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@.@ well here's the crack that's been boiling in the IRC (both the FFC and the OCC. The ideas came from everyone who was there really. Tempest, I think, came up with the original idea, which proceeded to get bounced around, with apologies to everyone featured I promise I mean everything in the most loving way possible.
Monty Khrack and The Holy Flail
Spoiler for Here it is:
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“STOP THAT!”
“I just wanted to have a bit of fun sire,” The loyal servant of Yuuno, King of Mid-Childa, Chrono pouted and lipped his coconut halves in his hands.
The king raised a hand, “We’re looking for brave knights, that’s why we’ve come to this castle.”
“
They coconuted their way up to the wall of a castle. “Hello! We’re looking for brave knights!”
“Who you supposed to be?” the guard, a glasses wearing green haired man.
“Well I’m Yuuno king of the Mid-Childians!”
“How do I know that?”
Yuuno blinked, no one had actually contested his kingship before. “Well the lady of the lake gave me this particularly shiny sword.” He drew said sword.
“Well that doesn’t prove anything. And where’d you get the coconut’s anyway?”
“Well we found them.”
“Found them? There aren’t any oceans here!”
“Well birds move around.”
“That doesn’t mean coconuts migrate!”
“Well maybe… it was carried! By… by a swallow.”
“What the hell are you on?”
“Well if he gripped it by the husk…”
“It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a 1 pound coconut.”
“Well I say it could and I’m the main character.”
“Listen, in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow nids to beat its wings 43 times every second, right?”
“Oh oh but what if he was really really big!” A brown haired man popped up next to him. “And the coconut was very very small!”
“You’re just being stupid.” Neither noticed that the king had left.
“Bring out your dead!” Tempest walked throughout the city with his cart of corpses. “Any dead around here?”
“I got one,” a woman dragged out what looked to be a lazy, khrack addled man by the ear.
“But I’m not dead Anita,” the man appeared to be crying.
“Well I can’t take him if he isn’t dead,” Tempest pointed out.
“Oh he’ll be dead soon.”
“I’m getting better,” Kha croaked.
“Dead within a few minutes.”
“I don’t want to go in the cart.”
“Don’t be such a baby!”
“I have to keep going on,” Tempest pointed out.
“Can’t you do anything?” Anita pleaded.
“I feel fine. I might even write somethi-” CLONK!
Tempest put his shovel back in his cart and tossed Kha in his cart. “Who’s that then?”
“How should I know? I’m just a peasant.”
“Must be a king, he has coconuts after all.”
King Yuuno continued his journey, carefully avoiding any areas that might make his servant want to blow them up. Unfortunately he couldn’t seem to find anyone that would want to be his knight.
Kha and his servant coconuted across the land and were still coconuting when they came to a stop in front of a mighty looking Black Knight.
“Would you like to be my knight?” Yuuno asked the Black Knight. “You can be the first one.”
“No.” The Black Knight, who’s real name was Zest, was quite annoyed by the king, who was rather noisy. “None shall pass.”
“Well… please?”
“No.”
“I’ll fight you then!” The King drew his sword. “Come on!”
The king’s version of fighting was in fact just waving about his sword on the off chance he hit someone. Luckily for him Zest hadn’t quite gotten enough sleep the previous night and was clumsy enough to let Yuuno cut off his arm.
“Well see I won!” Yuuno was quite happy and motioned for Chrono keep coconuting.
“Not yet,” Zest attacked him with the other arm.
Yuuno quickly flailed off his other arm. “Alright now—”
Zest kicked Yuuno, “It’s only a flesh wound.”
One less leg later Yuuno found Zest was still trying attack him.
“Are you going to BLEED me to death?”
“I can take you!”
One stroke later Yuuno and Chrono were happily on their way while the black Knight tried to wiggle after them.
“Witch she’s a witch!”
“Burn her burn the witch!”
The peasant mob dragged a woman to the front. She’d been dressed up in a witch’s costume, complete with a witch nose. “I’m not a witch! My name is Kriss!”
Nanoha, the wisest person in town, looked down from her pedestal, “you sure look like a witch.”
“That doesn’t mean I am one! And they dressed me up like this!” She pointed down at the crowd of men.
Nanoha raised an eyebrow. “Is this true?”
A man named Shou looked slightly embarrassed, “Well yeah…”
“But she’s been stripping women only using hand signals!” PF argued, “So we must burn her!”
“Now now,” Nanoha waved her hand, “We will nid proof of her witchdom.” She took out Raising Heart. “Now if she survives the blast from Raising Heart—”
“Wait wait wait!” The men cried out not wanting to be breaker’d to next Tuesday.
Nanoha sighed, “fine. We’ll do it the scale way. Look alright witches burn because~”
“I set them on fire!” PF offered.
“Wrong because they’re made of wood and wood floats. Now what else floats?”
“GUNDAMS!” Someone in the back yelled.
“A duck.”
Everyone turned to see King Yuuno walk up.
“Exactly. So we weigh the duck against the witch and if they weigh the same…”
“She’s a witch!” The guys cheered and ran off to test it out.
“Who are you who is so intelligent?” Nanoha asked Yuuno.
Yuuno blushed for he found the somewhat crazy woman very cute. “King Yuuno…”
“Oh my a king.”
“Would you… maybe… I dunno be one of my knights?”
“Cool!”
And so the brave Sir Nanoha the Devil joined King Yuuno. She was soon followed by Sir Lanzalot who was definitely not the witch in the previous scene, Sir Fate the not-interested-Naoha-take-a-hint, Sir Wanwan who tries-really-really-hard-not-to-be-a-perv who nose blood had created several rivers and the aptly named Sir not-appearing-in-this-crack.
“And that my liege is how I came to know all of Fate’s measurements.” Nanoha nodded proudly.
Yuuno looked amazed. “I never knew Sir Fate had such larg—”
“It’s all a lie!” Fate cried.
Meanwhile Sir Wanwan had been bleeding since the beginning of Nanoha’s story.
“Look my liege!” Sir Lanzalot yelled out.
“Outer Cadia!” Yuuno gasped, looking at his capital.
“I’m thinking we do a crossover with EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD. Nanoha vs. Ronald McDonald vs. Chuck Norris anyone?”
“KHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A!”
“…no this sucks.”
Yuuno gulped. “Well, on second thought, let's not go to Outer Cadia-- it is a silly place.”
“Right right.”
They continued on. When suddenly a booming voice changed everything.
“Yuuno! Yuuno~”
The King and his entourage immediately fell to their knis.
“No no! How many times to I have to say it? I’m not a god!”
Sir Lanzalot argued, “But Satashi-sam-”
“NO! NO! SAMA OR I’LL STRIKE YOU DOWN!” Satashi boomed from heaven.
They all stood up.
“What are you doing now?”
“I’m averting my eyes,” Yuuno was looking away.
“No no no don’t do that!”
“But you don’t like me!”
