2011-06-03, 13:52 | Link #25 |
Paper-Fan of DOOM!!
Join Date: Jul 2010
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A Strange Girl comes into your life and offers to take you on an treasure hunting adventure?
Accept it!! Because 14 years later you'll become a golden-haired kung fu master who can kick Superman AND The Justice Leage AND The Avengers' collective ass with one arm tied behind his back!!
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2011-06-03, 21:54 | Link #29 |
Otaku Apprentice
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Madoka: If someone tells me it is wrong to hope, I will tell them that they are wrong every time. I could tell them that countless times.
other things I learned: 1) Never trust a cute animal with creepy red eyes. 2) S*** happens when you drop things. 3) Always make sure an opponent is dead. 4) Starlight Breaker and Divine Buster is the answer to everything. 5) The cake [Kyubey's] is a lie. 6) The girl must be on top. 7) Tea, cakes and vacation go well with a band. 8) Never tell bloody/scary/gory stories to Mio. Never show her M rated anime either. 9) Azusa can be sold. 10) Madoka is a new Japanese name for hope. 11) When you see an annoying, despicable bastard like Shinji or Guiche, imagine them and beat them up in your fanfic. 12) Buy now, think later. And buy three items. 13) Quantity doesn't mean strength... it means wasting resources. 15) Defy fate. And when you fail and lie dying, flip the middle finger as you die. 16) Food is not a great subject to use. 17) An otaku girl is the answer to all otaku guys. 18) Tsuruya-san is a better Haruhi.
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2011-06-03, 22:06 | Link #30 |
RPer
Join Date: May 2011
Location: In the gray area between Moral and Immoral
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I watch ALOT of harem anime (most aren't that good) but the one thing I've learned from nearly all of them is;
POLYGAMY IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER!! ohter than that: if strange people you offer you unlimited power, say no. Unless they're a beautiful woman, then it's a judgement call... |
2011-06-03, 22:18 | Link #31 |
Blooming on the mountain
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Deep in their roots, all flowers keep the light....
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Hmm ... I would add one more from the Mahou Sensei Negima manga.
Do NOT ever do anything to Nodoka. EVER. Or Negi will come and hand you your head in a handbasket. It doesn't matter who you are or what your level of power.
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2011-06-03, 23:41 | Link #35 |
Expressionless
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Walking on the path known as life
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-If you have a childhood friend who is a girl wake you up everyday, your best friend is a pervert, and suddenly a cute new transfer student transfers into your class, congrats, you are in a harem
-Never reach out with your hands if you trip on something near a girl -Always give a girl who sprains her ankle a piggy back ride to her destination. She will fall in love with you. -If you ever see a stranger look at you and his/her eyes change color to red or yellow, you have 3 seconds to live. -Any girl who calls you "Onii-chan" and is not blood related is in love with you |
2011-06-04, 00:24 | Link #36 |
NOM
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Outside the Asylum
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You will never have cute girls left and right wanting entry into your pants, you will never meet girls falling from the sky, you will never be the chosen one of some freaky sentient mecha, you will never solve humanity's crisis with the power of love.
Oh yeah, and that sister of your's? She hates your guts and will never call you onii-chan. That crazy girl who sits behind you in class? Naw, she's really just some crazy girl who sits behind you in class.
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2011-06-04, 01:07 | Link #37 | |
Senior Member
Artist
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: The Middle Way
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Quote:
is the formula leading to the creation of hikkikomoris
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2011-06-04, 06:51 | Link #40 |
Senior Member
Join Date: May 2009
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the louder u scream, the higher chance for u to win a fight (from any shonen)
dont lose hope about being a normal person, a mighty being might fall for u (Haruhi) if u are not a pilot of a prototype mecha/machine, u most likely not gonna survive (Gundam) ask or find out as much as u can before u sign/make a contract (Madoka)
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