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AdmiralTigerclaw · 2009-12-15, 22:42

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Originally Posted by RadiantBeam

Actually, he was being serious.

Indeed I was.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5lqz1TmRLI

I mean, it's pretty good incentive not to violate one right?

Violate a restraining order, get atomized. Burnt Hand technique.

Thunderbird · 2009-12-15, 22:59

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Originally Posted by Keroko

Excuse the poor students for not exactly taking pity on you there.

*sniff* MEANIE! jk jk. Yeah I guess you guys have it rough now...but consider it payback for making *our* lives hard throughout the year

deathcurse · 2009-12-15, 23:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thunderbird

*sniff* MEANIE! jk jk. Yeah I guess you guys have it rough now...but consider it payback for making *our* lives hard throughout the year

*innocently* Making your lives hard? All we do is go to class, sit in our seats and go on Facebook while you lecture. Not disruptive at all, since the screen are facing towards us! You're the ones who give us exams in retribution for our thoughtfulness!

Thunderbird · 2009-12-15, 23:25

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Originally Posted by deathcurse

*innocently* Making your lives hard? All we do is go to class, sit in our seats and go on Facebook while you lecture. Not disruptive at all, since the screen are facing towards us! You're the ones who give us exams in retribution for our thoughtfulness!

Well we made a deal at the beginning of the year: You all take notes (aka write down everything I say) or you all do homework. You all pass...or you all DIE ahahahahahaha!!!! *kof*kof*

Alavon · 2009-12-15, 23:47

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Originally Posted by Thunderbird

Well we made a deal at the beginning of the year: You all take notes (aka write down everything I say) or you all do homework. You all pass...or you all DIE ahahahahahaha!!!! *kof*kof*

Ah...don't be mean to your students, Thunderbird.

MeisterBabylon · 2009-12-15, 23:50

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Originally Posted by TheShinySword

Oh dear.... Who wants to cut DKG open to get it back? And then glue Alavon back together. Anyone? Any volunteers at all? 'cause I'm positive his innards are acidic to the worst degree and I really don't wanna have to go in there.

Make way! I'm a doctor!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keroko

Trust me, the acid is the least of your worries.

I've had worse patients.

Tyranid hive fleets attack again this January!

Dark Knight Gafgar · 2009-12-15, 23:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheShinySword

Oh dear.... Who wants to cut DKG open to get it back? And then glue Alavon back together. Anyone? Any volunteers at all? 'cause I'm positive his innards are acidic to the worst degree and I really don't wanna have to go in there.

It's not so much the stomach acid as the ebola... but if you insist, I can probably return the most delicious rodent to you. I'm going to need some cake, however..... and a newspaper.

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Originally Posted by Nanya01

*Winces as Dark Knight Gafgar is beaten to a bloody pulp*

You mean I wasn't bleeding already?! Oh, Gafgar, you've most certainly let yourself get out of shape...!

00-Raiser · 2009-12-16, 00:27

Uh, let's get this thread back on track here. So here's a look at what I'm working on right now:

Spoiler for How the Nakajimas Saved Christmas preview:

Subaru is going to be waiting for me under my tree this Christmas, so I felt it fitting that I use her as the starting point. Also, for being my 2nd favourite character I've never written a fic that featured her predominately (except that one time I had her watching GaoGaiGar with Vice

).

Nita · 2009-12-16, 00:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thunderbird

*sniff* MEANIE! jk jk. Yeah I guess you guys have it rough now...but consider it payback for making *our* lives hard throughout the year

At least you are not the daughter of a teacher who doesn't know how to use a computer properly and constantly needs your... how did she call it? oh yeah... your inhuman abilities to use Paint.

It sucks ;o; And yes, that's just me being emo about a really stupid thing. Ignore me, i'm probably drunk right now

Quote:

Originally Posted by 00-Raiser

Uh, let's get this thread back on track here. So here's a look at what I'm working on right now:

Spoiler for How the Nakajimas Saved Christmas preview:

Subaru is going to be waiting for me under my tree this Christmas, so I felt it fitting that I use her as the starting point. Also, for being my 2nd favourite character I've never written a fic that featured her predominately (except that one time I had her watching GaoGaiGar with Vice

).

