2004-03-09, 11:42
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Coordinated Insanity
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Between Good & Evil
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Gah! Damn you SLoth! I wanted to be the 1000th post!! Curse you and your off springs for all eternity!! BLEHHH 1001 is mine though
 I have some stuff I need to take care of so here's a *IOU in the one count of Funny or Parody of something Naruto related* this iou will expire in 5 seconds Hey, i am the 1000th reply though. Yey. Congrats to the second longest running thread in Naruto! *passes around cake* To celebrate, everyone gets a free ride with my new signature! *passes around whips* go wild! Last edited by Slade; 2004-03-09 at 11:56. |
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2004-03-09, 11:58
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LiFe Of ReVeNgE
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Vana'Diel
Age: 36
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Kakashi - I couldnt copy that jutsu with my sharingan, do it again SLOWLY.
Jiraiya - lets put off sex for the day minutes. Hinata - F*ck you naruto!! Shikamaru - Ill study harder/ Lets work Kiba - YOU KICKED MY DOG!! Chouji - Im going on a subway diet Gaara - Im happy Orochimaru - JUST BEAT IT!! beat it.. BEAT IT!! beat it... (moon walk) |
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2004-03-09, 16:55
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Slow and steady
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Underground anime bunker
Age: 39
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 I will now repeatedly bash my head with a hammer to signify my regret at taking the 1000th post away from you..:  :b ash::bas h: :b ash::bas h: Naruto: hinate thanks for the skin mostureizer, it helps when i am j__king OFF |
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2004-03-09, 17:41
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apathetic
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: teaching kaoru how to play GO
Age: 34
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FUnny time!! 
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2004-03-09, 19:35
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Coordinated Insanity
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Between Good & Evil
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Good stuff Sai, Here's that IOU... damn you bastards for cashing it in so fast...
Also a great big welcome to all you new folks that started to post recently!! I know you guys are all in here for the dental plan but it's good to have you here nevertheless!! Keep it up !  Gai's Sexuality  Poor Lee... it all makes sense now... 
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2004-03-09, 21:33
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Terabyte needs anime!
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Columbus, Ohio
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 I can't cum up with anything great like Slade ..... however I have noticed my hubby is watching the screen now more often due to Slade's Sig!  Yet another reason for the Konaha boys to stay awake while Super Pervs around  I think I'll open up a "KY" Shop next to the Ramen Girl's Stand for Hobo and friends 
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2004-03-09, 22:22
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A.S.S. Vice President
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: i dont know can you help me
Age: 34
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anyway uh no nothing coming out of the funny style although i would like to say something to all you newcomers yes the dental is great but part of our contract is that you first read all 50 pages of this thread to clear up any repeats like the ones you guys have been posting. also the dental isnt the only benefit you get this awsome sig to its cool but only if you do what we want ya know IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE BASKET heh sai karouone more thing !! I CALL SLADES SIG SECOND hey seconds are better than thirds right
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2004-03-09, 23:10
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Cave guardian
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: NYC
Age: 36
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Hey get this, i was helping with the set up of the shabbat service and i was talking to some of my friends about naruto, and my rabbi says that he watches it too.
Man we are grwoing in at an incredulous rate. One day we shall outnumber all groups and take over the word!!! Oh yea, those were great sai, Slade. Hmmmm, maybe i should post somthing. Naruto and Sasuke are sitting watching sesame street. Naruto: Hey sasuke Sasuke: Yea? Naruto: is the count a vampire? Sasuke: wat do you mean? Naruto: well they ever show him doing somone in and then feeding on them? Sasuke: so your asking if they've ever done a sesame street episode where the count kills somone and then drinks their blood for sustanance. Naruto: yea Sasuke: no they've never done that Naruto: ah.... Sasuke: Hey Naruto, i got a question Nartuo: shoot Sasuke: Its about those whiskers on ur face, if u already have facial hair then why didn't ur voice deepin? Naruto: (looks down) see the truth is....... im actually a girl and a lesbian, just no one noticed. Sasuke: Well think about it, did he ever say he was a boy? if he did then i wasn't paying attention. |
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2004-03-10, 01:47
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だいすきが大好きです！
Join Date: Nov 2003
Age: 35
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just got back from an overnight feild trip..
you people are the horniest fellows ever. i swear. everything has to do with sex here. yesh. anyway: Hobobaggins: I hate japanese.... i dont want to write this play for the exchange studengs. that is something i would never ever say. i dont have exchange students (kidding. i have ex. students + we are doing a play for them. i am writing it now.) yeah. *ciao* |
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2004-03-10, 07:29
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Pirate Girl Nyuu
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: I go about the world, looking for people to glomp.
Age: 39
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Hobo-san speaks the truth!
