2004-02-16, 21:06
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Phoenix,AZ
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2004-02-17, 01:06
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Coordinated Insanity
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Between Good & Evil
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Interview with Shino of Konoha
Reporter: Thank you for granting us this interview, you have many fans although all you have done is just lurk around the shadows and blow people's arms off. Shino: .... Reporter: Humm... yes... well, my first question is something that's on everyone's mind. Where did you get those shades? I mean... it hasn't even been invented yet. Shino: ....... Reporter: No comment huh... I guess you don't want to give away your secret... how about this question? If you can control bugs does that mean you're against spraying for bugs in farms? Shino: ........... Reporter: You know... if you're not going to say anything I mind as well just leave... *the reporter starts getting up* Shino: they like you... Reporter: huh...? who likes me? Shino: my bugs... they seem to like you.... Reporter: Oh? How can you tell? Shino: They're laying eggs inside your skull... they don't do that to just anyone. Reporter: WHAT?!!! HOLY SH^%!!!!! MAKE THEM STOP!!! Shino: Don't worry... the eggs will hatch in a week's time.... Reporter: Whew... then they'll leave right? Shino: Of course... right after they eat your brain for its nutrients.  no wonder he doesn't have alot of friends.
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2004-02-17, 01:23
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Age: 35
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Naruto: why do you talk about destiny so much?!
Naruto: why do you believe that a dropout is destined to be a dropout?!? Neji: Fine... i'll tell you about my past.... Neji: *Takes off forehead protector* this symbolizes a caged bir..... Naruto: OMG NEJI UR A NAZI?!?! sumhow it all makes sense now.... Neji 
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2004-02-17, 01:33
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だいすきが大好きです！
Join Date: Nov 2003
Age: 35
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whee! new banner for us "What a character would never say" people? i think the image should be a bit smaller.... and capture the best Never to say quotes... monir should be able to unearth some good ones
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2004-02-17, 01:34
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I do as I please... ¬_¬
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Tracy CA
Age: 40
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LOL!!!!!! that was friking nice!!!!!! |
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2004-02-17, 01:37
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I do as I please... ¬_¬
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Tracy CA
Age: 40
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Well I wanted to finish that, but no one voted for the ENDING i was gonna do , it was like 3 or 4 something like that ^_^ but i will finish the Gaki VS Gaki Ultimate Battle!!!!!!! 
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2004-02-17, 03:20
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Scruffy Nerf Herder
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: The Real World
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2004-02-17, 08:43
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Coordinated Insanity
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Between Good & Evil
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2004-02-17, 11:59
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だいすきが大好きです！
Join Date: Nov 2003
Age: 35
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 wait wait. i know what it should be!!! diabolistic had a great one... the manga panel where sasuke is walking away from sakura (right before he knocks her out) he replaces what sakura says with... "Wait sasuke, its YOUR baby!!!"" <--- that should be ours. i look for it now. |
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2004-02-17, 12:01
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だいすきが大好きです！
Join Date: Nov 2003
Age: 35
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2004-02-17, 15:26
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Montreal
Age: 43
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SLADE! you crazy MF! Dont try to pervert Hinata with your wicked ways Baka!!!
 Damn it!! I find it funny at the same time I wanna kill you.. ^________________^ Baah.. Maybe I'll get used to it.. BTW Hinata would Never say "Say chees Bitch!" AAAAAh what have I wrote !! Sorry Hitata HE made me do it!!!
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2004-02-17, 16:22
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だいすきが大好きです！
Join Date: Nov 2003
Age: 35
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2004-02-17, 17:16
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I am an onion!
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: In the dark
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I haven't been here in a while! So much hilarity and a custom sig? Someone's been busy....
Next on the littlest groom..... Announcer:You know him, you begrudgingly respect him, it's the third's grandson, Konohamaru! Konohamaru: ladies, I'm looking for someone who will see me for me, who can look past my almost fanatical attachment to these goggles. (Sakura and Ino are watching at home) Ino: Well, I guess he would be helpful in the garden. I can just dress him up like a gnome! Sakura: I think he's just the right size. We could do it standing up! Ino:  What!?!Sakura: He can go right up under the table and do it while I sit down! Ino:  Sakura: He'd be perfect to hem my skirt up to micro-minis! Ino: Sakura: Or we could do something more fun..... Ino: 
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2004-02-17, 20:51
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Age: 35
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Neji: go on guys i'll handle this
Kidoumaru: haha so u want to fight me?! Neji: OF COURSE!! i've always wanted to fight SPIDERMAN!! Kidoumaru:  WTF!! IM NOT SPIDERMAN!!Kidoumaru: TAKE THIS *shoots semen arrows* HA! thats for making fun of me! Neji: *looks down at his two holes* HOLY SHIT SINCE WHEN COULD SPIDERMAN DO THAT!?!? |
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2004-02-17, 20:57
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A.S.S. Vice President
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: i dont know can you help me
Age: 34
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2004-02-18, 11:27
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だいすきが大好きです！
Join Date: Nov 2003
Age: 35
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I am going to have to shrink down the sakura/sasuke image... Naruto: Sasuke: Kakashi: Ebisu: Monir: Jirara: Sakura: what is it? Naruto: Suprnova Sasuke: went Kakashi: down. Sakura: so what? you already watched naruto- you get it from animesuki! Ebisu: So Monir: we Jirara: cant Naruto: get Sasuke: our Kakashi: anko Ebisu: hentai Everyone
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2004-02-18, 13:09
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Coordinated Insanity
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Between Good & Evil
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Regis: Welcome to today's anime edition of Who wants to be a millionaire! Today we have our contestant, Sasuke.
Naruto: Thanks Regis!! I'm filling in for Sasuke today because he's crying in a corner somewhere! Regis: Well, lets get to the first question shall we? For 100 dollars answer this question. Which one of this words/sentences starts with the letter S? That is the letter 'S', such words as Suck, Sucker, and Sucking. A. Chair. B. Hinata loves your punk ass you think headed bastard. C. Hokage means Iron Chef in Japanese. D. Sakura is a 2 dollar whore. Naruto: Hum... Regis: If need be you can use one of your life lines. Naruto: Yaa... this one's pretty tough, let me get use my 50/50 life line. Regis: Very well, Now two of the wrong answers have been taken off the screen. Now we have A. Chair. D. Sakura is a 2 dollar whore. Naruto: Humm... I could guess it... but I could buy alot of porn with 100 dollars... so I'll use another life line.. I'll ask the audience. Regis: Alright the results are in. A. Chair. 0% D. Sakura is a 2 dollar whore. 110% Regis: I don't see how they pulled off a figure over 100% but.. it seems pretty obvious which of the two the audience likes better... Naruto: 110? 0? Err... I don't know which one is higher >__<. I'll use my last life line. I'll call Kiba. Kiba: Hello? Naruto: I need some help... Kiba: What you need sucka? Naruto: I said I needed help, NOT FLEAS put the dog on the phone. Akamaru: Well hello there good chap. It's quite obvious that the answer is D. Sakura is a 2 dollar whore. I would know, I saw Lee going to Sakura's house every few hours with 2 bucks in his hand. Regis: Well there you have it... what is your final answer?! Naruto: Where am I?
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All you guys are freakin awesome! 
I'm sure somethin will hit someday...in a non-distant future... 
