Dating

[Tsuyoshi]

Originally Posted by synaesthetic

Then we should all be sure to procure the answer to yandere and zombies: the 12-gauge shotgun.

Hey, hey! Wouldn't you like to have someone who'd do anything out of love? I would

[synaesthetic]

Originally Posted by Tsuyoshi

Hey, hey! Wouldn't you like to have someone who'd do anything out of love? I would

When "anything" stretches to "hack off my head and carry it away on a nice boat" then I'd have to say no.

[Tsuyoshi]

Originally Posted by synaesthetic

When "anything" stretches to "hack off my head and carry it away on a nice boat" then I'd have to say no.

Ah! Well played!

[Sumeragi]

Originally Posted by synaesthetic

Then we should all be sure to procure the answer to yandere and zombies: the 12-gauge shotgun.

It'll take an automatic shotgun to take me down~

Originally Posted by synaesthetic

When "anything" stretches to "hack off my head and carry it away on a nice boat" then I'd have to say no.

Or back a leg for smoking~

[0utf0xZer0]

Originally Posted by synaesthetic

When "anything" stretches to "hack off my head and carry it away on a nice boat" then I'd have to say no.

So if she doesn't cut your head off but instead just kisses your shoes before introducing herself as your servent from a previous life, intimidates people who don't like you, and climbs into your apartment through the window at random hours of the night, is she a yandere or just a faux-yandere/creepy stalker?

[Last Sinner]

As Meatloaf once sang, 'I would do anything for love, but I won't do THAT!'

There is nothing remotely romantic about being killed by your lover. It's the utter desecration of love. If a person really loved you, they wouldn't kill you or themselves.

And if Miss Yandere has a problem - get over it, bitch. Then give Dr. Phil or Frontier Psychiatrist a call. Or better yet, Tom Cruise. One psycho deserves another.

[0utf0xZer0]

Originally Posted by Last Sinner

Or better yet, Tom Cruise. One psycho deserves another.

A few years back I had a woman approach me on the train and say "excuse me, I'm sure you get this all the time, but did you know you look like Tom Cruise?" I'd guess she was about 50.

[synaesthetic]

Originally Posted by 0utf0xZer0

A few years back I had a woman approach me on the train and say "excuse me, I'm sure you get this all the time, but did you know you look like Tom Cruise?" I'd guess she was about 50.

lolwhat, you look nothing like Tom Cruise.

[HasuMasu]

why does this make me feel bad about never having met a yandere

and at the same time the urge to go outside (*GASP*) and find one

[Last Sinner]

Originally Posted by Da_Box

why does this make me feel bad about never having met a yandere

and at the same time the urge to go outside (*GASP*) and find one

Because you haven't seen enough of the bitchy proportion of the female persuasion, my boy. Once you do, you'll change your tune very quickly. Don't get it into you head that just because someone is female, they're awesome. Women are just as capable as men of being evil and ruining your life. Anyone can be warped. Anyone can be tainted and turn bad. The thrill of something dangerous/forbidden may sound fun in fantasy/fiction. In reality, it rarely is.

[DonQuigleone]

Originally Posted by synaesthetic

When "anything" stretches to "hack off my head and carry it away on a nice boat" then I'd have to say no.

Originally Posted by 0utf0xZer0

So if she doesn't cut your head off but instead just kisses your shoes before introducing herself as your servent from a previous life, intimidates people who don't like you, and climbs into your apartment through the window at random hours of the night, is she a yandere or just a faux-yandere/creepy stalker?

They're not abnormal, they just feel and express their love in a more intense way then the rest of us. If anything that's a virtue...

[Sumeragi]

All the yandere talk reminds of the Yandere no Onna no ko ni Shinu Hodo Aisarete Nemurenai CD (ヤンデレの女の子に死ぬほど愛されて眠れないCD, "Not Being Able to Sleep Because of being Loved to Death by a Yandere Girl CD") series. Here are two English subbed videos of one of the characters:

[Moczo]

Originally Posted by synaesthetic

When "anything" stretches to "hack off my head and carry it away on a nice boat" then I'd have to say no.

Maybe she just really likes your hair.

[Endless Soul]

Originally Posted by Da_Box

why does this make me feel bad about never having met a yandere

and at the same time the urge to go outside (*GASP*) and find one

There's a flaw in your plan. You don't find a yandere. They find you.

[RadiantBeam]

Originally Posted by Endless Soul

There's a flaw in your plan. You don't find a yandere. They find you.

What if I don't want to be found by one?

[Moczo]

Originally Posted by RadiantBeam

What if I don't want to be found by one?

There's one behind you right now. Don't look, that will only make her angry that you didn't 'trust her love'. XD

[RadiantBeam]

Originally Posted by Moczo

There's one behind you right now. Don't look, that will only make her angry that you didn't 'trust her love'. XD

.....

Meep.

[Ricky Controversy]

Originally Posted by Moczo

There's one behind you right now. Don't look, that will only make her angry that you didn't 'trust her love'. XD

Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii~

[Moczo]

Originally Posted by RadiantBeam

.....

Meep.

That feeling of cold, intense horror is how you know she loves you.

[Sumeragi]

Originally Posted by Moczo

There's one behind you right now. Don't look, that will only make her angry that you didn't 'trust her love'. XD

*Looks at RadiantBeam from behind a lamppost*