Transformer II: Revenge Of The Fallen.

[wingdarkness]

LMAO, here's all the questions some sorry kid had about the movie on another site I frequent...I thought the time he took to type all these questions were pretty funny...

Spoiler for Why?????????:

After having just watched Bay's sequel to his Transformers movie, if i had to pick one world to sum it up it would be 'Why'. There were a lot of whys in this movie and here are some of them:


Why are the Autobots considered top secret if they go around in the middle of citys blowing stuff up?
Why are dogs humping?
Why s Bumblebee just chilling in Sams garage and not with the rest of the Autobots/NEST?
Why is he protecting him?
Why cant Bumblebee still not speak?
Why does Mikela need to air brush a bike with her ass up in the air like a cat in heat?
Why does eating pot laced brownies make you act like youre on cocaine/hyper active?
Why do the Decepticons suddenly have Terminator technology?
Why dont the Decpticons just use said Terminator tech to infiltrate the human government?
Why and how did the Terminator chick just suddenly show up at Sams college?
Why would sam keep the fact that there is a All Spark shard hidden from the rest of the Autobots?
Why yell for Bumblebees help then scold him and tell him to go away?
Why give the All Spark shard to your dumb girlfriend instead of an Autobot for protection?
Why were the Deceptions trying to get the shard?
Why were they trying to get the info in Sams head if there was another All Spark shard with the same info?
Why not get the info from the other shard after you stole it?
Why resurrect Megatron if hes not the leader in the first place?
Why were the Fallen/Decepticons based on one of Saturns moons?
Why if they were based on one of Saturns moons did they make no attempt to search for Megatron back when he went missing searching on earth for the All Spark in part one?
Why were the Autobots fighting Megatron and Starscream in a factory one minute then the middle of a remote forest the next?
Why did we need to see John Tuturos ass?
Why was jetfire just chilling on earth all this time?
Why do the humans have technology that can detect TF's but the bots dont, considering that human tech is based on TF tech?
Why is the Smithsonian in the middle of a desert graveyard for planes?
Why did the twins and Bumblebee transport with Jetfire if they were not near him?
Why did Sam know he was in Egypt just by looking around at some mountains?
Why can only a Prime defeat the Fallen?
Why did the Matrix disintegrate?
Why did the Matrix work on humans/organics?
Why were most of the Decepticons clones?
Why were the Constructicons clones?
Why if the Constructicons are clones they can not form more than one Devastator?
Why was Devastators main function that of a giant vacuum/wood chipper?
Why did Devastator have "balls"?
Why would a Transformer know how to hump?
Why would a Transformer have a beard or cane?
Why do most of the bots have to be silver colored?
Why did the rail gun apparently have only one shot?
Why didnt they just use the All Spark shard to revive Prime ala Megatron?
Why did the Decepticons kidnap Sams parents?
Why did the Decepticons land in the middle of the ocean on a aircraft carrier?
Why not use the rail gun on the pyramid instead of devastator?
Why couldnt Jetfire just teleport Prime to the top of the pyramid instead of "dying" and giving him his parts?
Why worry about dying when you can just resurrect anybody with the All Spark fragments and or Matrix?
Why do the Decepticons have liquid metal tech?

Rep to anyone who can answer 50% of them^^...

@james0246 -LAWD, it's of no use to try and persuade people on this...Either you feel it from jumpstreet or you don't...I'm burned out from going at a whole forum of Baylovers...LOL, not like I'm stopping anytime soon so just ignore what I just said^^...

[Kyero Fox]

lol god there was one thing that stuck in my brain, the Terminator rip off

Originally Posted by james0246

So, your basis for analysis is that it could have been worse...wow. I can just see the tagline: In theatres now, Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen. Critic Kyero Fox says, "At least it is not as bad as Resident Evil" and "It could have been worse"...

I'm sure shooting myself in the foot would be more painful than watching Transformers 2 again, but that is not incentive to watch the film, nor does it make the film good, it simply means that Transformers 2 is better than getting shot in the foot... [/spoiler]

lol sorry, I'm just a little ticked off from work being complete shit today with having to work in the poring rain. that and I really hated Resident Evil movies and it didnt get nearly as much hate as this movie did

and the tagline would be "Good action, Bad everything else" (except some of the comedy attempts where funny) and everything about Megan Fox in this movie sucked, she basicly was only there for stupid eye candy crap.

