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Dhomochevsky · 2012-05-17, 13:46

I usually get huge mathematic equations, with multiple fraction bars, squareroots and all that stuff.

But that's not a problem, if you know how recaptcha works:

There is one word for which they know the meaning of. They use this to check if you are human.

Then the other word is the one they want you to translate. They don't actually know yet what it means. They use you (and many others) as a free human character recognition labor. Once they have enough translations on that unknown word, they can use that as a 'known' word for new captchas and so on (or they can sell it as a translation service).

You can just enter garbage on the 'unknown' one and it will let you pass. They can't tell yet, that you are making it up.

So... if you see two words and one of them is completely impossible to solve, guess which one is which...

Sumeragi · 2012-05-17, 13:48

The problem was that for me, one side was Kanji and the other Cyrillic.

Dhomochevsky · 2012-05-17, 13:51

I guess you can solve the Kanji, but if that was the unkown one, you would be out of luck.

Anyway, with the picture above, you'd pass on the first try:

uertion dlfksdjfie

Endless Soul · 2012-05-17, 13:52

To be honest, I've never gotten a captcha that used something other than Roman letters and numbers. What kills me is when you know you entered the information correctly and it still won't accept it, which of course means you didn't enter the information correctly.

Endless "Is that an upper case I or a lower case l?" Soul

MUAHAHAHAHAHA · 2012-05-17, 16:53

SMART FILIPINO BOY

A Filipino boy was very sad in class.

The teacher asked, “KULITS what is your problem?”

KULITS answered, “I’m too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I’m smarter than she is!
I think I should be in the third-grade too!”

Teacher had enough. She took KULITS to the principal’s office.
While KULITS waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his
questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.
She agreed.

KULITS was brought in and the conditions were explained
to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: What is 3 x 3?

KULITS: 9, maam!

Principal: What is 6 x 6?

KULITS: 36, maam!

And so it went with every question the principal
thought a third-grade should know.
The principal looks at teacher and tells her,
“I think KULITS can go to the third-grade. ”

Teacher says to the principal, “I have some of my
own questions. Can I ask him ?”

The principal and KULITS both agreed.

Teacher asks: What does a cow have four of that I
have only two of?

KULITS: Legs, maam!

Teacher : What is in your pants that you have but I
do not have?

KULITS: Pockets!

Teacher: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is
hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

KULITS: Coconut!

Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out
soft And sticky?

(The principal’s eyes open really wide and before he
could stop the answer, KULITS. was taking charge...)

KULITS: Bubblegum, maam!

Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman
does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?

(The principal’s eyes open really wide and before he
could stop the answer…)

KULITS: Shake hands!

Teacher: Now I will ask some “Who am I” sort of
questions, okay?
KULITS: Yep!

Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me
down to get me up. I get wet before you do.

KULITS: Tent

Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me
when you’re bored. The
best man always has me first.

KULITS: Wedding Ring, maam!

Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I
drip. When you blow me, you feel good.

KULITS: Nose!

Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I
come with a quiver. What is it?

KULITS: Arrow!

Teacher: What word starts with a ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’
that means lot of heat and excitement?

KULITS: Firetruck!

Teacher: What word starts with a ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’
& if u don’t get it, u have to use ur hand.

KULITS: Fork!

Teacher: What is it that all men have one. It’s
longer on some men, than on others,
the pope doesn’t use his and a man gives it to his
wife after they’re married?

KULITS: SURNAME!

Teacher: What part of the man has no bone but has
muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible
for making love ?

KULITS: HEART, maam!

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to
the teacher :

Principal: Huh! send this Boy to Harvard University!!! Even I got
the last ten questions wrong myself!

NoemiChan · 2012-05-17, 17:50

Nice one...!!!

