2012-07-06, 23:15 | Link #107 | |
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I'm just saying I ain't posting anything that will come back to haunt me twenty years down the track when someone finds something I bragged about on a forum.
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2012-07-07, 02:55 | Link #110 |
Hiding Under Your Bed
Join Date: May 2008
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Speeding, I guess. ~$500 is my largest speeding ticket (California on the I5 + world's grumpiest police officer ever). Most of my tickets have been thrown out, but that one was one of the few that didn't. :/ I actually speed (I'm not talking about going 5 over the limit...we're talking about 15+ over the limit, and I'm certainly not talking about going over the ridiculously slow 25/35 mph speed limits that not even old ladies follow), less and less as I grow older, but every once in a while I continue to bare my inner 15 year old on the road. Usually when there's a line a mile long going 40 miles an hour on the highway for no reason other than people being too afraid to pass on a double lane highway. Even in my old age, this still bugs the crap out of me and causes all sorts of road rage to bubble up.
I got a parking ticket once, for not parking parallel to a curb. Don't think that's actually a crime though. Certainly not something that goes on your record. I suppose I trespassed a few times in my life, especially when I was a teenager. Never been inside a holding cell, though I've always wanted to be arrested at a riot, just once. Only been to a few in my life, and never got remotely close to being arrested. I kind of envy the baby boomers for all the activism that they got to participate in (regardless of whether the intentions were pure, heh). Not really a crime, but I did get to experience having a bunch of semi-automatics pointed at me once. Note: When given the opportunity to go 'behind the scenes' on a space shuttle launch, don't do anything suspicious. I'm sure there are all sorts of digital crimes I've committed, but I think I'll gloss over those. I suppose, with how many laws exist in America these days, I've probably inadvertently committed plenty of other crimes I'm blissfully unaware of as well. Oh, and like many others, I'm sure, I suppose technically I broke a law by losing my virginity earlier than the age of consent (age of consent being something I didn't even realize existed until I was in my early 20s, well after the deed). Though, I've never really understood that law, so it's possible I've totally misinterpreted it, though I seem to recall a very public case in the south where some teenage african american was sent to jail for rape just for having sex under the age of consent. Crazy.
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2012-07-07, 06:40 | Link #112 |
Before the Deluge
Join Date: Jun 2012
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I assaulted my older brother with a broom the day I received my high school diploma from my school's principal. He's bipolar and was having a manic episode. You can take that as basically beating the shit out of me and wrecking our house. He went outside and I took the opportunity to lock him out. He saw my bedroom window open and tried climbing through it, and I shoved the broom I had in my room into his chest to knock him away from the window.
He wasn't injured, mind you, but years of the police dealing with shit concerning my brother, they took an easier route and penalized me for keeping a raving lunatic from murdering me. He called the police and said I locked him out, and that I had assaulted him with the broom. The sergeant that responded was new and didn't know my brother's record, so he took the red mark on my brother's chest as evidence of an aggravated assault and arrested me, almost breaking any compassion I had for humanity. At the station, however, some of the officers more familiar with my brother spoke to the sergeant who was handling the charges against me, and although they couldn't release me on the spot for some stupid face saving reason, they drove me to the courthouse on Monday for my bond hearing and neither my brother or a representative of the police department appeared to formally represent the victim and so I was released on an I bond and the case dropped. It rattled me for years on end. I still have issues with the police because of it. I try my very hardest not to hate their fucking guts. The dropped charge is still on my record and affecting me. |
2012-07-07, 09:11 | Link #114 | ||
formerly ogon bat
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Mexico
Age: 53
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Several years I almost was inside a cell again, when a drunken bastard driving his car hit MY car from behind (the trunk in the back dissapeared (compressed) due to the collision) while I was waiting for a green light, since he did not had the security belt on his head destroyed his car frontal glass and since there was blood I was supposed to go to jail, dandy, isn't it? |
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