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And why respond to Sankaku, that awful place whose writers have nothing but pantsu (they can't say panties, must say pantsu >_>) and similar topics in their minds? Can't those 2channers find a place with a majority of intelligent non-pirates, like AnimeSuki? Last edited by Kudryavka; 2010-07-29 at 02:45. |
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2010-07-29, 09:33 | Link #7743 | |
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Internet is such a great place. We always have a good laugh even when people do everrything seriously
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2010-07-29, 13:12 | Link #7747 |
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Create a sand-castle like arch or pillar, move under it and make it drop; the bigger the better. You can also just dig hole near the water and wait for the tide to create a quicksand effect. You won't go under but it will be far harder to get out then it was to get in (see mythbusters ).
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2010-07-29, 14:03 | Link #7748 | |
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2010-07-29, 14:08 | Link #7749 | |
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2010-07-29, 18:26 | Link #7751 | |
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2010-07-30, 02:13 | Link #7752 |
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A woman was called by her son's teacher to meet him at his classroom after school. When she got there, she saw her son standing alone facing a corner.
Teacher-"Thank you for coming on such short notice, ma'm. The reason I called you is because your son was cheating on his test." Mother-"You can't be serious! My son would never do that! How can you be sure?" Teacher-"Because his test's answers were exactly the same as the kid who seats next to him." Mother-"That's not proof enough. It could have been the other kid copying from my son's answers!" Teacher-"I considered that possibility as well, until I read question #10: In what year the Civil War started? The kid answered "I don't know", and your son answered "Me neither!"
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2010-07-30, 11:25 | Link #7755 |
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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!" |
2010-07-30, 17:31 | Link #7758 |
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A postmortem mind after a night fight with words
If time flies while you are having fun, is it true that happier people die faster? If there is no such thing as free lunch, and the best things in life are free, lunch wouldn't be the best thing in the world. So what is? If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, and while you are sick you met someone who is the apple of your eye, do you eat him/her? If the rule of the thumb is to break every rule in the book, do you break your own thumb or someone else's? If someone uses underhanded tactics to gain an upper hand, is his/her hands below, above or totally out?
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