Eragon · 2012-05-17, 17:54

Mr Hat and Clogs · 2012-05-17, 19:19

kenjiharima · 2012-05-17, 22:00

http://www.facebook.com/streetfighter

Lady Gaga as Remy+Bision

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot...76481877_n.jpg

LeoXiao · 2012-05-17, 22:59

enjoy:

Spoiler for ww1 + ww2, facebook-style:

Spoiler for another ww2, also FB style:

Yui Is My Wife · 2012-05-17, 23:15

kenjiharima · 2012-05-18, 00:04

http://sadpanda.us/images/967666-7ZX77HE.jpg

Cold~as~Ice · 2012-05-18, 00:30

Ridwan · 2012-05-18, 01:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Spoiler for neat:

I should've done this when I was still first grade.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eragon

Spoiler for neater:

when moses came... anything is split in half. such power...

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeoXiao

enjoy:

Spoiler for ww1 + ww2, facebook-style:

Spoiler for another ww2, also FB style:

WW1 part is the better one.

===========

The questioner must have been delighted by the answer given indeed.

Urzu 7 · 2012-05-18, 01:17

Haha, read this:

Quote:

In the "Travels of Marco Polo" he writes that "It has been an invariable custom, that all the grand khans, and chiefs of the race of Chingis-khan, should be carried for interment to a certain lofty mountain named Altaï, and in whatever place they may happen to die, although it should be at the distance of a hundred days' journey, they are nevertheless conveyed thither." Marco Polo also writes that Chingis-khan died "in the siege of a castle named Thaigin, he was struck by an arrow to the knee, and dying of the wound, was buried in the mountain of Altaï."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomb_of_Genghis_Khan

Ridwan · 2012-05-18, 01:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urzu 7

Haha, read this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomb_of_Genghis_Khan

He conquered China and two thirds of the known world, but then he took an arrow to the knee.

LeoXiao · 2012-05-18, 01:35

It took me a minute to figure out the pregnancy one, and when I did, I lol'ed.

kenjiharima · 2012-05-18, 01:39

http://random.blogomatic3000.com/wp-...LK-570x420.png

grylsyjaeger · 2012-05-18, 02:48

Merilyn Mensola · 2012-05-18, 02:52

Hockey time........

lol!

Wtf

2012-05-17, 13:52	Link #16444
Endless Soul Megane girl fan Join Date: May 2011 Location: Diagonally parked in a parallel universe. Age: 55	To be honest, I've never gotten a captcha that used something other than Roman letters and numbers. What kills me is when you know you entered the information correctly and it still won't accept it, which of course means you didn't enter the information correctly. Endless "Is that an upper case I or a lower case l?" Soul __________________ Signature by ganbaru

2012-05-17, 16:53	Link #16445
MUAHAHAHAHAHA Hail the power of Fujoshi Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: hahahahahahahahaha Age: 35	SMART FILIPINO BOY A Filipino boy was very sad in class. The teacher asked, “KULITS what is your problem?” KULITS answered, “I’m too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!” Teacher had enough. She took KULITS to the principal’s office. While KULITS waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed. KULITS was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: What is 3 x 3? KULITS: 9, maam! Principal: What is 6 x 6? KULITS: 36, maam! And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at teacher and tells her, “I think KULITS can go to the third-grade. ” Teacher says to the principal, “I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him ?” The principal and KULITS both agreed. Teacher asks: What does a cow have four of that I have only two of? KULITS: Legs, maam! Teacher : What is in your pants that you have but I do not have? KULITS: Pockets! Teacher: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid? KULITS: Coconut! Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky? (The principal’s eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, KULITS. was taking charge...) KULITS: Bubblegum, maam! Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs? (The principal’s eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer…) KULITS: Shake hands! Teacher: Now I will ask some “Who am I” sort of questions, okay? KULITS: Yep! Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. KULITS: Tent Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you’re bored. The best man always has me first. KULITS: Wedding Ring, maam! Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. KULITS: Nose! Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. What is it? KULITS: Arrow! Teacher: What word starts with a ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means lot of heat and excitement? KULITS: Firetruck! Teacher: What word starts with a ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ & if u don’t get it, u have to use ur hand. KULITS: Fork! Teacher: What is it that all men have one. It’s longer on some men, than on others, the pope doesn’t use his and a man gives it to his wife after they’re married? KULITS: SURNAME! Teacher: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ? KULITS: HEART, maam! The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher : Principal: Huh! send this Boy to Harvard University!!! Even I got the last ten questions wrong myself! __________________ A politically ignorant person who embraces only hedonism as the main philosophical doctrine. Old stuff but just a reminder that butthurt report form is here to help

