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THOUGHTS TO PONDER...
"The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all." G.K. Chesterton "I'll not listen to reason. Reason always means what someone else has got to say." - Elizabeth Gaskell “You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question.” - Albert Camus “To be in love is merely to be in a state of perpetual anesthesia.” - H.L. Mencken “Experience is not what happens to you. It is what you DO with what happens to you.” - Aldous Huxley “I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.” - Clarence Darrow “The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable, and literature is not read.” - Oscar Wilde "Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit." - Anon. “A gaffe is when a politician tells the truth.”- Journalist Michael Kinsley “It is not enough to do good; one must do it in the right way.” - British writer John Morley “Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is.” - P.J. O'Rourke “Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.” - Author Susan Ertz The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any.” - Fred Astaire “The men that American people admire the most extravagantly are the most daring liars: the men they detest the most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.” - H.L.Mencken “Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us “could not succeed.” - Mark Twain |
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2009-03-06, 10:27 | Link #3699 |
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Proof that Men Have Better Friends...
Friendship among Women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it. Friendship among Men: A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there. |
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