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Bronwen Stx · 2004-05-04, 00:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by Riese

Kaoru-san I hope you enjoyed Sakura's...backfiring too. Hee hee!! Hobo milkshaked. Damn that's f**ked up. Damn, what have I started!

Slade Great photochop as always! I'm suprised more people haven't used the free feel Kabuto copped.

To continue the puppy storyline:
Itachi: What's this. A stray? Hmm...Has a collar. "Black Hayate."
::looks around...No one's there::
"Mine!"

Sharky: What's that wriggling in your coat?!

Itachi: Nothing...um...Just jerking off.

Sharky: Up by your neck? ((goddamn, NO ONE has a dick that long...))

Itachi: Umm.....Shit. *MANGE SHARINGAN* For the next 32 hours, you're just...going to...uh...see...everyone jerking off! No dogs here!
::cuddles Black Hayate::
================================================== ========
For all you perverts out there:

Kakashi: Shoot, you blocked my 10,000 years of pain! And now I'm all bent over...and open to attack....

Sharky: Hee hee, when I use the Samehada, It's 10 *billion* years of Pain.

-----
Konohamaru: Legend has it that if we meditate with a stick up our ass and get really quiet, we can still hear him screaming from the moon....

Excellent. Excellent. I especially like the puppy one. Heehee. And Konohamaru! Hee.

Kouji · 2004-05-04, 00:13

Just marvelous

Asuma: NINPOU! SHIN SHRYUKEN! (rising dragon punch)
Naruto: NINPOU! TATSU MAKI SENPUU KYAKU (whirlwind kick)

Gpooj · 2004-05-04, 01:42

-BEWARE, most of this post is off-topic and retarded, read at your own risk!

(not an actual spoiler though)

Spoiler:

Iruka (to class):
"Ok class, it's time to learn about, well, looks like it's..."
*squints at book*
"Cheese day? Ok, we're learning about cheese today.

Native only to Water Country and eastern and southern Wind Country, the cheese is the sole member of the dairy family Ornitlokoynchidnot. It is one of two eaty things that form the order of cheeseitonia (cheese-laying mammals), the other being Sand's spiny cheese. The name cheese is derived from the Greek che meaning "eat" and ese meaning "now," a reference to the cheese's webbed feet. The cheese, also known as the cheeser, cheeseo, or cheeseie, is a shy, reclusive product that lives near lakes and streams.
The cheese is most notable for having a broad, flat, rubbery curd or "snout" and for laying milk instead of giving birth to donkies as do most dairy products. It has a squat body, short splayed legs, webbed feet, and a long stinger. The body is about 14 inches (36 centimeters) long, and the stinger is roughly 5 inches (13 centimeters) in length. The body and stinger are covered with a soft, dense layer of wax that varies in color from yellowish to dark brown. The adult male is slightly larger than the female and has hollow spurs connected to venom glands on the ankle of each hind leg. The poison, while not fatal to humans, can be quite painful. The spurs are used in combat when males fight to protect their territory and to determine which of them will mate with the females.

When reports from the Sand of the cheese's existence first reached Konoha in the time of the 2nd hokage, jounin scientists dismissed the cheese as a hoax. The idea of an milk-laying cheese seemed impossible. Naturalists in Hidden Mist Village provided proof of their claims, however, by sending a live specimen back to Konoha. Faced with such evidence, the scientific community was forced to recognize the cheese as a legitimate new species.
Although bizarre in appearance, the cheese is perfectly adapted to its semiaquatic life in sandwiches and refridgerators. It is an excellent sitter and is able to sit for up to five years. The wax and cloth to the inner cheese lie on each side of the bulb in a furrow that can be closed when the cheese is under water. Since there are no external teeth, the cheese can neither see nor hear when being eaten. It must depend on its rubbery, sensitive snout to uncover bakers, ducks, and monkies in the muddy bottoms of lakes or streams. A voracious eater, the cheese consumes nearly its own weight in food every 2346 years. It forages at night, resting during the day in burrows dug out of nearby dairy hampers.

