Nanoha FanFiction Discussion

[Laith]

Secuence 0 - Welcome 1 - 1

So A is it.

Spoiler for Secuence 0 - Welcome 1 - 2:

You are a man. Well more like a young man, as you are in the most cliche age that you could imagine, 16 years. You certainly feel like one of those heroes that appear in cartoons. You laugh and finally hear your voice. You realize that you can finally speak. You try to move but you still can't. So you do what any normal person would do in your place.

“Hello! Is anybody here!?” You shout. You know that is improbable that someone is here. Still it is worth a shot. And so you wait for a while to see if someone answers. And you wait. And wait. And then, after a long time, at least for you, you realize that you are alone. So you start to wonder, because really there is nothing else to do.

And, with the same sudden realization that happened before, a name, your name, appears in your head.

“Yuuno. Scrya Yuuno.” You speak without any reason. Better than not hearing anything at least. And suddenly you feel that you are standing on the floor, which is weird because you can almost swear that you were doing that in the first place. Without you noticing it, a path has formed in front of you. With nothing else to do, you decide to follow it.

And you walk, and walk, and walk. You feel like there is no end to this and you grimly think that maybe there isn't. You stop that train of thought and start wondering again what happened to your memory. It is weird that you don't remember most of your life, but you do so with little things. You don't remember your family or friends but you do remember what a cartoon is, about magic and the fact that you can use it. You don't remember how to but you remember you can. It is disappointing because then you could use some sort of spell to know where in the nine circles of hell you are.

“Link with the Moon Cell established.”

You hear a voice that comes from everywhere. You also notice that there is a set of doors in front of you that appeared out of nowhere. Well not out of nowhere since you saw how they formed from nothingness.

“Please choose your SE.RA.PH program.”

'SE.RA.PH?' You wonder what that could mean. You put it out of your mind for the moment since the voice seems to be programed to do this. And you may have to think, later, about how do you know that. You pay attention to the doors in front of you. There are three and each one of them is different. The one in the left is a pink door, though is a shade of pink that thankfully doesn't kill your eyes. The one in the middle is more like a rainbow. You decide not to think a lot about that one. The last one, the right one, is a light blue door. You get a weird feeling about this last one.

You sigh and start to walk to the

a) Pink door
b) Rainbow door
c) Blue door

Spoiler for A/N:

Did I mention this is an AU? Because this is an AU and maybe has a little bit of crossover with something. You´ll see~~

Claiming this page in the name of something or other.

[Yasanagi]

Ooh, Fate EXTRA? As long as Yuuno gets Super Tsundere Saber or Foxgirl Caster, I'm good.

B for me.

[SilentOutlaw]

C what's behind the Blue door

[00-Raiser]

Originally Posted by Laith

Secuence 0 - Welcome 1 - 1

So A is it.

Spoiler for Secuence 0 - Welcome 1 - 2:

You are a man. Well more like a young man, as you are in the most cliche age that you could imagine, 16 years. You certainly feel like one of those heroes that appear in cartoons. You laugh and finally hear your voice. You realize that you can finally speak. You try to move but you still can't. So you do what any normal person would do in your place.

“Hello! Is anybody here!?” You shout. You know that is improbable that someone is here. Still it is worth a shot. And so you wait for a while to see if someone answers. And you wait. And wait. And then, after a long time, at least for you, you realize that you are alone. So you start to wonder, because really there is nothing else to do.

And, with the same sudden realization that happened before, a name, your name, appears in your head.

“Yuuno. Scrya Yuuno.” You speak without any reason. Better than not hearing anything at least. And suddenly you feel that you are standing on the floor, which is weird because you can almost swear that you were doing that in the first place. Without you noticing it, a path has formed in front of you. With nothing else to do, you decide to follow it.

And you walk, and walk, and walk. You feel like there is no end to this and you grimly think that maybe there isn't. You stop that train of thought and start wondering again what happened to your memory. It is weird that you don't remember most of your life, but you do so with little things. You don't remember your family or friends but you do remember what a cartoon is, about magic and the fact that you can use it. You don't remember how to but you remember you can. It is disappointing because then you could use some sort of spell to know where in the nine circles of hell you are.

“Link with the Moon Cell established.”

You hear a voice that comes from everywhere. You also notice that there is a set of doors in front of you that appeared out of nowhere. Well not out of nowhere since you saw how they formed from nothingness.

“Please choose your SE.RA.PH program.”

'SE.RA.PH?' You wonder what that could mean. You put it out of your mind for the moment since the voice seems to be programed to do this. And you may have to think, later, about how do you know that. You pay attention to the doors in front of you. There are three and each one of them is different. The one in the left is a pink door, though is a shade of pink that thankfully doesn't kill your eyes. The one in the middle is more like a rainbow. You decide not to think a lot about that one. The last one, the right one, is a light blue door. You get a weird feeling about this last one.

You sigh and start to walk to the

a) Pink door
b) Rainbow door
c) Blue door

Spoiler for A/N:

Did I mention this is an AU? Because this is an AU and maybe has a little bit of crossover with something. You´ll see~~

Claiming this page in the name of something or other.

Because rainbows are FABULOUS!

[Yasanagi]

Spoiler for A different Nanoha fic update. Not MD!:

“Run this by me one more time.”

It was a normal looking sight of two young women bickering as they strolled through one of the local parks. They were dressed in identical looking outfits with the only difference being one was blue and the other red. Their hairstyles were also quite different with the red haired one having a long pigtail and a headband while the pink haired one only had a flower accessory on her head while having the same headband.

“There’s a certain acquaintance of the infamous Ace of Aces that happened to cause an entirely new timeline to exist because he ran across an odd Lost Logia which happened to be a pair of odd looking sunglasses. It then attached itself to his head and gave him a complete personality turnaround which plunged the universe into chaos thanks to extreme Testosterone Poisoning and a war between multiple armies consisting only of women to determine how they will be ranked in his harem.”

There was a twitch on the red haired girl’s eyebrow but she managed to keep her composure. “How did that chain of events unfold in the first place?”

“The root cause has been determined by him perceiving an emotional gap between himself and Takamachi-san. The gap grew large enough for him to start taking long distance excavations to hunt for Lost Logia which caused him to stumble across those shades. It’s our duty as the Protector of Destiny and the Right Hand of Time to set him straight! Any questions?”

“Just one. What the hell did you take to get this heavily intoxicated to come up with this sorry excuse of a temporal intervention operation?” snapped Amitie Florian as she glared at her red clad companion.

“I can’t believe that you would accuse your own sister of being drunk!” gasped Kyrie Florian in a dramatic tone.

“Being intoxicated doesn’t necessarily mean being drunk. There are all sorts of substance abuses that fall under that definition along with caffeine and… why am I arguing about this with you?” The blue clad girl sighed before trying to get back to business. “By the way, what was the probability of that timeline happening?”

“Less than 0.0001 percent!”

“… and you managed to requisition a time jump for an operation to prevent a timeline that has less than a 0.0001 percent chance of occurring?”

“It was a class five timeline!” protested the pink haired girl.

Amitie gave a small sigh. “Ugh… let’s just get this over with. What do we need to do for… who are we targeting anyway?”

“The head of the Bureau’s Infinite Library, Yuuno Scrya,” answered the other girl.

“Oi, we’re not going to play matchmaker, right? That would be a violation of protocol.”

That odd little grin came back to Kyrie’s face. “I know! Besides, I got something better in mind, Amitie-chan!”

“… Kaiser help us all.”

**********

He honestly didn’t know how this happened.

Yuuno had been expecting a hectic workday in mid-November since that was when university students would be hustling through his Library to obtain research materials to write their course papers. He should have been facing dozens of requests to place holds and track down books.

But there was nothing. His schedule had been mysteriously cleared. Apparently, someone had been able to help the students ahead of time before they needed to come to him. It was odd having the rest of the day off.

Then he received a sudden call from Nanoha asking him for help with her therapy which was really weird. He wasn’t sure how he would be of any use in her physical recovery regiment designed to get her body back into good condition after nearly burning herself out from the JS Incident in September. But who was he to complain about spending more time with her?

So once he packed up his briefcase, he made his way over to the Athletics Centre to where her sessions were held. The assigned gymnasium wasn’t anything out of the ordinary. A wide open space with plenty of floor mats placed evenly about. The temperature was a bit on the warmer side, a bit higher than the average room temperature and was most likely due to the ventilation system acting up.

Just as Yuuno shed his green jacket and tie, he heard that sweet voice call out his name. “Yuuno-kun!”

He quickly turned to where she called his name… and started blushing when he saw her attire. “Nanoha, just what are you wearing?! Is that an appropriate workout outfit?”

She looked at her red athletic bikini and blinked in confusion. “What’s wrong with this? Beach volleyball players wear this all the time when they play their matches. Besides, it’s stuffy in here and working up a sweat in regular uniforms isn’t healthy for the skin.”

“That’s not the…” Wait, why was he complaining? He might as well appreciate the sight for all it’s worth. “Uh, so how am I supposed to help? We're not playing beach volleyball, are we?”

“Nope! It’s wrestling!” answered Nanoha in that sunny tone of hers.

Wait… what?

Lyrical Magical Wrestler Nanoha-chan... To Be Continued!

EDIT: Updated FF.Net version of Material Days. Nothing really knew except a few light tweaks here and there.

[deathcurse]

Originally Posted by 00-Raiser

So who missed me?!

... *crickets chip*

... Ok then Well, sorry to interupt your regularly scheduled Nanya thread, but I have a little something here. It's a short about Yuuno and Chrono.

Spoiler for Should Have Seen It Coming:

Whenever he met up with Chrono, Yuuno knew two things would inevitably follow: an increase in his work load and a flurry of stealth insults. The older man seemed to take such pleasure in making the librarian’s life more difficult.

Yet somehow despite all that, Yuuno considered Chrono an invaluable friend. His best friend, in fact. They had been through a lot together so behind the subtle antagonism Yuuno knew there was a reliable person who would always have his back. It was because of Chrono’s support that Yuuno was in the position he was today and the admiral never ceased said support. Yuuno took all the jabs and barbs in stride, knowing there was no real malice in Chrono’s actions but a heavily disguised desire to help.

So even though Yuuno would occasionally groan about it all, he’d never snap at Chrono and would never deny his old friend’s requests. It was a comfortable relationship that both parties were quite pleased with.

But Yuuno had a secret that he knew would upset all that. It was a secret he had been struggling with for awhile, debating whether or not he should come out and reveal it to his oldest male friend. On the one hand the archaeologist knew the value of being upfront about such things, but on the other hand the reveal could destroy what he already had with the other man. If not outright destroy, it would certainly be changed in a big way.

“So Yuuno, how’s it going with Nanoha?”

And there it was. It was a favoured topic of Chrono’s, bringing up Nanoha and inquiring about Yuuno’s current relationship with the girl.

“How many times do I have to tell you?” Yuuno sighed. “Nanoha and I are just childhood friends.”

“Still?” Chrono made a display of rolling his eyes. “Come on, Yuuno. How many years has it been? You still haven’t made a move? I’ve heard of late bloomers but come on! If you don’t do anything, how do you expect to improve things? You know how Nanoha is. She won’t understand unless you tell it straight to her face.”

Yuuno wasn’t sure why Chrono was so insistent on getting Nanoha and him to hook up, but the older man never missed a chance to goad him on. If only he knew the truth…

Amy used to be much the same way, but Yuuno was able to set the matter straight with her. He was relieved to find her understanding and sympathetic of his situation. She promised her secrecy and Yuuno couldn’t help but think how lucky Chrono was to have such a caring woman for a wife.

If only Yuuno could believe the husband would have the same understanding reaction. But still, Yuuno had to believe in his best friend and be completely honest with him. He was bound to find out eventually and things might work out better if he heard it right from the horse’s mouth.

“Listen, Chrono. About that matter, I have a confession to make…” Yuuno said.

“What is it?” Chrono picked up on the seriousness in his friend’s voice and stood to meet his eyes.

“Nothing is ever going to happen between Nanoha and I because… Well…” Yuuno glanced away, unable to meet the other man’s gaze as he found his words.

“You don’t need to say anymore, Yuuno.” Chrono said as he put his hands on Yuuno’s shoulders. “I had a feeling that might have been the case…”

“R-Really?” Yuuno gasped. He thought he had done a good job of hiding it but had Chrono really seen right through him?

“Yeah, and I just want to let you know that I’m cool with it. It doesn’t change a thing between us.”

