kankuro kills itachi!

[nukunuku]

i placed this question in another topic and it probably wasnt appropriate for it so i thought id bring it here. i dont think anyone has asked this, well with details.
if kankuro got powerful enough to do shadow clones and be able to control 1000+ puppets that can do rasengan and chidori, do u think he could beat itachi?
view this from a non judgemental point of view please. dont judge becuz u favor one of the characters.

[The-Wolf-Of-Mibu]

Either theres a hidden joke in there somewhere or you are retarded.

[Lost World]

Wow, stupidity just got a new representative.

[raikage]

...wha...?

[nukunuku]

wow... internet geeks at their worst!
harsh harsh harsh...
whats wrong with the question?hmmmm?

[nukunuku]

kankuro can control and fight with his puppets. if he could make shadow clones he and have lots of puppets he could control them. if he could learn rasengan and chidori could he not transfer his chakra to the puppets and do the attack?
would it be enough to beat itachi or would he kill kankuro? u seen itachi fight 1000 people at a time, have u?
a retarded question would be asking if konohamaru could beat gaara. u nerds, cant ask a question now without being gaybashed!

[Lost World]

Originally Posted by nukunuku

whats wrong with the question?hmmmm?

Read the rules. Versus threads are not allowed.

[nukunuku]

really? yet there is a rasengan vs. chidori thread, a byakugan vs. sharigan thread, and a whole other bunch of vs threads.

[Lost World]

Originally Posted by nukunuku

really? yet there is a rasengan vs. chidori thread, a byakugan vs. sharigan thread, and a whole other bunch of vs threads.

Well...

Vs. threads
Despite what the title says this forum does allow vs. threads, however they must be well constructed and have substance. The vs. threads are limited to material from the anime's universe. That means absolutely no threads containing DBZ or any other series in them are not allowed, no matter how well constructed it is, or how much subtance it has.

Key note being they must have substance. I don't anyone will agree tha this thread has substance.

[nukunuku]

well if your going to be polite, what do you consider would make this thread have substance, as you say?

[raikage]

It doesn't have substance. It's so hypothetical that it's not even an issue.

Spoiler:

It hasn't been shown that Kankurou can control anywhere close to that many puppets - there's a significant difference between 2 and 1000.

Kankurou has never shown the capability to transfer chakra through his puppets.

I see no indication that Kankurou will EVER have enough power to do anything even remotely like what you're suggesting.

[psycoking]

Originally Posted by nukunuku

whats wrong with the question?hmmmm?

ok, I'll try to answer this without the flaming, though it won't be easy. . .

First off, Kankura is a sand ninja, and kage bunshin, rasengan, and chidori are leaf jutsus. He would never be taught those techniques. Ok, so there's probably a sand village equivalent to kage bunshin, just like mist villages water clones (Mizu Bunshin?) theres probably some type of sand clone technique. But beyond basic clonning techniques, kankuro would not be able to learn the other jutsus. Why? Both rasengan and chidori require a certain body type, or rather certain physical charicteristics, inorder to be used. Only ninjas with these physical traits can use either technique, which is why only 2 people in the world can use chidori, and only 3 people have ever been able to use rasengan (and one of them is dead!). Kabkuro is a jutsu specialist so he does not have the speed requisite to handle chidori, nor does he have sharingan, which is neccessary to manage the high speed required for the justsu. Also, as a jutsu specialist he probably doesn't have the physical stamina necessary to learn rasengan, which uses up a large amount of chackra. Other than that, the question states that the puppets would be using chidori and rasengan. This is impossible since kankuro's puppets DON'T USE JUTSUS. Their just puppets that have been expertly rigged with boobi traps and they don't have any chakra of their own, and they can perform no jutsus. So the question presents something that's abit of an impossibility

well if your going to be polite, what do you consider would make this thread have substance, as you say?

If we run the question down to what its actually asking -- "Can 1000 super powerfull ninjas beat Itachi" -- you'd find that this question is quite . . . um . . . *tries to think of a polite way to say this* . . . well lets just say we can't answer it. Either he can cause he's super strong, or he can't because no one ninja can beat 1000 super ninjas (again with the whole impossibility thing). So this thread might not be to great if the only answers are "probably" and "probably not". Sorry, but I don't think anything will give this thread too much substance.

