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Old 2009-03-19, 05:19   Link #3781
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Big brother is watching you.

Spoiler for youtube.com vid NSFW:
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Old 2009-03-19, 08:54   Link #3782
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Old 2009-03-19, 23:48   Link #3783
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Is that a fake or is it real? XD
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Old 2009-03-20, 00:31   Link #3784
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This is purportedly an actual Letter to the Editor from the February 5th edition of the Wichita Falls, Texas Times Record News:
Dear IRS,
I am sorry to inform you that I will not be able to pay taxes owed April 15, but all is not lost.
I have paid these taxes: accounts receivable tax, building permit tax, CDL tax, cigarette tax, corporate income tax, dog licence tax, federal income tax, unemployment tax, gasoline tax, hunting licence tax, fishing licence tax, waterfowl stamp tax, inheritance tax, inventory tax, liquor tax, luxury tax, medicare tax, city, school and county property tax (up 33 pe rcent last 4 years), real estate tax, social security tax, road usage tax, toll road tax, state and city sales tax, recreational vehicle tax, state franchise tax, state unemployment tax, telephone federal excise tax, telephone federal state and local surcharge tax, telephone minimum usage surcharge tax, telephone state and local tax, utility tax, vehicle licence registration tax, capital gains tax, lease severance tax, oil and gas assessment tax, Colorado property tax, Texas, Colorado, Wyoming, Oklahoma and New Mexico sales tax, and many more that I can't recall, .... but I have run out of space, time and money!
When you do not receive my check April 15, just know it is an honest mistake!
P.S.. I will make at least a partial payment as soon as I get my stimulus check.
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Old 2009-03-20, 02:18   Link #3785
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Old 2009-03-20, 03:44   Link #3786
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Old 2009-03-22, 11:08   Link #3787
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Remember the 80´s?





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Old 2009-03-22, 18:07   Link #3788
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OMG THERE IS HIDDEN MESSAGE IN THE CAKE SONG IN PORTAL IF YOU PLAY IT BACKWARD!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDZICsAmb1A
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Old 2009-03-22, 23:04   Link #3789
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Bill Hader at his best!

Watching Dateline right after this really scares me because I realize that Keith Morrison is like this. But really, I could not stop laughing at this clip!
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Old 2009-03-22, 23:32   Link #3790
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QUOTES TO CONSIDER....
“Charm is a way of getting the answer 'yes' without asking a clear question.” - Albert Camus

“In youth we feel richer for every new illusion; in maturer years, for every one we lose.” - Author Anne Sophie Swetchine

“It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in an argument.” - US politician William Gibbs McAdoo

“Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority it's time to pause and reflect.” - Mark Twain

“Only enemies speak the truth; friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty.” - Stephen King

“Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.” - Hubert Humphrey

“You can close your eyes to reality but not to memories.” - Polish author Stanislaw J. Lec

“The greatest pleasure in life is doing what other people say you cannot do.” - Journalist Walter Bageot

Don't you think it's unnerving that doctors call what they do "Practice"? --George Carlin

What do you give a man who has everything? -- Antibiotics

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. - - Carrie Snow
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Old 2009-03-22, 23:40   Link #3791
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OMG THERE IS HIDDEN MESSAGE IN THE CAKE SONG IN PORTAL IF YOU PLAY IT BACKWARD!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDZICsAmb1A
This is why I love Valve, Steam and the internet.
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Old 2009-03-23, 01:02   Link #3792
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OMG THERE IS HIDDEN MESSAGE IN THE CAKE SONG IN PORTAL IF YOU PLAY IT BACKWARD!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDZICsAmb1A
LOL now I love the song normally but backwards its teh epic win!!

thats awesome!
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Old 2009-03-23, 03:47   Link #3793
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Don't you think it's unnerving that doctors call what they do "Practice"? --George Carlin
The best one.
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Old 2009-03-23, 16:47   Link #3794
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Obama is zero....
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Old 2009-03-23, 18:54   Link #3795
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Obama is zero....
Would have been lot funnier if Obama was 00bama .
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Old 2009-03-23, 21:17   Link #3796
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kHW8...e=channel_page

(I can't get the video to embed...)

Because we all know this movie will be terrible...
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Old 2009-03-23, 23:24   Link #3797
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Top Eight Signs Your Team Isn't Ready for the NCAA Tournament
8. Players get winded lacing their shoes
7. Won't leave locker room because they're too intimidated by opposing team mascot
6. Main goal -- to get on Marv Albert's blooper reel
5. Most often asked question during timeouts: "Can I bum a smoke?"
4. Skipped conference tournament to attend taping of "The Rachael Ray Show"
3. Players leave at halftime to beat the traffic
2. Busy knitting pretty new nets for hoop
1. When going for a layup players ask, "Can you give me a boost?"+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+ _+_+_+
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Old 2009-03-24, 02:57   Link #3798
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The three great truths about JAPAN

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Old 2009-03-24, 04:09   Link #3799
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Old 2009-03-24, 04:12   Link #3800
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The three great truths about JAPAN

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Spoiler for Truth number 3 & welcome advisory:
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These are madness!

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