The breeding season of the adult cheese is from July to October, and mating takes place in the fridge. The female digs a winding, intricate burrow deep into the freezer and builds a nest in which to Naruto rules! Ha Ha Iruk...a..."

Naruto: "snickers"

Iruka: "Naruto... hold still, I need to KILL YOU!"

Kouji · 2004-05-04, 01:58

Sasuke *draws a transmutation symbol, then claps his hands and places them on the circle* Yosh, here I go *the circle begins to glow and out materializes Cloud's Ultima sword*

Not bad, I could actually use this to kick Oro's ass with.

Palani · 2004-05-04, 05:32

And again this thread is going way off-topic. Try and keep your parodies in the Naruto Universe. Or Elvenpath will come in and will award you with temporary bans or thread closure. At least that was about what was said in the forum discussion.

Back on Topic.

Naruto: What did you say?? I want to be Hokage. You must have misunderstood I want to be SlowKage. King of everyone who doesn't train and eats Ramen all day.

Sasuke: I don't want to kill my brother. I want to thank him for taking care of all the people who laughed at me because I couldn't use my sharingan at the age of 12.

Sakura: I'm not useless ........ That really won't ever happen.

Kouji · 2004-05-04, 10:15

I just did what Sasuke would never say. I didn't go off topic.

Shikamaru: This' great *is now looking at the newly released ch 214*
Naruto: Yeah it sure is.

pathyfinder · 2004-05-04, 11:02

I still can't get this picture out of my head that Karou put there!

Kabuto and Oro are stoned drunk and pissed off about their failings.

Kabuto knowing Oro can barely even now move his legs, has a grin come across his face and puts his evil plan into place.

Kabuto: Oh goody goody I've always wanted to have tea with Mrs. Nesbit! *jumping up and down like a school girl on too much candy*

Oro: Fine Fine, SO I AM Mrs. Nesbit. *blurts it out and passes out*
He is wearing a funny lacy lady hat, victorian style.

Kabuto: Get's pissed off because "Mrs. Nesbit" isn't raising her pinky while drinking! In fact "Mrs. Nesbit" Isn't even drinking the fine Tea that Kabuto has prepared with all his heart and soal.

So the moral of the story is when you are drunk and your friends dress you up from a scene from "Toy Story" you better raise your dam pinky.

Spoiler for notaspoiler:

Kouji · 2004-05-04, 11:04

Jiraiya - I think I'll stop womanizing.
Advisors (ep 81) - great idea.

pathyfinder · 2004-05-04, 11:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kouji

Jiraiya - I think I'll stop womanizing.
Advisors (ep 81) - great idea.

uhm... this has been said like several times in the last 100 pages of this thread, plus the advisors really would think it's a great idea! So this joke really doesn't fit IMO.

nh1 · 2004-05-04, 11:46

Naruto: OMFG! Those chicks are hot!
a bit off topic, but
Sasuke & Orochimaru: Ah! I know!

Ebisu: Konohamaru, you shouldn't be late for class!
a bit off topic, but
Kakashi: Yeah, seriously. People who come late are worse than trash!

Jiraiya: I just gave out another book, it's about children making love
a bit off topic, but
Orochimaru: What the hell?! That's just gross!

Shay · 2004-05-04, 11:55

Chouji: No barbaque for me thanks, Im watching my figure.

Kouji · 2004-05-04, 12:09

in response to shinobi_shay

Shikamaru: Finally Chouji's coming around
Ino: Yeah, I'm definitely impressed
Asuma: That's what I'm talking about.

Slade · 2004-05-04, 17:32

Today's Episode Of Konoha's Most Wanted...

What you're about to see is a accurate recreation of what happened on the night of May 4th, 2004. These scenes might scare and shock you... viewer discretion is advised.

