Monogatari Series Image Thread (wallpapers, fan art, gifs, etc.)

[Raiga]

What bothers me more than that is that in the image in the middle of the middle row, Suruga's right arm, and not her left, appears to be affected (unless the monkey paw suddenly lost its thumb).

[zato_1one]

Can someone translate this?

[Raiga]

Ack, I was partway through when I accidentally closed the tab. orz

EDIT: Forgot to change this line. Got attempts at all four now, trust my translation at your own risk. In order (right to left):

Sudden Encounter
Koyomi: Senjougahara! Look at this!
Hitagi: Th... that's...!
Hitagi: You've got guts coming here to challenge me!
Koyomi: I messed up!

Sexual Harassment
Koyomi: Hachikuji~!
Mayoi: Gyaa!
Hug
Koyomi: What a merciless attack... you little...
Mayoi: That's what I should be saying! You seriously hit me when we were getting untangled!
Mayoi: Fufu... if you come any closer, this little guy will breathe fire! (I don't know why there's a question mark there)
Koyomi: Wha--!? An anti-crime buzzer!! Why do you have something that high tech?
Mayoi: It's okay! This isn't high tech at all!
Mayoi: It's just an ordinary hand grenade
Koyomi: That's not okay at all! In fact, that's even scarier!

Um... not certain on the title of this... The Woman With the Delusion That One Equals Ten I think?
Koyomi: Mmm... I'm feeling a bit hungry...
Suruga: Hoh!
Suruga: Understood, Araragi-senpai! I will undress immediately!
Koyomi: WHY!?
Suruga: Isn't it obvious? I'm always... um... Araragi-senpai's words'... uh... shit I can't count the strokes in that kanji. I think this is along the lines of, "I always hear Araragi-senpai's words as if there's a sexual meaning hidden inside them."
Suruga: For example, if Araragi-senpai were to say that he was thirsty, I would immediately (okay Koyomi interrupts her as she's saying "pa," presumably about to say "panties," but due to Japanese word order she doesn't get to say the verb, so you can only guess what she would have immediately done with her panties)
Koyomi: YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY IT!!!

Survivor Nadeko
Slash, cut
Nadeko: Haa... haa...
Nadeko: Who would have thought the eel would have turned out so nicely... experience truly is a frightening thing.
Nadeko: With this Koyomi Onii-chan will be happy, right!
Caption: The birth of a young cooking genius

[Pellissier]

[zato_1one]

Thank you Raiga for the translation. +rep

[Pellissier]

[omimon]

Originally Posted by Pellissier

Damn it, does Shaft WANT us to get a heart attack?

[freakonboard]

^
So you're suggesting that they should have a disclaimer saying this image is not safe for those who have a fetish for sukumizu.

[omimon]

Originally Posted by freakonboard

^
So you're suggesting that they should have a disclaimer saying this image is not safe for those who have a fetish for sukumizu.

That or "People with a heart condition will need to look away since it will increase your heart rate to an unreasonable level and blow out your veins."

[LotionExplosion]

Jail bait, I dunno if its NSFW. I personally don't find anything wrong with this

[omimon]

Originally Posted by LotionExplosion

Jail bait, I dunno if its NSFW. I personally don't find anything wrong with this

So wrong, yet so right, yet so AWESOME!!!!

[LotionExplosion]

Originally Posted by omimon

So wrong, yet so right, yet so AWESOME!!!!

Criminal ain't it? I don't get it, I don't feel perverse at all at Loli at all? Is it because I'm still young? I dunno I probably never will

[Raiga]

Gotta post this quick before I forget all the kanji I just looked up.

Spoiler for Comic:

First frame
Hitagi: Araragi-kun. What might that thing you are holding be?

Second frame
Koyomi: This? It's a Kadokeshi (brand of eraser)...

Third frame
Hitagi: I see, that's what it is... this is the first time I've seen one being used in real life.
Koyomi: Really? I didn't think Kadokeshi were rare or anything. For that matter, this is rather unexpected.
Hitagi: What is?

Fourth frame
Koyomi: My impression of you was that if it had to do with stationery you'd know everything. I thought you'd be just as familiar with erasers.
Hitagi: I'm afraid that I have no interest in erasers.

Fifth frame
Hitagi: After all, erasers don't have any killing or wounding potential at all.
Koyomi: Senjougahara... you're not supposed to select stationery based on their wounding potential.

[Miyuki-ism]

Well of coarse she would. XD

[Zetsubo]

Erasers bounce.... its logical.

[S3vEn]

you can shove it down someone throat. lol

[LotionExplosion]

[FlareKnight]

Originally Posted by S3vEn

you can shove it down someone throat. lol

Really Senjougahara is just lacking imagination. You can sharpen a point then flick it and put someone's eye out. An eraser is a perfectly dangerous item when used correctly....Anyways was expecting a pun around the fact only someone like Araragi would have need of an eraser .

[LotionExplosion]

Enjoy my Friends

[LotionExplosion]

Another Installment, of moe characters we all love