A Laugh A Day

[klowny]

Originally Posted by Oppius

Not really funny but it just really weird and it don't seems to be fit in any other threads...

Spoiler for WTF!:

I decided to give a f*ck to School Days DVD. Forgive me Idolmaster and Jinki-Extended fans because that signal is not aimed towards them.

this was posted already and yeah i thought it wasn't licensed in the US

Originally Posted by mg1942

This is for those who are familiar with this meme... (if not, staaay away)

Spoiler for delicious cake:

i lol'd

[kenjiharima]

Originally Posted by Kagedanji

I couldn't stop laughing in the process of posing these:

Spoiler for CCC...:

CROSS COUNTER!

LOL!

Viral - Kyyyaaarrrhhh! *punches*
Kamina - Viral look at the camera and say cheese!
Viral - what? ugh! *Cross Counter!*

[MisterJB]

[gummybear]

I must warn you, you HAVE TO watch the entire thing in order to under stand what happened, or else it will make no sense to you!

Spoiler for warning, lots of "F" words:

[Kagedanji]

Originally Posted by kenjiharima

LOL!

Viral - Kyyyaaarrrhhh! *punches*
Kamina - Viral look at the camera and say cheese!
Viral - what? ugh! *Cross Counter!*

That's not all.

Spoiler for ...:

"HEAVENLY BARRAGE OF MANLY SOULS RUSH!!!!!"

[Patriot's Blade]

why "Dragonball Evolution" sucks?

[Oppius]

I just found this one but beware very long post!!!

Spoiler for Top 100 activities you can do with no skirt on!:

1. Write silly lists

2. Admire your awesome panties of your choice

3. Play monopoly

4. Play monopoly with friends who don’t have skirts on

5. Talk to your boyfriend on phone and say: “Guess what?” “What?” “I have no skirt on ”

6. Ring him back and explain that you were joking or that you put your skirts back on

7. Grin because you didn’t bother putting skirts on

8. Play Persona 4

9. Play Persona 4 and cosplay as Chie Satonaka minus the skirt

10. Swim in the pool

11. Swim in the pool with no skirts on because you were told by a crazy guy to do it.

12. Run around

13. Run around with other friends

14. Throw a skirt-less party(for girls only)

15. Claim to be wearing “Invisible skirt”

16. Play dead.

17. Play hide and seek.

18. Do parkour whilst having your skirt on your head and making out with a cyborg monkey and eating an egg which has twigs in it

19. Saturday Night Fever dancing.

20. Do your finances

21. Walk the dog in the park

22. Visit the bank

23. Dive into a pool full of guys whilst shouting “LOOK GUYS I’M SHIRLEY SKIRTLESS!!!!”

24. Pray that your panties don’t come off when you dive in

25. When they do come off hope that everyone thinks your still wearing the panties.

26. Exercise

27. Listen to music

28. Watch movies (Anything but pornography and erotica)

29. Walk up to a group of people you don’t know and say “You know it’s so nice out I think I’ll let it hang out!” *thumbs up and huge grin*

30. Do a TV show.

31. Eat ice cream with your boyfriend.

32. Discuss philosophy and the meaning of the universe in regards to skirts.

33. Protest against skirts about how they are the shackles on the people that must be smashed

34. Think about girls or boys in a way that isn’t sexual (in hindsight DO NOT DO THAT).

35. Read magazines

36. Attack old people

37. Put fireworks down your panties

38. Listen to people say “Are you insane??"

39. Let off the fireworks

40. Hear people say “YOU REALLY ARE MOTHERF*CKIN' INSANE!!”

41. Go to an expensive restaurant and try to get a table

42. If you get a table order soup

43. Place the front of your skirts (which you should have with you but not wearing) in the soup.

44. Say “Waitress there appears to be a fly in my soup!”

45. If you do however get kicked out rant as you are being thrown out that you had blouse and shoes so where was your service??

46. Walk around the streets at night grinning

47. Run from the people who will bash you

48. Go to an open mike night and read out sophisticated poetry (about skirts)

49. Base Jump

50. Go bowling

51. Attack the President (If you like him hug him, carry a screw driver with you, or if you really don’t like him or you love him a lot: please wear a nailbomb)

52. Play Paintball!

53. Go to the local McDonalds and ask for your skirts as free prize

54. Walk around town with friends and comment on the “idiocy of people who don’t wear shoes whilst in public”

55. Bird Watch

56. Go fishing

57. Give a lecture at a great university

58. Do yoga

59. Play any JRPG game and pretend all female characters lose their skirts.

60. Be the life of the party, taking your skirts off at the party is one thing but turning up before without ‘em on is seriously cool!

