MSLN Jokes & Assorted Humour

[FlameSparkZ]

Originally Posted by Chaos2Frozen

I've forgotten I had intended to reply

Well, I have been rather strict with the whole NxF thingy lately, but only because it's really their fault



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I've been receiving alot of comments about Chrono's marriage ever since I wrote that CARONO fic several weeks ago... Not only through here, but in other places as well.

So I'm taking this chance to do what the canon wanted to show, but ran out of time and space because of one very evil little girl...

... Yes, I'm ABSOLUTELY sure this is what they wanted to say

Spoiler for Think about our kids!:

[PANEL 1]
~~~~~~~

*Amy appears on screen*

Amy: Chrono! Have you been seeing Carim often these days...!!!

Chrono: Erm well, the term 'seeing' can be easily misinterpreted as alot of things... "I have seen Nanoha", "Fate and I are seeing", "Hayate has been seeing me"...


[PANEL 2]
~~~~~~~

Amy: WAHHH!! How could you do that!? Think about our kids!!

*Amy carried the twins to the screen*

Twins () : Daddy! Don't leave us!

Chrono (gulped) : Er...


[PANEL 3]
~~~~~~~


Chrono ():Erm, Kids... You know that I love you both very much even though I'm not always (never) around...

Twins (innocent eyes): Uh-huhhhh~



[PANEL 4]
~~~~~~~

Chrono (Good job pose) : ... That's why daddy is going to get more mommies to play with the both of you!

Twins: YAY! You're the best, daddy!

Amy: ANATA!!!


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*Ending line: "Use your opponent's weapon against them", a lesson thought by his teachers...*

Yes, this happened. In canon.

Ask him yourself if you don't believe!

Scout: "Sir! The WIN levels are off the charts!"
Captain: "Men...we've hit the jackpot!"
*hurray*


Nicely done

[Chaos2Frozen]

Originally Posted by Aaron008R

What can I say? APPROVED!!!

Originally Posted by FlameSparkZ

Scout: "Sir! The WIN levels are off the charts!"
Captain: "Men...we've hit the jackpot!"
*hurray*


Nicely done

/bow

It's the least it could do...

[Riddly]

Originally Posted by Chaos2Frozen

Spoiler for Think about our kids!:

[PANEL 1]
~~~~~~~

*Amy appears on screen*

Amy: Chrono! Have you been seeing Carim often these days...!!!

Chrono: Erm well, the term 'seeing' can be easily misinterpreted as alot of things... "I have seen Nanoha", "Fate and I are seeing", "Hayate has been seeing me"...


[PANEL 2]
~~~~~~~

Amy: WAHHH!! How could you do that!? Think about our kids!!

*Amy carried the twins to the screen*

Twins () : Daddy! Don't leave us!

Chrono (gulped) : Er...


[PANEL 3]
~~~~~~~


Chrono ():Erm, Kids... You know that I love you both very much even though I'm not always (never) around...

Twins (innocent eyes): Uh-huhhhh~



[PANEL 4]
~~~~~~~

Chrono (Good job pose) : ... That's why daddy is going to get more mommies to play with the both of you!

Twins: YAY! You're the best, daddy!

Amy: ANATA!!!


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*Ending line: "Use your opponent's weapon against them", a lesson thought by his teachers...*

Lmao... The "more mommies" part had me laughing. Reminds me of a fanfic I saw that had the pairing as [Chrono x Harem effect]

[Chaos2Frozen]

Originally Posted by Riddly

Lmao... The "more mommies" part had me laughing.

Originally Posted by Riddly

Reminds me of a fanfic I saw that had the pairing as [Chrono x Harem effect]

Really? I wonder which genius could have written something as Brilliant and full of 'WIN!' as that? That writer must be given a a medal or something...

[Algent]

[Chaos2Frozen]

Originally Posted by Algent

Ahhh.... I knew people were going to do something about Robo-Ginga

[Arrow]

I was bored. And I watched a YouTube Video of this. So I figured, why the heck not?

TIME-SPACE ADMINISTRATION BUREAU
PUBLIC SERVICE VIDEO

NO. 42: HOW NOT TO BE SEEN

Nanoha: In this picture, there are 47 people. None of them can be seen. In this video we at the TSAB hope to show you how not to be seen.

Nanoha: This is Mr. Yuno Scrya of the Head Office Infinity Library. He cannot be seen. Now I'm going to ask him to stand up. Mr. Scrya, would you stand up please?