[wingdarkness]

^Yeah, all the liquid aluminum stuff and even the "Pretender" stuff (Chick Humanformer) all seemed like T2 ripped stuff...Like just bad concept art...

As for the reason the shiteous (but bad movie enjoyability) REvil series doesn't get bashed as much as TF is because TF was infinitely more popular at it's apex then that game was (Most viewed movie trailer in internet history!!)...And just overall more popular in-terms of blockbuster movies (Money, budget, Speilberg, even Bay brings in the folks)...Resident Evil pretty bad, but Bay destroyed source material that I gave so much of a damn about....

[whitepearl]

This movie is entertaining for the most part but no one should have high expectations for this movie thinking that your lives will be changed forever once the credits roll...

[wingdarkness]

Go here and if you aren't LYAO at this pretend Q & A of the plot in TF2 nothing will make you laff...Even lovers of this crap should get a kick out of this...

Search for this blog's real review on the homepage, it's scathing so be warned, but damn if it isn't funny...

[Nukerjsr]

I know people will say: "This movie is about giant robots fighting, what did you expect?"

My response: I didn't expect to be offended by bad film-making. Or for the plot to be that insane.

[WhiteWings]

This article pretty much sums the situation up pretty well.

http://movies.yahoo.com/news/movies....million-hit-ap

[typhonsentra]

This is worse than RE. At least Resident Evil was coherent part of the time.

[wingdarkness]

Here's another awesome review...Perhaps the most ironic and intrinsic review I've ever read...It talks about how cinema was leading up to this and that this movie in a way is a piece of art if not the pinnacle of that in terms of excess...

[Mr. DJ]

curious to what Bay's secret project is, since apparently it won't be what is considered the 'norm' for him.

yet to go see Rise of the Fallen...probably won't till next week when I get paid again *sigh bills*

[Kyero Fox]

Originally Posted by typhonsentra

This is worse than RE. At least Resident Evil was coherent part of the time.

Spoiler for RE movie Rant:

Its worse, because 1, none of the Original characters, 2, there is one character thats named "Clair" but shes a bitch who is nothing like the clair we know. 3. the Nemesis cried (lol wtf) and a skinny "andriod" lol main character.

sense when was there Hand to hand combat super andriod girls in Resident Evil, the only one who should be doing that is Wesker, and he's not a andriod.

not to mention all the bad guys die stupidly easy, and most of the male cast gets killed of quite quick.

Atleast the Action parts was awesome, specialy that *cough* momment with Jetfire

[Oppius]

What if Uwe Boll directed this movie instead of Mike Bay?

I bet it even sucked worse!

[User91411]

Michael Bay = shit director who uses special effects and explosions to hide his inability to direct a decent movie.

Oh course, we all know that.

[jonli]

I walked into this movie expecting to watch eye-candy, and nothing more.

The story was garbage and full of plot holes, but I disregarded it because I stepped into the theatre expecting just pure guilty pleasure.

Spoiler for improvements and complaints:

1) Humor, check, a lot of it actually and they were pretty good. The only thing that annoyed me was the twins, they should've vaporized in Devastator's mouth. I was genuinely angry that they did not.
2) Lots of Megan Fox, actually too much. Although she's eye-candy she's just there for no reason.
3) There are lots of action, and I'm pleased with the visuals. What left me wanting more is Optimus Prime whooping ass. He was mostly a corpse throughout the movie. I would've preferred a more worthwhile battle with the Fallen as well. The movie is named after him, he died such a pathetic 2 second death, it's like Optimus didn't even try.

The movie was also too long. Especially for a movie with no real plot or substance, it felt like it just dragged on, my butt was actually painful by the end of the movie.

Improvements.