“You sure?” Yuuno brightened considerably. It looked like all his worring had been for nothing. “So it doesn’t matter to you that I’m…”

Spoiler:

“Even if you’re gay, you’re still my friend.” Chrono nodded sagely.

“Woah, woah!” Yuuno waved his hands as he backed away. “I’m not gay!”

“You’re not?” Chrono blinked.

“No!”

“Well if you’re not coming out of the closet, then what were you going to say?”

Yuuno took a deep breath before he finally spat it out.

Spoiler:

“I’m going out with your sister.”

That day, the staff of the Infinity Library was surprised to see just how fast their boss could run.

Spoiler for note:

Used spoiler tags to hopefully retain the surprise. Also, I tried to maximise the comedic value of that last line. If anyone has any suggestions on how it could be better, please let me know.

Expected the first twist, did not expect the second . Good job!

[vic-vic]

Originally Posted by Nanya01

Been wanting to do this for a LONG time now!

Season 1

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Spoiler for Blood That Flows - New Part 29:

The four moved out of the way as Riksfalto swung her sword down, destroying the ground that they were standing on and kicking up dirt and grass.

"Light Come Forth." Gourry may not have remembered a lot, but he knew that most people couldn't smash the ground so easily with a single swing of their sword. Swinging it up, he brought it down and gaped as the Sword of Light was blocked by her sword. "How?"

Riksfalto grinned at him. "The Sword of Light can cut through most magic swords and even most Mazoku, but me?" She punched Gourry in the chest, leaving a hole in the shape of her fist in his armor and sending him flying away from her. "Don't make me laugh." She twisted her arm, blocking an attack from Shiro, who was going for her feet. "Really? A normal weapon, what good is that?"

"A distraction." Shiro smirked at her, and it slowly dawned on Riksfalto that something was up.

"Blaze Tilt!"

Riksfalto turned, only to take a blue-white beam that was fired from the top of S2U. Closing her eye, she crossed her arms slightly, before flexing and swinging her arms to the side, the energy surrounding her dispelling and looking like loose flames that fizzled in the air. "Not bad!" She grinned at Chrono. "Interlinking spells, even if I managed to dispel one, I'd still be hit with the other one. And with the way that they're linked, it's pretty hard to break either one up."

Chrono was a little stunned, they were fighting for their lives and she was complimenting him? "Gah!" He threw up a barrier as her sword clashed against his shield. His eyes widened as she grinned and put more force into it, eventually cutting through his barrier before grabbing him by his neck with her free hand.

"Not bad, kid." She blinked as Shiro kicked her in the side and slashed against her side, cutting into her body, which healed in an instant. "What? Don't you know that you can't hurt a Mazoku with a normal weapon?" She tossed Chrono away, who bounced off the ground once before he flew straight up. "You four, really are unlucky." She jumped at Shiro, who parried her blade and her face lit up in glee. "You're good!"

Shiro panted, that parry nearly ripped his arm off. "You're not bad." She was just so fast and strong, no wonder his wife was so strong, if she had to deal with creatures like this one when she was younger.

Riksfalto grinned and grabbed Shiro's arm before stabbing forward, aiming at his chest, she stopped when she felt something wrap around her arm. "What the?" There were green chains on her arm, but they weren't really stopping her, she just found it interesting. She looked around and ignored Shiro as he kicked himself free of her. "Don't..." She looked up and grinned as she saw Yuuno floating in mid air, a green circle under him. "Not bad, boy!" She roared as she flew up to meet his challenge, the chains on her arm shattering in an instant.

Yuuno grunted and threw up several barriers, grunting as she broke through them one at a time.

"Stupid kid!" Riksfalto growled as she swung her sword back, "forget that I can cancel spells?!" She bellowed at him, only to blink as her sword was stopped inches from his body. "Huh?"

"You said it yourself, interlinking spells are hard to dispel." Yuuno said to her as his astral barrier held.

"What the hell is this?" Riksfalto growled as she found it hard to move her blade against the barrier.

"Got the idea from seeing the Astral Vine." Yuuno grimaced, even so, it was hard to keep the barrier up against someone so powerful. He gasped as she disappeared, only to reappear behind him.

"Got you." Riksfalto grinned as she swung her sword towards and through his neck, only to blink stupidly as his image faded. "Huh?"

On the ground, Yuuno panted heavily, that teleportation spell almost didn't get off.

Riksfalto grinned as she looked at the four on the ground. "Oh, come on! This is fun!" She then disappeared and reappeared just in front of Shiro and swung her sword with enough force that, even though Shiro was able to parry the attack, the sword shattered from the force, before she kicked him across the field and into a rock formation.

Riksfalto leaned back as Gourry swung at her face. "Nice try." She chuckled and swung her sword up, only to find him blocking it with Gorun Nova. "You're just as good."

"I aim to please." Gourry said through clenched teeth.

Riksfalto looked him over and smirked. "I bet that the ladies don't complain when you're done at night either."

Gourry blinked stupidly. "Huh?"

Riksfalto looked at him in confusion. "Wait, you've never..?"

"Never what?" Gourry asked the Mazoku, who growled and kicked him away from her.

"Man, I don't like people who can't pick up on things!" Riksfalto snarled at him and then turned to look at Chrono and Yuuno. "Alright, boys... Maybe one of you can entertain me for more than a moment here."

"She's a monster..." Chrono muttered softly and called up Durandall. At the very worst, it wouldn't work, and none of their spells were working right now anyway.

"New toy, huh?" Riksfalto grinned as she rushed up to him and held her sword up high. "Take th..is?" Blinking she found her momentum was completely stopped as her arms were bound together. "Huh?"

"Astral.. Bind... Got'cha."

"Yeah, right!" Riksfalto flexed her arms and shattered the binds. "But that was neat, what's next?"

"Eternal Coffin!"

Riksfalto had a surprised look as her body was encased in frozen ice. Well, that had been unexpected, to say the least.

"Think we..." Yuuno trailed off as the ice shattered and bounced off their auto shields. "Never mind." He muttered as the air was covered in cold vapor. "What does it take?"

Riksfalto was grinning as she looked at the boys. "I've not had this much fun in years, boys! If I was nicer, I'd actually let you live for this." She chuckled as she rushed towards them.

(---)

Shiro groaned and shook his head. "Damn..." He looked up just in time to see Riksfalto break out of the ice. Looking at his broken sword, he cursed and tossed it away. "Now what?" He leaned back and blinked as he felt something poking his sword hand, looking down, he found a rather plain-looking sword on the ground. Well, it may not have been something that he would have used, but at least it wasn't broken like his was. As he picked it up, he blinked, it felt... Weird. Like there was something hidden. "How are you handling?" He looked at Gourry, who offered him a hand up.

"Body hurts." The blond admitted but grinned at him. "But if I just gave up, I'd never be able to show my face around anyone ever again." He looked at the sword Shiro had. "Can you use that?"

"Feels weird, but I might as well." He shrugged and looked as Riksfalto rushed at the kids. "We're going to have to hit her with a surprise attack, if I open her side up, can you get that sword into her?"

"I'll try." Gourry nodded as they moved forward.

(---)

Chrono grunted as Riksfalto was on him so fast that he couldn't react, Durandall getting slashed through, leaving the head on the ground and the staff in his hands. His eyes widened as she held an open palm towards his face, a red sphere of magical energy forming there.

"Goodbye, kiddo." She leered at him, before grasping at her neck as chains wrapped around there, cutting her concentration. "This again?" She growled, before swinging back with her sword and, with more effort than it should have taken, the chains broke. "You..." She pointed her weapon at Yuuno. "That's pretty good, kid, too bad you're useless otherwise!"

Yuuno glared at her, but otherwise felt pretty good. "Too bad for you, I'll bind you for good next time."

Riksfalto smirked at him. "I like confident men... So, PROVE IT!" She disappeared, before reappearing in the sky, and disappearing again, reappearing from place to place, seemingly at random and too fast to get a good look. "Little boy, little boy... Wishes that he had a little toy." Riksfalto taunted Yuuno before reappearing behind Chrono and kicking him in the rear and sending him crashing into the ground, face-first and disappearing again.

Yuuno narrowed his eyes as he looked around. "Got you." A green circle appeared under his feet.

"Oh really? Are you sure about that!?" Riksfalto yelled as she kept warping around the battlefield.

"Yeah." Yuuno smirked and held a hand behind him. "Astral Bind!"

Riksfalto gaped as she found herself with chains between her breasts, around her neck and across her hips. "What?"

"I figured you'd try to get me from behind, since you were making sure that you kept just in our field of vision, trying to confuse us. Now!" He jumped back and held a palm forward. "Astral Bind!"

Riksfalto grimaced as several arrays went up around her and chains shot out of the magic circles, snapping around her neck, her legs, her waist and her arms, pulling taut. Grimacing, she couldn't believe that this was binding her, not just her physical, but her astral body.

"Chrono!" Yuuno looked at him. "I need help, reinforce the binds for me, I've only got one chance at this!"

Chrono nodded as he used his magic to help out. "You better have a plan."

Riksfalto growled as she worked at trying to break through the binds. "I'll kill you..." She groaned out as she slowly started to move.

"Source of all souls,
which dwells in the eternal and infinite!
Everlasting flame of blue!"

Yuuno chanted, the green chains started glowing and changing colors from green to a light blue in color.

Riksfalto's eyes widened as the chains started to burn her. "What?" She gasped, doubling her efforts to get free. She had an idea of what was coming, and she didn't like it.

"Let the power that's gathered in my soul
Be called forth from the infinite!"

The six arrays now had blue-white balls of energy glowing brightly and threatening to break.

Riksfalto's good eye was wide as a look of dread was on her face. "NOOOOO!" Her sword fell from her fingertips to the ground below as she struggled to get free.

"RA TILT!" Yuuno screamed as he knelt down, his hands on the magic circle as he fed power to all of the magic circles, which then exploded, the energy lashing out and striking the bound Mazoku General with tremendous force.

The blinding flash of light, the crash of power, and the screams of the Mazoku made it very uncomfortable for everyone to look and listen for a moment.

When the energy disappeared, of Riksfalto, there was nothing to be seen.

Hey, how's THAT for Yuuno?

I must admit, if it hadn't been for the movie annoying me like it did, I wouldn't have done that for Yuuno.

Wow, Yuuno is Da Man!! But they still have way to go until they defeat the world`s treat...

[Outlaender]

Originally Posted by Nanya01

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Spoiler for Blood That Flows - Jump End:

"I'll get out of here and when I do, you'll..."

"Do what?" A female voice spoke up. Turning, his eyes widened as he saw that woman from before, only this time, her eyes were gold, as was her hair. "You and I, Garoth, are going to... Be such good friends."

Garoth screamed as a golden hand wrapped around his body and pulled him towards the woman.

(---)

"Oi!" Vita called into the room as she helped Fate walk in there. The blond girl was tired and worn out, but looking okay.

Signum nodded as she walked in, carrying Nanoha in her arms. "I believe she's yours." She handed Nanoha over to a rather grateful Lina.

Cradling the girl in her arms, the woman nodded tiredly at Signum as she held her daughter. "I'm sorry, Nanoha... I should have known this..."

She didn't even finish her sentence as the whole place started to rumble and the walls cracked. "Oh, damn..."

"RPG boss syndrome?" Hayate yelped as the ceiling nearly crashed down onto them.

"Great, and most of us are too tired to blast our way through it." Vita muttered, wishing that a count-down timer or something would pop up to tell them how long they had to get out of there.

"Then just run!" Lina yelled at her as she stood up and hugged her daughter tightly. She would have grabbed Fate, but Signum was already there, putting the girl on her back as the group raced out of the throne room

"I can't fly." Reinforce frowned as she ran. "I can't cast any spells in here."

"Damn Mazoku, they always have a back-up plan!" Lina yelled as they got to the stairs and started running down the steps. Her eyes widened as sections of the stairs broke and fell down. "Be prepared to jump down!" She yelled back as she dropped down the open floor to the stairs below, before tumbling a couple of times and righting herself and making sure that the others made it alright, before running, this time Vita was in the lead.

"Grah!" She grumbled as she felt the stairs start to crumble and fall apart on her. "HURRY!" She she yelled as they continued to avoid falling debris and getting off the stairs as they fell down.

(---)

"Zest..."

The man narrowed his eyes. "Let's go, Quint." He was tired of waiting, and knew that Quint must have been going crazy.

"Be careful, you two." Regius said to them as they nodded at him and moved towards the crumbling building.

