CS Prez: We want to have a contest with you!
Kyon: *thinking* I'm begging you, stop yelling contest over and over
CS Prez: Contest! Contest!
CS Prez: We've been prepairing long and hard to have this contest...
Kyon: *thinking* If those words reach Haruhi's sharp ears...
Haruhi: WAHAAA! *drop-kicks the computer society prez.*

later into episode 11..

Haruhi: What? Would you rather have Mikuru-chan?
Kyon: You be the prize. If you're going to make a bet, why don't you bet your own body?
~~few lines laters~~

Haruhi: well, which would you rather have? If you insist... well, you can take me.
CS Prez: NO! I most definitely pass on that.

Ep 14

Kyon: *looking at picture of Mikuru's star-shaped mole* *thinking* I see, so thats what she meant...
Mikuru: *Walks over* Did you just figure something out?
Kyon: *closes picture and folder of Mikuru on the PC* NO. It's nothing.
Mikuru: *points to Mikuru folder on the PC screen* What's this?
Kyon: *thinking* Jacked up!

End quote flood. :3

[Hedd]

Originally Posted by f4bidnish40

"That was ventriloquism." Ep 00, yuki nagato.

Shamisen: There is no need to consider his words. Why don't you just take control of his mind? From my observations you possess the ability to do just that... *fwap*