(Yuno rises out of one of a dozen bushes in the forest)

Yuno: Hey Nanoha! Hi everyone! I couldn't be see-
(is shot in the head by a giant pink laser from a certain white mage: he keels over and collapses)

Nanoha: This demonstrates the value of not being seen. =D

Spoiler for Part 2:

Nanoha: In this picture we cannot see Mr. Erio Mondial of TSAB Riot Force 6. Mr. Mondial, would you stand up please?

(Erio rises out of a bush and waves to the camera before being shot again by a giant Divine buster shot)

Spoiler for Part 3:

Nanoha: This is Ms. Subaru Nakajima, the Forward Front Stars attacker of Riot Force 6. Ms. Nakajima, would you stand up please.

(nothing happens)

Nanoha: Ms. Nakajima has learned the first lesson of not being seen: not to stand up. However, she HAS chosen a very obvious piece of cover.

(Nanoha blasts the tiny bush and watches with glee as Subaru is blasted skyward)

Spoiler for Part 4:

Nanoha: Reinforce II of Hayate Yagami's personal force has presented us with a "poser". We do not know which gadget she is behind...but we can soon find out.

(Gadget closest to the camera explodes)
(Gadget farthest to the camera explodes)
(Gadget in the center explodes - Reinforce II falls as a tiny flaming speck out of
its carcass)

Reinforce II: Losing altitude!! (crashes and disappears in the flames)
Nanoha: Yup, it was the MIDDLE one.

Spoiler for Part 5:

Nanoha: Signum of the Wolkenritter and now of the TSAB, has concealed herself extremely well.
She could be just about anywhere - behind a window, in the lake, behind a tree, in the garden, in the helicopter on the roof, or behind any one of a dozen pillars next to the garden. However, since I saw her actually ENTER her hiding place BEFORE this segment started, I happen to know: she's in the helicopter.

(the helicopter is shot by Divine Buster - it falls off the roof to crash-land on the tarmac below)

Spoiler for Part 6:

Nanoha: Mr. Chrono Harlaown and his wife, Amy, chose a very cunning way of not being seen. When I called their apartment, I found they had gone away on two week's holiday. They hadn't left any forwarding address, have set up an AMF around the apartment, and had bolted and barred the house to prevent us access. However...Admiral Lindy told me where they were.

(the house explodes)

Spoiler for Final Part:

Nanoha: And here is Admiral Lindy who told me where they were...(Divine Busters her) And here is where she lived...(Starlight Breakers her office building's supports, causing it to implode) And here is where she was born...(continues to blow up buildings - laughing maniacally as she does so)

Nanoha: (realizes that the camera is still running) Oh. Um...right. (brushes off her Barrier Jacket) And now for something completely different. (aims Starlight Breaker at the ground beneath her feet; she disappears in an all-consuming explosion)

[Riddly]

Originally Posted by Arrow

I was bored. And I watched a YouTube Video of this. So I figured, why the heck not?

Spoiler:

TIME-SPACE ADMINISTRATION BUREAU
PUBLIC SERVICE VIDEO

NO. 42: HOW NOT TO BE SEEN

Nanoha: In this picture, there are 47 people. None of them can be seen. In this video we at the TSAB hope to show you how not to be seen.

Nanoha: This is Mr. Yuno Scrya of the Head Office Infinity Library. He cannot be seen. Now I'm going to ask him to stand up. Mr. Scrya, would you stand up please?

(Yuno rises out of one of a dozen bushes in the forest)

Yuno: Hey Nanoha! Hi everyone! I couldn't be see-
(is shot in the head by a giant pink laser from a certain white mage: he keels over and collapses)

Nanoha: This demonstrates the value of not being seen. =D

Spoiler for Part 2:

Nanoha: In this picture we cannot see Mr. Erio Mondial of TSAB Riot Force 6. Mr. Mondial, would you stand up please?

(Erio rises out of a bush and waves to the camera before being shot again by a giant Divine buster shot)

Spoiler for Part 3:

Nanoha: This is Ms. Subaru Nakajima, the Forward Front Stars attacker of Riot Force 6. Ms. Nakajima, would you stand up please.

(nothing happens)

Nanoha: Ms. Nakajima has learned the first lesson of not being seen: not to stand up. However, she HAS chosen a very obvious piece of cover.

(Nanoha blasts the tiny bush and watches with glee as Subaru is blasted skyward)

Spoiler for Part 4:

Reinforce II of Hayate Yagami's personal force has presented us with a "poser". We do not know which gadget she is behind...but we can soon find out.

