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Old 2008-01-25, 13:42   Link #1581
kitto-chan
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A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss
program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a
voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of
Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later
huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the
next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs
himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next
day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning,
beautiful,sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing
nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads,
'If you catch me you can have me'.

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent
shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days,
the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better
shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he
discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go
for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program

'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone. 'This is our most
rigorous program.'

'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.'

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds
a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running
shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, 'If I catch you, your ass
is mine.'

He lost 63 pounds that week
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Old 2008-01-25, 13:56   Link #1582
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LMAO that is sooooo funny!!
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Old 2008-01-25, 22:03   Link #1583
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Old 2008-01-26, 01:43   Link #1584
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Havn't post anything here in awhile..





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Old 2008-01-26, 02:30   Link #1585
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This is the best thing ever done:
The Demented Cartoon Movie

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/demented

(Warning, this lasts about half an hour)
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Old 2008-01-26, 05:13   Link #1586
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Havn't post anything here in awhile..


Really Funny...Poor Dog..
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Old 2008-01-26, 13:58   Link #1587
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This is the best thing ever done:
The Demented Cartoon Movie

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/demented

(Warning, this lasts about half an hour)
Well... okay... but I prefer something to think about

part 1/5: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4H_E8b-qmo

part 2/5: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOZd3iCknZU

part 3/5: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRWAyM26YV8

part 4/5: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQ9Amuri6G8

part 5/5: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2ullkbVCL8


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a short debriefing though,

Spoiler for hint, hint:
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Old 2008-01-26, 14:54   Link #1588
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I found this very humorous.
http://www.dezinfo.net/?post=693
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Old 2008-01-26, 21:09   Link #1589
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Pispers is a freaking GENIUS!
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Old 2008-01-27, 14:25   Link #1590
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http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?...oldid=90686677

This is an older edit, because it had more laughs when it was older.
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Old 2008-01-27, 15:18   Link #1591
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Pispers is not that great... Although the one on how to do stuff with a baby is.
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Old 2008-01-27, 20:28   Link #1592
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I will be posting some ridiculous images i found...

Spoiler for Duel of the Fates:


Spoiler for Busted!:


Spoiler for LOL:


Spoiler for The Art of Clannad Pwnage:


Spoiler for NiPa~:


Spoiler for Haruhi fan will lynch me for posting this:


Spoiler for Stomping x2:


Spoiler for Light on the run:


I can post more if people want me too...
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Old 2008-01-27, 20:41   Link #1593
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Haha, that one was great! XD
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Old 2008-01-27, 22:20   Link #1594
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Spoiler for No way.:
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Old 2008-01-27, 22:24   Link #1595
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time for silly videos!





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Old 2008-01-28, 09:58   Link #1596
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No way! That's Peatear Griffin from family guy! Great photoshopping. ^^
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Old 2008-01-28, 11:09   Link #1597
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Hi. my first time atempt to post my first joke here.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Abel!
Abel who?
Abel Seaman!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bach.
Bach who?
Bach of Chips!

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Bacon!
Bacon who?
Bacon a cake for your Birthday!

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Old 2008-01-28, 15:15   Link #1598
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ha ha ha .
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Old 2008-01-28, 22:56   Link #1599
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Watch this video. Sorry it's non-embeddable, but oh well. In any case, this is why Tom Cruise is insane.

http://defamer.com/344987/the-tom-cr...ant-you-to-see

Spoiler for Comments after watching:


After watching this video, see this parody two friends and I came up with:
Spoiler for Scientology, NSFW language:
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Old 2008-01-28, 23:06   Link #1600
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aka Providence - It seems your youtube clips aren't working. All i see are white blocks. Is it my side, or did you get the path wrong?
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