Most ridiculous thing you've ever heard

[Chrn0]

Back then in Russia, When a man sleeps on the railroad tracks (while a train is coming), the train must stop and wait untill the man wakes up and leaves.

[Lst2touchdasky]

Oral sex is illegal in arizona- is this true?

[Roots]

Originally Posted by Lst2touchdasky

Oral sex is illegal in arizona- is this true?

<-- Look at location

I never heard that one. Then again oral sex doesn't really...appeal to me very much so I don't care that much Even if it was illegal how are they going to enforce it?

[Lst2touchdasky]

Well my friend said some thing about a court order and that if the cops get a warrent they'll just barge in when they suspect it

[Kerensky18]

I belive that up untill recentley it was illegal in a lot of places (trying to cut down on homo-sexual sex practices) but from what I have heard the suprme court (us) over-turned the laws of a lot of states.

Back on topic most of what our president says is riddiculus (try to find out how many gramatical errors he has while speaking.) (out president as in President Bush)

[demosthenes]

in the ucmj (uniform code of millitary justice) oral sex and eny thing but missionry is punishable. but your partner only has to be 12 or older. (but local laws still apply witch is sc its 16 i think, 15 with parental consent.)

[Thany]

Originally Posted by Kerensky18

I belive that up untill recentley it was illegal in a lot of places (trying to cut down on homo-sexual sex practices) but from what I have heard the suprme court (us) over-turned the laws of a lot of states.

Back on topic most of what our president says is riddiculus (try to find out how many gramatical errors he has while speaking.) (out president as in President Bush)

Well it's just Bush, don't except much from him, he has never been that smart...

[hobobaggins]

West Virginia

In Nicholas County, no clergy members may tell jokes or humorous stories from the pulpit during church services.
Doctors and dentists may not place a woman under anesthesia unless a third person is present.
It is illegal to snooze on a train

i like that

[gothlink666]

if it were not for my horse i would never have spent that year in collage
-lewis black

[Xie]

Originally Posted by Kamui4356

Getting on topic:
In bergen county NJ, it's illegal to sell many kinds of products on sunday. Thus most stores in the county are closed sundays.
edit: actually is that really odd? It seems odd to me, but I just realized I don't really know about other parts of the country or other countries.

I live in Bergen County actually. It's not a county law, it varies by town but since the largest town (and the one with the 2 largest malls) has those laws most other stores in the area close as well. They are called Blue Laws and it's from the whole idea that christians aren't supposed to work on sundays. Everything has to be closed except for stores that sell essential items, so stores that sell food or gas can stay open as well as pharmacies and restaurants. Oh yeah and liquor stores, gotta love that lol.

On one hand it's annoying, on the other when I was working retail it was pretty sweet to have a guaranteed day off. That's why it's stayed on the books despite being challenged. The shop owners of the smaller stores appreciate being able to take a day off without having to worry about losing business to someone else.

More than you have ever wanted to know about Bergen County.

if it were not for my horse i would never have spent that year in collage
-lewis black

I actually said that once in a conversation with a friend before Lewis Black started using it in his standup, I wonder if he overheard me....

Most ridiculous thing I've ever heard is probably something related to raising kids and not really interesting to most people here. Probably along the lines of you need to let a baby cry so they can exercise their lungs.

[HopelessLover]

The most ridiculous thing I heard recently was when my friend said white girls give better head then latin girls. I mean come on, every one knows white girls can't give better head then latin girls.

[boneyjellyfish]

Originally Posted by HopelessLover

The most ridiculous thing I heard recently was when my friend said white girls give better head then latin girls. I mean come on, every one knows white girls can't give better head then latin girls.

So I take it your motion in the ocean was satisfactory then?

[HopelessLover]

Originally Posted by boneyjellyfish

So I take it your motion in the ocean was satisfactory then?

I'm to mature to talk about my sexual life now that I'm an experienced pro

[Serendipity]

Originally Posted by Roots

I agree with the religious extremists remark. Trying to have a civil conversation with one is so


Your brother cut down TWELVE trees just to get in shape? Uhh why did he freaking go running or swimming or do something less destructive? Jeez what a waste of life

Do you know what Roots??
It's great to have someone else on this forum who has nearly the exact same opinions as me!!!

[Shaman]

Originally Posted by Lst2touchdasky

Oral sex is illegal in arizona- is this true?

Not sure I know its illegal in MD. Which is kinda guy. So, I guess if your bad at it your gf or bf could call the fuzes on u. lol

[Serendipity]

Originally Posted by Lst2touchdasky

Oral sex is illegal in arizona- is this true?

Man that would blow.....*evil laugh*

[Rhia]

i searched and i couldnt find if this post had been made so i wanted to know,
whats the weirdest thing youve ever seen heard or done?
if i said the weirdest thing ive done i think id get banned so i'll keep that to myself...
(reason for this post) we were doing surveys at school and miss asked us to make one up but she wouldnt accept this one so i thought id ask all my anime ppls..

[boneyjellyfish]

I applaud your attempts at searching, but you missed a thread.

[Rhia]

Originally Posted by boneyjellyfish

I applaud your attempts at searching, but you missed a thread.

my bad im sorry but thank you for moving it for me...

[Spiggy]

That the college I attend puts students first....yeah right.