Touma's favored dirty tactics shine through here. But is it really dirty fighting when you see how broken his enemies are?
Some quotes to laugh over:
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“Wait, Othinus!! Don’t put me in a headlock while dressed in that ‘new style of bikini’ that would shock even female wrestlers! It’ll do more damage to you in the en- vwah!!”
Even with a girl’s soft underarm and arm pressing against his head, Kamijou Touma remained a gentleman.
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Touman, always thinking of the girl.
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“I-if you’re gonna conveniently teleport us around the planet, why didn’t you bring us closer?”
“Don’t be silly. How many tens of thousands of kilometers do you think that spell took us? This is a decent margin of error. Really, you should be praising my skill since we didn’t crash into the Himalayas on the way and we weren’t dumped into the middle of the ocean.”
“Quick question: did the other members of Gremlin do everything they could to stop you from using that spell, by any chance? Did they insist on using boats and airplanes when traveling?”
“Shut up. We need to get back on topic. How do you plan to safely travel three or four hundred kilometers? The coalition forces will be laying out a search network as we speak.”
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Even Othinus has her awkward moments.
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Othinus had her doubts, but Kamijou Touma’s face was devoid of worry thanks to his experience of travelling from England to Russia while only speaking Japanese like an old woman from Kansai. He was either quite accustomed to travel or very stupid.
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Maybe he's both?
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“There’s nothing at all.”
“No, there isn’t.”
“I haven’t seen a single car for a while now.”
“Th-this isn’t good. My teeth are chattering from the cold. W-what country is A Dog of Flanders from? I feel like I’m experiencing the authentic version of that.”
“Don’t worry. That was set in Belgium.”
“Phew.”
“Denmark is the home of The Little Match Girl.”
“Oh, god. That’s fifty or even a hundred more steps into the realm of tragedy!!”
Illusions of salt, butter, and corn started appearing in the back of his mind again. Letting one’s guard down while lighting a match could lead to having one’s soul taken away. Someone who has been badly burned must not be given water to drink, and this was the opposite version of that.
Othinus's large witch’s hat swayed as she tilted her head.
“If you’re hungry, go search through that cave over there. As is the case in snowy countries, bears are always quite close by.”
“This just keeps getting worse!! There’s no way my death will be peaceful!!”
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Touma, please don't give ominous statements like that.
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As he stood there, someone tapped on his shoulder from behind.
“Don’t worry.”
It was Othinus.
“Mushroom clouds can be created by more than just nukes. Any explosion with enough force can do it. Large fuel-air bombs or thermobaric bombs should be able to pull it off, so…”
“No,” muttered Kamijou. “Only Academy City would be able to do this. And if they’re going this all-out, it’ll never end this easily! Mass-produced military clones, AIM thought entities, supersonic bombers, powered suits, cyborgs, and Rensa. I haven’t seen everything, but the glimpses I have seen are enough to know they’ll go farther than this if they’re serious!!”
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He'd positively freak if he knew about the entity other than Hyouka that existed in the city.
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Accelerator clicked his tongue in annoyance, but then realized something.
“Wait. What am I supposed to do with this unconscious girl?”
He received no response.
At the end of it all, some shackles had been prepared for that monster. Being played that perfectly ticked him off.
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Accelerator got owned not once, but twice. Must suck to be him this time.
