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Old 2012-05-22, 11:08   Link #16581
Mr Hat and Clogs
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I wish the trains here had that problem, I'd be all for public transport then!

Thanks for the info about ArmA2. I've heard about it from time to time but never played it.
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Old 2012-05-22, 11:16   Link #16582
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Does anyone here have the Abe one ? I recall that there were several of these out there....

I am sure rich hafu princesses of corporate shoguns will be given permission to do what they want.

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Old 2012-05-22, 12:21   Link #16583
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I don't understand people that clings so much to monogamist mentality that such distracts them from what would've been evidently logical choice to pursue

Ah, one of my favorite reads right now, this series has "big" potential

But I noticed some of you would like to be in Mr Hero's shoes, eh? But what would you fellows actually do? Tonight, we'll take a look at what the mangatron would do if he was sandwiched between his wife and her assistant.

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First I would pretend to try and sleep, and then mutter something stupid like "say, whose breasts are those that's pressing against me" to which I would invoke the following responses with high probability:

-Demon Queen would say "silly mangatron, why don't you touch them to find out?", and to my delight I reach for her big ones.

-The flat Female knight would obviously be miffed, and pinch me greatly. To which I yelp a terrible cry of pain, which she would then proceed to use her next available weapon, her thighs, and wrap one around my leg.

I would quickly lose circulation in my leg due to the tight situation, which would lead me to say something silly like "gee, uh, it's getting hot in here", which should presumebly lead to the following situation:

-Demon Queen would definitely remove what's left of her pajamas and say "these are in the way", and she proceeds to place her panties on my face.

-Not to be outdone, the flat Female knight quickly removes her clothes and says "Now I feel a little cold", which she proceeds to wrap every available limb around me.
uh wait a minute, what was this thread again?
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Old 2012-05-22, 13:24   Link #16584
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Old 2012-05-22, 13:29   Link #16585
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Ichinose Kotomi Chan will love this!!!
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Old 2012-05-22, 13:38   Link #16586
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Old 2012-05-22, 13:42   Link #16587
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I remember reading this joke from my father's friend years ago. I found it on the web and decided to share it with you guys.

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Old 2012-05-22, 13:44   Link #16588
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Ichinose Kotomi Chan will love this!!!
Really? I think she will be sad though, cause the books are being used for a purpose not related to education or knowledge.
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Old 2012-05-22, 13:58   Link #16589
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Really? I think she will be sad though, cause the books are being used for a purpose not related to education or knowledge.
She'll be happy! It's kawaii!!!.... ehem... I'm a guy.. so its ok to say its cute...
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Old 2012-05-22, 14:00   Link #16590
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She'll be happy! It's kawaii!!!.... ehem... I'm a guy.. so its ok to say its cute...
Your first crush?
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Old 2012-05-22, 14:06   Link #16591
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Old 2012-05-22, 14:08   Link #16592
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Your first crush?
It's a girl!!! and her brother just threatened me when I was in grade 5!!! God, the memories...
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Old 2012-05-22, 14:42   Link #16593
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Does anyone here have the Abe one ? I recall that there were several of these out there....

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This sign is all kinds of wrong.

~pushes glasses up~

One does not play yuri!

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Old 2012-05-22, 15:01   Link #16594
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Does anyone here have the Abe one ? I recall that there were several of these out there....

Is that Rin and Rin junior ? Either way they are really cute
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Old 2012-05-22, 15:26   Link #16595
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Is that Rin and Rin junior ? Either way they are really cute
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Old 2012-05-22, 15:32   Link #16596
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Old 2012-05-22, 15:33   Link #16597
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Old 2012-05-22, 15:52   Link #16598
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Some time ago a Chinese teacher I know posted this:



So...for those of you who don't know Mandarin, the answer says literally "I don't want our teacher to have kids".
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Old 2012-05-22, 17:15   Link #16599
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Old 2012-05-22, 17:22   Link #16600
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I would have suggest a plastic warper... Its washing machine safe... A plain cloth would do.
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