LMAO! Do more!!!

Now I can blame them for ruining my christmas...

Oh, and Raiser! I read the last bit of your series. "Mother" and "Separation" caught my attention. I don't really like drama, but I enjoyed them (though the second one was a bit too angsty for me

)

**Solace** · 2009-12-16, 01:34

This isn't a place for random chatting. Keep on topic and take the chatter to private/profile messaging.

RadiantBeam · 2009-12-16, 10:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by 00-Raiser

Uh, let's get this thread back on track here. So here's a look at what I'm working on right now:

Spoiler for How the Nakajimas Saved Christmas preview:

Subaru is going to be waiting for me under my tree this Christmas, so I felt it fitting that I use her as the starting point. Also, for being my 2nd favourite character I've never written a fic that featured her predominately (except that one time I had her watching GaoGaiGar with Vice

).

....

Does this mean that Subaru, Wendi, and Nove will have to be Santa Claus? I think the three of them are a little too thin and tall for it....

Though legit question, why would the three of them pummel someone to death? Subaru's been taught plenty of other methods for taking down a person without killing them, and I imagine it would be even more trouble for Wendi and Nove since they're on probabation and would probably suffer harsh consequences if they killed someone.

Kaijo · 2009-12-16, 11:58

Quote:

Originally Posted by 00-Raiser

Uh, let's get this thread back on track here. So here's a look at what I'm working on right now:

Spoiler for How the Nakajimas Saved Christmas preview:

Subaru is going to be waiting for me under my tree this Christmas, so I felt it fitting that I use her as the starting point. Also, for being my 2nd favourite character I've never written a fic that featured her predominately (except that one time I had her watching GaoGaiGar with Vice

).

Even though this is humor, I'd kinda echo not killing him, although your fic isn't finished. They could think they killed him, but a sufficient beating in the dark where people trip over things like tables and chairs, that leaves him with a broken leg and perhaps a good knock to his noggin would serve the purpose better.

That way, Santa can insist the girls make up for what they've done. Might also be some humor, as he forces one or more of the girls to wait on him hand and foot (essentially milking the injury and their guilt).

Just some random thoughts, up to you how you want to handle it...

00-Raiser · 2009-12-16, 13:01

Of course nobody actually got killed

It's going to be pure comedy, of course. Well, it'll try to be, at least. I've never consider myself a funny person, so the humour might be hit or miss. I have a few key gags in mind, but they might only sound funny to me

RadiantBeam · 2009-12-16, 13:06

So it's less that they actually killed him and more that they assumed that they killed him?

Dark Knight Gafgar · 2009-12-16, 13:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by RadiantBeam

So it's less that they actually killed him and more that they assumed that they killed him?

Yes. He'll regain consciousness near the end of the fic just in time to stumble into Cinque, who will then either finish the job or jump in his lap and ask for a pony.

Nanya01 · 2009-12-16, 13:18

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Originally Posted by Dark Knight Gafgar

Yes. He'll regain consciousness near the end of the fic just in time to stumble into Cinque, who will then either finish the job or jump in his lap and ask for a pony.

Cinque: ... *Jumps on Santa's lap* I have a Bonta-kun and a Bonta-san, can I have a real Bonta-kun to get into and pilot around?

Kaijo · 2009-12-16, 13:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by 00-Raiser

Of course nobody actually got killed

It's going to be pure comedy, of course. Well, it'll try to be, at least. I've never consider myself a funny person, so the humour might be hit or miss. I have a few key gags in mind, but they might only sound funny to me

I figured as much, but just wanted to make sure. :P

Kaijo · 2009-12-16, 16:39

Okay, here is my Christmas fic for you all, since it doesn't look like I'll get to the fics that people want to see until sometime after Christmas. But I did manage to whip this up at work, over the course of a couple of days. Hope it entertains...