(---)

"Almost..." Signum almost cursed as the stairs fell apart at the end, leaving a wall of debris just high enough that they couldn't get through.

"This can't be the end..." Shamal gasped, only to cover her face as the wall exploded in.

"Quint and Zest, here to rescue the big heroes." The woman smiled at them as she rolled in, Zest right behind her, helping them get free of the building.

The whole group got outside and watched as the building crumbled to dust, leaving just a large pillar in its wake.

"What is that?" Zest asked Lina, who shook her head.

"A seal on something that could bring total peace to the universe... Or destroy it."

Zest nodded at that as medical teams started to roll in.

(---)

Hours later...

Nanoha looked down at her hands and watched them tremble. "I..."

"Nanoha!" She blinked and looked up at the sound of Fate's voice. Standing there with her was Yuuno, both were smiling at her as they walked in.

"Where's mom?" She asked, her voice incredibly small and timid at that point.

"Getting a complete check-up by the doctors." Yuuno saw the way she trembled and grabbed her hands, steadying them. "She just wanted to make sure that there was no lasting effects from what that guy did to her."

"Yuuno-kun... Fate-chan..." Nanoha's eyes teared up. "You two came to save me..."

"Of course!" Fate smiled at her. "You saved us when we needed help."

"You didn't need to either." Yuuno added. "But, more importantly..."

"We're your friends, Nanoha."

Nanoha teared up and pulled them both onto her bed, hugging them tightly. "UWWAAAAHHHH!!"

The two blinked, but hugged her gently.

(---)

"So..?"

"Looks like you're fine to me." The doctor nodded to Lina. "I won't hold the great hero of Cranagan here."

"Heh..." Lina chuckled and put her shirt back on. "Better than being the Enemy of All Who Lives." She walked out and blinked as she saw Lindy sitting on a chair across the hall. "Lindy?"

"Lina." The admiral nodded at her as she stood up and the two women started walking down the hallway. "...What are you going to do about Nanoha?"

Lina sighed, her eyes downcast. "I failed her, really... She's going to be messed up from this."

"I'm suspecting you want to help her close to home, huh?" When Lina nodded, Lindy smiled and gave her a card.

"Huh?" Lina blinked as she looked at it. "...A psychologist?"

"One who moved to Earth from Mid-Childa, actually." Lindy smiled at her. "Nanoha won't need to hide anything about what happened to her." She sighed as Lina still looked dubious about it. "Listen, even the best among the Bureau members sometimes goes through an ordeal that leaves them shell shocked. Your daughter was tortured and tormented at age nine. She's going to need help getting through this."

"I know." Lina sighed softly. "What about Fate and Yuuno?"

Lindy chuckled. "I suspect that they like it on Earth, it's not a bad place. Plus, where else are they going to be able to help Nanoha out if she starts to regress again?"

"Good point." Lina sighed again. "I wish I hadn't failed her." She blinked as Lindy grabbed her shoulders and shook her head. "Lindy?"

"You didn't fail her. You went and led a rescue operation against someone that the rest of us would not have been able to defeat, saved your daughter, and the whole universe." She smirked at Lina. "For a civilian, that's quite the accomplishment."

Lina shrugged, even though she was blushing from the praise. "Eh heh... Thanks." She took a deep breath as they continued to walk. "If the two do come to live with us, I think I'll have Fate go through some therapy as well. Having to deal with her mother and sister like she did... Speaking of which, what happened to that woman?"

"Last I heard, Precia was moving to a new place to herself. She said that she released Fate and wasn't responsible for her anymore. I think she just doesn't think that it would ever work out as a mother to Fate after everything that's happened."

"Just keep an eye on her. What about that girl and her family?"

"Hayate?" Lindy raised an eyebrow. "Well, they've plagued the Bureau for an incredibly long time, though there's consideration that "Death Bringer" may have been involved with everything, it's screwing up the trial for them. Plus they stopped the Protection Program from destroying Earth, didn't kill anyone this time around AND they helped save the Universe, it's causing a lot of headaches for the Judicial system."

"What about your son?"

Lindy smiled softly. "He's in a lot of trouble for what he did, or at least, he would be, if that crazy plan of his wasn't been the reason we're all still here right now."

"So, in other words, it's a giant mess right now." Lina laughed as Lindy nodded. "What about Raising Heart?"

"It'll take Mary probably six months to fix it up. Legally, it's Nanoha's, so when it is fixed completely, and the frame reinforced, we'll give her a call and return it to her." Lindy stopped and opened a door. "Go see your daughter."

"Thank you." Lina nodded as she walked into the room.

"Mom..." Nanoha tried smiling, but Lina shook her head.

"It's okay, Nanoha." Lina rubbed her head and smiled as she saw Fate and Yuuno there with her. "Listen, we're going to have to head home soon, I'm sure that your dad and siblings are worried about us, all of us, by now."

"What about Yuuno-kun? And Fate-chan?"

Lina shrugged as the two kids looked at her worriedly. "You two are welcome to come back with us and live on Earth. I wouldn't mind having a couple more kids running around the house, and I'm sure that Miyuki and Kyouya wouldn't mind it either."

"You... You mean it?" Fate asked, her eyes wide as Lina nodded and smiled at them.

"You two are quite welcome to live with my family for as long as you desire. And considering what you two did today, I insist that you two come and live in my home, with my daughters, my son, my husband and me."

Lina smiled at the way all of their eyes lit up in sheer joy at that. "Oh, Nanoha... Raising Heart was in pretty bad shape, it's going to take them awhile to fix it, okay?"

She nodded, her mood getting a damper on it, but at least it was something.

"So, as soon as your doctor here says you can, Lindy's going to take us to Earth, okay?"

"What about Lindy-san, Chrono-kun and the rest of the Arthra crew?" Nanoha asked and Lina shrugged.

"Up to them really. This is their world, not Earth. But Lindy does seem to like it, so, who knows? Maybe they'll stick around for awhile?" She was almost certain that Lindy was going to stick around, after all, the best way for the Bureau to learn her magic was to have someone there learn it first and then give the rest of the Bureau the run-down on her spells.

(---)

The next day...

"MOM!" Miyuki hugged her mother tightly. "Nanoha! Fate! Yuuno!" She released her mother and hugged the three kids tightly. "What happened?"

"It's a long story." Lina said tiredly, yelping as she felt a hand on her butt before strong arms wrapped around her from behind. "Shiro!"

"Sorry." He chuckled at her as she blushed. "Just missed you."

Lina sighed into his embrace. "Missed you too..." She shot him a look that said that they would talk later. "How about I make us all a good breakfast, huh?"

The way that Fate, Yuuno and Nanoha's stomachs all growled at that moment let her know that she had made the right announcement, even as the three children in question blushed red.

Lina laughed at them. "Well, that settles it, come on then." She got out of her husband's grasp as everyone went to the kitchen, helping prepare a large breakfast for the household. "Where's Kyouya?"

"With Shinobu." Miyuki grumbled and Lina, Shiro and Nanoha all laughed at her. "What's so funny?"

"Nothing at all." The three said at the same time.

Thanks for this story, I enjoyed reading it. I like the way you've put the series together.

[FlameSparkZ]

Originally Posted by 00-Raiser

Because rainbows are FABULOUS!

I agree

Spoiler for RAINBOW!!!:

*goes back to playing god*

[00-Raiser]

Originally Posted by Yasanagi

Spoiler for A different Nanoha fic update. Not MD!:

“Run this by me one more time.”

It was a normal looking sight of two young women bickering as they strolled through one of the local parks. They were dressed in identical looking outfits with the only difference being one was blue and the other red. Their hairstyles were also quite different with the red haired one having a long pigtail and a headband while the pink haired one only had a flower accessory on her head while having the same headband.

“There’s a certain acquaintance of the infamous Ace of Aces that happened to cause an entirely new timeline to exist because he ran across an odd Lost Logia which happened to be a pair of odd looking sunglasses. It then attached itself to his head and gave him a complete personality turnaround which plunged the universe into chaos thanks to extreme Testosterone Poisoning and a war between multiple armies consisting only of women to determine how they will be ranked in his harem.”

There was a twitch on the red haired girl’s eyebrow but she managed to keep her composure. “How did that chain of events unfold in the first place?”

“The root cause has been determined by him perceiving an emotional gap between himself and Takamachi-san. The gap grew large enough for him to start taking long distance excavations to hunt for Lost Logia which caused him to stumble across those shades. It’s our duty as the Protector of Destiny and the Right Hand of Time to set him straight! Any questions?”

“Just one. What the hell did you take to get this heavily intoxicated to come up with this sorry excuse of a temporal intervention operation?” snapped Amitie Florian as she glared at her red clad companion.

“I can’t believe that you would accuse your own sister of being drunk!” gasped Kyrie Florian in a dramatic tone.

“Being intoxicated doesn’t necessarily mean being drunk. There are all sorts of substance abuses that fall under that definition along with caffeine and… why am I arguing about this with you?” The blue clad girl sighed before trying to get back to business. “By the way, what was the probability of that timeline happening?”

“Less than 0.0001 percent!”

“… and you managed to requisition a time jump for an operation to prevent a timeline that has less than a 0.0001 percent chance of occurring?”

“It was a class five timeline!” protested the pink haired girl.

Amitie gave a small sigh. “Ugh… let’s just get this over with. What do we need to do for… who are we targeting anyway?”

“The head of the Bureau’s Infinite Library, Yuuno Scrya,” answered the other girl.

“Oi, we’re not going to play matchmaker, right? That would be a violation of protocol.”

That odd little grin came back to Kyrie’s face. “I know! Besides, I got something better in mind, Amitie-chan!”

“… Kaiser help us all.”

**********

He honestly didn’t know how this happened.

Yuuno had been expecting a hectic workday in mid-November since that was when university students would be hustling through his Library to obtain research materials to write their course papers. He should have been facing dozens of requests to place holds and track down books.

But there was nothing. His schedule had been mysteriously cleared. Apparently, someone had been able to help the students ahead of time before they needed to come to him. It was odd having the rest of the day off.

Then he received a sudden call from Nanoha asking him for help with her therapy which was really weird. He wasn’t sure how he would be of any use in her physical recovery regiment designed to get her body back into good condition after nearly burning herself out from the JS Incident in September. But who was he to complain about spending more time with her?

So once he packed up his briefcase, he made his way over to the Athletics Centre to where her sessions were held. The assigned gymnasium wasn’t anything out of the ordinary. A wide open space with plenty of floor mats placed evenly about. The temperature was a bit on the warmer side, a bit higher than the average room temperature and was most likely due to the ventilation system acting up.

Just as Yuuno shed his green jacket and tie, he heard that sweet voice call out his name. “Yuuno-kun!”

He quickly turned to where she called his name… and started blushing when he saw her attire. “Nanoha, just what are you wearing?! Is that an appropriate workout outfit?”

She looked at her red athletic bikini and blinked in confusion. “What’s wrong with this? Beach volleyball players wear this all the time when they play their matches. Besides, it’s stuffy in here and working up a sweat in regular uniforms isn’t healthy for the skin.”

“That’s not the…” Wait, why was he complaining? He might as well appreciate the sight for all it’s worth. “Uh, so how am I supposed to help? We're not playing beach volleyball, are we?”

“Nope! It’s wrestling!” answered Nanoha in that sunny tone of hers.

Wait… what?

Lyrical Magical Wrestler Nanoha-chan... To Be Continued!

EDIT: Updated FF.Net version of Material Days. Nothing really knew except a few light tweaks here and there.

Hm... How can you be using those two characters when you have no idea what they're like and what they actually do

Anyways, this should be interesting.

Originally Posted by deathcurse

Expected the first twist, did not expect the second . Good job!

Yay! It had the desired effect on at least one person!

Went and uploaded it.

[Kaijo]

Ho ho ho, Kaijo Claus comes bearing gifts for all! Perhaps a bit early, but these are the kinds of gifts I want you to enjoy this entire holiday season. Just a note that I'm kinda setting this fic in my Crisis-verse as it's the only way I could really work this, so as long as you're kinda familiar with Crisis and Red Jewel Diaries, you'll be fine. If you're not, you might be a bit confused, but it shouldn't be too critical to understanding.