(Gadget closest to the camera explodes)
(Gadget farthest to the camera explodes)
(Gadget in the center explodes - Reinforce II falls as a tiny flaming speck out of
its carcass)

Reinforce II: Losing altitude!! (crashes and disappears in the flames)
Nanoha: Yup, it was the MIDDLE one.

Spoiler for Part 5:

Nanoha: Signum of the Wolkenritter and now of the TSAB, has concealed herself extremely well.
She could be just about anywhere - behind a window, in the lake, behind a tree, in the garden, in the helicopter on the roof, or behind any one of a dozen pillars next to the garden. However, since I saw her actually ENTER her hiding place BEFORE this segment started, I happen to know: she's in the helicopter.

(the helicopter is shot by Divine Buster - it falls off the roof to crash-land on the tarmac below)

Spoiler for Part 7:

Nanoha: Mr. Chrono Harlaown and his wife, Amy, chose a very cunning way of not being seen. When I called their apartment, I found they had gone away on two week's holiday. They hadn't left any forwarding address, have set up an AMF around the apartment, and had bolted and barred the house to prevent us access. However...Admiral Lindy told me where they were.

(the house explodes)

Spoiler for Final Part:

Nanoha: And here is Admiral Lindy who told me where they were...(Divine Busters her) And here is where she lived...(Starlight Breakers her office building's supports, causing it to implode) And here is where she was born...(continues to blow up buildings - laughing maniacally as she does so)

Nanoha: (realizes that the camera is still running) Oh. Um...right. (brushes off her Barrier Jacket) And now for something completely different. (aims Starlight Breaker at the ground beneath her feet; she disappears in an all-consuming explosion)

LOL...

I loved it.

[krisslanza]

I laughed. Multiple times.
Awesome!

[Tormenk]

Thumbs up for a wonderful addition to the thread and a job well done!

Now to hand out the cookie..

If only I knew how...

[Arrow]

Heh, thanks. I need to think of something else now. I'm thinking of somehow crossing another game with Nanoha and seeing how it works...

[Kha]

Originally Posted by Chaos2Frozen

Really? I wonder which genius could have written something as Brilliant and full of 'WIN!' as that? That writer must be given a a medal or something...

Bias'd again are you...

Originally Posted by Algent

The Breast Missiles never fail to give me the creeps.

But nothing came close to the White Devil incarnation by Arrow!

[Arrow]

On the topic of Monty Python...

Fate: My favourite colour is yellow...no, PINK!!

A/N: Can anyone guess why pink? =P

I'll set up the full version tomorrow, if I get the chance. Apparently I'm getting busy tomorrow and the day after (that is, Friday and Saturday)


Other things you might be seeing:

• Battlefield Nanoha
• Fate Testarossa & Raiders of the Lost Book
• Command & Conquer 3 - Lyrical Wars
• Star Magic Wars
• Halo - starring Master Chief Petty Officer Nanoha Takamachi

[Tk3997]

Originally Posted by Arrow

• Battlefield Nanoha

One scene comes to mind instantly…

*Vita is sneaking around trying to blow up the titans core when a weird distorted mirage runs up behind her.*

Killerrobot72 [BJ-2 Combat knife] Vita.
Killerrobot72: Lulz shanked nub! Now I gots two of you haha Camo roxors lol!

• Halo - starring Master Chief Petty Officer Nanoha Takamachi

Nanoha would make a very bad MC IMO, needs to be someone pretty quiet and with a tough as hell super soldier/genetically engineered killing machine vibe going on.

[krisslanza]

Originally Posted by Tk3997

One scene comes to mind instantly…

*Vita is sneaking around trying to blow up the titans core when a weird distorted mirage runs up behind her.*

Killerrobot72 [BJ-2 Combat knife] Vita.
Killerrobot72: Lulz shanked nub! Now I gots two of you haha Camo roxors lol!
Nanoha would make a very bad MC IMO, needs to be someone pretty quiet and with a tough as hell super soldier/genetically engineered killing machine vibe going on.

But Nanoha blows up things better! She's the White Devil! She could blow up the Halo ring from orbit! Forget the Flood!

[Arrow]

I picked her 'cause she's so bad. XD

[krisslanza]

I dunno about you... But I'd be more scared of Nanoha or Fate then the Master Chief if I were the Covenant...

[Liingo]

@ Tormenk
Well cookies in rep, under the person's avatar, there's 3 boxes, one with a 'v' another with a 'tick and a cross' and the last with a '!'