“I like you fine.”
“But you write all that NanoFate stuff,” Yuuno sniffled.
“NanoFate?” Wanwan passed out.
“That doesn’t mean I don’t like you. Now I have a very very very important quest for you. You will find my hold flail!”
“How does god lose their flail?” Nanoha asked.
Satashi glared at her, “Here’s some Fate doujin’s, don’t ask me that again.”
“Agreed!”
Yuuno put a hand to his chest, “Oh G- Satashi we will find your flail. But please… write me some Yuunoha,” he started crying.
Satashi started to disappear, “Oh Angel’s calling me bye~”
“Y-You didn’t answer Satashi!”
“Now I’ve heard the flail is in that castle.” Yuuno pointed to a very ordinary looking castle. However the mere mention of it made everyone pale.
“But isn’t that Touhou castle?” Fate asked.
“Touhou!” Lanzalot’s eyes lit up.
“Touhou?” Wanwan’s nose suddenly flooded at the memory of images.
“Yes,” Yuuno nodded seriously. “Now let’s go ask them.”
The brave knights walked up to the castle.
An oddly dressed person greeted them. “What do you want?”
“We’re looking for Satashi’s flail have you seen it?”
“No. Now goodbye.”
“WAIT!” Yuuno yelled.
“If you do not go I will send Yuyuko to eat you all.”
“I am king of this land! And I demand your help!”
“I am not Mid-Childian!”
“Then what are you?”
“I’m French! And they’re all from Gensokyo, you silly king.”
“Then me and my knights will take your castle!”
“Your grammar is crap. You don't frighten us, pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Yuuno-king, you and all your silly yuri fangirls. Thppppt!”
“Maybe we should leave,” Wanwan offered.
“TO THE GROUND!” Nanoha yelled, “let’s break ‘em to the ground.”
“I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough whopper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.”
“Is there someone else up there we could talk to?” Fate asked.
“No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!”
“Now listen here!” Yuuno shouted.
“Fetchez la Marcia!”
A blond girl walked up to the edge of the castle.
“Blast them good!”
Nanoha stepped forward, “I’ll show yo-”
“Run away!” Fate and Lanzalot grabbed Nanoha and dashed away with her.
They all ran far far away.
The story of Sir Wanwan
After being utterly defeated at castle Touhou, King Yuuno and his women decided to go their separate ways. Sir Wanwan went north with her minstrels.
Tempest who had given up being a mortician for the life of a minstrel followed Wanwan through the forest while singing.
“Chastely chaste Sir Wanwan, rode forth from Cadia.
She would never bleed oh no, o chaste Sir Wanwan.
She was not at all affected by temptations of the flesh.
Chaste, chaste, chaste, chaste Sir Robin!
She was not at all effected by breasts pressed in her face.
Or by braless bouncing chests and pantless women
To watch a magical girl transform and a loli at that,
She self-censors yes, chaste Sir Wanwan!
She can watch girls with breasts the size of balloons
With their hands moving towards other girls
And their shirts off and their pants going,
And their soggy muffins—"
“T-that’s enough music,” Wanwan gulped and held her nose.
They kept riding on until they exited the forest, then to their shock, there in the dark Wanwan spotted the holy flail, don’t ask how she could spot a flail, on highest window of a giant castle.
They rode forth towards the castle. Wanwan knocked on the door. “Excuse me! Excuse me! I’m looking for Satashi’s flail!”
The door open revealing a very lovely brown haired woman, “Oh~ you know Satashi? We love Satashi.” She welcomed Wanwan in, “but the men have to stay outside,” she pointed at her minstrels.
Wanwan shrugged and left them behind.
“Now welcome good knight to the castle Fon Filia,” Hayate swept her arm around the giant castle seemingly filled with only women, and a particularly shiny sword.
“I’m looking for the flail!”
“Yes yes, You look very tired. Saharet, Nikki~”
Two women popped up from the stairwell, “yes master!”
“Please prepare a bed for Wanwan.”
Wanwan gulped and turned red. “N-no that’s not necessary. If you’ll just point me towards the flail I’ll be on my way.”
Hayate forced Wanwan onto a bed. “Don’t be rude Sir Knight. Oh, I am afraid our life must seem very dull and quiet compared to yours. We are but eight score young blondes and brunettes, all between fifteen and twenty something, cut off in this castle with no one to protect us! Oh, it is a lonely life -- bathing, dressing, undressing, playing yakyuken… We are just not used to handsome knights. Nay, nay, come, come, you may lie here.” She looked between Wanwan’s legs. “Oh, but you are wounded!”
“I’m fine!”
“You must see our doctor! Shamal!”
“That’s not nided!”
Shamal walked in and kniled in front of Wanwan. “Ah yes,” she stuck her head between Wanwan’s legs for a better view.
Wanwan stood up, “I have to find the flail!” She ran out of the room and right into…
… the giant… communal… bathroom.
“Want a bath Wanwan?” The girl’s asked in unison.
“Hayate!” Wanwan ran for Hayate who was standing in the back.
The girl, who was in fact not Hayate, looked surprised. “I’m Naolin.”
Wanwan started to leave.
“Where are you going?” Naolin asked.
Wanwan turned, “I seek the flail! I have seen it, here in this castle!”
Naolin held a hand to her mouth, “No! Oh, no! Bad, bad Hayate!
“What is it?” Wanwan looked concerned though she couldn’t help but notice Naolin was wearing a rather low cut dress.
“Oh, wicked, bad, naughty Hayate! She has been setting alight to our beacon, which, I just remembered, is flail-shaped. Oh dear.”
Wanwan’s eyes grew teary, “It's not the real flail?”
Naolin shook her head, “Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, evil Hayate! Oh, she is a naughty woman, and she must pay the penalty -- and here in Castle Fon Filia, we have but one punishment for setting alight the grail-shaped beacon. You must tie her down on a bed and spank her!”
“A spanking! A spanking!” The girls got very excited.
“You must spank her well. And after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like. And then, spank me,” Naolin nodded very seriously.
“And spank me.” Saharet waved her hand
“And me.” Nikki looked excited
“And me,” Shamal giggled.
“Yes, yes, you must give us all a good spanking!” Naolin announced
Wanwan paled as the girls cheered, “A spanking! A spanking!”
Naolin had one more thing to say to the knight, “And after the spanking, the oral sex.”
“Oral sex! Oral sex!”
Squirt. Wanwan lay on the ground in a bleeding heap.
“SIR WANWAN!” Sir Lanzalot burst through the doors, shielding her eyes from the nearly nude woman, luckily the steam acted as a censor bar. “Away women!” She lifted up her bleeding friend.
“No no I think I will stay,” Wanwan said dizzily.
“You will not!”
“She wants to stay,” Naolin and the other women followed them.
“Let her stay!”
“Wanwan~”
“I really think I can handle this,” Wanwan said.
“You cannot! You were about to have a giant orgy for Satashi’s sake!”