So, without further ado, I present to you, the 12 Cyborgs of Christmas (which I'm presuming Tempy will love!):

Spoiler for The 12 Cyborgs of Christmas:

Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha
The 12 Cyborgs of Christmas

Xx~~*~~xX

It was that time of year again, wherein a certain small (but growing) subsection of Mid-Childa residents had begun celebrating a holiday imported from Earth. At the Nakajima residence in particular, Genya and his family was experiencing something new: As he looked around his house, all of the cyborg sisters had come together for the first time in a long time, to celebrate this special holiday under the same roof. Sein, Otto, and Deed had come over from the church, while Quattro, Tre, and Sette had been released from prison some time ago; Genya was one of the few who knew they now secretly worked for Auris.

[Who could have imagined that when you brought those two girls home that day, Quint, that I'd end up with such a full house,] Genya mused while taking a long drink from his cup, enjoying the smooth flavor his his special holiday eggnog, and then watching as his eldest daughter began to hand out presents.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love brought to me,
A Ginga next to the Christmas tree.

He couldn't help but smile at the girls' expressions as they began to receive their gifts, their faces lightning up in wonderment and joy. His gaze traveled over his second child, and he had to do a double-take because he could swear there were two of them.

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Two Subarus,
and a Ginga next to the Christmas tree.

Genya blinked and quickly finished off the rest of his drink, all concerns of inaccurate visions slowly melting away into a warmth of burning goodness emanating from his belly.

"Would you like some more?" Tre offered awkwardly, filling Genya's cup with more eggnog. She appeared to be not quite comfortable with the atmosphere, but was honestly trying to fit in by.

"Y-yes, thank you, um..." he started to say, then paused to rub his eyes.

"Tre," the three women supplied a bit nervously.

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Three serving Tres,
Two Subarus,
and a Ginga next to the Christmas tree.

Genya shook his head, wondering if perhaps he put a bit too much of his special sauce into the drink

"Something wrong, father?" a sly Quattro offered, sitting down next to him and taking a long drink as well.

"Since when am I yur father?" Genya countered, his speech slurring a bit, taking another gulp and then blinking several times as he looked at his new couch mate.

"Just teasing," the four of them replied in unison. "But this... what do you call it? Eggnog? It is quite delicious."

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Four Quattros,
Three serving Tres,
Two Subarus,
and a Ginga next to the Christmas tree.

"Oh ho ho," Quattro laughed, reaching for the nearby pitcher that Tre had left in order to refill their cups. "Did I do that right? That is the standard holiday laugh, correct?"

"Yesh," Genya answered almost absently, finishing off his nummy cup and offering it to Quattro to refill, but it was only half-filled before the pitcher became empty.

"Oh dear, is there more?" she asked a bit despondently.

Genya's head moved up and down in exageratted motions in what passed for nodding. "Yesh, but itsh in the refrigor... refreger... refryer?"

The #4 cyborg twisted her head to call into the kitchen. "Cinque, would you be a dear and get us some more eggnog from the refrigerator? We're all out!"

"I'll be right there," the five Cinques answered from behind the counter that divided the living room and kitchen as Genya stared in fascination at the multiple identical individuals.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Five kitchen Cinques!
Four Quattros,
Three serving Tres,
Two Subarus,
and a Ginga next to the Christmas tree.

"Moooaarrr," Genya almost groaned as his glass was refilled by the #5 cyborg, and then toasted Quattro before the pair quickly downed their new drinks. They promptly hiccuped in unison and giggled at each other.

"Um, are you okay?" Sein asked, having been studying the Nakajima patriarch. "Too much alcohol isn't good for you; maybe you should slow down?"

Genya smiled gratefully at all six of her. "I can stop aaaaanytiiime."

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Six warning Seins,
Five kitchen Cinques!
Four Quattros,
Three serving Tres,
Two Subarus,
and a Ginga next to the Christmas tree.

"Is the eggnog really good?" Sette asked, wearing a Santa cap curious as she came over to study the concoction.

"Wonderful!" Quattro nearly cooed, offering her a cup. "You should have some!"

"Fantashtic!" Genya agreed, grabbing the pitcher on his third try and leaning over to fill Sette's glass. "Ready?"

The seven Settes nodded, and Genya felt it was good he had seven arms holding seven pitchers of eggnog to fill all seven cups.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love brought to me,
Seven ready Settes
Six warning Seins
Five kitchen Cinques!
Four Quattros,
Three serving Tres,
Two Subarus,
and a Ginga next to the Christmas tree.

Sette took a sip, then blinked and down the whole cup. "You're right, this concotion is strangely... pleasing. May I have another?"

Genya nodded, eagerly giving her a refill after, then clinked his cup against her in a toast, then took a look across the room where the present unwrapping was taking place.

"Um, thank you," came Otto's somewhat-pleased-yet-mystified voice, lifting her present out of the box.

"Vivio made it for you in one of her classes," Sein clarified, in response to her sister's questioning face. "As thanks for all your help this past year."

Otto's face brightened. "Ah, then I shall treasure it immensely! I'll find a place to hang it when I get home."

Genya squinted and just barely managed to make out the fact that all eight Ottos were holding a mobile, from which several colorful beads and animal shapes hung.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love brought to me,
Eight Otto mobiles
Seven ready Settes
Six warning Seins
Five kitchen Cinques!
Four Quattros,
Three serving Tres,
Two Subarus,
and a Ginga next to the Christmas tree.

"Oh, wow!" Nove exclaimed excitedly, taking a look at the various objects within her present.

"We all know how much you like merchandise, so we all pitched in and got you various things with the logo," Ginga explained.

Nove reddened slightly, still a bit ashamed her sisters knew how much of a Superman/Supergirl fangirl she was. Still, that didn't stop her from pulling out a shirt that had a cape attached, and then immediately donning it on to strike a pose.

Genya raised his glass in toast to the nine copies of his daughter, then downed it and exhaled happily.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love brought to me,
Nine Super Nove's
Eight Otto mobiles
Seven ready Settes
Six warning Seins
Five kitchen Cinques!
Four Quattros,
Three serving Tres,
Two Subarus,
and a Ginga next to the Christmas tree.

"What is this?" Dieci questioned, lifting the large metal box out.

"That's so you can keep your stuff out of my stuff!" Nove huffed, but despite the somewhat-belligerant tone, there was an undercurrent of sisterly teasing there. "It's got a lot of compartments to keep your knick-nacks secure and in one place."

"I see," Dieci replied, working the combination written in the manual to open the safe.

Genya thought it was nice of Nove to get enough of them for each of her ten sisters.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love brought to me,
Ten Dieci safes,
Nine Super Nove's
Eight Otto mobiles
Seven ready Settes
Six warning Seins
Five kitchen Cinques!
Four Quattros,
Three serving Tres,
Two Subarus,
and a Ginga next to the Christmas tree.

"Oh, and here we are, one for Wendi!" Ginga announced, bringing a beautifully-wrapped present over.

The redhead's eyes lit up as she eagerly accepted it, quickly tearing off the paper.

"Careful, Ginga, you almost lost a finger there," Subaru teased.

"Ha ha," Wendi laughed in a monotone voice, then blinked as she lifted the stuffed animal out and studied it, before giving her hugely grinning sisters a partial glaring look, eyes half-lidded. "Very funny, you guys."

"Aren't you the one who is always looking for huge feet?" Cinque asked innocently, curious.

"That's 'Bigfoot' and he DOES exist; I saw him!" Wendi insisted, then sighed as she took another look at the stuffed human-ape hybrid animal. "Still, it is nice and furry."

"It's not exactly a bigfoot," Subaru explained, mirth hidden in her eyes. "Look at the tag."

She did, as a chorus of laughter greeted her reddening ears. "Ha ha, very funny. A 'Wendigo' doll."

Genya's tears were overflowing at how well his daughters were getting along. "I'm so blessed," he tried to say, except it came out more like: "I'msho blezd."

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love brought to me,
Eleven Wendigos,
Ten Dieci safes,
Nine Super Nove's
Eight Otto mobiles
Seven ready Settes
Six warning Seins
Five kitchen Cinques!
Four Quattros,
Three serving Tres,
Two Subarus,
and a Ginga next to the Christmas tree.

Genya dearly wished the room would stop spinning so he could let go of the couch arm and take another drink.

"Ginga, I dad's about lost it again," Subaru noted, sighing.

The elder sister looked over and matched her sister's expression of exasperation. "Well, he almost made it past 10pm this time. Do you want to take care of him, or shall I?"

Streaks of tears began to flow down Genya's cheeks once more as he began to cry; he had such caring daughters.

"I can do it," Deed offered, standing up.

"Are you sure, Deed?" Ginga questioned.

"I am closer," the other cyborg stated. "And I'd like to do something to help out. What do you need me to do?"

Subaru chuckled. "Just take him to his room and lay him down on his bed so he can sleep it off."

"I cansh doit meshelf," Genya insisted, leaning forward a bit, but then leaning back again. "Shoon ash I ken getup."

"I got you," Deed told him, pulling him to his feet and putting his arm over her shoulder, her cyborg strength easily enough to practically drag him down the hall.

Genya tried to focus on all twelve of the women helping him as the world did somersaults. "Yer cute! How... *hic!* old are you?"

"I suppose I am about 4, chronologically," she replied, opening his bedroom door.

His spirits sank. "I schee."

"But I suppose I am about 19 or 20 biologically," Deed continued thoughtfully.

"Woo!" Genya cheered half-heartily as she laid him down, the dizzying trip making him close his eyes.

As the door closed, he dreamed of twelve identical Deeds tenderly caring to his every need....

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love brought to me,
Twelve legal Deeds,
Eleven Wendigos,
Ten Dieci safes (piping)
Nine Super Nove's
Eight Otto mobiles
Seven ready Settes
Six warning Seins
Five kitchen Cinques!
Four Quattros,
Three serving Tres,
Two Subarus,
and a Ginga next to the Christmas tree!

Xx~~*~~xX

Author's notes:

Merry Christmas everyone! Or Feliz Navidad, Mele Kalikimaka, Happy Hanukkah, Krazy Kwanza, or whatever you celebrate! And if you don't, then at least down a bunch of spiked eggnog! Considered doing this from Jail's perspective instead, but I felt Genya getting smashed and seeing multiples made a bit more sense and was a bit more amusing. Some of the puns may not come across so well, though. =( Still, at least I can share Jail's version:

On the twelfth day of Christmas, mad science brought to me,
Twelve Deeds a-slicing,
Eleven Wendi's surfing,
Ten Dieci blasting,
Nine Nove's skating,
Eight Otto's shooting,
Seven Sette's a-throwing,
Six Sein's a-diving
Five kitchen Cinque's!
Four Quattro's,
Three speedy Tre's,
Two lying Due's,
and an Uno from my genetic tree!

And now, courtesy of Nanoha, a couple of extra songs for you to sing this holiday season:

Spoiler for Nanoha bonus songs!:

Dashing through the sky,
preparing to fight a foe,
RH says "Standby,"
Then emits a soft, pink glow.
I see a new recruit,
A staff forms in my hand,
What fun it is to aim and shoot,
A spell you can't withstand!

Oooohhhh...

Friending spells, friending spells, befriending all the way!
Oh what fun, it is to shoot, bringin' foes under your sway;
Friending spells, friending spells, befriending all the way!
Oh what fun, it is to shoot, bringin' foes under your sway.

I slapped Arisa's cheek,
Shot Fate-chan from the sky,
Showed Vita my technique,
A defense program did die.
I cooled Teana's head,
Dieci, Blaster One go!
And Quattro wished that she was dead,
While I blasted Vivio!

Oooohhhh...

Friending spells, friending spells, befriending all the way!
Oh what fun, it is to shoot, bringin' foes under your sway;
Friending spells, friending spells, befriending all the way!
Oh what fun, it is to shoot, bringin' foes under your sway.

Fate: (poking head into the room) "Nanoha? What are you singing?"
Nanoha: (smiles innocently) "Oh... nothing."
Fate: (raises eyebrow) "Right. Well, I'm heading out."
Nanoha: "Have fun!" (waves, then resumes singing once she's sure Fate is out of earshot)

Nanoha, the friendly shooter,
had a very shiny spell.
And if you ever saw it,
You would wet your pants and yell.
The gothic loli knight Vita,
used to try and get away;
She never let poor Nanoha,
express what she had to say.

Then one foggy Christmas eve,
Yuuno came to say;
"Nanoha with your spell so bright,
Won't you shoot Reinforce tonight?"

Then how the Cloud Knights loved her!
As they shouted out with glee;
Nanoha, the friendly shooter,
You'll go down in vague yu-ri!

Vote for your favorite!

Edit: Forgot to add in this this link to the 12 Anime Motivators of Christmas (a bit NSFW) which was done a couple of years ago. The voice is the vocaloid thing you might have heard about. Warning that it's a bit high pitched.