Spoiler for Vivio's Close Encounter of the Jolly Kind:

Vivio's Close Encounter of the Jolly Kind

Twas the night before Christmas, a holiday not without merit,
Not a creature was stirring, not even a ferret.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that a gift-giver soon would be there.

An adpoted daughter was nestled all snug in her bed,
While visions of Kaiser form danced in her head.
With her mammas in their big bed, and her unable to sleep
she crept out her room, on her presents to peep

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
she peeked out a window, to see what was the matter.
Her first thoughts that came, that she wanted to know,
was "Since when did Clanagan ever get snow?"

The twin moons alighted the shiny white stuff,
"But to make a snowman," she pondered. "Was there enough?"
When, what to her wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight costumed reindeer.

With a little mage driver, the mistress of cosplay,
Vivo knew in a moment it must be Hayate.
And in a manner the young girl thought was quite lame,
The fake Clause cracked a whip, while she called them by name!

"Now Signum! Now, Vita! Now, Shamal and Yuuno!
On, Zafira! On, Arf-san! On Lindy and Chrono!"
"Hayate," whined Vita. "Could you at least lose the whip?"
"Reindeer don't speak!" she shot back. "So don't give me no lip!"

With the attitude of salarymen, tired from work,
The "reindeer" huffed under the cosplayer-gone-berserk.
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of toys pulled by a strange, motley crew.

And then, in a twinkling, she heard on the roof
the sound of annoyed people, and one tired woof
Vivio dashed for cover, while Ms. Claus was ported in
revealing the fact the fact that she was no longer thin

She was dressed all in fur, from her foot to her head,
demonstrating the main reason why she was still quite unwed
A bundle of gifts she had flung on her back,
And she looked rather gleeful, just opening her pack.

She paused for a moment, to adjust her large beard
the entire situation, the eight-year-old finding quite wierd.
She even came with a couple of small floating elves,
who seemed a bit defeated, quite embarrassed themselves

"Did we really have to wear these outfits?" Agito complained.
Rein's eyes widened, the color from her face being drained.
"I'm sorry," Hayate told her, "if it's not to your liking;
I've got more outfits; how about a cute, little Viking?"

"I get the point!" Agito said, her hands in a defensive position.
"Good!" Hayate smiled. "Now shall we get on with our mission?"
The whole group of them, Vivio found quite insane;
But they were bringing more presents, so who was she to complain?

They spoke not a word, but went straight to their work,
Although Agito mumbled something that sounded like "jerk."
After they had finished laying out their huge stash,
Hayate Claus gave the signal, and they disappeared with a flash!

She sprang to her sleigh, to her team cracked a whip,
And away they all flew, to continue their trip.
Then Hayate exclaimed, as she drove out of sight,
"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"

spawnofthejudge · 2009-12-16, 16:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kaijo

Vivio's Close Encounter of the Jolly Kind

Hysterical!

Though there was one mood whiplash moment:

"demonstrating the main reason why she was still quite unwed"

That made me

and

.

Everything else was brilliant.

00-Raiser · 2009-12-16, 16:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kaijo

Okay, here is my Christmas fic for you all, since it doesn't look like I'll get to the fics that people want to see until sometime after Christmas. But I did manage to whip this up at work, over the course of a couple of days. Hope it entertains...

Spoiler for Vivio's Close Encounter of the Jolly Kind:

Vivio's Close Encounter of the Jolly Kind

Twas the night before Christmas, a holiday not without merit,
Not a creature was stirring, not even a ferret.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that a gift-giver soon would be there.

An adpoted daughter was nestled all snug in her bed,
While visions of Kaiser form danced in her head.
With her mammas in their big bed, and her unable to sleep
she crept out her room, on her presents to peep

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
she peeked out a window, to see what was the matter.
Her first thoughts that came, that she wanted to know,
was "Since when did Clanagan ever get snow?"