We can blame it all on Slade's sig, the dirty doctor that he is. It's almost like that dancing hobo on the street corners...YES! He dances!  He is so funny and he loves doing the robot. Weird people in this town. What a character would never say?? Jiraiya: Boobies are such a major turn off. *takes a second glance at Slade's sig and reconsiders* Moon pie! Sakura: For Sasuke to like me I shall become what he desires most...I shall become....MEAT. O_O Some KOnaha kIds: Wahaha! Look at the 4-legged eyebrow! Look at him and laugh!! Wahahaha! :fingers: Lee: You hear that faint screeching? That's the sound of my crutch jabbed up your asses! Give me back my man juice!  *launches kunai iron crutch no jutsu but hits Gai in the mouth*Gai-sensei: I used cement paste with kimi crystal bits! Gaara: *holding dead bird with duct tape head* Pretty bird? Yes pretty bird...yes........Polly want a cracker? Sasuke: RIDE THE SPOON TEMARI! RIDE THE SPOON! MEHAHAHAHA!! Ino: You sold my dead bird that I use as underarm deoderant to a mentally ill child for $10??!! Choji: $1 for 10 buffalo wings special I wasn't gonna pass up on that shit! Kiba: In-breeding saves lives! My mother is my sister!  Oro: Perhaps living the life of a pedophile, isn't what it's cut out to be. *flushes Tinky Winky down the toilet*  Shino and Kankuro are having the ULTIMATE fight! It's so Ultimate O__O, that even the bugs and Chuckie crapped themselves! Everybody's coffee is much too hot.... Hinata: What do ninjas do when they're not cutting off heads and flipping out? Kakashi: Most of their free time is spent flying, but sometimes they stab. Ask Naruto if you don't believe me. Naruto: "................................................. .................................................. .............." REAL ULTIMATE POWER!
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2004-03-10, 17:23
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A.S.S. Vice President
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: i dont know can you help me
Age: 34
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haha real ultimate power you had some good ones there kaoru and hey you shouldnt blame slades sig for starting this you should blame the thread starter moon the cat yes moony ya know why when creating this thread he must have thought that it was bound to turn into a sex crazed youth gathering theres pathy too but she counts as an older youth sure why not simply because the characters never mention sex so it would be in a thread called the revival of what a character would never say
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2004-03-10, 20:31
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Coordinated Insanity
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Between Good & Evil
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What's with this name calling? Pervert Doctor Slade? I mean... I'm no pervert... I just like saying and doing very ecchi things...
I think we're offending Mr.Hobo with our sexual jokes... It's alright Hobo, it's all in good fun. Here's one non-sex related parody o_O;;(Slade posting something not sexually based... yes, it is Armageddon.Now paypal me all your money.)Also, rEkKaShInObI- 20+ posts a day! You my friend have set a new standard for posts a day... pure insanity~ Popularity 
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2004-03-11, 01:13
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Phoenix,AZ
Age: 36
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This one wont be funny- but its true to the title?
-Thump thump- Where am I? why is it so dark -Thump thump- Whats happening? -Thump thump- Whats that sound? -Thump thump- It something i recognize... my heat beat... -Thump thump- What is this pain... -Thump... Splatter- Air... my body.. what is this -Thump- Why cant I move? how can i see my self struggling... -Thump- What is that thing coming closer... -Thump- Its face is something familer but far away -Silence- Im back in my body, but i can move a thing- I cant even breath I cant feel my heart, my lungs burn... I know im here but it hurts everywhere With my arms legs and everything else heavy as stones- all I can literly do is look around Suddenly my eyes catches a deep ebony pair that stares back, The fear rushes through me- The pain is gone, but where is my exsistance. My eyes locked with this, I continue to fall into this darkness until everything dissapears Sooner then later, I had realized that my eyes had closed earlier Unable to deny the truth, they open only to see faces that were always around. My parents and siblings stand over me, pointing and laughing In resent i stared but fear returned as the ebony eyes returned Rushed with fear- once again i try to struggle... it gets closer... I must fend it off... Some how its just there- a gun I still cant move. It only grows bigger the more i struggle -thump- I move left, it cant be wasted with words, its too close. the darkness blinds me- i shoot the only thing i know is there -Thump- My arm- I cant fear. the pain declares my exsistance- the fear dissapates, and the late screams finally leave my mouth -Thump- Screaming doesnt end till hours after till i become to tired to scream and to dizzy to focus -Thump- The darkness has totally dispersed and all that stands there is are the the laughing figures -Thump- To my recent beat they shatter if they were just glass- as if they those eyes were attempting its last stand -Thump- shards sting my already numb body, they disspear, the color that figures one posessed were replaced with the eyes. -Thump- The ebony eyes changed to a shade of crimson as it shoves deeper into my chest- then i finally understand -Thump Thump- Im the one absorbing it.... Naruto: WTF i SWEAR This is kakashi's come come paradise! *turns the book over* Naruto: Scaaa roooo YUUooo NAA Ru Toe- FUck this- what kind of idiot writes such a confusing title Note: this is what you get for requesting mroe serious stuff Another note: Were lines of a poem i was going to write- didnt want to lose it so i used it here Final note: PLease dont kill me for it's crappiness
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