“Which I could handle!”
“The flail look for the flail!” Lanzalot kept her out of the reach of Wanwan’s fangirls.
They burst out of the building and dove behind Tempest who held the women at bay.
“A man! Run away!” The women of castle Fon Filia retreated.
“I could have done it…”
“Like hell you could have!”
“Bet you’re straight.’
“I am not!”
Meanwhile King Yuuno, Sir Nanoha and Sir Fate had found something from a certain old man.
Yuuno and his group sat in a smelly old house. “So Aaron, this enchanter of whom you speak, he has seen the flail?”
“Old man, where does he live?” Nanoha got directly to the point.
“He knows of a cave, a cave which no man has entered,” Aaron nodded sagely.
“And the flail... The flail is there?”
“Very much danger, for beyond the cave lies the Gorge of Eternal Peril, which no man has ever crossed.”
“But the Flail! Where is the Flail!?” Fate implored.
“Seek you the Bridge of Death.”
“The Bridge of Death, which leads to the Flail?
“Hee hee ha ha!”
“Fate, we should have gotten Hayate to help,” Nanoha groaned.
“She’s too busy with her castle.”
So Yuuno went into a dark and very expensive forest to find the Bridge of Death. But it wasn’t long before he ran into the residents of the forest.
“NI!”
Yuuno jumped back from the weird bodysuit wearing women who all shouted ni at him.
“We are the number who say NI!” The tallest of them, a eyepatch wearing girl who seemed to be standing on something covered by a large coat, shouted at them.
“Who?” Nanoha raised an eyebrow.
“We are the keepers of the sacred words: Nii, Pen, and Nii-wom!”
“Well we’ll be going then…”
“NI!”
Fate blinked, “That’s kind of annoying.”
“A shrubbery! If you do not get us a shrubbery we will follow you and say NI!”
“Alright alright,” Yuuno held his ears, “just don’t say it!”
So the king and his knights had a new job.
“Hey weirdo! Is there anywhere in this town where we could buy
a shrubbery!” Nanoha held up a guy by his collar.
“Who sent you?” He eyed her suspiciously.
“The Knights Who Say Ni,” Fate got Nanoha to put him down.
“Agh! No! Never! We have no shrubberies here. Plenty of nukes no shrubs!”
“If you do not tell us where we can buy a shrubbery, my friends and I will say... we will say... `ni',” Yuuno bent down close to his ear.
“Agh! Do your worst! I can handle it!”
“Very well! Ni!”
“No! Never! No shrubberies!”
“Noo! Noo!” Nanoha shouted.
“No, no, no, no -- it's not that, it's 'ni',” Yuuno corrected
“Noo! Ni!”
“That's it, that's it, you've got it.” They patted Nanoha on the back.
“Are you saying 'ni' to that old woman?” Tempest, who had given up his job as Wanwan’s minstrel, sat on a large pile of shrubs.
Yuuno blinked, “Um, yes.”
“Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say `ni' at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history.
ARTHUR: Did you say `shrubberies'?
“Yes, shrubberies are my trade -- I am a shrubber, I used to be several other things but they were lame. My name is Tempest the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies.”
Nanoha looked around, “Ni!”
“No! No, no, no! No!”
“Here’s your shrubbery,” Yuuno pushed the shrub forward.
“I’m not a plant!” Protested the shrub, who claimed they were named Nictory.
“Whatever.”
“As wonderful as this shrubbery is,” the head number said. “We are now the Numbers Who Say Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoom-boing-mumble-mumble. So we will give you a new test.”
“Hell no,” Nanoha said bluntly. “STARLIGHT…”
“OH SHI—”
“BREAKER!”
And so all the knight we reunited and well on their way to finding the flail. They just seemed to wander along until one day…
“Who are you?” Yuuno asked the tiny girl who blocked their bath.
“I am Agito the enchanter!” A tree in the background spontaneously combusted.
“We’re looking for the holy flail have you seen it?” Wanwan asked.
“Have I seen it?!?!” Several more trees combusted. “Well yes actually. In the cave up there is a message but be warned there is a fearsome beast gu—”
“Well we’ll be off then,” Yuuno and company were already on their way out.
“LISTEN WHEN PEOPLE TALK TO YOU!” The forest exploded.
“I don’t see anything fierce here,” Sir Lanzalot looked around but didn’t see any monster.
“Maybe it’s behind that little girl?” Chrono, who had long been forgotten, pointed.
The little girl in question was running out of the cave before she proceeded to trip and fall on her face.
“She’s so cute!’ Nanoha swooned, “Let’s adopt her Fate!”
Fate sighed, “Let’s not.”
Sir Vita the hothead, who had only just joined the party, “Stepped forward, I’ll go and ask her, you lot would just scare her to death.” She stepped forward. “Hey little girl have you seen the-”
Vita was flung into the air by a blue pillar that shot from the ground and became a tiny speck in the sky.
“What the hell!” The group collectively exclaimed.
Out of the cave walked a very very pissed looking blue wolf.
“Is that supposed to be her babysitter?” Yuuno asked.
“I vote we use the holy hand grenade!” Lanzalot shouted for she didn’t want to face the raging babysitter.
“Brother Tempest always carries it with him!”
Yuuno and the group ran for Brother Tempest for Tempest had entered monkdom after he learned that few people actually liked shrubs.
Brother Tempest held out the grenade. “Brother Ax,” for Tempest had brought him to the monk world as well. “Read.”
Ax brought out the big book. “"And the Satashi spoke, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it and remember I AM NOT GOD.'"
“Right!” Yuuno took the grenade and pulled the pin, “One… Two… forty-two!” he lobbed it off and blasted the girl and her guardian into the sky. But don’t worry moe blobs and puppies bounce. “Into the cave!”
Inside the cave they learned that they had to go to a rather large lake to find the flail. On their way to find the flail they ran across the bridge old man Aaron had mentioned may scenes ago. In fact old man Aaron was standing on it. But there was no more time, if this crack runs any longer they’ll have this writer’s head. So Nanoha blasted the bridge and led them to the lake.
Yuuno cried out in misery. “Where the hell is this flail?”
Just then the lady of the lake rose out. The lady of the lake, more commonly known as Signum seemed uncomfortable in her very small mini-skirt. Beside her was the other lady of the lake, Rein.
“Why Yuuno you had the flail all along!” Rein cheered while Signum looked for something to cover herself with.
Yuuno looked up at her with shiny eyes, “You mean the flail’s inside all of us?”
Rein giggled, “don’t be silly. Wanwan has it.”
Wanwan flailed about, “I didn’t know honest!”
And so the flail was returned to Satashi and all order was returned to the world.
Which somehow started with me making a Meet the Cadians statement as a heads-up to further revisions to a new character I made without remembering the movie Meet the Spartans, then Khrack exploded.
Being a combat cyborg and all one would think that as kid Subaru may have had....different....fears than a normal person growing up.