To add to or take away rep, click on the middle box with the 'tick and cross', select to add/take away. Add a comment if you want and then click ok.

@ Chaos That is so awesome

[Dream_Traveller]

To me, Fate would fit the role of Master Chief better in a Halo spin-off. I don't know why...we've never had a character that's fully silent and efficient in doing jobs set, but Fate sort of fits the bill.

But who would Sergeant Johnson be? And Guilty Spark? And...

As for Magic Wars...

[OC Thread Madness]

Spoiler for Um...:

V: They never told you what happened to your father.

Cinque: They told me enough...the Doctor brought me into this world!

V: No...I am your father.

C: No...no, that's not true! That's impossible!

V: Search your feelings, you know it to be true! (And it is evidenced by our similar fighting styles!)

C: IYAAAAAAAA!!

[Ending OC Thread Madness]



Keeping in context here, who would fit the roles of Skywalker and Vader and...well, the others? I guess the Devices would be Artoo and Threepio- and the emperor should be...well, I can't exactly imagine Regius spewing lightning from his hands...

[Keroko]

Originally Posted by Arrow

I was bored. And I watched a YouTube Video of this. So I figured, why the heck not?

TIME-SPACE ADMINISTRATION BUREAU
PUBLIC SERVICE VIDEO

NO. 42: HOW NOT TO BE SEEN

Nanoha: In this picture, there are 47 people. None of them can be seen. In this video we at the TSAB hope to show you how not to be seen.

Nanoha: This is Mr. Yuno Scrya of the Head Office Infinity Library. He cannot be seen. Now I'm going to ask him to stand up. Mr. Scrya, would you stand up please?

(Yuno rises out of one of a dozen bushes in the forest)

Yuno: Hey Nanoha! Hi everyone! I couldn't be see-
(is shot in the head by a giant pink laser from a certain white mage: he keels over and collapses)

Nanoha: This demonstrates the value of not being seen. =D

Spoiler for Part 2:

Nanoha: In this picture we cannot see Mr. Erio Mondial of TSAB Riot Force 6. Mr. Mondial, would you stand up please?

(Erio rises out of a bush and waves to the camera before being shot again by a giant Divine buster shot)

Spoiler for Part 3:

Nanoha: This is Ms. Subaru Nakajima, the Forward Front Stars attacker of Riot Force 6. Ms. Nakajima, would you stand up please.

(nothing happens)

Nanoha: Ms. Nakajima has learned the first lesson of not being seen: not to stand up. However, she HAS chosen a very obvious piece of cover.

(Nanoha blasts the tiny bush and watches with glee as Subaru is blasted skyward)

Spoiler for Part 4:

Nanoha: Reinforce II of Hayate Yagami's personal force has presented us with a "poser". We do not know which gadget she is behind...but we can soon find out.

(Gadget closest to the camera explodes)
(Gadget farthest to the camera explodes)
(Gadget in the center explodes - Reinforce II falls as a tiny flaming speck out of
its carcass)

Reinforce II: Losing altitude!! (crashes and disappears in the flames)
Nanoha: Yup, it was the MIDDLE one.

Spoiler for Part 5:

Nanoha: Signum of the Wolkenritter and now of the TSAB, has concealed herself extremely well.
She could be just about anywhere - behind a window, in the lake, behind a tree, in the garden, in the helicopter on the roof, or behind any one of a dozen pillars next to the garden. However, since I saw her actually ENTER her hiding place BEFORE this segment started, I happen to know: she's in the helicopter.

(the helicopter is shot by Divine Buster - it falls off the roof to crash-land on the tarmac below)

Spoiler for Part 6:

Nanoha: Mr. Chrono Harlaown and his wife, Amy, chose a very cunning way of not being seen. When I called their apartment, I found they had gone away on two week's holiday. They hadn't left any forwarding address, have set up an AMF around the apartment, and had bolted and barred the house to prevent us access. However...Admiral Lindy told me where they were.

(the house explodes)

Spoiler for Final Part:

Nanoha: And here is Admiral Lindy who told me where they were...(Divine Busters her) And here is where she lived...(Starlight Breakers her office building's supports, causing it to implode) And here is where she was born...(continues to blow up buildings - laughing maniacally as she does so)

Nanoha: (realizes that the camera is still running) Oh. Um...right. (brushes off her Barrier Jacket) And now for something completely different. (aims Starlight Breaker at the ground beneath her feet; she disappears in an all-consuming explosion)

Huzzah for Mothy Python crossovers.