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Captain Yoruichi · 2008-10-14, 01:43

Yamamoto and Ichigo having a conversation.

Ichigo: So, you're pretty old, huh?
Yamamoto: ...
Ichigo: Doesn't it get boring? I mean, sleep, eat, fight, wash rinse repeat? What else is there to do in Soul Society?
Yamamoto: ...
Ichigo: Wait, do you even fight?
Yamamoto: ...
Ichigo (scoots closer and looks about furtively): Ok, now for the real question: What do you do about women? I mean, you have to want to ...do things...every once in a while, right?
Yamamoto: Kurotsuchi made me a doll.
Ichigo: O_O

tbl · 2008-10-15, 03:42

Yoruichi: So Ichigo, I'm going to teach you how to get a Bankai.
Ichigo: Silly kittie, Bankais are for kids. I have this instead.
Yoruichi: What's that?
Ichigo: It's an IMI large caliber gas-operated semi-automatic Mark VII Dessert Eagle .44 Magnum.
Yoruichi:

Cub-Sama · 2008-10-17, 17:48

Yuzu: My life is actually important in Bleach

mugenTaichou · 2008-10-18, 03:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by tbl

Yoruichi: So Ichigo, I'm going to teach you how to get a Bankai.
Ichigo: Silly kittie, Bankais are for kids. I have this instead.
Yoruichi: What's that?
Ichigo: It's an IMI large caliber gas-operated semi-automatic Mark VII Dessert Eagle .44 Magnum.
Yoruichi:

Ichigo: This is the Magnum .44, the most powerful gun in the world. Do you feel lucky, shinigami?
Byakuya: O_o

tbl · 2008-10-18, 05:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by mugenTaichou

Ichigo: This is the Magnum .44, the most powerful gun in the world. Do you feel lucky, shinigami?
Byakuya: O_o

The .44 Magnum isn't a gun. Just saying

Lelouch*Vi*Britannia · 2008-10-18, 08:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spectacular_Insanity

*Rukia & company in Seireitei during Soul Society arc*

Rukia: I'm not a witch I'm not a witch!
Yamamoto: But you are dressed as one.
Rukia: They dressed me up like this!
Crowd: No we didn't!
Rukia: And this isn't my nose, it's a false one.
Yamamoto: *lifts up false nose* Well...?
Ichimaru: Well, we did do the nose.
Yamamoto: The nose?
Ichimaru: ...and the hat, but she is a witch!
Crowd: Yeah! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her!
Yamamoto: Did you dress her up like this?
Ichimaru: No!
Aizen: No!
Tousen, Aizen: No!
Tousen: No!
Ichimaru: No!
Tousen, Aizen: No!
Ichimaru: Yes.
Aizen: Yes.
Ichimaru: Yeah a bit.
Tousen: A bit.
Ichimaru, Aizen: A bit!
Aizen: A bit.
Ichimaru: But she has got a wart!
Random Shinigami in Crowd: *cough, cough*

lol, you got that from the monty python quest for the holy grail xD

Cub-Sama · 2008-10-19, 16:52

Ulquiorra: Ichigo you must be wondering did I fire 5 balas or 10...
Ichigo: How many did you fire?
Ulquiorra: 3

Scarlett_Rain55 · 2008-10-19, 19:12

Tatsuki: Orihime wear this outfit, you'll look so sexy!
Orihime: but i can't possibly...
Rukia: Yeah, dont force her to wear such a scandalous, demoralizing, trashy outfit to win ichigo's heart. That's a cheap tactic!
Orihime: she's right!
Tatsuki: bBut ichigo will start to notice you more Orihime, isn't that what you want? Besides whenever you put this bra on you jiggle like jelly. Ichigo loves that!...Don't you want to impress him?
Orihime: Yes, but well not like that!
Ichigo: Actually Orihime, if you want to get my attention. You have to wear nothing.

tbl · 2008-10-20, 01:23

Kon: Oh, so that cat Yoruichi was actually a woman. I should've known. She didn't like me. Girls... never... like me.
Ichigo: Kon, I don't think anyone likes you.
Kon: I like me

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scarlett_Rain55

Tatsuki: Orihime wear this outfit, you'll look so sexy!
Orihime: but i can't possibly...
Rukia: Yeah, dont force her to wear such a scandalous, demoralizing, trashy outfit to win ichigo's heart. That's a cheap tactic!
Orihime: she's right!
Tatsuki: bBut ichigo will start to notice you more Orihime, isn't that what you want? Besides whenever you put this bra on you jiggle like jelly. Ichigo loves that!...Don't you want to impress him?
Orihime: Yes, but well not like that!
Ichigo: Actually Orihime, if you want to get my attention. You have to wear nothing.

