A Laugh A Day

[SaintessHeart]

Originally Posted by Kitsune

Hitler's last weapon...

Spoiler for Hitler started it...:

That is one laughable irony. It is pretty much a fact.

[KimmyChan]

[Solafighter]

[KimmyChan]

[Ebichuman]

Originally Posted by KimmyChan

Hah, it must be the killer rabbit from Monty Python's Holy Grail.

[klowny]

LOLSERVED

[Kitsune]

Men have Wii, from now on women have Shii

[KimmyChan]

[Solafighter]

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This for my neighbor girl, who greets me every day and tries to go out with me.
This is for my feemale workmate, who tries to invite me to a dinner over and over again.
And this is for my mom, who took care of me for such a long time.
There is something i want to tell all of you.
I. AM. GAY.
And this is good like it is.
~~Radio. Goes through the ear, stays in head.
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From a radio commercial, i heart some days ago.

[KimmyChan]

That's really good Sola, I'm liking that a lot

[Ebichuman]

Originally Posted by Kitsune

Men have Wii, from now on women have Shii

lol, Suckend Life! She even makes the gulping motion at the end, ewwww.

[KimmyChan]

[Solafighter]

[KimmyChan]

Originally Posted by Solafighter

Lol! I like that a lot! Made me laugh so much!

[Solafighter]

Yeah.. A japanese friend asked me today "And, how is the swine flu in germany?".

[LeoXiao]

Originally Posted by Hs Vi Germania

A bit blasphemy ...

Spoiler for space:

Funny but a bit too heavy on the use of "lol."

[Spectacular_Insanity]

Originally Posted by Solafighter

Hahahahaha, glad to see the pilot is... on top of things?

[KimmyChan]

[Solafighter]

Originally Posted by KimmyChan

I dont get this one.

Whats funny about that?

Spoiler for Teacher jokes:

Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that won't freeze ?
Pupil: Hot water !

Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days ?
Pupil: All of them !

Why was the head teacher worried ?
Because there were so many rulers in the school !

Teacher: I told you to stand at the end of the line ?
Pupil: I tried, but there was someone already there !

Teacher: If I bought a hundred current buns for a dollar, what would each bun be ?
Pupil: Stale !

Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow ?
Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass !

Teacher: What is "can't" short for ?
Pupil: Can not miss.

Teacher: and what is "don't" short for
Pupil: Doughnut !

Teacher: Can anyone tell me what the Dog Star is ?
Pupil: Lassie !

Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia ?
Pupil: Holding up the telegraph lines !

Teacher: Why are you standing on your head ?
Pupil: I'm just turning over things in my mind, sir !

Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it ?
Pupil: I don't know teacher. What will you give me ?

Spoiler for sex joke:

A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt comes to his table and asks, "What would you like, sir?"
He looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful frame top to bottom, then answers, "A quickie."
The waitress turns and walks away in disgust. After she regains her composure she returns and asks again, "What would you like, sir?" Again the man thoroughly checks her out and again answers, "A quickie, please."
This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps him across the face with a resounding "SMACK!" and storms away.
A man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers, "Um, Pal, I think it's pronounced 'quiche'."

[KimmyChan]

I think it's supposed to be funny cos of the fact that it's a girl playing the gory monster game & not getting scared by it, wheras the guy is, a slight role reversal