Spoiler for Subaru's childhood fear:
Toddler Subaru had bigger worries than most of her peers. Her parents had always told her to be aware of the fact she was different from other people and should take the proper precautions.
“Hey Subaru it’s raining outside!”
“Oh, really?” Subaru looked out the window sheepishly. “Uht ohh.”
Subaru walked over to the coat closet and hopped up, opening the door, disappearing into the mass of coats and boots.
Ginga watched her little sister disappear. “Hey, whatcha doing Subaru?”
“Protecting myself!” came the high-pitched reply.
After several minutes of listening to thuds and bangs Ginga’s gagged as a fully weather-worthy clad Subaru emerged decked out head to toe in an assortment of her parents, her sister’s, and her own rain gear.
Over sized yellow rain boots that came up mid-thigh, a bright pink rain coat with a big bow on the front, massive black snow gloves, and a to top it all off a cute little sailors hat perched on her head.
Trying to contain her laughter Ginga asked, “Pft- Why are you dressed like that?”
“Cause I don’t wanna rust!” Subaru cried, large wells of tears polling on her cheeks.
“Bwhahaha! Oh god, hahahahaha” Ginga couldn’t hold it in any longer and fell over laughing.
Being a combat cyborg and all one would think that as kid Subaru may have had....different....fears than a normal person growing up.
Spoiler for Subaru's childhood fear:
Toddler Subaru had bigger worries than most of her peers. Her parents had always told her to be aware of the fact she was different from other people and should take the proper precautions.
“Hey Subaru it’s raining outside!”
“Oh, really?” Subaru looked out the window sheepishly. “Uht ohh.”
Subaru walked over to the coat closet and hopped up, opening the door, disappearing into the mass of coats and boots.
Ginga watched her little sister disappear. “Hey, whatcha doing Subaru?”
“Protecting myself!” came the high-pitched reply.
After several minutes of listening to thuds and bangs Ginga’s gagged as a fully weather-worthy clad Subaru emerged decked out head to toe in an assortment of her parents, her sister’s, and her own rain gear.
Over sized yellow rain boots that came up mid-thigh, a bright pink rain coat with a big bow on the front, massive black snow gloves, and a to top it all off a cute little sailors hat perched on her head.
Trying to contain her laughter Ginga asked, “Pft- Why are you dressed like that?”
“Cause I don’t wanna rust!” Subaru cried, large wells of tears polling on her cheeks.
“Bwhahaha! Oh god, hahahahaha” Ginga couldn’t hold it in any longer and fell over laughing.
“Gin-neeeeee!”
XD nice poor Subaru. If i were an artist I'd totally draw ODRaingear!Subaru
"Transfer complete," Shari stated happily as she twirled from her chair to run look at the two new unison devices.
Nanoha and Fate bent over the table, blinking as smoke rose from around the glass cases being opened. "Are they awake?" The brunette asked hopefully.
One of the devices opened it's eyes, showing her clear red orbs. "Yes, my master!" She stood completely and dusted off her white sundress. Blue trim ran over the edges of it and colored the straps keeping it up.
"Yes sir," The male answered as he sat up, yellow eyes blazing.
"Bardiche!" Fate cheered happily, holding out her hands for her device to hop on. "Wow, you look so cool!" She observed his clothing, the appeared to match her barrier jacket but only a males. Black jeans covered his legs and a white cape fell over his back. Long blond hair swung back, held in place by a black ribbon.
The two devices looked over at each other and blushed darkly. "Raising-san," Bardiche greeted her.
"... Bar-chan." The two ran towards each other, arms spread wide with smiles on their faces.
"When a maaaaaaaaaaaaaan loves a woooomaaaaaaaaan!"
"SHARI!" Fate and Nanoha both scolded the woman who suddenly broke out in song. Red and blue eyes looked back at the two devices, who were still hugging.
"Um..." Fate felt her cheeks color when they started to kiss. "I guess they really are a reflection of their users?"
Nanoha blushed darkly when raising Heart shoved Bardiche down and straddled his waist. "H-hey! stop it!"
~**~
"Sir!"
"Master!"
"Sir!"
"MASTER!"
Fate pulled the pillow over her head, groaning as the devices went at it again. "Keep your horny device under control, Nanoha."
"It's not MY fault!" Nanoha protested grumpily, trying to hide under the covers to keep out the screaming coming from the mini-bed on their nightstand across the room.
"Master... Master.... MASTER!!"
Fate sighed. "Why don't you call me 'master', Nanoha?"
Nanoha smirked. "You don't do anything to deserve it."
"Oh?" the blond rolled over and straddled her lover.
I gasped, mouth open and panting for air. My body shook, muscles ached, but I could still feel it deep inside. I cleared the road in a single leap, landing and shattering the sidewalk underneath me from the force. I straightened up and walked forward, still panting. Feathers were still falling, my mouth open in ragid gasps. My hands shook , fingernails growing...
I grabbed her and slowly pulled her face to mine. A long slow snarl came from my throat as she tried to regain her senses. She had hit her head when she landed, and I could smell the blood leaking in her hair.
"They never said..." Tia coughed out. "you were an ancient..."
"Who are 'they?'" I demanded, voice scratchy and deep.
"The people who hired me..." She was slowly coming to again fully. "They paid me to kill you, but they with held important information..."
I laughed at her stupidity. "Idiot. They wanted you dead, not me." I gripped her neck tighter. "You said you were a paladin. You lie."
"I didn't lie." She gripped my wrist and I could tell the fire was coming back into her eyes thanks to the small rest she was getting. "They trained me since I was created."
"You said created." I stated simply, my voice slowly turning more feminine as the devil was repressed.
Tia looked at me and I dropped her. She wouldn't attack me anymore, I could tell. "They injected my mother when she was pregnant. I was born a vampire but they kept me sated with pills. When I was old enough I was sent to kill others. I drank their blood to become more powerful and soon they gave me freedom to hunt and kill on my own."
"Why?"
"Hell if I know." Tia growled, now annoyed at my questions. "What's it to you?"
"Paladins hunting humans. Training Vampires to fight... Times are changing, and I don't like where it's going."
Tia twisted her neck with her hands, making it pop loudly. "I'm leaving."
"Not going to kill me?" My attitude was coming back as well.
"I can't kill you like that." Tia made her guns go back into cards. "A clean up crew will be here shortly."
My eyes glanced at the people standing around, staring in shock. When I looked again, Tia was gone and so was her bike.
I frowned.
~**~
So many questions. Who was Tia? Why was she a vampire but allied with Paladins? And if my gut feeling was right, why did they send her to die in a fight against me?
Nanoha's bakery came into view and I parked my bike in front of it. My body was sore and I was a little dizzy. Repressing...her... had drained me almost completely. I wanted nothing more than a cinnoman roll and a pint of warm blood to make me feel better.
