2010-03-03, 15:19 | Link #6538 |
Split of Alignment
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Scandinavia.
Age: 30
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I herd this cool joke earlier today. I will try to translate this to english as well as my skills allow...
A group of friends are gathering at an old cabin. It ahsn't been used in while, but the boys don't mind. They start drinking booze, and try to yell over others at the same time with their unsteady, drunken voice. Suddenly, a phone starts ringing on a table. A man picks it up and says: "Hello?" "Oh, hi, sweetie." A woman answers. "It's so noisy. Are you allright?" "Yeah, we are. Boys just having fun, the regular stuff." "Oh, allright. Well, i was just passing by the jewelry shop, you know, the one with the ruby ring right in the front?" "Yeah, i remember that." "Well, i saw they were having to close the store soon, and they were selling everything 50% off. So the ring i have been thinking about was just a bit over 15 grands." "How much over?" "Well, it's 22 thousand, but they said they could give it right away without any guarantees, and no cash." "Well, allright then. Just for you, sweetheart." "Oh, thank you! I knew i made the right choice when i met you!" "I know." Soon, the wife calls again. "What is it this time, sweetie?" "Well, you see, you remember our Volkswagen was already on edge of falling apart? Well, there was this brand new model from Toyota right when i went in the car store. It's only 355 000, and we really need a new car. Please, we have to get this one." "Allright, just this once." "Oh, thank you, baby!" Then she notices her husband is on a good mood tonight, so she pushes her luck... "Sweetie?" "What is it?" The man plugs his other ear becaue of the background noise and yells the others to shut up. "I've been looking the neighbor's son for a while and i would so want to get laid with him. You don't mind if i go just for one night next to him with a bottle of shampagne, do you?" "Just remember to wear a condom, allright?" "You know i truly only love you, right?" "I know. Good night" The man answers and closes the phone. He stares at the phone for a while, then grins and yells to his drunken friends: "HEY, WHICH ONE OF YOU THIS BELONGS TO?"
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