[SilentOutlaw]

*Falls out of chair laughing*

I definitely am going to vote for Nanoha the friendly shooter!

[shiroi mahotsukai]

Originally Posted by Laith

Secuence 0 - Welcome 1 - 1

So A is it.

Spoiler for Secuence 0 - Welcome 1 - 2:

You are a man. Well more like a young man, as you are in the most cliche age that you could imagine, 16 years. You certainly feel like one of those heroes that appear in cartoons. You laugh and finally hear your voice. You realize that you can finally speak. You try to move but you still can't. So you do what any normal person would do in your place.

“Hello! Is anybody here!?” You shout. You know that is improbable that someone is here. Still it is worth a shot. And so you wait for a while to see if someone answers. And you wait. And wait. And then, after a long time, at least for you, you realize that you are alone. So you start to wonder, because really there is nothing else to do.

And, with the same sudden realization that happened before, a name, your name, appears in your head.

“Yuuno. Scrya Yuuno.” You speak without any reason. Better than not hearing anything at least. And suddenly you feel that you are standing on the floor, which is weird because you can almost swear that you were doing that in the first place. Without you noticing it, a path has formed in front of you. With nothing else to do, you decide to follow it.

And you walk, and walk, and walk. You feel like there is no end to this and you grimly think that maybe there isn't. You stop that train of thought and start wondering again what happened to your memory. It is weird that you don't remember most of your life, but you do so with little things. You don't remember your family or friends but you do remember what a cartoon is, about magic and the fact that you can use it. You don't remember how to but you remember you can. It is disappointing because then you could use some sort of spell to know where in the nine circles of hell you are.

“Link with the Moon Cell established.”

You hear a voice that comes from everywhere. You also notice that there is a set of doors in front of you that appeared out of nowhere. Well not out of nowhere since you saw how they formed from nothingness.

“Please choose your SE.RA.PH program.”

'SE.RA.PH?' You wonder what that could mean. You put it out of your mind for the moment since the voice seems to be programed to do this. And you may have to think, later, about how do you know that. You pay attention to the doors in front of you. There are three and each one of them is different. The one in the left is a pink door, though is a shade of pink that thankfully doesn't kill your eyes. The one in the middle is more like a rainbow. You decide not to think a lot about that one. The last one, the right one, is a light blue door. You get a weird feeling about this last one.

You sigh and start to walk to the

a) Pink door
b) Rainbow door
c) Blue door

Spoiler for A/N:

Did I mention this is an AU? Because this is an AU and maybe has a little bit of crossover with something. You´ll see~~

Claiming this page in the name of something or other.

Because it's shiny.

Originally Posted by Yasanagi

Spoiler for A different Nanoha fic update. Not MD!:

“Run this by me one more time.”

It was a normal looking sight of two young women bickering as they strolled through one of the local parks. They were dressed in identical looking outfits with the only difference being one was blue and the other red. Their hairstyles were also quite different with the red haired one having a long pigtail and a headband while the pink haired one only had a flower accessory on her head while having the same headband.

“There’s a certain acquaintance of the infamous Ace of Aces that happened to cause an entirely new timeline to exist because he ran across an odd Lost Logia which happened to be a pair of odd looking sunglasses. It then attached itself to his head and gave him a complete personality turnaround which plunged the universe into chaos thanks to extreme Testosterone Poisoning and a war between multiple armies consisting only of women to determine how they will be ranked in his harem.”

There was a twitch on the red haired girl’s eyebrow but she managed to keep her composure. “How did that chain of events unfold in the first place?”

“The root cause has been determined by him perceiving an emotional gap between himself and Takamachi-san. The gap grew large enough for him to start taking long distance excavations to hunt for Lost Logia which caused him to stumble across those shades. It’s our duty as the Protector of Destiny and the Right Hand of Time to set him straight! Any questions?”

“Just one. What the hell did you take to get this heavily intoxicated to come up with this sorry excuse of a temporal intervention operation?” snapped Amitie Florian as she glared at her red clad companion.

“I can’t believe that you would accuse your own sister of being drunk!” gasped Kyrie Florian in a dramatic tone.

“Being intoxicated doesn’t necessarily mean being drunk. There are all sorts of substance abuses that fall under that definition along with caffeine and… why am I arguing about this with you?” The blue clad girl sighed before trying to get back to business. “By the way, what was the probability of that timeline happening?”

“Less than 0.0001 percent!”

“… and you managed to requisition a time jump for an operation to prevent a timeline that has less than a 0.0001 percent chance of occurring?”

“It was a class five timeline!” protested the pink haired girl.

Amitie gave a small sigh. “Ugh… let’s just get this over with. What do we need to do for… who are we targeting anyway?”

“The head of the Bureau’s Infinite Library, Yuuno Scrya,” answered the other girl.

“Oi, we’re not going to play matchmaker, right? That would be a violation of protocol.”

That odd little grin came back to Kyrie’s face. “I know! Besides, I got something better in mind, Amitie-chan!”

“… Kaiser help us all.”

**********

He honestly didn’t know how this happened.

Yuuno had been expecting a hectic workday in mid-November since that was when university students would be hustling through his Library to obtain research materials to write their course papers. He should have been facing dozens of requests to place holds and track down books.

But there was nothing. His schedule had been mysteriously cleared. Apparently, someone had been able to help the students ahead of time before they needed to come to him. It was odd having the rest of the day off.

Then he received a sudden call from Nanoha asking him for help with her therapy which was really weird. He wasn’t sure how he would be of any use in her physical recovery regiment designed to get her body back into good condition after nearly burning herself out from the JS Incident in September. But who was he to complain about spending more time with her?

So once he packed up his briefcase, he made his way over to the Athletics Centre to where her sessions were held. The assigned gymnasium wasn’t anything out of the ordinary. A wide open space with plenty of floor mats placed evenly about. The temperature was a bit on the warmer side, a bit higher than the average room temperature and was most likely due to the ventilation system acting up.

Just as Yuuno shed his green jacket and tie, he heard that sweet voice call out his name. “Yuuno-kun!”

He quickly turned to where she called his name… and started blushing when he saw her attire. “Nanoha, just what are you wearing?! Is that an appropriate workout outfit?”

She looked at her red athletic bikini and blinked in confusion. “What’s wrong with this? Beach volleyball players wear this all the time when they play their matches. Besides, it’s stuffy in here and working up a sweat in regular uniforms isn’t healthy for the skin.”

“That’s not the…” Wait, why was he complaining? He might as well appreciate the sight for all it’s worth. “Uh, so how am I supposed to help? We're not playing beach volleyball, are we?”

“Nope! It’s wrestling!” answered Nanoha in that sunny tone of hers.

Wait… what?

Lyrical Magical Wrestler Nanoha-chan... To Be Continued!

EDIT: Updated FF.Net version of Material Days. Nothing really knew except a few light tweaks here and there.

Magical, truly amusing, is this going anywhere because it can't wait 'til it gets there.

Originally Posted by Kaijo

Ho ho ho, Kaijo Claus comes bearing gifts for all! Perhaps a bit early, but these are the kinds of gifts I want you to enjoy this entire holiday season. Just a note that I'm kinda setting this fic in my Crisis-verse as it's the only way I could really work this, so as long as you're kinda familiar with Crisis and Red Jewel Diaries, you'll be fine. If you're not, you might be a bit confused, but it shouldn't be too critical to understanding.

So, without further ado, I present to you, the 12 Cyborgs of Christmas (which I'm presuming Tempy will love!):

Spoiler for The 12 Cyborgs of Christmas:

Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha
The 12 Cyborgs of Christmas

Xx~~*~~xX

It was that time of year again, wherein a certain small (but growing) subsection of Mid-Childa residents had begun celebrating a holiday imported from Earth. At the Nakajima residence in particular, Genya and his family was experiencing something new: As he looked around his house, all of the cyborg sisters had come together for the first time in a long time, to celebrate this special holiday under the same roof. Sein, Otto, and Deed had come over from the church, while Quattro, Tre, and Sette had been released from prison some time ago; Genya was one of the few who knew they now secretly worked for Auris.

[Who could have imagined that when you brought those two girls home that day, Quint, that I'd end up with such a full house,] Genya mused while taking a long drink from his cup, enjoying the smooth flavor his his special holiday eggnog, and then watching as his eldest daughter began to hand out presents.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love brought to me,
A Ginga next to the Christmas tree.

He couldn't help but smile at the girls' expressions as they began to receive their gifts, their faces lightning up in wonderment and joy. His gaze traveled over his second child, and he had to do a double-take because he could swear there were two of them.

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Two Subarus,
and a Ginga next to the Christmas tree.

Genya blinked and quickly finished off the rest of his drink, all concerns of inaccurate visions slowly melting away into a warmth of burning goodness emanating from his belly.

"Would you like some more?" Tre offered awkwardly, filling Genya's cup with more eggnog. She appeared to be not quite comfortable with the atmosphere, but was honestly trying to fit in by.

"Y-yes, thank you, um..." he started to say, then paused to rub his eyes.

"Tre," the three women supplied a bit nervously.

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Three serving Tres,
Two Subarus,
and a Ginga next to the Christmas tree.

Genya shook his head, wondering if perhaps he put a bit too much of his special sauce into the drink

"Something wrong, father?" a sly Quattro offered, sitting down next to him and taking a long drink as well.

"Since when am I yur father?" Genya countered, his speech slurring a bit, taking another gulp and then blinking several times as he looked at his new couch mate.

"Just teasing," the four of them replied in unison. "But this... what do you call it? Eggnog? It is quite delicious."

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Four Quattros,
Three serving Tres,
Two Subarus,
and a Ginga next to the Christmas tree.

"Oh ho ho," Quattro laughed, reaching for the nearby pitcher that Tre had left in order to refill their cups. "Did I do that right? That is the standard holiday laugh, correct?"

"Yesh," Genya answered almost absently, finishing off his nummy cup and offering it to Quattro to refill, but it was only half-filled before the pitcher became empty.

"Oh dear, is there more?" she asked a bit despondently.

Genya's head moved up and down in exageratted motions in what passed for nodding. "Yesh, but itsh in the refrigor... refreger... refryer?"

The #4 cyborg twisted her head to call into the kitchen. "Cinque, would you be a dear and get us some more eggnog from the refrigerator? We're all out!"

"I'll be right there," the five Cinques answered from behind the counter that divided the living room and kitchen as Genya stared in fascination at the multiple identical individuals.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Five kitchen Cinques!
Four Quattros,
Three serving Tres,
Two Subarus,
and a Ginga next to the Christmas tree.

"Moooaarrr," Genya almost groaned as his glass was refilled by the #5 cyborg, and then toasted Quattro before the pair quickly downed their new drinks. They promptly hiccuped in unison and giggled at each other.

"Um, are you okay?" Sein asked, having been studying the Nakajima patriarch. "Too much alcohol isn't good for you; maybe you should slow down?"

Genya smiled gratefully at all six of her. "I can stop aaaaanytiiime."

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Six warning Seins,
Five kitchen Cinques!
Four Quattros,
Three serving Tres,
Two Subarus,
and a Ginga next to the Christmas tree.

"Is the eggnog really good?" Sette asked, wearing a Santa cap curious as she came over to study the concoction.

"Wonderful!" Quattro nearly cooed, offering her a cup. "You should have some!"

"Fantashtic!" Genya agreed, grabbing the pitcher on his third try and leaning over to fill Sette's glass. "Ready?"

The seven Settes nodded, and Genya felt it was good he had seven arms holding seven pitchers of eggnog to fill all seven cups.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love brought to me,
Seven ready Settes
Six warning Seins
Five kitchen Cinques!
Four Quattros,
Three serving Tres,
Two Subarus,
and a Ginga next to the Christmas tree.

Sette took a sip, then blinked and down the whole cup. "You're right, this concotion is strangely... pleasing. May I have another?"

Genya nodded, eagerly giving her a refill after, then clinked his cup against her in a toast, then took a look across the room where the present unwrapping was taking place.

"Um, thank you," came Otto's somewhat-pleased-yet-mystified voice, lifting her present out of the box.

"Vivio made it for you in one of her classes," Sein clarified, in response to her sister's questioning face. "As thanks for all your help this past year."

Otto's face brightened. "Ah, then I shall treasure it immensely! I'll find a place to hang it when I get home."

