Favorite quotes, sayings, phrases,etc.

[K_Babyy]

"You need to learn to live your life upside down, so when you turn it right side up, you know what not to do."

My daughter's father said this, we're not together atm, but sometimes he surprises me with how deep his thoughts can go.

[psycho_luny]

"you need to learn to look further then the past, for the past holds nothing to live for"
samantha: 15-09-2005
(note, it has been translated for it was said in dutch)

[Spectacular_Insanity]

This quote always makes me laugh...

"Explanation: It is my combative nature, master. I cannot help myself. I’ll make it up to you… allow me to kill something in your honor!"
~HK-47, Knights of the Old Republic video game

[Psycho 101]

A few gems that always get a laugh out of me;

Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.

If I wanted to hear from an ass, I would fart.

An erection at will is the moral equivalent of a valid credit card.

[psycho_luny]

"sex is like riding a bike, you never forget it. it might take a few tries but then i'm back and riding like before"

[germanturkey]

"So this is how liberty dies...with thunderous applause."

[Terrestrial Dream]

"No, it's for me", from the Lives of Others. Great line to the end of the great movie and I thought it was one of the best last line in any movie I saw. So simple but yet it was so satisfying.

[Lost Cause]

"If your gonna pick a fight with a rat, you better know how to fight DIRTY!" Rattrap the Maximal, Beast Wars

[grylsyjaeger]

Originally Posted by Spectacular_Insanity

This quote always makes me laugh...

"Explanation: It is my combative nature, master. I cannot help myself. I’ll make it up to you… allow me to kill something in your honor!"
~HK-47, Knights of the Old Republic video game

HK-47 has some of the best quotes ever.

My favourite quote at the moment however has to be:

"GET OUT OF HERE, STALKER."

I've pulled my hair out listening to it so many times in the past but now it just makes me laugh.

[KuroSora]

"You belive that the strong exist to cull the weak. To use them as food. But you are mistaken...
The strong exist, not to feed off of the weak but... TO PROTECT THEM!!!" (Kenshin Himura, Rurouni Kenshin)

[master_buten]

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. -Henry Ward Beecher

A hug is like a boomerang, you get it back right away -Bil Keane

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous -Ingrid Bergman

[Saturn Beaver]

These quotes came from Alan Moore. The man may have been at least slightly insane, but he makes great comics and got some good quotes too:

"Life isn't divided into genres. It's a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical, science-fiction cowboy detective novel. You know, with a bit of pornography if you're lucky."

[Cub-Sama]

"People should not fear their goverment, the government should fear their people!" - V

"Lelouch Vi Brittannia Commands You...Obey Me Subjects...OBEY ME WORLD!"
"All hail Britannia!"
"I am Zero, I destroy worlds and I create worlds"

"You say Nobody can do the impossible, nice to meet you...I'm Nobody" - Cub-sama

"History is written by the winners"

"This world is filled with double standards. Right and Wrong does not exist on this Earth simply labels given by those with power."

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"It's Pirate Hunter Zoro and he's cleaning our floors, the fiend!"

"Life's a bitch!" "Then be a pimp!" - Also me

[K_Babyy]

Real eyes realize real lies.

[Haladflire65]

"We all die. The goal is not to live forever; but the goal is to create something that will."
- Chuck Palahniuk

[suiryoku]

Not to be cliche, but my favorite quote is from Scarface:

You're all a bunch of f**king *ssholes, you know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be. You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fingers and say, "that's the bad guy". So? What's that make you? Good? You're not good, you just know how to hide. Me... I don't have that problem. I always tell the truth, even when I lie.

[SaintessHeart]

There are people in the world who really wanted to be a train driver but couldn't.

There are many people like that who wanted a enter a certain career they could have really worked hard on but never made it.

But for example, there might be a person who always wanted to be a game designer who never got to be one, or even got to work for a games company.

If he ends up working at a videogames store, he would have a real passion towards games, and would be able to recommend games better than anyone else.

He would thus have something that cannot be bought with money.

Hikaru Ijuin, on radio talkshow Shinya No Baka-Chikara, requoted in Takutsuboya's K-ON doujin Hirasawa Yui's That's It.

[thevil1]

"The only things certain in life are death and taxes" - Not sure

[Arbitres]

"even if a God as described in the Bible does exist, he is not fit for worship due to his low moral standards." Tim Maroney

"I am the just sword I am... Etcetera, etcetera. THE END HAS COME!" Silver Hakumen

[Mr. Wang]

"The things that make you happy in life, are probably already within reach. Holding them, and to keep holding on, is another thing entirely."
~Me