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cyth · 2011-06-02, 23:56

I'm not sure if I took anime seriously enough the first time I had an encounter with a real life yandere, as they will scar you for life. Seriously, stay the FUCK away! (luckily, I survived)

Yui Is My Wife · 2011-06-03, 00:18

DON'T bully the loner with superpowers at school or their favourite puppy: serves you right if they tear you to pieces in retaliation.

grylsyjaeger · 2011-06-03, 06:48

It's never too late to change - Onani Master Kurosawa

HasuMasu · 2011-06-03, 06:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by fallschirmjager

It's never too late to change - Onani Master Kurosawa

funny how i just found that yesterday

one more thing,

when a suspicious black notebook falls from the sky

PICK IT UP

Yui Is My Wife · 2011-06-03, 13:52

A Strange Girl comes into your life and offers to take you on an treasure hunting adventure?

Accept it!!

Because 14 years later you'll become a golden-haired kung fu master who can kick Superman AND The Justice Leage AND The Avengers' collective ass with one arm tied behind his back!!

Kameruka · 2011-06-03, 20:43

Yosuga no Sora: If you die because of love, even wrong kind of love, will send you to heaven.

Asuras · 2011-06-03, 20:51

Tip #23 for governments under attack by hostile forces: Don't use the nuke.

Master_Yoma · 2011-06-03, 21:24

Never give a girl a gun or a sword because they will try to kill you and doors dont stop them they just cut threw them

The hot chick is all way crazy

bhl88 · 2011-06-03, 21:54

Madoka: If someone tells me it is wrong to hope, I will tell them that they are wrong every time. I could tell them that countless times.

other things I learned:
1) Never trust a cute animal with creepy red eyes.
2) S*** happens when you drop things.
3) Always make sure an opponent is dead.
4) Starlight Breaker and Divine Buster is the answer to everything.
5) The cake [Kyubey's] is a lie.
6) The girl must be on top.
7) Tea, cakes and vacation go well with a band.
8) Never tell bloody/scary/gory stories to Mio. Never show her M rated anime either.
9) Azusa can be sold.
10) Madoka is a new Japanese name for hope.
11) When you see an annoying, despicable bastard like Shinji or Guiche, imagine them and beat them up in your fanfic.
12) Buy now, think later. And buy three items.
13) Quantity doesn't mean strength... it means wasting resources.
15) Defy fate. And when you fail and lie dying, flip the middle finger as you die.
16) Food is not a great subject to use.
17) An otaku girl is the answer to all otaku guys.
18) Tsuruya-san is a better Haruhi.

hawkeye122 · 2011-06-03, 22:06

I watch ALOT of harem anime (most aren't that good) but the one thing I've learned from nearly all of them is;

POLYGAMY IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER!!

ohter than that: if strange people you offer you unlimited power, say no. Unless they're a beautiful woman, then it's a judgement call...

Flower · 2011-06-03, 22:18

Hmm ... I would add one more from the Mahou Sensei Negima manga.

Do NOT ever do anything to Nodoka. EVER.

Or Negi will come and hand you your head in a handbasket. It doesn't matter who you are or what your level of power.

lightningfire · 2011-06-03, 22:22

i learn to do the right thing, always help the good guys

kk2extreme · 2011-06-03, 22:22

Girl(s)' singing solves every problems on earth

Guys singing are only for attracting girls...

bradosia · 2011-06-03, 23:16

I learned that after a misunderstanding you should get ready to curl up in a ball and cover your cheeks

Calca · 2011-06-03, 23:41

-If you have a childhood friend who is a girl wake you up everyday, your best friend is a pervert, and suddenly a cute new transfer student transfers into your class, congrats, you are in a harem

-Never reach out with your hands if you trip on something near a girl

-Always give a girl who sprains her ankle a piggy back ride to her destination. She will fall in love with you.

-If you ever see a stranger look at you and his/her eyes change color to red or yellow, you have 3 seconds to live.

-Any girl who calls you "Onii-chan" and is not blood related is in love with you

Eater of All · 2011-06-04, 00:24

You will never have cute girls left and right wanting entry into your pants, you will never meet girls falling from the sky, you will never be the chosen one of some freaky sentient mecha, you will never solve humanity's crisis with the power of love.

Oh yeah, and that sister of your's? She hates your guts and will never call you onii-chan. That crazy girl who sits behind you in class? Naw, she's really just some crazy girl who sits behind you in class.

HasuMasu · 2011-06-04, 01:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eater of All

You will never have cute girls left and right wanting entry into your pants, you will never meet girls falling from the sky, you will never be the chosen one of some freaky sentient mecha, you will never solve humanity's crisis with the power of love.

Oh yeah, and that sister of your's? She hates your guts and will never call you onii-chan. That crazy girl who sits behind you in class? Naw, she's really just some crazy girl who sits behind you in class.

^ this

is the formula leading to the creation of hikkikomoris

Yui Is My Wife · 2011-06-04, 03:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da_Box

^ this

is the formula leading to the creation of hikkikomoris

^this

When reality continues to kick you while you're down, why bother cooperating with its bullshit any longer?