Ichigo: Actually Orihime, if you want to get my attention. You have to wear nothing. Or get captured by Aizen. Either way.

Mr. DJ · 2008-10-20, 06:34

Chizuru - I like men

Omaeda - salad please, w/ lowfat dressing

Unohana - let him die

Mayuri - pfft science, magic is where it's at

mugenTaichou · 2008-10-20, 08:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by tbl

The .44 Magnum isn't a gun. Just saying

no prob, it's a quote from resident evil 2 game xD

HayashiTakara · 2008-10-20, 11:12

Ichigo: (in a McDonalds uniform) Would you like fries with that?

Cub-Sama · 2008-10-20, 11:58

Yama-jii: Eww! I never knew that's where babies come from

tbl · 2008-10-20, 21:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by mugenTaichou

no prob, it's a quote from resident evil 2 game xD

That must have been a Dirty Harry reference.

Satsuki Yuuhi Ramius · 2008-10-22, 21:01

Aizen: I hate tea! Give me some beer!

Langus · 2008-10-23, 02:31

Orihime (to Tesla):

Spoiler for Profanity:

Cub-Sama · 2008-10-23, 11:18

Orihime: Screw waiting for Ichigo *tears of sleaves and 1/2 of her HM dress* I dare you to come against someone who can reject your birth from reality

Utsukushii Hono'o · 2008-10-25, 04:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by tbl

Ichimaru: It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

Breakfast at the Kurosakis

Ichigo: This time it was toast, Rukia. This time...

This especially made laugh out loud "This time it was toast, Rukia. This time..."

Ishida: Form feet and legs...
Chad...Forms arms and body...
Ichigo: And...I'll form...I form...uh...I'll form...
Rukia: Dumb ass it's the head!

tbl · 2008-10-25, 06:14

Ishida: We have surpassed Quincey and Shinigami power, isn't that right Ichigo?
Ichigo: That's right Uryuu.
Ishida & Ichigo: Wonder Twin Powers Activate!
Ishida: Shape of an eagle.
Ichigo: Form of water.

Yamamoto: How can I be this freakin' powerful and still need Viagra?

Syphen · 2008-10-25, 07:13

Quote:

Originally Posted by tbl

Breakfast at the Kurosakis
[Toast pops out of the toaster]
Ichigo: Ah, Hollow! Getsuga Tenshō!!!
Rukia: Um Ichigo, isn't that just toast?
Ichigo: This time it was toast, Rukia. This time...

haha, loved it.

2008-10-15, 03:42	Link #602
tbl Affably Evil Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Hammerspace or Australia, I forget which	Yoruichi: So Ichigo, I'm going to teach you how to get a Bankai. Ichigo: Silly kittie, Bankais are for kids. I have this instead. Yoruichi: What's that? Ichigo: It's an IMI large caliber gas-operated semi-automatic Mark VII Dessert Eagle .44 Magnum. Yoruichi: __________________ Destroy. Destroy. Destroy. Slowly, completely, gently beyond comparison, cruelly to the point of numbness, I'll violate your life. That's right. The instant I rip off your limbs, tear open your rib and pull out your intestines, biting into your neck as you scream in agony, chewing through your eyes as I ignore your pleas for mercy and spreading your brains on the ground like butter! I am sane, well more or less

2008-10-17, 17:48	Link #603
Cub-Sama Member of DOLLARS Artist Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: In the magical land of Moonswell pass Age: 28	Yuzu: My life is actually important in Bleach __________________ We are DOLLARS, credit for sig goes to CMHerrera-chan

2008-10-19, 16:52	Link #607
Cub-Sama Member of DOLLARS Artist Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: In the magical land of Moonswell pass Age: 28	Ulquiorra: Ichigo you must be wondering did I fire 5 balas or 10... Ichigo: How many did you fire? Ulquiorra: 3 __________________ We are DOLLARS, credit for sig goes to CMHerrera-chan

