[Spoilers] What a Naruto character would never say

[Kouji]

Kouji: What do you mean by that you have troubles with your team Asuma?
Shikamaru: Yeah, we demand to know
Ino: Details! We need details

[hobobaggins]

Asuma: ask ino... ... ...
Ino: i dont go molest little girls!
Asuma: oh god...

ANBU: step away from Asuma! he is a wanted criminal!

Asuma: IT wasnt me! i was under the imperius curse!
ANBU: you read happy potter too? man its so cool
Asuma:...
ANBU: what? oh right? step away from the fire hydrant! that is a restricted zone!
Asuma... that is a bar stool..
ANBU: this never happened (leaves)

[Kouji]

Shikamaru: Gahh, what's happen to our sensei. He's like gone totally mental
Kouji: Who knows.
Ino: He's had too much beer and whisky
Asuma: Hey, I heard that

[hobobaggins]

Asuma: holy cheeze on rye batman!
Kakashi: what happened! whats going on?
Asuma: go back to sleep. i just saw something distrubing.
Kakashi: are you peeping into the girls bath again?
Asuma: ... ... ... no.
Kakashi: *yawn* hmm.. nothing that great then...
Asuma: look left!
Kakashi: hmm? HOLY SHIT!
Asuma: its huge!
Tsunade: why thank you.
Asuma not that, look left!
Tsunade: WOAH gigantic!
Naruto: not nice to make fun of people with large amounts of stamina
Tsunade: not that. look left
Naruto: aaaah! too big!
Sakura: stop talking about my forehead!
Naruto: no not that. look left.
Sakura: ... ... massive
Shikamaru: shut up. im trying to sleep. complimenting my IQ will get you nothing.
Sakura: not that . look left.
Shikamaru: impressive
Ino: *giggles*
Shikamaru: ugh. not that. look left.

Moral: 2400!!!!!

[Kamui4356]

Originally Posted by Kouji

Kabuto: As much as I enjoy your company Orichimaru. I think I should kill you
Orichimaru: *middle finger* up yours. Thought we were a team
Kabuto: Yeah, sure, whatever, NOT!

Hmm... I actually wouldn't be suprised if that happened.

In honor of initial d 4th stage:

Naruto: *drives up in a black and white hachi roku* Hey everyone, look what I just bought.

Sakura: Wow a car!

Sasuke: Looks like an old peice of shit... and why does it say fujiwara tofu on the side?

Naruto: SHUT THE HELL UP!!! You don't know anything, this is the famous hachi roku from Mt. Akina! It's legendary!

Hinata: don't listen to Sasuke. It's a nice car.

Shikamaru: Yeah, now you can give me rides to work. having to walk is too troublesome.

Naruto: Thanks, *Glances at Sasuke* it's good to see some people appreciate a fine automobile.

Kiba: So anyway, how much did it cost?

*meanwhile outside a certain tofu shop*

Bunta: huh, where'd he get that?

Takumi: *gets out of an r34 skyline gt-r* Look what I just bought.

Bunta: where'd you get that and what happened to the hachi roku?

Takumi: Well you said it was nearing the end of it's racing life, so I sold it to some dumb blonde kid for 7 million yen, then used the money to buy this.

Bunta: I see. Good job there.

[nh1]

Originally Posted by hobobaggins

Asuma: i wake up not knowing where i am... ... and the last thing i remember is being at the bar, and everything being..
Ino: (mind body switch!)
Ino: whee! now to go harass sakura!

Hihi, Ino used mind body switch on Asuma (spying/gathering info my ass )

Orochimaru: Sasuke, I need your child juices at once!
Sasuke: Of course!

* after some hot, sweet lovin' *

Sasuke: That was the best ever, Oro-sama.
Orochimaru: Well, yeah... Henge!
Sasuke: What the hell? Is this some kind of joke?
Naruto: Actually, it is.. Henge!
Sakura: Hey, it's me!
Sasuke: : pass-out-cold:
Ino: (mind body switch!) He actually did your ass, but it was me who enjoyed it... Ino.
Sakura w/ Sasuke: Turns into Ino.
Sakura: :fingers:

[pathyfinder]

Originally Posted by hobobaggins

ANBU: what? oh right? step away from the fire hydrant! that is a restricted zone!
Asuma... that is a bar stool..
ANBU: this never happened (leaves)

LOL "this never happend" LOL

thanks to nh1 *barf* *where is that barf o metre?* *would someone tell me how to get speghetti out of a keyboard?*

*nh1 Don't you already have the Dental Card?*

[nh1]

Originally Posted by pathy

*would someone tell me how to get speghetti out of a keyboard?*

It's not my fault... It's someone else's!

Hobobaggins' 2400th post! Look left!

[Kouji]

Sasuke: Oh yeah, I have the best motorcycle *points to his honda japanese type motorcycle*

Shikamaru: Yeah right, check out mine. Mine's faster than yours *shows him his green Kawasaki japanese type motorcycle*

[Riese]

Originally Posted by Kamui4356

Hmm... I actually wouldn't be suprised if that happened.

In honor of initial d 4th stage:

Hinata: don't listen to Sasuke. It's a nice car.

Hinata, continued: "Let's go for a ride, BITCH! Take me to the beach and wear this speedo!"

nh1, I love your avatar!