The twin moons alighted the shiny white stuff,
"But to make a snowman," she pondered. "Was there enough?"
When, what to her wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight costumed reindeer.

With a little mage driver, the mistress of cosplay,
Vivo knew in a moment it must be Hayate.
And in a manner the young girl thought was quite lame,
The fake Clause cracked a whip, while she called them by name!

"Now Signum! Now, Vita! Now, Shamal and Yuuno!
On, Zafira! On, Arf-san! On Lindy and Chrono!"
"Hayate," whined Vita. "Could you at least lose the whip?"
"Reindeer don't speak!" she shot back. "So don't give me no lip!"

With the attitude of salarymen, tired from work,
The "reindeer" huffed under the cosplayer-gone-berserk.
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of toys pulled by a strange, motley crew.

And then, in a twinkling, she heard on the roof
the sound of annoyed people, and one tired woof
Vivio dashed for cover, while Ms. Claus was ported in
revealing the fact the fact that she was no longer thin

She was dressed all in fur, from her foot to her head,
demonstrating the main reason why she was still quite unwed
A bundle of gifts she had flung on her back,
And she looked rather gleeful, just opening her pack.

She paused for a moment, to adjust her large beard
the entire situation, the eight-year-old finding quite wierd.
She even came with a couple of small floating elves,
who seemed a bit defeated, quite embarrassed themselves

"Did we really have to wear these outfits?" Agito complained.
Rein's eyes widened, the color from her face being drained.
"I'm sorry," Hayate told her, "if it's not to your liking;
I've got more outfits; how about a cute, little Viking?"

"I get the point!" Agito said, her hands in a defensive position.
"Good!" Hayate smiled. "Now shall we get on with our mission?"
The whole group of them, Vivio found quite insane;
But they were bringing more presents, so who was she to complain?

They spoke not a word, but went straight to their work,
Although Agito mumbled something that sounded like "jerk."
After they had finished laying out their huge stash,
Hayate Claus gave the signal, and they disappeared with a flash!

She sprang to her sleigh, to her team cracked a whip,
And away they all flew, to continue their trip.
Then Hayate exclaimed, as she drove out of sight,
"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"

Very well done *claps* It was cute and amusing and it even rhymed!

2009-12-16, 00:27	Link #21228
00-Raiser Burst Mode Author Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Windsor, Ontario Age: 37	Uh, let's get this thread back on track here. So here's a look at what I'm working on right now: Spoiler for How the Nakajimas Saved Christmas preview: 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. "… u… ru…” The stockings were hung by the chimney with care in hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there. “W… ke…” The children were nestled all snug in their beds, while visions of… “S… b… u…!” Sugar-plums danced… “I said wake up damn it!” “Huh, what?” Subaru’s head snapped up from her drool soaked pillow and looked around in confusion. Quickly coming to her senses, she scanned the darkness to find two familiar silhouettes. “Nove, Wendi, what is it? I know you want to open presents, but it’s not morning yet…” “We know that!” Nove whispered fiercely. “But we have a problem!” “Me and Nove went downstairs to take a little peek,” Wendi explained. “But there’s some strange person down there!” “What do you mean?” This caused Subaru to spring out of her bed. “Is it a burglar?” “We’re not sure, but it could be!” Wendi said urgently. “Come on, we’ll show you!” The three cyborgs made their way downstairs on their tip toes, careful not to cause the floorboards to creek. They poked their heads through the doorway into the living room, where they saw a large shadow shuffling in the blackness. ‘See, we told you!’ Nove said mentally. ‘You’re right!’ Subaru frowned. ‘There’s no way I’m letting some crook steal Christmas! Let’s get him, girls!’ The other two nodded as they slowly crept into the room. The intruder seemed too busy in whatever he was doing to notice the three girls, so they easily got the drop on him. With suppressed battle cries, they jumped him and let their fists do all the talking. The shadow gave muted yelps of pain as he was pummelled until his movement eventually ceased. “Wendi, get the lights!” Subaru ordered. Wendi obliged and with the lights on, the three studied their quarry. He was fat, wore a red suit, and had a fluffy white beard. Subaru, Nove, and Wendi looked at him, then each other, and then him again. “AHHH! WE KILLED SANTA CLAUS!” Subaru and Nove screamed. “… You mean he really exists?” Wendi blinked and then she freaked out. “AND WE KILLED HIM!!!” Subaru is going to be waiting for me under my tree this Christmas, so I felt it fitting that I use her as the starting point. Also, for being my 2nd favourite character I've never written a fic that featured her predominately (except that one time I had her watching GaoGaiGar with Vice ). __________________