Haak · 2011-06-04, 06:16

If you feel like you've just entered a cliche story then get out of there as quick as you can. It could be deconstructed.

klare · 2011-06-04, 06:51

the louder u scream, the higher chance for u to win a fight (from any shonen)

dont lose hope about being a normal person, a mighty being might fall for u (Haruhi)

if u are not a pilot of a prototype mecha/machine, u most likely not gonna survive (Gundam)

ask or find out as much as u can before u sign/make a contract (Madoka)

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grylsyjaeger Onani Master Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: The girl's bathroom Age: 34	It's never too late to change - Onani Master Kurosawa __________________ "It doesn't mean much, we never had a chance."

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2011-06-02, 23:56	Link #21
cyth Banned Join Date: Dec 2006 Age: 38	I'm not sure if I took anime seriously enough the first time I had an encounter with a real life yandere, as they will scar you for life. Seriously, stay the FUCK away! (luckily, I survived)

2011-06-03, 20:43	Link #26
Kameruka Hen-Tie Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Hen-Tie pen	Yosuga no Sora: If you die because of love, even wrong kind of love, will send you to heaven.

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bhl88 Otaku Apprentice Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: The Unseen Horizon	Madoka: If someone tells me it is wrong to hope, I will tell them that they are wrong every time. I could tell them that countless times. other things I learned: 1) Never trust a cute animal with creepy red eyes. 2) S*** happens when you drop things. 3) Always make sure an opponent is dead. 4) Starlight Breaker and Divine Buster is the answer to everything. 5) The cake [Kyubey's] is a lie. 6) The girl must be on top. 7) Tea, cakes and vacation go well with a band. 8) Never tell bloody/scary/gory stories to Mio. Never show her M rated anime either. 9) Azusa can be sold. 10) Madoka is a new Japanese name for hope. 11) When you see an annoying, despicable bastard like Shinji or Guiche, imagine them and beat them up in your fanfic. 12) Buy now, think later. And buy three items. 13) Quantity doesn't mean strength... it means wasting resources. 15) Defy fate. And when you fail and lie dying, flip the middle finger as you die. 16) Food is not a great subject to use. 17) An otaku girl is the answer to all otaku guys. 18) Tsuruya-san is a better Haruhi. __________________ OS-tan Collections (temporary): https://discord.gg/Hv2rBs3

2011-06-03, 22:06	Link #30
hawkeye122 RPer Join Date: May 2011 Location: In the gray area between Moral and Immoral	I watch ALOT of harem anime (most aren't that good) but the one thing I've learned from nearly all of them is; POLYGAMY IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER!! ohter than that: if strange people you offer you unlimited power, say no. Unless they're a beautiful woman, then it's a judgement call...

2011-06-03, 22:18	Link #31
Flower Blooming on the mountain Join Date: May 2010 Location: Deep in their roots, all flowers keep the light....	Hmm ... I would add one more from the Mahou Sensei Negima manga. Do NOT ever do anything to Nodoka. EVER. Or Negi will come and hand you your head in a handbasket. It doesn't matter who you are or what your level of power. __________________

2011-06-03, 22:22	Link #32
lightningfire gamer Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: canada Age: 33	i learn to do the right thing, always help the good guys __________________ Let me touch you let me kiss you gently in that spot Where they cut and poisoned the wound still burning hot It’s not a matter of trust or you would run to my arms It’s a matter of keeping close the pain that causes you harm

2011-06-03, 22:22	Link #33
kk2extreme Your wife is hot... Join Date: May 2008 Location: At your house fixing A/C	Girl(s)' singing solves every problems on earth Guys singing are only for attracting girls...

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2011-06-03, 23:41	Link #35
Calca Expressionless Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Walking on the path known as life	-If you have a childhood friend who is a girl wake you up everyday, your best friend is a pervert, and suddenly a cute new transfer student transfers into your class, congrats, you are in a harem -Never reach out with your hands if you trip on something near a girl -Always give a girl who sprains her ankle a piggy back ride to her destination. She will fall in love with you. -If you ever see a stranger look at you and his/her eyes change color to red or yellow, you have 3 seconds to live. -Any girl who calls you "Onii-chan" and is not blood related is in love with you

2011-06-04, 00:24	Link #36
Eater of All NOM Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Outside the Asylum	You will never have cute girls left and right wanting entry into your pants, you will never meet girls falling from the sky, you will never be the chosen one of some freaky sentient mecha, you will never solve humanity's crisis with the power of love. Oh yeah, and that sister of your's? She hates your guts and will never call you onii-chan. That crazy girl who sits behind you in class? Naw, she's really just some crazy girl who sits behind you in class. __________________

2011-06-04, 06:16	Link #39
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2011-06-04, 06:51	Link #40
klare Senior Member Join Date: May 2009	the louder u scream, the higher chance for u to win a fight (from any shonen) dont lose hope about being a normal person, a mighty being might fall for u (Haruhi) if u are not a pilot of a prototype mecha/machine, u most likely not gonna survive (Gundam) ask or find out as much as u can before u sign/make a contract (Madoka) __________________