61. Make out with a good looking guy (but don’t go to the next base)

62. Do your learners

63. Start a new skirtless fashion fad

64. Loiter in the street

65. Try to convince loiterers to do something fun

66. Swim with the dolphins

67. Swim with the sharks

68. Watch anime(except hentai of course)

69. Laugh at the number 69

70. Do nothing - just bask in your lack of skirts

71. Ride the LRT and don’t buy a ticket

72. When you get kicked off the LRT because you weren’t wearing skirts laugh manically because you didn’t have a ticket in the first place.... mwuhahaha!

73. Plot a skirtless world domination

74. Go to the theatre

75. When its in a really quiet scene stand up and shout “OH MY GOD SOMEONE HAS STOLEN MY SKIRT!” wait a moment then say “Oh false alarm people I’m just not wearing any.”

76. Attack the Israeli soldiers

77. Run like hell if the Israeli soldiers shoot at you back

78. Use Yahoo Messenger

79. Try to convince people to take off their skirts too

80. Create an apocalypse cult dedicated to the removal of skirts

81. Ice-skating on the rink

82. Cover yourself in mustard

83. Get a same-sex friend to lick it off (avoid sexual zones – nipples, genitals, arse, nose.)

84. Videolog on Youtube.

85. Go to the gym

86. Pump iron and have a conversation with other gymgoers

87. Get stoned

88. Tell people that you wouldn’t be wearing skirts if you were sober.

89. Rap (seriously rappers might as well not be wearing skirts)

90. Go to the football

91. Catfights with the other girls

92. Catfights with the other girls who had no skirts on

93. Win (only if you’re any good) For God's sake, don't do anything associated with talking about catfights.

94. Start a skirtless religion

95. Fly a plane

96. Go to the beach

97. Karaoke

98. Say "Hi Handsome!" to any passing guy

99. Go to the sauna

100. Go buy some skirts

[Urzu 7]

http://www.boingboing.net/2009/08/07...orida-man.html

Man blames cat for child porn.

[Raiga]

Originally Posted by Urzu 7

http://www.boingboing.net/2009/08/07...orida-man.html

Man blames cat for child porn.

Most epic excuse ever. "It wasn't me! My cat's a fucking pedophile I tell you! She'd threaten to claw me when I wouldn't let her use the internet!"

[kenjiharima]

Originally Posted by Kagedanji

That's not all.

Spoiler for ...:

"HEAVENLY BARRAGE OF MANLY SOULS RUSH!!!!!"

Man! That's why I love Revoltech!

On Topic.

Spoiler for Mr.President:

[Dilla]

Princess Peach<3

[Patriot's Blade]

an example of cheap & easy to made costumes...

[klowny]

[othera]

Originally Posted by Urzu 7

http://www.boingboing.net/2009/08/07...orida-man.html

Man blames cat for child porn.

He is jail, with bail set at a quarter million dollars. His cat roams free.

He is jail,

but damn, awesome excuse. It was the cat

[nanafan]

that story is hilarious, the comments made me lol nice pics too.

[Ebichuman]

Uncomfortable Plot Summaries

Here are a few:
ALIENS: An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications.
BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill.
BEAUTY AND THE BEAST: Peasant girl develops Stockholm Syndrome.
BEOWULF: Colonists hire assassin to drive natives from land.
BLADE: Obsessed loner stalks minority group.
FALLING DOWN: Life is difficult for white men.

[Nobodyman9]

Originally Posted by Ebichuman

Uncomfortable Plot Summaries

Here are a few:
ALIENS: An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications.
BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill.
BEAUTY AND THE BEAST: Peasant girl develops Stockholm Syndrome.
BEOWULF: Colonists hire assassin to drive natives from land.
BLADE: Obsessed loner stalks minority group.
FALLING DOWN: Life is difficult for white men.

Ha ha, I was just reading through all of them, and I think what would be a really neat idea is if someone actually gave the description first and then people could guess what the movie is XD

[Gin]

[Patriot's Blade]

^ sand ninjas, they are badass unless they raid a crowded beach

[kenjiharima]

Punch Out WII Live Action! lol

Actually old Punch Out WII promo commercials. Pretty awesome and funny at the same time.

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