[nukunuku]

its cool, atleast u arent as rude as the previous posters! im asking hypothetically, it would make naruto pretty interesting if later on this happens, just saying if he got super powerful and did all that shit and joined akatsuki and went after itachi doing those jutsus with 1000 of him would he win. i dont know who would win but i just want to hear your theories and get ideas. im not looking for a concrete thread, i want a thread with little substance, an abstract thread if u will. just talking about the what if...

[Kamui4356]

Sorry, but I have to say this. Yes, if kankuro could do all that, then he could beat Itachi. If naruto turns out to be the bastard child of the 4th hokage and an uchiha, develops the mangekyo sharingan, and can get all of his clones to do rasengan simultaniously, then he could beat Itachi too. There's no point to this because it's asking something that would never happen, has no room for discusssion, and is just flame bait, as the responces you get should show with utmost clarity.

[Fool On The Hill]

Originally Posted by nukunuku

its cool, atleast u arent as rude as the previous posters! im asking hypothetically, it would make naruto pretty interesting if later on this happens, just saying if he got super powerful and did all that shit and joined akatsuki and went after itachi doing those jutsus with 1000 of him would he win. i dont know who would win but i just want to hear your theories and get ideas. im not looking for a concrete thread, i want a thread with little substance, an abstract thread if u will. just talking about the what if...

If I asked something like "What if Naruto had the power of 3.2 Kyuubi's inside of him and he learned 347 new jutsu's and he dyed 84 of his hairs green...could he beat Konohamaru, except Konohamaru is 2,768 times stronger than in the beginning of the series"

-would you think its a good question?

[nukunuku]

who says itachi would lose? kimimaro beat all the naruto clones(which wasnt 1000 but u get the idea) im not saying right now in the series. things could change dramatically lets say 5 years from now into the series. you should atleast have manners even if you find something you consider as a stupid thread. dont lower yourself to the level of a 5 year old.
fool on the hill...u scare me. but u do make point! ill answer u tomarrow when i figure out an answer.

[Zimok]

retarded



5 years into the series, itachi fights 1000 puppets with rasengan...


retarded


go slap yourself

[UchihaNick]

Originally Posted by nukunuku

who says itachi would lose? kimimaro beat all the naruto clones(which wasnt 1000 but u get the idea) im not saying right now in the series. things could change dramatically lets say 5 years from now into the series. you should atleast have manners even if you find something you consider as a stupid thread. dont lower yourself to the level of a 5 year old.
fool on the hill...u scare me. but u do make point! ill answer u tomarrow when i figure out an answer.

spoiler tag?

and yes it is a stupid thread, LoL 1000 puppets, if kankuro could do that it would mean.. that sakura can do the rasengan! ( same level of impossibility )

[Cort]

Originally Posted by nukunuku

i placed this question in another topic and it probably wasnt appropriate for it so i thought id bring it here. i dont think anyone has asked this, well with details.
if kankuro got powerful enough to do shadow clones and be able to control 1000+ puppets that can do rasengan and chidori, do u think he could beat itachi?
view this from a non judgemental point of view please. dont judge becuz u favor one of the characters.

If he had that kind of chakra/skill he'd be some kinda demon/god-like person. You could ask the same question of any other character in the anime because it is all based on the possibility of "if they got powerful enough somehow." Yeah, he'd probably kill Itachi and everything in a 4000 foot radius including himself.

[Kamui4356]

Originally Posted by nukunuku

who says itachi would lose? kimimaro beat all the naruto clones(which wasnt 1000 but u get the idea) im not saying right now in the series. things could change dramatically lets say 5 years from now into the series. you should atleast have manners even if you find something you consider as a stupid thread. dont lower yourself to the level of a 5 year old.
fool on the hill...u scare me. but u do make point! ill answer u tomarrow when i figure out an answer.

If you're replying to me, which you must be, as there's no other post other than fool's between your last one and this one and his doesn't fit your reply, then you obviously have no clue what manners actually are. The outcome of the senerio you put forth is obvious, and the situation itself is impossible. I'm just pointing that out. I didn't flame you at all, yet you come back with a personal attack?