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2009-12-16, 13:01	Link #21233
00-Raiser Burst Mode Author Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Windsor, Ontario Age: 37	Of course nobody actually got killed It's going to be pure comedy, of course. Well, it'll try to be, at least. I've never consider myself a funny person, so the humour might be hit or miss. I have a few key gags in mind, but they might only sound funny to me __________________

2009-12-16, 16:39	Link #21238
Kaijo Banned Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Somewhere over the rainbow, in a house dropped on an ugly, old woman.	Okay, here is my Christmas fic for you all, since it doesn't look like I'll get to the fics that people want to see until sometime after Christmas. But I did manage to whip this up at work, over the course of a couple of days. Hope it entertains... Spoiler for Vivio's Close Encounter of the Jolly Kind: Vivio's Close Encounter of the Jolly Kind Twas the night before Christmas, a holiday not without merit, Not a creature was stirring, not even a ferret. The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that a gift-giver soon would be there. An adpoted daughter was nestled all snug in her bed, While visions of Kaiser form danced in her head. With her mammas in their big bed, and her unable to sleep she crept out her room, on her presents to peep When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, she peeked out a window, to see what was the matter. Her first thoughts that came, that she wanted to know, was "Since when did Clanagan ever get snow?" The twin moons alighted the shiny white stuff, "But to make a snowman," she pondered. "Was there enough?" When, what to her wondering eyes should appear, But a miniature sleigh, and eight costumed reindeer. With a little mage driver, the mistress of cosplay, Vivo knew in a moment it must be Hayate. And in a manner the young girl thought was quite lame, The fake Clause cracked a whip, while she called them by name! "Now Signum! Now, Vita! Now, Shamal and Yuuno! On, Zafira! On, Arf-san! On Lindy and Chrono!" "Hayate," whined Vita. "Could you at least lose the whip?" "Reindeer don't speak!" she shot back. "So don't give me no lip!" With the attitude of salarymen, tired from work, The "reindeer" huffed under the cosplayer-gone-berserk. So up to the house-top the coursers they flew, With the sleigh full of toys pulled by a strange, motley crew. And then, in a twinkling, she heard on the roof the sound of annoyed people, and one tired woof Vivio dashed for cover, while Ms. Claus was ported in revealing the fact the fact that she was no longer thin She was dressed all in fur, from her foot to her head, demonstrating the main reason why she was still quite unwed A bundle of gifts she had flung on her back, And she looked rather gleeful, just opening her pack. She paused for a moment, to adjust her large beard the entire situation, the eight-year-old finding quite wierd. She even came with a couple of small floating elves, who seemed a bit defeated, quite embarrassed themselves "Did we really have to wear these outfits?" Agito complained. Rein's eyes widened, the color from her face being drained. "I'm sorry," Hayate told her, "if it's not to your liking; I've got more outfits; how about a cute, little Viking?" "I get the point!" Agito said, her hands in a defensive position. "Good!" Hayate smiled. "Now shall we get on with our mission?" The whole group of them, Vivio found quite insane; But they were bringing more presents, so who was she to complain? They spoke not a word, but went straight to their work, Although Agito mumbled something that sounded like "jerk." After they had finished laying out their huge stash, Hayate Claus gave the signal, and they disappeared with a flash! She sprang to her sleigh, to her team cracked a whip, And away they all flew, to continue their trip. Then Hayate exclaimed, as she drove out of sight, "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"