Genya squinted and just barely managed to make out the fact that all eight Ottos were holding a mobile, from which several colorful beads and animal shapes hung.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love brought to me,
Eight Otto mobiles
Seven ready Settes
Six warning Seins
Five kitchen Cinques!
Four Quattros,
Three serving Tres,
Two Subarus,
and a Ginga next to the Christmas tree.

"Oh, wow!" Nove exclaimed excitedly, taking a look at the various objects within her present.

"We all know how much you like merchandise, so we all pitched in and got you various things with the logo," Ginga explained.

Nove reddened slightly, still a bit ashamed her sisters knew how much of a Superman/Supergirl fangirl she was. Still, that didn't stop her from pulling out a shirt that had a cape attached, and then immediately donning it on to strike a pose.

Genya raised his glass in toast to the nine copies of his daughter, then downed it and exhaled happily.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love brought to me,
Nine Super Nove's
Eight Otto mobiles
Seven ready Settes
Six warning Seins
Five kitchen Cinques!
Four Quattros,
Three serving Tres,
Two Subarus,
and a Ginga next to the Christmas tree.

"What is this?" Dieci questioned, lifting the large metal box out.

"That's so you can keep your stuff out of my stuff!" Nove huffed, but despite the somewhat-belligerant tone, there was an undercurrent of sisterly teasing there. "It's got a lot of compartments to keep your knick-nacks secure and in one place."

"I see," Dieci replied, working the combination written in the manual to open the safe.

Genya thought it was nice of Nove to get enough of them for each of her ten sisters.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love brought to me,
Ten Dieci safes,
Nine Super Nove's
Eight Otto mobiles
Seven ready Settes
Six warning Seins
Five kitchen Cinques!
Four Quattros,
Three serving Tres,
Two Subarus,
and a Ginga next to the Christmas tree.

"Oh, and here we are, one for Wendi!" Ginga announced, bringing a beautifully-wrapped present over.

The redhead's eyes lit up as she eagerly accepted it, quickly tearing off the paper.

"Careful, Ginga, you almost lost a finger there," Subaru teased.

"Ha ha," Wendi laughed in a monotone voice, then blinked as she lifted the stuffed animal out and studied it, before giving her hugely grinning sisters a partial glaring look, eyes half-lidded. "Very funny, you guys."

"Aren't you the one who is always looking for huge feet?" Cinque asked innocently, curious.

"That's 'Bigfoot' and he DOES exist; I saw him!" Wendi insisted, then sighed as she took another look at the stuffed human-ape hybrid animal. "Still, it is nice and furry."

"It's not exactly a bigfoot," Subaru explained, mirth hidden in her eyes. "Look at the tag."

She did, as a chorus of laughter greeted her reddening ears. "Ha ha, very funny. A 'Wendigo' doll."

Genya's tears were overflowing at how well his daughters were getting along. "I'm so blessed," he tried to say, except it came out more like: "I'msho blezd."

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love brought to me,
Eleven Wendigos,
Ten Dieci safes,
Nine Super Nove's
Eight Otto mobiles
Seven ready Settes
Six warning Seins
Five kitchen Cinques!
Four Quattros,
Three serving Tres,
Two Subarus,
and a Ginga next to the Christmas tree.

Genya dearly wished the room would stop spinning so he could let go of the couch arm and take another drink.

"Ginga, I dad's about lost it again," Subaru noted, sighing.

The elder sister looked over and matched her sister's expression of exasperation. "Well, he almost made it past 10pm this time. Do you want to take care of him, or shall I?"

Streaks of tears began to flow down Genya's cheeks once more as he began to cry; he had such caring daughters.

"I can do it," Deed offered, standing up.

"Are you sure, Deed?" Ginga questioned.

"I am closer," the other cyborg stated. "And I'd like to do something to help out. What do you need me to do?"

Subaru chuckled. "Just take him to his room and lay him down on his bed so he can sleep it off."

"I cansh doit meshelf," Genya insisted, leaning forward a bit, but then leaning back again. "Shoon ash I ken getup."

"I got you," Deed told him, pulling him to his feet and putting his arm over her shoulder, her cyborg strength easily enough to practically drag him down the hall.

Genya tried to focus on all twelve of the women helping him as the world did somersaults. "Yer cute! How... *hic!* old are you?"

"I suppose I am about 4, chronologically," she replied, opening his bedroom door.

His spirits sank. "I schee."

"But I suppose I am about 19 or 20 biologically," Deed continued thoughtfully.

"Woo!" Genya cheered half-heartily as she laid him down, the dizzying trip making him close his eyes.

As the door closed, he dreamed of twelve identical Deeds tenderly caring to his every need....

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love brought to me,
Twelve legal Deeds,
Eleven Wendigos,
Ten Dieci safes (piping)
Nine Super Nove's
Eight Otto mobiles
Seven ready Settes
Six warning Seins
Five kitchen Cinques!
Four Quattros,
Three serving Tres,
Two Subarus,
and a Ginga next to the Christmas tree!

Xx~~*~~xX

Author's notes:

Merry Christmas everyone! Or Feliz Navidad, Mele Kalikimaka, Happy Hanukkah, Krazy Kwanza, or whatever you celebrate! And if you don't, then at least down a bunch of spiked eggnog! Considered doing this from Jail's perspective instead, but I felt Genya getting smashed and seeing multiples made a bit more sense and was a bit more amusing. Some of the puns may not come across so well, though. =( Still, at least I can share Jail's version:

On the twelfth day of Christmas, mad science brought to me,
Twelve Deeds a-slicing,
Eleven Wendi's surfing,
Ten Dieci blasting,
Nine Nove's skating,
Eight Otto's shooting,
Seven Sette's a-throwing,
Six Sein's a-diving
Five kitchen Cinque's!
Four Quattro's,
Three speedy Tre's,
Two lying Due's,
and an Uno from my genetic tree!

And now, courtesy of Nanoha, a couple of extra songs for you to sing this holiday season:

Spoiler for Nanoha bonus songs!:

Dashing through the sky,
preparing to fight a foe,
RH says "Standby,"
Then emits a soft, pink glow.
I see a new recruit,
A staff forms in my hand,
What fun it is to aim and shoot,
A spell you can't withstand!

Oooohhhh...

Friending spells, friending spells, befriending all the way!
Oh what fun, it is to shoot, bringin' foes under your sway;
Friending spells, friending spells, befriending all the way!
Oh what fun, it is to shoot, bringin' foes under your sway.

I slapped Arisa's cheek,
Shot Fate-chan from the sky,
Showed Vita my technique,
A defense program did die.
I cooled Teana's head,
Dieci, Blaster One go!
And Quattro wished that she was dead,
While I blasted Vivio!

Oooohhhh...

Friending spells, friending spells, befriending all the way!
Oh what fun, it is to shoot, bringin' foes under your sway;
Friending spells, friending spells, befriending all the way!
Oh what fun, it is to shoot, bringin' foes under your sway.

Fate: (poking head into the room) "Nanoha? What are you singing?"
Nanoha: (smiles innocently) "Oh... nothing."
Fate: (raises eyebrow) "Right. Well, I'm heading out."
Nanoha: "Have fun!" (waves, then resumes singing once she's sure Fate is out of earshot)

Nanoha, the friendly shooter,
had a very shiny spell.
And if you ever saw it,
You would wet your pants and yell.
The gothic loli knight Vita,
used to try and get away;
She never let poor Nanoha,
express what she had to say.

Then one foggy Christmas eve,
Yuuno came to say;
"Nanoha with your spell so bright,
Won't you shoot Reinforce tonight?"

Then how the Cloud Knights loved her!
As they shouted out with glee;
Nanoha, the friendly shooter,
You'll go down in vague yu-ri!

Vote for your favorite!

I liked those very much, if I could find my Christmas Karaoke CD I'd sing them on christmas day just to see what my family's reaction would be.

[Yasanagi]

Originally Posted by 00-Raiser

Hm... How can you be using those two characters when you have no idea what they're like and what they actually do

Honestly, I'm just basing rough ideas of their personality from the current promo art seen so far. Amitie looks like the serious one while Kyrie's more of a playful type.

[SNobleJr]

Originally Posted by 00-Raiser

So who missed me?!

... *crickets chip*

... Ok then :heh: Well, sorry to interupt your regularly scheduled Nanya thread, but I have a little something here. It's a short about Yuuno and Chrono.

Spoiler for Should Have Seen It Coming:

-snip-

Spoiler for note:

Used spoiler tags to hopefully retain the surprise. Also, I tried to maximise the comedic value of that last line. If anyone has any suggestions on how it could be better, please let me know.

Heh. I saw the first twist coming, and that it would be a misunderstanding, but didn't guess what the real issue was. Good punchline, by the way.

Originally Posted by Kaijo

Ho ho ho, Kaijo Claus comes bearing gifts for all! Perhaps a bit early, but these are the kinds of gifts I want you to enjoy this entire holiday season. Just a note that I'm kinda setting this fic in my Crisis-verse as it's the only way I could really work this, so as long as you're kinda familiar with Crisis and Red Jewel Diaries, you'll be fine. If you're not, you might be a bit confused, but it shouldn't be too critical to understanding.

So, without further ado, I present to you, the 12 Cyborgs of Christmas (which I'm presuming Tempy will love!):

Spoiler for The 12 Cyborgs of Christmas:

-snip-

I think that by now, you've proven beyond any and all doubt that Genya Nakajima plus inebriation equals instant hilarity. Lots and lots of fun to be had with a drunken man's unreliable perception and weird train of thought, huh?

Also, that pun involving Wendi made me groan, hard. But in a good way.

[Alavon]

Originally Posted by Kaijo

Ho ho ho, Kaijo Claus comes bearing gifts for all! Perhaps a bit early, but these are the kinds of gifts I want you to enjoy this entire holiday season. Just a note that I'm kinda setting this fic in my Crisis-verse as it's the only way I could really work this, so as long as you're kinda familiar with Crisis and Red Jewel Diaries, you'll be fine. If you're not, you might be a bit confused, but it shouldn't be too critical to understanding.

So, without further ado, I present to you, the 12 Cyborgs of Christmas (which I'm presuming Tempy will love!):

Spoiler for The 12 Cyborgs of Christmas:

Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha
The 12 Cyborgs of Christmas

Xx~~*~~xX

It was that time of year again, wherein a certain small (but growing) subsection of Mid-Childa residents had begun celebrating a holiday imported from Earth. At the Nakajima residence in particular, Genya and his family was experiencing something new: As he looked around his house, all of the cyborg sisters had come together for the first time in a long time, to celebrate this special holiday under the same roof. Sein, Otto, and Deed had come over from the church, while Quattro, Tre, and Sette had been released from prison some time ago; Genya was one of the few who knew they now secretly worked for Auris.

[Who could have imagined that when you brought those two girls home that day, Quint, that I'd end up with such a full house,] Genya mused while taking a long drink from his cup, enjoying the smooth flavor his his special holiday eggnog, and then watching as his eldest daughter began to hand out presents.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love brought to me,
A Ginga next to the Christmas tree.

He couldn't help but smile at the girls' expressions as they began to receive their gifts, their faces lightning up in wonderment and joy. His gaze traveled over his second child, and he had to do a double-take because he could swear there were two of them.

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Two Subarus,
and a Ginga next to the Christmas tree.

Genya blinked and quickly finished off the rest of his drink, all concerns of inaccurate visions slowly melting away into a warmth of burning goodness emanating from his belly.

"Would you like some more?" Tre offered awkwardly, filling Genya's cup with more eggnog. She appeared to be not quite comfortable with the atmosphere, but was honestly trying to fit in by.

"Y-yes, thank you, um..." he started to say, then paused to rub his eyes.

"Tre," the three women supplied a bit nervously.

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Three serving Tres,
Two Subarus,
and a Ginga next to the Christmas tree.

Genya shook his head, wondering if perhaps he put a bit too much of his special sauce into the drink

"Something wrong, father?" a sly Quattro offered, sitting down next to him and taking a long drink as well.

"Since when am I yur father?" Genya countered, his speech slurring a bit, taking another gulp and then blinking several times as he looked at his new couch mate.

"Just teasing," the four of them replied in unison. "But this... what do you call it? Eggnog? It is quite delicious."

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Four Quattros,
Three serving Tres,
Two Subarus,
and a Ginga next to the Christmas tree.

"Oh ho ho," Quattro laughed, reaching for the nearby pitcher that Tre had left in order to refill their cups. "Did I do that right? That is the standard holiday laugh, correct?"

"Yesh," Genya answered almost absently, finishing off his nummy cup and offering it to Quattro to refill, but it was only half-filled before the pitcher became empty.