Spoiler:

Kaoru · 2004-05-04, 20:03

"Miss Viagra"

Wow never knew Ninja Viagra was for women too!

Quite the SMASH hit in Konoha!

*calls that 1 800 number only to find Sasuke has been hogging up the lines for hours trying to get ahold of Itachi*
Asuma: Um...did anyone tell him that it's NOT toll free?

All tied up...

Jiraiya Damn that woman! To think that I was foiled by her breasts and taken as hostage. Although I kinda like it. All that talk about abstinance was just to get her in my pants. Women fall for that kinda talk, right?!

Kabuto Serves you right after all that Ninja Viagra you stole from me asshole. I had a deposit on that!

*reaches in back pocket and pops one in* OH YEAH IT'S PARTAH TIME!!

Kakashi I wonder if Naruto will notice and try to "think" of a way to get us out of here. I mean...he did learn how to zip his pants for the first time the other day. That means something right?

Hayate Wtf didn't I die last month?

And who's this masochist chick with massive breasts? How much of the manga did I miss??!

At the ramen stand...

Sakura Hey Naruto, haven't you noticed?

Naruto Notice what?

Sakura That we don't have a hokage?!

Naruto Oh yeah...Sakura wanna see me zip my pants!?

Throw me a bone here, I haven't slept much.

...no really, I'm hungry.

Master Ran · 2004-05-04, 20:17

Bronwen Stx · 2004-05-04, 20:25

Quote:

Originally Posted by Master Ran

Gods...help me or I will puke.

Evilbunny · 2004-05-04, 21:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bronwen Stx

Gods...help me or I will puke.

well....i guess it's better than raping him while he's dead.

Bronwen Stx · 2004-05-04, 21:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evilbunny

well....i guess it's better than raping him while he's dead.

True...but still...urked.

hobobaggins · 2004-05-05, 00:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bronwen Stx

Gods...help me or I will puke.

master ran- your drawings amaze me.

(those are yours right??)

whats wrong with doing when dead? err... i mean... NASTY you sick perverted reakf of anture!

i still cant believe that pathyfinder has gone all righteous with the "lets temove the post count" stuff. oh well. thats all bridges under the water.

Quote:

Chouji: No barbaque for me thanks, Im watching my figure.

Naruto: round is a figure...
Chouji: i am speaking figureitivly of figure... dont be so literal jackass!
Naruto: you spelled a word wrong.
Chouji: you are going to have to watch YOUR self skinny boy. (Enders shadow

)
Naruto: whatcha gonna do?
Chouji: eat naruto rendan!

-later-

Sasuke: where did naruto go?
Chouji: dunno... havent seen him
SAsuke: i wanted to see his face when the poison kicked in
Chouji:

Fasces · 2004-05-05, 05:08

Can't resist

Read the first pages. Have NO idea if this has been posted before:

3rd Hokage: "Oro! Please! I'll give you the village, just let me live!"

2004-05-04, 00:13	Link #2182
Kouji StrykerX Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Everett, WA Age: 42	Just marvelous Asuma: NINPOU! SHIN SHRYUKEN! (rising dragon punch) Naruto: NINPOU! TATSU MAKI SENPUU KYAKU (whirlwind kick) __________________

