A Laugh A Day

[Ridwan]

I wonder if it has enough fanservices and actions to keep me interested....


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Meanwhile, it's said to has been posted there in another part of the forum, but since it''s a humor material and funny enough, I'll still post it here :

Spoiler for Pastie:

This is a useful tool, commonly found in the range of 6 inches long, the functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes. It is usually found hung, dangling loosely, ready for instant action. It boasts of a clump of little hairy things at one end and a small hole at the other. In use, it is quickly inserted, almost always willingly, sometimes slowly, sometimes quickly, into a warm, fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust in and drawn out again and again many times in succession, often quickly and accompanied by squirming bodily movements. Anyone found listening in will most surely recognize the rhythmic, pulsing sound resulting from the well-lubricated movements. When finally withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy, sticky white substance, some of which will need cleaning from the outer surfaces of the opening and some from its long glistening shaft. After everything is done and the flowing and cleansing liquids have ceased emanating, it is returned to its freely hanging state of rest, ready for yet another bit of action, hopefully reaching its bristling climax twice or three times a day, but often much less. What is it?

[sneaker]

Spoiler:

tooth brush?

[SaintessHeart]

Originally Posted by Kafriel

Outside is highly addictive, once you start playing you never stop! I've been on it for over 20 years now...and my guild is recruiting.

Outside is a boring game if you have no money.

[dragon4dudes]

Outside is an open sandbox game as well.

Originally Posted by Aegir

I wonder if it has enough fanservices and actions to keep me interested....


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Meanwhile, it's said to has been posted there in another part of the forum, but since it''s a humor material and funny enough, I'll still post it here :

Spoiler for Pastie:

This is a useful tool, commonly found in the range of 6 inches long, the functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes. It is usually found hung, dangling loosely, ready for instant action. It boasts of a clump of little hairy things at one end and a small hole at the other. In use, it is quickly inserted, almost always willingly, sometimes slowly, sometimes quickly, into a warm, fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust in and drawn out again and again many times in succession, often quickly and accompanied by squirming bodily movements. Anyone found listening in will most surely recognize the rhythmic, pulsing sound resulting from the well-lubricated movements. When finally withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy, sticky white substance, some of which will need cleaning from the outer surfaces of the opening and some from its long glistening shaft. After everything is done and the flowing and cleansing liquids have ceased emanating, it is returned to its freely hanging state of rest, ready for yet another bit of action, hopefully reaching its bristling climax twice or three times a day, but often much less. What is it?

Spoiler:

Ah... Nisemonogatari sure is different.

[kenjiharima]

[Rising Dragon]

[SOGESNAKE]

Prooooobably been here before... but what the hell~

[SilverSyko]

It's dangerous to go alone, take it with you:



Only problem...you can only choose one.

[SOGESNAKE]

Originally Posted by SilverSyko

It's dangerous to go alone, take it with you:



Only problem...you can only choose one.

Well.... seeing as you need all 7 Dragonballs to use them properly, the one ring is kinda.... useless, I don't have the force....


I'll go with the Lantern Ring.

[Mr Hat and Clogs]

What's the second one?

I'd go either Green Lantern Ring, or the One Ring (if it was my soul bound to it for the immortality - and I could use it's other features, ie; ascended form, mind control et al).

The Pokeball depends on what's inside it, and the Dragonball is useless on it's own! I wouldn't trust myself with a Lightsaber.

[SilverSyko]

The second one is a wizard/witch wand from the Harry Potter franchise.

And for the sake of making the decision tougher, let's just imagine the Dragon Ball represents all 7 at the same time (AKA one wish) and the Pokeball has your favorite/best Pokemon inside it.

[Rising Dragon]

Definitely go with the Green Lantern Ring.

[Merilyn Mensola]

Smile

[Patriot's Blade]

holy smokes!! real ninjas!! they do still exist in modern times!!

[Mr Hat and Clogs]

Spoiler for teehee:

"Woke up to this text from a random number ಠ_ಠ"

Spoiler for size:

Mother want's grandkids, badly.

[Merilyn Mensola]

[dragon4dudes]

Originally Posted by Mr Hat and Clogs

*snip*

In order (for size):

HA! You thought I was a girl!

What's the meme's title? I don't remember. There are too many of them.

That's disturbing. In this case, I'm hoping it wasn't a wrong number.

True, women tend to say "Nothing is wrong" and then proceed to rant about something that happened. My girlfriend is no exception. Although, there aren't enough studies to test the time it takes for women to respond when nothing is wrong. the question just isn't asked in those cases.

Don't let who see you coming? The ovaries?

That is one old Mazda. I wonder if it still drives...

We have solve the world's energy crisis. Now if only we had a superconducting core...

Does that configuration actually work? Can the computer not only recognize the hardware but also read the data and write to the drive?

Honey, this one isn't a murderer, I promise!

What is that from? Those first 3 frames? And the last one is from That 70s Show?

[Endless Soul]

Originally Posted by dragon4dudes

What is that from? Those first 3 frames? And the last one is from That 70s Show?

I could be wrong, but I believe the pictures are from the TV Series Downtown Abbey

Downtown Abbey

[dragon4dudes]

Looks about right. Thanks for the information.

[MrTerrorist]