The though of Nanoha's body curled against me, gasping in my ear as I drank, made me cheer up significantly. "Nanoha," I sang out to her as I entered the shop. She looked up at me along with someone else.
Who smelt like her.
"You!" I ran forward and grabbed the girl by the neck, lifting her up into the air.
"FATE-CHAN!" Nanoha cried out, running around to start pulling on my hand. "don't hurt her!"
"She's with her!" I revealed to my girlfriend, growling. "She tried to kill me!"
"She saved my life!"
I looked at Nanoha in confusion as she struggled to lower my arm by pulling on it. "What?"
"PLEASE!" She cried out.
I sat the girl down and she immediately started coughing and rasping for air. She allowed me to tilt her neck and I looked at the marking on it. This girl was a blood bank for Tia.
"Subaru-chan, are you okay?" Nanoha knelt by her and placed her arms on the girl's shoulders. "I'm sorry, she doesn't know yet."
"Know?" I asked, looking down a them. "Know what?"
A.) Nanoha
B.) Fate
A
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Originally Posted by TheShinySword
@.@ well here's the crack that's been boiling in the IRC (both the FFC and the OCC. The ideas came from everyone who was there really. Tempest, I think, came up with the original idea, which proceeded to get bounced around, with apologies to everyone featured I promise I mean everything in the most loving way possible.
Monty Khrack and The Holy Flail
Spoiler for Here it is:
-cut-
Aye!
That was epicly hilarious!
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Originally Posted by Blue-Phoenix
Yes, let there be a tidal wave of Aye's!
Aye!
Welcome to the thread and have fun!
Edit:
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Originally Posted by Blue-Phoenix
Being a combat cyborg and all one would think that as kid Subaru may have had....different....fears than a normal person growing up.
Spoiler for Subaru's childhood fear:
Toddler Subaru had bigger worries than most of her peers. Her parents had always told her to be aware of the fact she was different from other people and should take the proper precautions.
“Hey Subaru it’s raining outside!”
“Oh, really?” Subaru looked out the window sheepishly. “Uht ohh.”
Subaru walked over to the coat closet and hopped up, opening the door, disappearing into the mass of coats and boots.
Ginga watched her little sister disappear. “Hey, whatcha doing Subaru?”
“Protecting myself!” came the high-pitched reply.
After several minutes of listening to thuds and bangs Ginga’s gagged as a fully weather-worthy clad Subaru emerged decked out head to toe in an assortment of her parents, her sister’s, and her own rain gear.
Over sized yellow rain boots that came up mid-thigh, a bright pink rain coat with a big bow on the front, massive black snow gloves, and a to top it all off a cute little sailors hat perched on her head.
Trying to contain her laughter Ginga asked, “Pft- Why are you dressed like that?”
“Cause I don’t wanna rust!” Subaru cried, large wells of tears polling on her cheeks.
“Bwhahaha! Oh god, hahahahaha” Ginga couldn’t hold it in any longer and fell over laughing.
Location: In the Netherrealm, thinking who to betray next...
Evil Rick's pice of crack!
Vivio and Syn meet Captain Jack Sparrow!
Spoiler for ^^:
Vivio and SDyn were walking on the streets of the City at night tired of the heavy day at school, to make the things feel less awful, Vivio decided to ask Syn
"Hey, wich movie actor do you like?"
"Uh?"
"Yeah! You know? Any kind of actor from amovie or TV show that you think who looks handsome?"
"You know I don't like to watch t.v. Vi!"
"Oh, yeah..." Syn noticed that Vivio now looked upset, so she tried to fix the things
"Well, wich one do you like?"
"Oh, I love Jony Deep, specially when he plays Captain Jack Sparrow!"
"What the...? Who is that guy?"
"Well, you see, he is..."
Before Vivio could answer, a door opened at their right with a blending light, Vivio and Syn covered their eyes and when they released their sight, they sawno other but Captain Jack Sparrow!
The manager was strong willed and distanced. If a hostage was killed in front of me due to my inaction I would look almost unaffected, but inside I'd feel, well, I can't really describe it. When I've seriously screwed up before (admittedly, I've never screwed up that badly before) I'd get the same, intensely sickly feeling, but look like I didn't care. Usually it made matters worse, because I'd have teachers/relatives/parents/siblings scream at me twice as loud for being utterly indifferent. Of course, I'm not a drone; I did indeed care, but didn't know how to show it.
I know exactly what you mean. I'm too apathetic to some of my friends. Though I really do care! ...sometimes
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Originally Posted by Evangelion Xgouki
Hmmm....
Spoiler for Angel from on high:
A soft sigh escaped my lips, hand propping my head up on my desk. It was yet another normal day with no real work to be done which meant it was boring. My eyes wandered to my left and out the window. The sun was shining brightly above with not a cloud in sight. It looked like such a wonderful day to be outside, flying in that sea of blue. I wished someone would come take me away from all of this...
"Away to where?"
Surprised by the voice, me head slipped off my hand and almost met the hard desk. My eyes darted around, looking for the sound of the voice. Turning to the window, I saw her. Dressed in a lose, white gown she stared back at me from outside the window. Slender arms rested at the sides of her slim figure. Long, blond hair flowed down from her head to her almost her ankles. Her burgundy eyes seemed to shimmer in the sun. But what caught my attention were the white, majestic wings extending from her back. They were stretched out behind her, feathers dancing in place when the wind blew by. The sunlight on them almost seemed to make them glow around her.
"Away to where?" she repeated.
It took me a moment to return to my senses. The whole thing seemed so...surreal. I really didn't know what to do, what to say. My voice was stuck in my throat as I continued to stare at figure of beauty before me. She remained in place with a smile, such a warm smile. In my chest my heart beat quickly, unsure of what I should do.
"T-the sky," I managed to get out. "I...I want to fly in the sky..."
Her smiled widen slightly as she nodded. "Then let us go," she stated, extending her right hand towards me.
I didn't know what to do. My hand seemed to act on its own, extended out to grasp the one she presented to me. The sudden lack of glass in the window didn't even register as I stood so reach out to her. Our hands touched and she interlaced her fingers with my own. Her hands were so soft and smooth, her grip firm yet gentle.
"Let us go."
She broke eye contact and stared up towards the sky. My own eyes remained on her, unable to pull away. Those majestic wings flapped once, then twice. Before I knew it, my feet were no longer on the ground. I gasped when I was pulled through the empty window and towards the sky above. We ascended higher, the far above the roofs of the houses below. She turned turn to look at me and smiled again. Pulling me up towards her, she embraced me from behind. Slender arms wrapped around my waist as her head nestled on my shoulder. I desperately tried to subdue the blood that was rushing to my cheeks.
"Beautiful, isn't it?"
My eyes turned towards the distance and a gasp escaped my lips. In the distance I could see the shimmering sea disappearing into the horizon. The houses below were so small, almost like toys. A gust of cool wind blew by. It was all so...breathtaking. The feeling of being up here, flying in the blue sky was...indescribable. To feel so open, so free was amazing. My hand wandered to rest on the ones around my waist as my eyes took it all in.
"Nanoha."
I glanced towards her head on my shoulder.
"Nanoha."
"Our eyes locked, unable to break away.
"Nanoha. Nanoha, wake up."
"Uweh..?" I groggily opened my eyes and blinked.
"Hello there, sleepyhead."
Blinking again, I lifted my head up. "Huh?"
Fate covered her mouth in an attempt to suppress her giggles. "C'mon, Nanoha. It's time for lunch."
Lunch? Finally getting my eyes back into focus, I noticed that most of the students had already filed out of the classroom. "A dream?"
"Mhm. And you seemed to be enjoying it from your drooling."
My eyes went down to my arms, finding a small pool to have collected under them. "Mou...that's not funny, Fate-chan!"
She just giggled and turned for the door. "We had better get going before Arisa gets mad again."
I nodded and stretched my tried arms above my head. So it was all a dream, huh? Gathering my books, my eyes wandered off to Fate-chan by the door. She noticed me and smiled. No, it wasn't all a dream. I have my beautiful angel right here by my side.
Just for you, Wanwan
~Snaa! That's so awesomely cute. I need a picture!
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Originally Posted by TheShinySword
@.@ well here's the crack that's been boiling in the IRC (both the FFC and the OCC. The ideas came from everyone who was there really. Tempest, I think, came up with the original idea, which proceeded to get bounced around, with apologies to everyone featured I promise I mean everything in the most loving way possible.
Monty Khrack and The Holy Flail
Spoiler for Here it is:
-snip-
That was the most amazing crack I've ever read! That was definitely shiny.
I have to say I love the fact that Zest was the black knight.
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Originally Posted by Blue-Phoenix
Yes, let there be a tidal wave of Aye's!
Aye!
Welcome! and AYE!
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Originally Posted by Saharet
Aye!
And even I was in it *cries from hapiness* even if it was a tiny role I'm happy! :3
Awesome, I would pay to read more of this sort of crack
Here my first attempt at crack...the idea poped in my head last night at work ^^
Spoiler for After vampire!Fate...:
Zombie!Nanoha
Nanoha was walking toward Fate and Yuuno, her skin rotten and her face swarming with worms.
Fate: Look it’s nanoha
Yuuno: My god!
Fate: What?!
Yuuno: Can’t you see?!
Fate: What? What’s wrong?
Yuuno: Nanoha looks like hell, did you keep her from sleeping again?
Fate: *pouts* Of course not, she usually is the one keeping me awake all night…
Nanoha: Brraaaaaaaaaainnns…
Fate and Yuuno: …
Nanoha walks closer to them, still chanting
Nanoha: Braaaaaaaaaaaaaains…
Fate and Yuuno look at each other and Yuuno shoves Fate aside.
Yuuno: For once Nanoha wants me! T_T I’m so happy I won’t let you get in my way! *opens his arms wide toward Nanoha*
Fate: *Gets up and her barrier jacket forms around her as her face darkens* Bardiche?
Bardiche: Yes sir!
Yuuno: *gulps*
And a last one
Spoiler for *shot*:
Magical girl lyrical Nanoha werewolfS
Nanoha: …
Fate: …
Nanoha: Why Am I not a werewolf?
Fate: Saharet-san finally didn’t think any of us would fit with her image of werewolf…or didn’t think we were worthy…
Nanoha: …
Fate: …
Subaru walks in
Subaru: Heya guys ^^
Fate and Nanoha stares at Subaru with wide eyes
Nanoha: OMG! She has fangs and furry wolf ears!
Fate: She’s the werewolf!?
Subaru blinks
Nanoha: But isn’t Fate and Teana vampires?
Subaru gulps and runs away, Fate running after her
Lol. Poor Yuuno. Subaru as the werewolf? Awesome!
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Originally Posted by Evil Rick
Erio's biggest fear
Spoiler for O.o:
Run Erio... just run...
That is every boy's fear.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Blue-Phoenix
Being a combat cyborg and all one would think that as kid Subaru may have had....different....fears than a normal person growing up.
Spoiler for Subaru's childhood fear:
Toddler Subaru had bigger worries than most of her peers. Her parents had always told her to be aware of the fact she was different from other people and should take the proper precautions.
“Hey Subaru it’s raining outside!”
“Oh, really?” Subaru looked out the window sheepishly. “Uht ohh.”
Subaru walked over to the coat closet and hopped up, opening the door, disappearing into the mass of coats and boots.
Ginga watched her little sister disappear. “Hey, whatcha doing Subaru?”
“Protecting myself!” came the high-pitched reply.
After several minutes of listening to thuds and bangs Ginga’s gagged as a fully weather-worthy clad Subaru emerged decked out head to toe in an assortment of her parents, her sister’s, and her own rain gear.
Over sized yellow rain boots that came up mid-thigh, a bright pink rain coat with a big bow on the front, massive black snow gloves, and a to top it all off a cute little sailors hat perched on her head.
Trying to contain her laughter Ginga asked, “Pft- Why are you dressed like that?”
“Cause I don’t wanna rust!” Subaru cried, large wells of tears polling on her cheeks.
“Bwhahaha! Oh god, hahahahaha” Ginga couldn’t hold it in any longer and fell over laughing.
“Gin-neeeeee!”
AWW! Thats so funny and cute I love it.
@Satashi: Too much awesomeness to quote it. I gotta say I like the device lovin'. oh and A
@EvilRick: I finished NROTU! The Four Ryders of apocalypse... They seem very important and dangerous. Oh Signum's in some deep trouble. That monster is so freakin' scary! Like as scary as Ella...well maybe not. Ella's pretty freaky, but this came pretty close. I have to say the build up of discovering what the monster looked like was pretty good. Having it attack from behind first. All I have to say is SIGNUM!!! NOOOO! I really thought something horrible was going to happen to her. Bogen form is so intense. It's really cool to see it. OMG Dr. Faust! What the hell is he doing? Creepster. ROBO_GASTURALLY stop trying to poison Vita's mind! I can't believe this! Another one lost to the Holy Emperor. I got to say, your drawings of Vita have improved a lot in this chapter. Nice picture of Syn.
~Random note of DOOM!
Spoiler for DOOM!:
I'm going on a trip! To a place with hardly any internet access. So look forward to a backlog breaker because I'll be gone for a little more than 2 WEEKS! OMG! I really hate this trip...Its my parents 25th anniversary. Celebrating the wonderful years of hate and grumpiness. But since its so important to them I have to spend 2 hours trying on dresses.
@.@ well here's the crack that's been boiling in the IRC (both the FFC and the OCC. The ideas came from everyone who was there really. Tempest, I think, came up with the original idea, which proceeded to get bounced around, with apologies to everyone featured I promise I mean everything in the most loving way possible.
Monty Khrack and The Holy Flail
Spoiler for Here it is:
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
BRAVA, TSS! Tears! Do you see them? This pile of Crrrrrrrrrrack deserves two large...tracts of land.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Blue-Phoenix
Yes, let there be a tidal wave of Aye's!
Aye!
Welcome! You've just joined in on the looniest place on the web, but it's tons o' fun. Just remember that once you mainline, there's no going back! I look forward to more of your work.
@ Satashi: Nice! We can't have too much device lovin'. Hmmm...I wonder what other previously inanimate objects we could...ummm..."zest."
Being a combat cyborg and all one would think that as kid Subaru may have had....different....fears than a normal person growing up.
Spoiler for Subaru's childhood fear:
Toddler Subaru had bigger worries than most of her peers. Her parents had always told her to be aware of the fact she was different from other people and should take the proper precautions.
“Hey Subaru it’s raining outside!”
“Oh, really?” Subaru looked out the window sheepishly. “Uht ohh.”
Subaru walked over to the coat closet and hopped up, opening the door, disappearing into the mass of coats and boots.
Ginga watched her little sister disappear. “Hey, whatcha doing Subaru?”
“Protecting myself!” came the high-pitched reply.
After several minutes of listening to thuds and bangs Ginga’s gagged as a fully weather-worthy clad Subaru emerged decked out head to toe in an assortment of her parents, her sister’s, and her own rain gear.
Over sized yellow rain boots that came up mid-thigh, a bright pink rain coat with a big bow on the front, massive black snow gloves, and a to top it all off a cute little sailors hat perched on her head.
Trying to contain her laughter Ginga asked, “Pft- Why are you dressed like that?”
“Cause I don’t wanna rust!” Subaru cried, large wells of tears polling on her cheeks.
“Bwhahaha! Oh god, hahahahaha” Ginga couldn’t hold it in any longer and fell over laughing.
“Gin-neeeeee!”
brilliant! XD lol!!
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Originally Posted by markesellus
~Random note of DOOM!
Spoiler for DOOM!:
I'm going on a trip! To a place with hardly any internet access. So look forward to a backlog breaker because I'll be gone for a little more than 2 WEEKS! OMG! I really hate this trip...Its my parents 25th anniversary. Celebrating the wonderful years of hate and grumpiness. But since its so important to them I have to spend 2 hours trying on dresses.
aww. *huggles mark* try to enjoy it then. ^^;;; i foresee a huge backlog breaker. o.o have a safe trip!
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Originally Posted by Allquall
BRAVA, TSS! Tears! Do you see them? This pile of Crrrrrrrrrrack deserves two large...tracts of land.
XD
Quote:
Welcome! You've just joined in on the looniest place on the web, but it's tons o' fun. Just remember that once you mainline, there's no going back!
Location: In the Netherrealm, thinking who to betray next...
Quote:
Originally Posted by markesellus
@EvilRick: I finished NROTU! The Four Ryders of apocalypse... They seem very important and dangerous. Oh Signum's in some deep trouble. That monster is so freakin' scary! Like as scary as Ella...well maybe not. Ella's pretty freaky, but this came pretty close. I have to say the build up of discovering what the monster looked like was pretty good. Having it attack from behind first. All I have to say is SIGNUM!!! NOOOO! I really thought something horrible was going to happen to her. Bogen form is so intense. It's really cool to see it. OMG Dr. Faust! What the hell is he doing? Creepster. ROBO_GASTURALLY stop trying to poison Vita's mind! I can't believe this! Another one lost to the Holy Emperor. I got to say, your drawings of Vita have improved a lot in this chapter. Nice picture of Syn.
Thanks marksellus,I'mglad I catched with the aparition of Dr. Faust's experiment attacking Signum from behind,and yeah, Dr. Faust is sure a mad XP
You think I improved with Vita? I hope so, that red hairerd is hard to Draw
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Originally Posted by markesellus
~Random note of DOOM!
Spoiler for DOOM!:
I'm going on a trip! To a place with hardly any internet access. So look forward to a backlog breaker because I'll be gone for a little more than 2 WEEKS! OMG! I really hate this trip...Its my parents 25th anniversary. Celebrating the wonderful years of hate and grumpiness. But since its so important to them I have to spend 2 hours trying on dresses.
Uh, that hurts! O.<
When you are going to leave? I hope that at least the place would be nice, ehhh.... dresses?
Sorry to double post, but I think that this girl is becoming really popular
Spoiler for Syn:
Wow, nice drawing!
Quote:
Originally Posted by markesellus
~Random note of DOOM!
Spoiler for DOOM!:
I'm going on a trip! To a place with hardly any internet access. So look forward to a backlog breaker because I'll be gone for a little more than 2 WEEKS! OMG! I really hate this trip...Its my parents 25th anniversary. Celebrating the wonderful years of hate and grumpiness. But since its so important to them I have to spend 2 hours trying on dresses.
Kai salutes you and wishes you have a safe trip! And dresses?? 2 hours?? Evil!
I'm going on a trip! To a place with hardly any internet access. So look forward to a backlog breaker because I'll be gone for a little more than 2 WEEKS! OMG! I really hate this trip...Its my parents 25th anniversary. Celebrating the wonderful years of hate and grumpiness. But since its so important to them I have to spend 2 hours trying on dresses.
Vivio and SDyn were walking on the streets of the City at night tired of the heavy day at school, to make the things feel less awful, Vivio decided to ask Syn
"Hey, wich movie actor do you like?"
"Uh?"
"Yeah! You know? Any kind of actor from amovie or TV show that you think who looks handsome?"
"You know I don't like to watch t.v. Vi!"
"Oh, yeah..." Syn noticed that Vivio now looked upset, so she tried to fix the things
"Well, wich one do you like?"
"Oh, I love Jony Deep, specially when he plays Captain Jack Sparrow!"
"What the...? Who is that guy?"
"Well, you see, he is..."
Before Vivio could answer, a door opened at their right with a blending light, Vivio and Syn covered their eyes and when they released their sight, they sawno other but Captain Jack Sparrow!
Syn: O.O! I love him!
Vivio: I told you he was awesome!
lolz nice funny one Evil rick, Syn love Jack Sparrow, lolz that guy is funny special when he walk or run.
Today's Vampire!Fate has some mature moments in it. It's still AnimeSuki safe, but still, I will say this is most definetly NSFW.
Spoiler for Vampire!Fate pt.5a Nanoha:
"Subaru-chan, are you okay?" She nodded and took a steadying breath before exhaling slowly. I heard Caro start to ask a question when she came in from the kitchen so I cut her off before she could. "We're fine, Caro-chan, my friend just tripped over Fate-chan." She hummed and bought my small fib and retreated back with Erio.
"Explain," Fate stated a little firmly. Her red eyes were still gazinng at my brand new friend with distrust and I swallowed nervously.
"Um, well, you see..."