"Oh dear, is there more?" she asked a bit despondently.

Genya's head moved up and down in exageratted motions in what passed for nodding. "Yesh, but itsh in the refrigor... refreger... refryer?"

The #4 cyborg twisted her head to call into the kitchen. "Cinque, would you be a dear and get us some more eggnog from the refrigerator? We're all out!"

"I'll be right there," the five Cinques answered from behind the counter that divided the living room and kitchen as Genya stared in fascination at the multiple identical individuals.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Five kitchen Cinques!
Four Quattros,
Three serving Tres,
Two Subarus,
and a Ginga next to the Christmas tree.

"Moooaarrr," Genya almost groaned as his glass was refilled by the #5 cyborg, and then toasted Quattro before the pair quickly downed their new drinks. They promptly hiccuped in unison and giggled at each other.

"Um, are you okay?" Sein asked, having been studying the Nakajima patriarch. "Too much alcohol isn't good for you; maybe you should slow down?"

Genya smiled gratefully at all six of her. "I can stop aaaaanytiiime."

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Six warning Seins,
Five kitchen Cinques!
Four Quattros,
Three serving Tres,
Two Subarus,
and a Ginga next to the Christmas tree.

"Is the eggnog really good?" Sette asked, wearing a Santa cap curious as she came over to study the concoction.

"Wonderful!" Quattro nearly cooed, offering her a cup. "You should have some!"

"Fantashtic!" Genya agreed, grabbing the pitcher on his third try and leaning over to fill Sette's glass. "Ready?"

The seven Settes nodded, and Genya felt it was good he had seven arms holding seven pitchers of eggnog to fill all seven cups.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love brought to me,
Seven ready Settes
Six warning Seins
Five kitchen Cinques!
Four Quattros,
Three serving Tres,
Two Subarus,
and a Ginga next to the Christmas tree.

Sette took a sip, then blinked and down the whole cup. "You're right, this concotion is strangely... pleasing. May I have another?"

Genya nodded, eagerly giving her a refill after, then clinked his cup against her in a toast, then took a look across the room where the present unwrapping was taking place.

"Um, thank you," came Otto's somewhat-pleased-yet-mystified voice, lifting her present out of the box.

"Vivio made it for you in one of her classes," Sein clarified, in response to her sister's questioning face. "As thanks for all your help this past year."

Otto's face brightened. "Ah, then I shall treasure it immensely! I'll find a place to hang it when I get home."

Genya squinted and just barely managed to make out the fact that all eight Ottos were holding a mobile, from which several colorful beads and animal shapes hung.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love brought to me,
Eight Otto mobiles
Seven ready Settes
Six warning Seins
Five kitchen Cinques!
Four Quattros,
Three serving Tres,
Two Subarus,
and a Ginga next to the Christmas tree.

"Oh, wow!" Nove exclaimed excitedly, taking a look at the various objects within her present.

"We all know how much you like merchandise, so we all pitched in and got you various things with the logo," Ginga explained.

Nove reddened slightly, still a bit ashamed her sisters knew how much of a Superman/Supergirl fangirl she was. Still, that didn't stop her from pulling out a shirt that had a cape attached, and then immediately donning it on to strike a pose.

Genya raised his glass in toast to the nine copies of his daughter, then downed it and exhaled happily.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love brought to me,
Nine Super Nove's
Eight Otto mobiles
Seven ready Settes
Six warning Seins
Five kitchen Cinques!
Four Quattros,
Three serving Tres,
Two Subarus,
and a Ginga next to the Christmas tree.

"What is this?" Dieci questioned, lifting the large metal box out.

"That's so you can keep your stuff out of my stuff!" Nove huffed, but despite the somewhat-belligerant tone, there was an undercurrent of sisterly teasing there. "It's got a lot of compartments to keep your knick-nacks secure and in one place."

"I see," Dieci replied, working the combination written in the manual to open the safe.

Genya thought it was nice of Nove to get enough of them for each of her ten sisters.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love brought to me,
Ten Dieci safes,
Nine Super Nove's
Eight Otto mobiles
Seven ready Settes
Six warning Seins
Five kitchen Cinques!
Four Quattros,
Three serving Tres,
Two Subarus,
and a Ginga next to the Christmas tree.

"Oh, and here we are, one for Wendi!" Ginga announced, bringing a beautifully-wrapped present over.

The redhead's eyes lit up as she eagerly accepted it, quickly tearing off the paper.

"Careful, Ginga, you almost lost a finger there," Subaru teased.

"Ha ha," Wendi laughed in a monotone voice, then blinked as she lifted the stuffed animal out and studied it, before giving her hugely grinning sisters a partial glaring look, eyes half-lidded. "Very funny, you guys."

"Aren't you the one who is always looking for huge feet?" Cinque asked innocently, curious.

"That's 'Bigfoot' and he DOES exist; I saw him!" Wendi insisted, then sighed as she took another look at the stuffed human-ape hybrid animal. "Still, it is nice and furry."

"It's not exactly a bigfoot," Subaru explained, mirth hidden in her eyes. "Look at the tag."

She did, as a chorus of laughter greeted her reddening ears. "Ha ha, very funny. A 'Wendigo' doll."

Genya's tears were overflowing at how well his daughters were getting along. "I'm so blessed," he tried to say, except it came out more like: "I'msho blezd."

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love brought to me,
Eleven Wendigos,
Ten Dieci safes,
Nine Super Nove's
Eight Otto mobiles
Seven ready Settes
Six warning Seins
Five kitchen Cinques!
Four Quattros,
Three serving Tres,
Two Subarus,
and a Ginga next to the Christmas tree.

Genya dearly wished the room would stop spinning so he could let go of the couch arm and take another drink.

"Ginga, I dad's about lost it again," Subaru noted, sighing.

The elder sister looked over and matched her sister's expression of exasperation. "Well, he almost made it past 10pm this time. Do you want to take care of him, or shall I?"

Streaks of tears began to flow down Genya's cheeks once more as he began to cry; he had such caring daughters.

"I can do it," Deed offered, standing up.

"Are you sure, Deed?" Ginga questioned.

"I am closer," the other cyborg stated. "And I'd like to do something to help out. What do you need me to do?"

Subaru chuckled. "Just take him to his room and lay him down on his bed so he can sleep it off."

"I cansh doit meshelf," Genya insisted, leaning forward a bit, but then leaning back again. "Shoon ash I ken getup."

"I got you," Deed told him, pulling him to his feet and putting his arm over her shoulder, her cyborg strength easily enough to practically drag him down the hall.

Genya tried to focus on all twelve of the women helping him as the world did somersaults. "Yer cute! How... *hic!* old are you?"

"I suppose I am about 4, chronologically," she replied, opening his bedroom door.

His spirits sank. "I schee."

"But I suppose I am about 19 or 20 biologically," Deed continued thoughtfully.

"Woo!" Genya cheered half-heartily as she laid him down, the dizzying trip making him close his eyes.

As the door closed, he dreamed of twelve identical Deeds tenderly caring to his every need....

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love brought to me,
Twelve legal Deeds,
Eleven Wendigos,
Ten Dieci safes (piping)
Nine Super Nove's
Eight Otto mobiles
Seven ready Settes
Six warning Seins
Five kitchen Cinques!
Four Quattros,
Three serving Tres,
Two Subarus,
and a Ginga next to the Christmas tree!

Xx~~*~~xX

Author's notes:

Merry Christmas everyone! Or Feliz Navidad, Mele Kalikimaka, Happy Hanukkah, Krazy Kwanza, or whatever you celebrate! And if you don't, then at least down a bunch of spiked eggnog! Considered doing this from Jail's perspective instead, but I felt Genya getting smashed and seeing multiples made a bit more sense and was a bit more amusing. Some of the puns may not come across so well, though. =( Still, at least I can share Jail's version:

On the twelfth day of Christmas, mad science brought to me,
Twelve Deeds a-slicing,
Eleven Wendi's surfing,
Ten Dieci blasting,
Nine Nove's skating,
Eight Otto's shooting,
Seven Sette's a-throwing,
Six Sein's a-diving
Five kitchen Cinque's!
Four Quattro's,
Three speedy Tre's,
Two lying Due's,
and an Uno from my genetic tree!

And now, courtesy of Nanoha, a couple of extra songs for you to sing this holiday season:

Spoiler for Nanoha bonus songs!:

Dashing through the sky,
preparing to fight a foe,
RH says "Standby,"
Then emits a soft, pink glow.
I see a new recruit,
A staff forms in my hand,
What fun it is to aim and shoot,
A spell you can't withstand!

Oooohhhh...

Friending spells, friending spells, befriending all the way!
Oh what fun, it is to shoot, bringin' foes under your sway;
Friending spells, friending spells, befriending all the way!
Oh what fun, it is to shoot, bringin' foes under your sway.

I slapped Arisa's cheek,
Shot Fate-chan from the sky,
Showed Vita my technique,
A defense program did die.
I cooled Teana's head,
Dieci, Blaster One go!
And Quattro wished that she was dead,
While I blasted Vivio!

Oooohhhh...

Friending spells, friending spells, befriending all the way!
Oh what fun, it is to shoot, bringin' foes under your sway;
Friending spells, friending spells, befriending all the way!
Oh what fun, it is to shoot, bringin' foes under your sway.

Fate: (poking head into the room) "Nanoha? What are you singing?"
Nanoha: (smiles innocently) "Oh... nothing."
Fate: (raises eyebrow) "Right. Well, I'm heading out."
Nanoha: "Have fun!" (waves, then resumes singing once she's sure Fate is out of earshot)

Nanoha, the friendly shooter,
had a very shiny spell.
And if you ever saw it,
You would wet your pants and yell.
The gothic loli knight Vita,
used to try and get away;
She never let poor Nanoha,
express what she had to say.

Then one foggy Christmas eve,
Yuuno came to say;
"Nanoha with your spell so bright,
Won't you shoot Reinforce tonight?"

Then how the Cloud Knights loved her!
As they shouted out with glee;
Nanoha, the friendly shooter,
You'll go down in vague yu-ri!

Vote for your favorite!

Edit: Forgot to add in this this link to the 12 Anime Motivators of Christmas (a bit NSFW) which was done a couple of years ago. The voice is the vocaloid thing you might have heard about. Warning that it's a bit high pitched.

Definitely, Nanoha The Friendly Shooter! XD

[00-Raiser]

Originally Posted by Kaijo

Ho ho ho, Kaijo Claus comes bearing gifts for all! Perhaps a bit early, but these are the kinds of gifts I want you to enjoy this entire holiday season. Just a note that I'm kinda setting this fic in my Crisis-verse as it's the only way I could really work this, so as long as you're kinda familiar with Crisis and Red Jewel Diaries, you'll be fine. If you're not, you might be a bit confused, but it shouldn't be too critical to understanding.

So, without further ado, I present to you, the 12 Cyborgs of Christmas (which I'm presuming Tempy will love!):

Spoiler for The 12 Cyborgs of Christmas:

Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha
The 12 Cyborgs of Christmas

Xx~~*~~xX

It was that time of year again, wherein a certain small (but growing) subsection of Mid-Childa residents had begun celebrating a holiday imported from Earth. At the Nakajima residence in particular, Genya and his family was experiencing something new: As he looked around his house, all of the cyborg sisters had come together for the first time in a long time, to celebrate this special holiday under the same roof. Sein, Otto, and Deed had come over from the church, while Quattro, Tre, and Sette had been released from prison some time ago; Genya was one of the few who knew they now secretly worked for Auris.

[Who could have imagined that when you brought those two girls home that day, Quint, that I'd end up with such a full house,] Genya mused while taking a long drink from his cup, enjoying the smooth flavor his his special holiday eggnog, and then watching as his eldest daughter began to hand out presents.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love brought to me,
A Ginga next to the Christmas tree.

He couldn't help but smile at the girls' expressions as they began to receive their gifts, their faces lightning up in wonderment and joy. His gaze traveled over his second child, and he had to do a double-take because he could swear there were two of them.

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Two Subarus,
and a Ginga next to the Christmas tree.

Genya blinked and quickly finished off the rest of his drink, all concerns of inaccurate visions slowly melting away into a warmth of burning goodness emanating from his belly.

"Would you like some more?" Tre offered awkwardly, filling Genya's cup with more eggnog. She appeared to be not quite comfortable with the atmosphere, but was honestly trying to fit in by.

"Y-yes, thank you, um..." he started to say, then paused to rub his eyes.