2004-05-04, 01:42	Link #2183
Gpooj Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Space	-BEWARE, most of this post is off-topic and retarded, read at your own risk! (not an actual spoiler though) Spoiler: Iruka (to class): "Ok class, it's time to learn about, well, looks like it's..." squints at book "Cheese day? Ok, we're learning about cheese today. Native only to Water Country and eastern and southern Wind Country, the cheese is the sole member of the dairy family Ornitlokoynchidnot. It is one of two eaty things that form the order of cheeseitonia (cheese-laying mammals), the other being Sand's spiny cheese. The name cheese is derived from the Greek che meaning "eat" and ese meaning "now," a reference to the cheese's webbed feet. The cheese, also known as the cheeser, cheeseo, or cheeseie, is a shy, reclusive product that lives near lakes and streams. The cheese is most notable for having a broad, flat, rubbery curd or "snout" and for laying milk instead of giving birth to donkies as do most dairy products. It has a squat body, short splayed legs, webbed feet, and a long stinger. The body is about 14 inches (36 centimeters) long, and the stinger is roughly 5 inches (13 centimeters) in length. The body and stinger are covered with a soft, dense layer of wax that varies in color from yellowish to dark brown. The adult male is slightly larger than the female and has hollow spurs connected to venom glands on the ankle of each hind leg. The poison, while not fatal to humans, can be quite painful. The spurs are used in combat when males fight to protect their territory and to determine which of them will mate with the females. When reports from the Sand of the cheese's existence first reached Konoha in the time of the 2nd hokage, jounin scientists dismissed the cheese as a hoax. The idea of an milk-laying cheese seemed impossible. Naturalists in Hidden Mist Village provided proof of their claims, however, by sending a live specimen back to Konoha. Faced with such evidence, the scientific community was forced to recognize the cheese as a legitimate new species. Although bizarre in appearance, the cheese is perfectly adapted to its semiaquatic life in sandwiches and refridgerators. It is an excellent sitter and is able to sit for up to five years. The wax and cloth to the inner cheese lie on each side of the bulb in a furrow that can be closed when the cheese is under water. Since there are no external teeth, the cheese can neither see nor hear when being eaten. It must depend on its rubbery, sensitive snout to uncover bakers, ducks, and monkies in the muddy bottoms of lakes or streams. A voracious eater, the cheese consumes nearly its own weight in food every 2346 years. It forages at night, resting during the day in burrows dug out of nearby dairy hampers. The breeding season of the adult cheese is from July to October, and mating takes place in the fridge. The female digs a winding, intricate burrow deep into the freezer and builds a nest in which to Naruto rules! Ha Ha Iruk...a..." Naruto: "snickers" Iruka: "Naruto... hold still, I need to KILL YOU!" Last edited by Gpooj; 2004-05-04 at 01:50. Reason: need fix

2004-05-04, 01:58	Link #2184
Kouji StrykerX Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Everett, WA Age: 42	Sasuke draws a transmutation symbol, then claps his hands and places them on the circle Yosh, here I go the circle begins to glow and out materializes Cloud's Ultima sword Not bad, I could actually use this to kick Oro's ass with. __________________

2004-05-04, 10:15	Link #2186
Kouji StrykerX Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Everett, WA Age: 42	I just did what Sasuke would never say. I didn't go off topic. Shikamaru: This' great is now looking at the newly released ch 214 Naruto: Yeah it sure is. __________________

2004-05-04, 11:02	Link #2187
pathyfinder Terabyte needs anime! Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Columbus, Ohio	I still can't get this picture out of my head that Karou put there! Kabuto and Oro are stoned drunk and pissed off about their failings. Kabuto knowing Oro can barely even now move his legs, has a grin come across his face and puts his evil plan into place. Kabuto: Oh goody goody I've always wanted to have tea with Mrs. Nesbit! jumping up and down like a school girl on too much candy Oro: Fine Fine, SO I AM Mrs. Nesbit. blurts it out and passes out He is wearing a funny lacy lady hat, victorian style. Kabuto: Get's pissed off because "Mrs. Nesbit" isn't raising her pinky while drinking! In fact "Mrs. Nesbit" Isn't even drinking the fine Tea that Kabuto has prepared with all his heart and soal. So the moral of the story is when you are drunk and your friends dress you up from a scene from "Toy Story" you better raise your dam pinky. Spoiler for notaspoiler: Kabuto kills Oro in a rage! Then goes off the next day to find a new job. It's a good thing also, seeing as Kabuto spilled the hot tea in Oro's lap while serving it

2004-05-04, 05:32	Link #2185
Palani ///_^ Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Mushroom County, Mario World Age: 36	And again this thread is going way off-topic. Try and keep your parodies in the Naruto Universe. Or Elvenpath will come in and will award you with temporary bans or thread closure. At least that was about what was said in the forum discussion. Back on Topic. Naruto: What did you say?? I want to be Hokage. You must have misunderstood I want to be SlowKage. King of everyone who doesn't train and eats Ramen all day. Sasuke: I don't want to kill my brother. I want to thank him for taking care of all the people who laughed at me because I couldn't use my sharingan at the age of 12. Sakura: I'm not useless ........ That really won't ever happen.