2008-10-20, 11:12	Link #612
HayashiTakara Chicken or Beef? Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Seattle Age: 41	Ichigo: (in a McDonalds uniform) Would you like fries with that? __________________ http://htakara82.deviantart.com/

2008-10-20, 11:58	Link #613
Cub-Sama Member of DOLLARS Artist Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: In the magical land of Moonswell pass Age: 28	Yama-jii: Eww! I never knew that's where babies come from __________________ We are DOLLARS, credit for sig goes to CMHerrera-chan

2008-10-14, 01:43	Link #601
Captain Yoruichi Yoruichi Biased! ^_^ Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: California	Yamamoto and Ichigo having a conversation. Ichigo: So, you're pretty old, huh? Yamamoto: ... Ichigo: Doesn't it get boring? I mean, sleep, eat, fight, wash rinse repeat? What else is there to do in Soul Society? Yamamoto: ... Ichigo: Wait, do you even fight? Yamamoto: ... Ichigo (scoots closer and looks about furtively): Ok, now for the real question: What do you do about women? I mean, you have to want to ...do things...every once in a while, right? Yamamoto: Kurotsuchi made me a doll. Ichigo: O_O

2008-10-19, 19:12	Link #608
Scarlett_Rain55 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007	Tatsuki: Orihime wear this outfit, you'll look so sexy! Orihime: but i can't possibly... Rukia: Yeah, dont force her to wear such a scandalous, demoralizing, trashy outfit to win ichigo's heart. That's a cheap tactic! Orihime: she's right! Tatsuki: bBut ichigo will start to notice you more Orihime, isn't that what you want? Besides whenever you put this bra on you jiggle like jelly. Ichigo loves that!...Don't you want to impress him? Orihime: Yes, but well not like that! Ichigo: Actually Orihime, if you want to get my attention. You have to wear nothing.

2008-10-20, 06:34	Link #610
Mr. DJ Schwing! Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Central Texas Age: 39	Chizuru - I like men Omaeda - salad please, w/ lowfat dressing Unohana - let him die Mayuri - pfft science, magic is where it's at

2008-10-22, 21:01	Link #615
Satsuki Yuuhi Ramius Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Indonesia Age: 31	Aizen: I hate tea! Give me some beer! __________________

2008-10-23, 02:31	Link #616
Langus Optimus Prime Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Japan/Canada Age: 39	Orihime (to Tesla): Spoiler for Profanity: You know what? To hell with this! I'm tired of waiting for that jack ass to rescue me. Fucking useless is what HE is. Just look at him, getting his ass kicked all over Kingdom Come. And you, you can get your hand OFF my shoulder. What, you thought you could go for a nice titty grope while your boss wasn't looking? Do you have any idea what Aizen-sama would do to you if he knew? Yeah that's right, be afraid. I'll fucking OWN your ass PUNK! __________________ (This magnificent sig. is courtesy of the talented Kuroda )

2008-10-23, 11:18	Link #617
Cub-Sama Member of DOLLARS Artist Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: In the magical land of Moonswell pass Age: 28	Orihime: Screw waiting for Ichigo tears of sleaves and 1/2 of her HM dress I dare you to come against someone who can reject your birth from reality __________________ We are DOLLARS, credit for sig goes to CMHerrera-chan

2008-10-25, 06:14	Link #619
tbl Affably Evil Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Hammerspace or Australia, I forget which	Ishida: We have surpassed Quincey and Shinigami power, isn't that right Ichigo? Ichigo: That's right Uryuu. Ishida & Ichigo: Wonder Twin Powers Activate! Ishida: Shape of an eagle. Ichigo: Form of water. Yamamoto: How can I be this freakin' powerful and still need Viagra? __________________ Destroy. Destroy. Destroy. Slowly, completely, gently beyond comparison, cruelly to the point of numbness, I'll violate your life. That's right. The instant I rip off your limbs, tear open your rib and pull out your intestines, biting into your neck as you scream in agony, chewing through your eyes as I ignore your pleas for mercy and spreading your brains on the ground like butter! I am sane, well more or less