2012-05-17, 17:54	Link #16447
Eragon Still Alive Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Somewhere far far away Age: 31	__________________ Signature courtesy of rikikai

2012-05-17, 19:19	Link #16448
Mr Hat and Clogs Did someone call a doctor Join Date: Apr 2007 Age: 40	__________________

2012-05-17, 22:00	Link #16449
kenjiharima Mizore-chan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Moe Land Age: 43	http://www.facebook.com/streetfighter Lady Gaga as Remy+Bision http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot...76481877_n.jpg __________________ Vampire+Sisters

2012-05-17, 13:46	Link #16441
Dhomochevsky temporary safeguard Join Date: May 2004 Location: Germany	I usually get huge mathematic equations, with multiple fraction bars, squareroots and all that stuff. But that's not a problem, if you know how recaptcha works: There is one word for which they know the meaning of. They use this to check if you are human. Then the other word is the one they want you to translate. They don't actually know yet what it means. They use you (and many others) as a free human character recognition labor. Once they have enough translations on that unknown word, they can use that as a 'known' word for new captchas and so on (or they can sell it as a translation service). You can just enter garbage on the 'unknown' one and it will let you pass. They can't tell yet, that you are making it up. So... if you see two words and one of them is completely impossible to solve, guess which one is which...

2012-05-17, 13:48	Link #16442
Sumeragi Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Dai Korai Teikoku	The problem was that for me, one side was Kanji and the other Cyrillic.

2012-05-17, 13:51	Link #16443
Dhomochevsky temporary safeguard Join Date: May 2004 Location: Germany	I guess you can solve the Kanji, but if that was the unkown one, you would be out of luck. Anyway, with the picture above, you'd pass on the first try: uertion dlfksdjfie

2012-05-17, 17:50	Link #16446
NoemiChan Banned Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Philippines Age: 36	Nice one...!!!

2012-05-17, 22:59	Link #16450
LeoXiao 思想工作 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Vereinigte Staaten Age: 32	enjoy: Spoiler for ww1 + ww2, facebook-style: Spoiler for another ww2, also FB style:

2012-05-17, 23:15	Link #16451
Yui Is My Wife Paper-Fan of DOOM!! Join Date: Jul 2010	__________________

2012-05-18, 00:04	Link #16452
kenjiharima Mizore-chan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Moe Land Age: 43	http://sadpanda.us/images/967666-7ZX77HE.jpg __________________ Vampire+Sisters

2012-05-18, 00:30	Link #16453
Cold~as~Ice this is how its done Join Date: Mar 2012	<p>No iframe support, please <a href="http://youtu.be/gnxAF_bjYrA">watch on YouTube</a>.</p> <p>No iframe support, please <a href="http://youtu.be/7iezk7fmfOQ">watch on YouTube</a>.</p> __________________

2012-05-18, 01:35	Link #16457
LeoXiao 思想工作 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Vereinigte Staaten Age: 32	It took me a minute to figure out the pregnancy one, and when I did, I lol'ed.

2012-05-18, 01:39	Link #16458
kenjiharima Mizore-chan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Moe Land Age: 43	http://random.blogomatic3000.com/wp-...LK-570x420.png __________________ Vampire+Sisters

2012-05-18, 02:48	Link #16459
grylsyjaeger Onani Master Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: The girl's bathroom Age: 34	__________________ "It doesn't mean much, we never had a chance."

2012-05-18, 02:52	Link #16460
Merilyn Mensola I am a Boxer Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Where hot girls are fighting!	Hockey time........ lol! Wtf __________________