Shikamaru: "I will become the new genius of hard work!"
Lee: "I'll be the genius of slackerdom."

[pathyfinder]

Originally Posted by Riese

Shikamaru: "I will become the new genius of hard work!"
Lee: "I'll be the genius of slackerdom."

all great and LOL...*oh, it's the I caught grossness from hobo-san, uhm. nh1?? Yeah, you're correct

nh1 sounds like a TV station or something like Naruto Hits 1

NARUTO Go ahead Gaara, squish Sakura, she never put out anyhow and it's always "Sasuke kun this and sasuke kun that" she really isn't all that precious when you sit right down and think of it-dante bayo, weak bitch.

[Spiggy]

so many posts Lets try:

Oro - And next time on extreme make overs, I'll teach you how to look 10 years younger..
Sasuke - I love you, you love me, we're all one big family
Sakura - evil laugher They all think that I'm helpless, EXCELLANT, my plan for world domination is almost complete
Kiba - What is it Lassie? Little Timmy has fallen into the well at Old Man Wilson's farm!
Gamabunta to Sasuke and Naruto:
Gamabunta: Hey Sasuke go around back for me and Naruto stay here.
Sasuke: Now what?
Gamabunta: You start a fire
Naruto: What do I do?
Gamabunta: Pull my finger!
Temari - Gaara, can you make us a sandbox...PLEASE!!
Replacement Rabbit - Those assholes always get in trouble then expect ME to save their asses!!!
All 4 Hokages: It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a. It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

[Kouji]

Asuma *hickup* man, looks like I drank a lot. Think I'll lay down.
Shikamaru: *covers nose* Man, you reek hella bad of liquor
Naruto: What is that vulgor smell.
Ino: It's our team's sensei

[Kouji]

Originally Posted by Spiggy

so many posts Lets try:

Oro - And next time on extreme make overs, I'll teach you how to look 10 years younger..
Sasuke - I love you, you love me, we're all one big family
Sakura - evil laugher They all think that I'm helpless, EXCELLANT, my plan for world domination is almost complete
Kiba - What is it Lassie? Little Timmy has fallen into the well at Old Man Wilson's farm!
Gamabunta to Sasuke and Naruto:
Gamabunta: Hey Sasuke go around back for me and Naruto stay here.
Sasuke: Now what?
Gamabunta: You start a fire
Naruto: What do I do?
Gamabunta: Pull my finger!
Temari - Gaara, can you make us a sandbox...PLEASE!!
Replacement Rabbit - Those assholes always get in trouble then expect ME to save their asses!!!
All 4 Hokages: It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a. It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

Ebisu: *gets bloody nose and gets tossed back* GAHHHHH! What vulgor actions. How am I supposed to tutor Konohamaru-kun if this keeps on happening.

Naruto: hihihi You fell for it hook line and sinker.

Shikamaru: You guys're asses to go this low.

[nh1]

Originally Posted by Spiggy

Gamabunta to Sasuke and Naruto:
Gamabunta: Hey Sasuke go around back for me and Naruto stay here.
Sasuke: Now what?
Gamabunta: You start a fire
Naruto: What do I do?
Gamabunta: Pull my finger!

lol! Excellent work

Sakura - evil laugher They all think that I'm helpless, EXCELLANT, my plan for world domination is almost complete

I think this one has been done before (did you not read through all of the 98 pages before posting? ).

Strange-voice-from-South-Park: Who posted this one before?
Was it Naruto? Was it Sasuke? Was it Slade or Kaoru? Was it pathyfinder? Was it the pancake or dust bunny? Or was it Ayame the Ramen Girl and her Saliva-ramen crew?
Naruto: Shut up -datte bayo I want to know who my father is!
Strange-voice-from-South-Park: Who is Naruto's father?
Is it the 4th? Is it Jirayia? Is it Kakashi or Gai? Is it Asuma?
Naruto: Just give me a freakin' answer!!!
The Professor: The results show that... Your father is MJ!
Naruto: What?! How's that possible? Then who's my mother?
Strange-voice-from-South-Park: Who is Naruto's mo...
Naruto: ..DAMN IT!! SHUT UP -datte bayo!
The Professor: It's Orochimaru...
Naruto: Isn't Orochimaru also a guy? I thought -maru was a male suffix! How the f*** is that possible?!
MJ: You're a guy!?
Orochimaru: Who says I can't be both?
Strange-voice-from-South-Park: Who says Orochimaru can't be both?
Is it ...

[Kouji]

Nice one nh1 (btw, I like your AV )

Naruto: Who the hell is that person from South Park.

Sakura: I'm sorry if I said those nasty things Naruto
Naruto: I don't buy it, cuz you've been cold to me lately.

[WalDo]

I bet Naruto will never ever say this: "I hate ramen!!"

[Kouji]

Naruto: MAGNETISIM no JUTSU! *grabs the bells automatically with his gravity jutsu*
Kakashi: *puts down the CC Paradise book down and* NANI! *notices the bells're gone*
Sakura: What the heck
Sasuke: I didn't see that one coming

[JOJOS'STAR]

This one is for Dranz ^^ I can't believe I did this..
Left To Right

[Kouji]

Sasuke: *coughs* Dude that's sick and wrong. I like it
Naruto/Shikamaru: We know your not gay
Ino: