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SaintessHeart · 2009-05-19, 07:12

Don't know about how this sounds......

Spoiler for NSFW:

felix · 2009-05-19, 08:33

Remember kids, adding "-ness" at the end of words ain't always such a good idea.

KimmyChan · 2009-05-19, 09:47

A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their money.

The gang was very happy to escape. "It ain't so bad," one crook noted. "We got $25 between us."

The boss screamed: "I warned you to stay clear of lawyers... we had $100 when we broke in!"

Comrade · 2009-05-19, 10:00

News announcement:
A terrorist group has captured an airplane full of lawyers, and if they don't receive ransom in the amount of 100 million, they're threatening to release one lawyer every hour.

After a plane crashes in the mountains, a rescue team is sent to save any survivors. When they finally reach the crash site, a gruesome sight awaits them.
A lone survivor is sitting next to a huge campfire and is gnawing on a human bone, while a whole pile of bones is lying next to him.
After the man notices the survivors he drops the bone, hides his face in his hands and starts to sob. "P-please ... you have to understand this ... I had to survive ... there was no other choice!"
"Of course, we understand." One of the rescue workers replies. "But the plane crashed only yesterday."

KimmyChan · 2009-05-19, 10:12

A lonely frog, desparate for any form of company telephoned the Psychic Hotline to find out what his future has in store.

His Personal Psychic Advisor advises him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog is thrilled and says, "This is great! Where will I meet her, at work, at a party?"

"No" says the psychic, "in a Biology class."

kenjiharima · 2009-05-19, 11:01

Japanese Gags.

KimmyChan · 2009-05-20, 04:12

kenjiharima · 2009-05-20, 11:31

Now there's something you don't see everyday...

Solafighter · 2009-05-20, 11:54

Epic.

Patriot's Blade · 2009-05-20, 18:27

^ i can't see de image.

Tornix · 2009-05-21, 01:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by kenjiharima

Japanese Gags.

Man, too funny.

KimmyChan · 2009-05-21, 02:49

Dilla · 2009-05-21, 04:00

Super Smash Bros commercial

Paper Mario commercial

Lol, a paper shredder.

Solafighter · 2009-05-21, 05:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by KimmyChan

lol im currently watching this one. Its just to hillirouus.

Here are the best prepared gags, i have ever seen.

The first minute is the introduction so skip to 1:05.

Kitsune · 2009-05-21, 07:10

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_udqEp_YR4

Cuttie and funny xD

kenjiharima · 2009-05-21, 09:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solafighter

lol im currently watching this one. Its just to hillirouus.

Here are the best prepared gags, i have ever seen.

The first minute is the introduction so skip to 1:05.

I hope the last dude make it back into the spa resort without freezing his ass off.

Hilarious!

Dilla · 2009-05-22, 00:26

Is this hilarious or straight up COLD-BlOODED?

The Guy Named Zeo · 2009-05-22, 01:01

Streeter gets his revenge on Amir.

kenjiharima · 2009-05-22, 04:07

lol college humor.

At least everyone is smiling at the end.

Patriot's Blade · 2009-05-22, 08:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Guy Named Zeo

Streeter gets his revenge on Amir.

its pay back time!!

ah, sweet revenge.

2009-05-19, 07:12	Link #4241
SaintessHeart NYAAAAHAAANNNNN~ Join Date: Nov 2007 Age: 35	Don't know about how this sounds...... Spoiler for NSFW: A Haro and a Dango will have an excellent SM relationship. Why? One is hard and has a smile on its face, while the other is soft and innocent. __________________ When three puppygirls named after pastries are on top of each other, it is called Eclair a'la menthe et Biscotti aux fraises avec beaucoup de Ricotta sur le dessus. Most of all, you have to be disciplined and you have to save, even if you hate our current financial system. Because if you don't save, then you're guaranteed to end up with nothing.

2009-05-19, 08:33	Link #4242
felix sleepyhead Author Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: event horizon	Remember kids, adding "-ness" at the end of words ain't always such a good idea. <p>No iframe support, please <a href="http://youtu.be/4GVrAFusTEY">watch on YouTube</a>.</p> __________________

2009-05-19, 10:00	Link #4244
Comrade A fuckin' genius! Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Here, there ... EVERYWHERE! Age: 36	News announcement: A terrorist group has captured an airplane full of lawyers, and if they don't receive ransom in the amount of 100 million, they're threatening to release one lawyer every hour. After a plane crashes in the mountains, a rescue team is sent to save any survivors. When they finally reach the crash site, a gruesome sight awaits them. A lone survivor is sitting next to a huge campfire and is gnawing on a human bone, while a whole pile of bones is lying next to him. After the man notices the survivors he drops the bone, hides his face in his hands and starts to sob. "P-please ... you have to understand this ... I had to survive ... there was no other choice!" "Of course, we understand." One of the rescue workers replies. "But the plane crashed only yesterday." __________________ If vegetarians care about the animals, then why are they eating all their food?

2009-05-19, 11:01	Link #4246
kenjiharima Mizore-chan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Moe Land Age: 43	Japanese Gags. <p>No iframe support, please <a href="http://youtu.be/S1CKmJgk4Uo">watch on YouTube</a>.</p> __________________ Vampire+Sisters

2009-05-20, 11:31	Link #4248
kenjiharima Mizore-chan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Moe Land Age: 43	Now there's something you don't see everyday... __________________ Vampire+Sisters

2009-05-19, 09:47	Link #4243
KimmyChan Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009	A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their money. The gang was very happy to escape. "It ain't so bad," one crook noted. "We got $25 between us." The boss screamed: "I warned you to stay clear of lawyers... we had $100 when we broke in!"

2009-05-19, 10:12	Link #4245
KimmyChan Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009	A lonely frog, desparate for any form of company telephoned the Psychic Hotline to find out what his future has in store. His Personal Psychic Advisor advises him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The frog is thrilled and says, "This is great! Where will I meet her, at work, at a party?" "No" says the psychic, "in a Biology class."

2009-05-20, 04:12	Link #4247
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2009-05-20, 11:54	Link #4249
Solafighter Hige Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: God only knows	Epic. __________________

2009-05-20, 18:27	Link #4250
Patriot's Blade its Ghost Madoka time!!! Join Date: May 2009 Location: brunei darusalam	^ i can't see de image. __________________ "legends said that Alto Saotome made a correct decision, he left both Ranka Lee & Sheryl Nome to marry the skies & proceed to make love with her, it was a long sight to behold according to the witnesses, the sky is now pregnant"

2009-05-21, 02:49	Link #4252
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2009-05-21, 04:00	Link #4253
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2009-05-21, 07:10	Link #4255
Kitsune 九尾の狐 Artist Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: With lots of bunny girls. Age: 38	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_udqEp_YR4 <p>No iframe support, please <a href="http://youtu.be/Q_udqEp_YR4">watch on YouTube</a>.</p> Cuttie and funny xD

2009-05-22, 00:26	Link #4257
Dilla 'Sup Ballers Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: North Carolina, USA Age: 34	Is this hilarious or straight up COLD-BlOODED? <p>No iframe support, please <a href="http://youtu.be/WMHidjDB_Uk">watch on YouTube</a>.</p> Last edited by Dilla; 2009-05-22 at 00:38.

2009-05-22, 01:01	Link #4258
The Guy Named Zeo stuff written here Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: PEI Canada Age: 34	Streeter gets his revenge on Amir. <p>No iframe support, please <a href="http://youtu.be/bI7AUgp5fPI&feature=related">watch on YouTube</a>.</p> __________________

2009-05-22, 04:07	Link #4259
kenjiharima Mizore-chan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Moe Land Age: 43	lol college humor. At least everyone is smiling at the end. __________________ Vampire+Sisters