"Tre," the three women supplied a bit nervously.

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Three serving Tres,
Two Subarus,
and a Ginga next to the Christmas tree.

Genya shook his head, wondering if perhaps he put a bit too much of his special sauce into the drink

"Something wrong, father?" a sly Quattro offered, sitting down next to him and taking a long drink as well.

"Since when am I yur father?" Genya countered, his speech slurring a bit, taking another gulp and then blinking several times as he looked at his new couch mate.

"Just teasing," the four of them replied in unison. "But this... what do you call it? Eggnog? It is quite delicious."

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Four Quattros,
Three serving Tres,
Two Subarus,
and a Ginga next to the Christmas tree.

"Oh ho ho," Quattro laughed, reaching for the nearby pitcher that Tre had left in order to refill their cups. "Did I do that right? That is the standard holiday laugh, correct?"

"Yesh," Genya answered almost absently, finishing off his nummy cup and offering it to Quattro to refill, but it was only half-filled before the pitcher became empty.

"Oh dear, is there more?" she asked a bit despondently.

Genya's head moved up and down in exageratted motions in what passed for nodding. "Yesh, but itsh in the refrigor... refreger... refryer?"

The #4 cyborg twisted her head to call into the kitchen. "Cinque, would you be a dear and get us some more eggnog from the refrigerator? We're all out!"

"I'll be right there," the five Cinques answered from behind the counter that divided the living room and kitchen as Genya stared in fascination at the multiple identical individuals.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Five kitchen Cinques!
Four Quattros,
Three serving Tres,
Two Subarus,
and a Ginga next to the Christmas tree.

"Moooaarrr," Genya almost groaned as his glass was refilled by the #5 cyborg, and then toasted Quattro before the pair quickly downed their new drinks. They promptly hiccuped in unison and giggled at each other.

"Um, are you okay?" Sein asked, having been studying the Nakajima patriarch. "Too much alcohol isn't good for you; maybe you should slow down?"

Genya smiled gratefully at all six of her. "I can stop aaaaanytiiime."

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Six warning Seins,
Five kitchen Cinques!
Four Quattros,
Three serving Tres,
Two Subarus,
and a Ginga next to the Christmas tree.

"Is the eggnog really good?" Sette asked, wearing a Santa cap curious as she came over to study the concoction.

"Wonderful!" Quattro nearly cooed, offering her a cup. "You should have some!"

"Fantashtic!" Genya agreed, grabbing the pitcher on his third try and leaning over to fill Sette's glass. "Ready?"

The seven Settes nodded, and Genya felt it was good he had seven arms holding seven pitchers of eggnog to fill all seven cups.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love brought to me,
Seven ready Settes
Six warning Seins
Five kitchen Cinques!
Four Quattros,
Three serving Tres,
Two Subarus,
and a Ginga next to the Christmas tree.

Sette took a sip, then blinked and down the whole cup. "You're right, this concotion is strangely... pleasing. May I have another?"

Genya nodded, eagerly giving her a refill after, then clinked his cup against her in a toast, then took a look across the room where the present unwrapping was taking place.

"Um, thank you," came Otto's somewhat-pleased-yet-mystified voice, lifting her present out of the box.

"Vivio made it for you in one of her classes," Sein clarified, in response to her sister's questioning face. "As thanks for all your help this past year."

Otto's face brightened. "Ah, then I shall treasure it immensely! I'll find a place to hang it when I get home."

Genya squinted and just barely managed to make out the fact that all eight Ottos were holding a mobile, from which several colorful beads and animal shapes hung.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love brought to me,
Eight Otto mobiles
Seven ready Settes
Six warning Seins
Five kitchen Cinques!
Four Quattros,
Three serving Tres,
Two Subarus,
and a Ginga next to the Christmas tree.

"Oh, wow!" Nove exclaimed excitedly, taking a look at the various objects within her present.

"We all know how much you like merchandise, so we all pitched in and got you various things with the logo," Ginga explained.

Nove reddened slightly, still a bit ashamed her sisters knew how much of a Superman/Supergirl fangirl she was. Still, that didn't stop her from pulling out a shirt that had a cape attached, and then immediately donning it on to strike a pose.

Genya raised his glass in toast to the nine copies of his daughter, then downed it and exhaled happily.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love brought to me,
Nine Super Nove's
Eight Otto mobiles
Seven ready Settes
Six warning Seins
Five kitchen Cinques!
Four Quattros,
Three serving Tres,
Two Subarus,
and a Ginga next to the Christmas tree.

"What is this?" Dieci questioned, lifting the large metal box out.

"That's so you can keep your stuff out of my stuff!" Nove huffed, but despite the somewhat-belligerant tone, there was an undercurrent of sisterly teasing there. "It's got a lot of compartments to keep your knick-nacks secure and in one place."

"I see," Dieci replied, working the combination written in the manual to open the safe.

Genya thought it was nice of Nove to get enough of them for each of her ten sisters.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love brought to me,
Ten Dieci safes,
Nine Super Nove's
Eight Otto mobiles
Seven ready Settes
Six warning Seins
Five kitchen Cinques!
Four Quattros,
Three serving Tres,
Two Subarus,
and a Ginga next to the Christmas tree.

"Oh, and here we are, one for Wendi!" Ginga announced, bringing a beautifully-wrapped present over.

The redhead's eyes lit up as she eagerly accepted it, quickly tearing off the paper.

"Careful, Ginga, you almost lost a finger there," Subaru teased.

"Ha ha," Wendi laughed in a monotone voice, then blinked as she lifted the stuffed animal out and studied it, before giving her hugely grinning sisters a partial glaring look, eyes half-lidded. "Very funny, you guys."

"Aren't you the one who is always looking for huge feet?" Cinque asked innocently, curious.

"That's 'Bigfoot' and he DOES exist; I saw him!" Wendi insisted, then sighed as she took another look at the stuffed human-ape hybrid animal. "Still, it is nice and furry."

"It's not exactly a bigfoot," Subaru explained, mirth hidden in her eyes. "Look at the tag."

She did, as a chorus of laughter greeted her reddening ears. "Ha ha, very funny. A 'Wendigo' doll."

Genya's tears were overflowing at how well his daughters were getting along. "I'm so blessed," he tried to say, except it came out more like: "I'msho blezd."

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love brought to me,
Eleven Wendigos,
Ten Dieci safes,
Nine Super Nove's
Eight Otto mobiles
Seven ready Settes
Six warning Seins
Five kitchen Cinques!
Four Quattros,
Three serving Tres,
Two Subarus,
and a Ginga next to the Christmas tree.

Genya dearly wished the room would stop spinning so he could let go of the couch arm and take another drink.

"Ginga, I dad's about lost it again," Subaru noted, sighing.

The elder sister looked over and matched her sister's expression of exasperation. "Well, he almost made it past 10pm this time. Do you want to take care of him, or shall I?"

Streaks of tears began to flow down Genya's cheeks once more as he began to cry; he had such caring daughters.

"I can do it," Deed offered, standing up.

"Are you sure, Deed?" Ginga questioned.

"I am closer," the other cyborg stated. "And I'd like to do something to help out. What do you need me to do?"

Subaru chuckled. "Just take him to his room and lay him down on his bed so he can sleep it off."

"I cansh doit meshelf," Genya insisted, leaning forward a bit, but then leaning back again. "Shoon ash I ken getup."

"I got you," Deed told him, pulling him to his feet and putting his arm over her shoulder, her cyborg strength easily enough to practically drag him down the hall.

Genya tried to focus on all twelve of the women helping him as the world did somersaults. "Yer cute! How... *hic!* old are you?"

"I suppose I am about 4, chronologically," she replied, opening his bedroom door.

His spirits sank. "I schee."

"But I suppose I am about 19 or 20 biologically," Deed continued thoughtfully.

"Woo!" Genya cheered half-heartily as she laid him down, the dizzying trip making him close his eyes.

As the door closed, he dreamed of twelve identical Deeds tenderly caring to his every need....

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love brought to me,
Twelve legal Deeds,
Eleven Wendigos,
Ten Dieci safes (piping)
Nine Super Nove's
Eight Otto mobiles
Seven ready Settes
Six warning Seins
Five kitchen Cinques!
Four Quattros,
Three serving Tres,
Two Subarus,
and a Ginga next to the Christmas tree!

Xx~~*~~xX

Author's notes:

Merry Christmas everyone! Or Feliz Navidad, Mele Kalikimaka, Happy Hanukkah, Krazy Kwanza, or whatever you celebrate! And if you don't, then at least down a bunch of spiked eggnog! Considered doing this from Jail's perspective instead, but I felt Genya getting smashed and seeing multiples made a bit more sense and was a bit more amusing. Some of the puns may not come across so well, though. =( Still, at least I can share Jail's version:

On the twelfth day of Christmas, mad science brought to me,
Twelve Deeds a-slicing,
Eleven Wendi's surfing,
Ten Dieci blasting,
Nine Nove's skating,
Eight Otto's shooting,
Seven Sette's a-throwing,
Six Sein's a-diving
Five kitchen Cinque's!
Four Quattro's,
Three speedy Tre's,
Two lying Due's,
and an Uno from my genetic tree!

And now, courtesy of Nanoha, a couple of extra songs for you to sing this holiday season:

Spoiler for Nanoha bonus songs!:

Dashing through the sky,
preparing to fight a foe,
RH says "Standby,"
Then emits a soft, pink glow.
I see a new recruit,
A staff forms in my hand,
What fun it is to aim and shoot,
A spell you can't withstand!

Oooohhhh...

Friending spells, friending spells, befriending all the way!
Oh what fun, it is to shoot, bringin' foes under your sway;
Friending spells, friending spells, befriending all the way!
Oh what fun, it is to shoot, bringin' foes under your sway.

I slapped Arisa's cheek,
Shot Fate-chan from the sky,
Showed Vita my technique,
A defense program did die.
I cooled Teana's head,
Dieci, Blaster One go!
And Quattro wished that she was dead,
While I blasted Vivio!

Oooohhhh...

Friending spells, friending spells, befriending all the way!
Oh what fun, it is to shoot, bringin' foes under your sway;
Friending spells, friending spells, befriending all the way!
Oh what fun, it is to shoot, bringin' foes under your sway.

Fate: (poking head into the room) "Nanoha? What are you singing?"
Nanoha: (smiles innocently) "Oh... nothing."
Fate: (raises eyebrow) "Right. Well, I'm heading out."
Nanoha: "Have fun!" (waves, then resumes singing once she's sure Fate is out of earshot)

Nanoha, the friendly shooter,
had a very shiny spell.
And if you ever saw it,
You would wet your pants and yell.
The gothic loli knight Vita,
used to try and get away;
She never let poor Nanoha,
express what she had to say.

Then one foggy Christmas eve,
Yuuno came to say;
"Nanoha with your spell so bright,
Won't you shoot Reinforce tonight?"

Then how the Cloud Knights loved her!
As they shouted out with glee;
Nanoha, the friendly shooter,
You'll go down in vague yu-ri!

Vote for your favorite!

Edit: Forgot to add in this this link to the 12 Anime Motivators of Christmas (a bit NSFW) which was done a couple of years ago. The voice is the vocaloid thing you might have heard about. Warning that it's a bit high pitched.

Hm... I didn't find this as funny as your other stuff. Seems a bit overdone with the whole multi image thing. If things get that bad, it might be the alcohol poisoning setting in If Genya is really such a light weight, I don't think he should be drinking period At any rate, Ginga seems the responsible type who would make sure he didn't drink excessively like that.

Well, the family moments were still nice, I suppose, it's just the humor that didn't work on me. Good job otherwise.

In other news, I got a review accusing me a trolling in my latest short. Man, it's been so long since I got one of those it's almost nostalgic I suppose a 'non-troll' version would be using Lindy rather than Fate, but it honestly didn't cross my mind at the time. You all know how much I like Yuuno/Fate anyways Well, all I can do now is just point to the title

[Nanya01]

People have been asking so...

Blood That Flows chapter 1 is now up on FF.Net

[RadiantBeam]

Originally Posted by 00-Raiser

In other news, I got a review accusing me a trolling in my latest short. Man, it's been so long since I got one of those it's almost nostalgic I suppose a 'non-troll' version would be using Lindy rather than Fate, but it honestly didn't cross my mind at the time. You all know how much I like Yuuno/Fate anyways Well, all I can do now is just point to the title

*casts a vote for Yuuno/Lindy*

.... What?

[Rising Dragon]

The world needs more cougar!Lindy.