2004-05-04, 11:04	Link #2188
Kouji StrykerX Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Everett, WA Age: 42	Jiraiya - I think I'll stop womanizing. Advisors (ep 81) - great idea. __________________

2004-05-04, 11:46	Link #2190
nh1 KAWAIII-III!!!! >^_^ > Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Magical land! (Magica-ru land!)	Naruto: OMFG! Those chicks are hot! a bit off topic, but Sasuke & Orochimaru: Ah! I know! Ebisu: Konohamaru, you shouldn't be late for class! a bit off topic, but Kakashi: Yeah, seriously. People who come late are worse than trash! Jiraiya: I just gave out another book, it's about children making love a bit off topic, but Orochimaru: What the hell?! That's just gross! __________________

2004-05-04, 11:55	Link #2191
Shay Monarch Programmer Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Liverpool Age: 42	Chouji: No barbaque for me thanks, Im watching my figure. __________________ Current Anime - Attack on Titan Current Manga - Naruto Current Book - Waiting for War of the Roses Current Album - Vessel by Twenty One Pilots

2004-05-04, 12:09	Link #2192
Kouji StrykerX Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Everett, WA Age: 42	in response to shinobi_shay Shikamaru: Finally Chouji's coming around Ino: Yeah, I'm definitely impressed Asuma: That's what I'm talking about. __________________

2004-05-04, 17:32	Link #2193
Slade Coordinated Insanity Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Between Good & Evil	Today's Episode Of Konoha's Most Wanted... What you're about to see is a accurate recreation of what happened on the night of May 4th, 2004. These scenes might scare and shock you... viewer discretion is advised. Spoiler: Read Right to Left

2004-05-04, 20:03	Link #2194
Kaoru Pirate Girl Nyuu Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: I go about the world, looking for people to glomp. Age: 39	"Miss Viagra" Wow never knew Ninja Viagra was for women too! Quite the SMASH hit in Konoha! calls that 1 800 number only to find Sasuke has been hogging up the lines for hours trying to get ahold of Itachi Asuma: Um...did anyone tell him that it's NOT toll free? All tied up... Jiraiya Damn that woman! To think that I was foiled by her breasts and taken as hostage. Although I kinda like it. All that talk about abstinance was just to get her in my pants. Women fall for that kinda talk, right?! Kabuto Serves you right after all that Ninja Viagra you stole from me asshole. I had a deposit on that! reaches in back pocket and pops one in OH YEAH IT'S PARTAH TIME!! Kakashi I wonder if Naruto will notice and try to "think" of a way to get us out of here. I mean...he did learn how to zip his pants for the first time the other day. That means something right? Hayate Wtf didn't I die last month? And who's this masochist chick with massive breasts? How much of the manga did I miss??! At the ramen stand... Sakura Hey Naruto, haven't you noticed? Naruto Notice what? Sakura That we don't have a hokage?! Naruto Oh yeah...Sakura wanna see me zip my pants!? Throw me a bone here, I haven't slept much. ...no really, I'm hungry.

2004-05-04, 20:17	Link #2195
Master Ran The Invincible Dawn Join Date: Apr 2003

2004-05-05, 05:08	Link #2200
Fasces Member Join Date: Mar 2004	Can't resist Read the first pages. Have NO idea if this has been posted before: 3rd Hokage: "Oro! Please! I'll give you the village, just let me live!"