Develop the Fallen as the central villain, this means don't revive Megatron.
Have the same general plot, but don't have Optimus dead, instead just have the Fallen come to Earth with devastating power, afterall there are A LOT MORE DECEPTICONS in the movie than there are autobots.
Take out the twins, and use all that time to develop a true freindship between Bumblebee and Sam, Megan can take a backseat too. Robowarrior could still play his part, Sam's roommate on the other hand can go away, we have too many comic reliefs.
Have an epic battle between Optimus and Fallen, he can have his Jetfire gattai if he wants. Have Fallen lose, but Prime extremely damaged.
Then Megatron revives as Galvatron, and kills Optimus at the end of the movie.
Have the rest of the autobots cast form up and fight hard.
The movie ends with Galvatron taking over the decepticons and retreating.
At the end have Sam develop as a true character, and take up his so called destiny and lead the autobots without Prime.

Obviously everyone hates Rodimus Prime, so instead of having him we'll just have Sam take over his place. Then the next movie we can revive Prime.

I'd prefer a progression like that instead of a half-assed villain like Fallen and Megatron.

[Patriot's Blade]

for some reason, now i think Transformers: animated is SOOOO much better than this!!

[Rurik]

Originally Posted by wingdarkness

Go here and if you aren't LYAO at this pretend Q & A of the plot in TF2 nothing will make you laff...Even lovers of this crap should get a kick out of this...

Search for this blog's real review on the homepage, it's scathing so be warned, but damn if it isn't funny...

It was 100% funny, but LMAO at this parts:

Spoiler:

" the status of the Transformers at the beginning of the film?
The Autobots have joined the military to hunt down the Decepticons. We're told the Decepticons are "doing things," but they appear to be hiding peacefully when the Autobots show up and brutally murder them.

What?
Yeah. The Decepticons aren't apparently doing anything, then the Autobots show up, the Decepticons run for their goddamn lives, and the Autobots hunt them down and brutally murder them. It's kind of weird.

Why is the U.S. military in this movie at all, then?
Because Michael Bay has a huge erection for jets and tanks and aircraft carriers and considers giant robots only a necessary evil for the film. At least 15 full minutes of the film's 150-minute run time is nothing but footage of jets and tanks and planes without any robots or actual action whatsoever.


So how do the Decepticons plan to get the symbols, I guess?
Well, the Decepticons have very cunningly created a hot chick robot who they enrolled in the same college and put in the same astronomy class as Sam. And they made her a huge slut.

Wait.
Waiting.

There's a slutty Decepticon?
Yeah, she's a real ho. The Decepticons apparently have an incredibly powerful slut-making program, because she has it down, man. Anyways—"

[GuidoHunter_Toki]

Originally Posted by Amex_Yohko

What if Uwe Boll directed this movie instead of Mike Bay?

I bet it even sucked worse!

I agree, not only would the plot suck, but the action would as well. Boll makes a lot of terrible directors seem good by comparison.

[risingstar3110]

Originally Posted by wingdarkness

^Yeah, all the liquid aluminum stuff and even the "Pretender" stuff (Chick Humanformer) all seemed like T2 ripped stuff...Like just bad concept art...

As for the reason the shiteous (but bad movie enjoyability) REvil series doesn't get bashed as much as TF is because TF was infinitely more popular at it's apex then that game was (Most viewed movie trailer in internet history!!)...And just overall more popular in-terms of blockbuster movies (Money, budget, Speilberg, even Bay brings in the folks)...Resident Evil pretty bad, but Bay destroyed source material that I gave so much of a damn about....

That FAQ gave me 50 times the laugh of all those forced humour within the movie

Walked out of the theatrer and thought it's not so bad with all of the fighting screens.... but yeah i feel for the guys in "animation department", they must works hard to stop the movie itself from being a train wreck

[Sinestra]

Not sure if this was posted yet but i got a kick out of this guy.

http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/smg-...questions.html

he bring up a good point "what the hell is robot heaven?" and how does a human go there?

Unless your Daniel Spikes son from the cartoon who becomes a headmaster that makes a little more sense.

[qwertyuiopz]

bleh
this movie was messy it was everywhere and tried too hard to be funny
and kinda drifting from the original :@
the only thing i liked was astrotrain...it suited him
1st was better

Originally Posted by Gordy Lechance

A vicious but funny picture I found just then:

LOLOL THIS SUMS EVERYTHING UP