Subaru stood up and took over for me. "We were attacked by paladins. They sent my Meister to attack you because she was getting too strong to handle. They were going to kill me as well to erase the traces but we got away." She glared at Fate, a feature that didn't really suit her cute, playful appearance. "Now tell me if Tia is okay."
Fate crossed her arms and for a moment I thought that she might start another fight. Surprisingly, the blond simply walked away and snatched a cinnamon bun from the shelf. "Use the tongs!" I scolded out of habit, something I picked up over the years of children grabbing things. She looked at me curiously and I blushed darkly. "Um, sorry..."
"Tia is fine," Fate told Subaru as she walked over to me and reached into her pocket with her non-sticky hand to get some money. I tried to tell her this wasn't the time to worry about things like that but she shoved it in my chest and let go, making me scramble to grab it. "I beat her up pretty bad but she had enough energy to run away and get her bike while I wasn't looking. If she's as strong as you're implying then I doubt she'll be out for more than a few days."
Subaru nodded at Fate thankfully. "Good. I'll talk to her, this was a mis-understanding."
"No it wasn't." Fate corrected her around a mouthful. "She was paid to try and kill me. She tried to kill me. Your stupidity of accepting the job without doing your homework lead to you being turned against by the paladins. You should have never trusted them. It wasn't a mistake, it was planned."
Subaru looked offended for a moment but soon turned to shame. "Yeah..."
"Fate-chan!" I protested, annoyed at the harsh words. "Don't talk to her like that, she really helped me today!"
"Thank you." Fate said the words simply but I still stopped talking. "I owe you." Fate put her arm around me and I was pulled close to her. "In return, I won't attack Tia the next time I see her. Talk to your Meister and for the love the gods, don't go back to the paladins or we'll fight once more."
Subaru nodded at us and turned to leave my store. Once the blue haired girl was across the street I turned to look at Fate. "Are you okay?"
"It will take more than that to kill me." She looked down at me and I felt my cheeks color at the gentle look. "Are you okay?"
"I'm fine." I swallowed and sank back a little, embarrassed at how loving she was all of a sudden. "Some people came after Subaru-chan while we were talking. They... I think they saw my neck and one of them said to kidnap me."
"Che." She frowned but changed expressions quickly. "They're doing weird things..."
"It's okay." I looked up at her. "I chose this. I'm not going to run. Besides, even if I did, they still know me."
"You're strange."
"I think I have a rebellious streak in me."
Fate laughed lightly. "Private school, shy, church girl is rebellious? Who would have thought?"
"Hey..." I looked down and for the first time noticed that her clothes were ripped. "Fate-chan, your shirt..."
"Yeah, can I borrow something?"
"Yes, come on." I lead her back into the kitchen and told the two children to watch the store for me for a moment. Once we were in my bedroom I went to my closet and rooted through it. "All my things are rather simple and plain," I told her while listening to my girlfriend's clothes rustling. "I have a black shirt somewhere I think... Ah, here it is." I turned and dropped it, gasping. "Fate-chan, you're hurt!"
"This is nothing," She waved it off but I still ran forward. Under her bra, her entire stomach was stained with dried blood. "Really, Nanoha," She stopped protesting when I sat her down on the bed and ran to get a washcloth. "Oh here we go..." She fell onto her back and sighed.
I gently started dabbing away the blood with a dampened rag, looking for the wounds so I could treat them. More and more blood was cleaned and finally I had her entire front damp with water but seeing no wounds. "Where did you get hurt?"
"No where," Fate sat up and wiped her hand over her stomach. "I heal fast."
"But you lost that much blood..."
"Makes me a little thirsty." The way she said the words made me realize exactly what was going to be asked next. Her hands went to my shoulders and slowly pulled me forward.
"Fa...Fate-chan..." I was put in her lap, sitting with my legs over one of her thighs and back supported by one of her arms. Before I could say anything else. my lips were claimed. A soft kiss, a gentle urging of her tongue right away, and a warm feeling on my stomach as it was massaged. I lost myself against her, blushing as her trailing fingers went under my shirt.
"Nanoha..." Her words came against my mouth before small kisses trailed away. She grazed my bra with her hand and cupped my left breast fondly. Gasping softly, I closed my eyes and felt her tongue slide over my collarbone.
One hand went to her hair and I threaded my fingers into her hair. My bra came up over my breasts and I blushed hard as I was gently kneaded. Her fingers knew exactly where to touch, making me unable to stop her. The emotions came all at once and I didn't know how to deal with them other than to just lose myself in it.
I don't know how long we stayed like that, but all too soon her hand moved back to my stomach. My back was supported and her fingers slid down the front of my skirt easily. My eyes opened wide and a new rush came all at once, paired with gentle sucking on my neck. "Fate... -chan..." I was squirming, never experiencing anything quite like this.
I didn't want to push her away, but instead found myself trying to make it easier for her. I leaned my neck to the side and allowed one of my legs to move away from the other. Her fingers were gentle, making me gasp again. They were soft, touching just the right spots and pressing only hard enough for me to feel. My body was burning and my senses were lost in the raising desire.
A nip on my neck. A soothing, wet lick trailing. Another nip, a small kiss. I squirmed in her arms, gasped in the pleasure she was giving me. A small bite, another soothing lick. Warm, sticky from the cinnamon bun, intoxicating... I was pleading with my breathing now, begging for her to keep giving me this warm pleasure.
It didn't hurt like I thought it would. Instead, I felt her mouth suck on my neck once more, a burning feeling followed by a prick at the same time as my lower half erupted in pleasure. My breath caught, eyes wide. My hands shook, my legs quivered. The body blitz was so intense I felt as if I would pass out, and it heightened to an extreme that stole my voice when I felt a warm flow being sucked from my body.
And then it was over. Fate pulled back and looked at me. My vision was blurred, mind not comprehending anything other than a strange calming sensation as her fingers retreated. I watched her prick her finger with a fang and touched it to my neck, making it grow numb.
What confused me the most, however, was that she didn't even take enough to be considered more than a taste... and when my eyes started to see clearly again, I noticed an almost... disgusted look on her face.
"Rest," She whispered to me gently and I felt a tiredness come over me. I was tucked into bed slowly and my forehead was kissed. "I love you, Nanoha."
I couldn't answer yet but I knew she understood my look. My eyes fluttered cosed and I felt myself drift off. My body was warm, the sheets were comfortable, and I felt a peace inside me that I had never known before.
2008-07-17, 20:38
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The second part was...
They seem very important and dangerous. Oh Signum's in some deep trouble. That monster is so freakin' scary! Like as scary as Ella...well maybe not. Ella's pretty freaky, but this came pretty close. I have to say the build up of discovering what the monster looked like was pretty good. Having it attack from behind first. All I have to say is SIGNUM!!! NOOOO! I really thought something horrible was going to happen to her. Bogen form is so intense. It's really cool to see it. OMG Dr. Faust! What the hell is he doing? Creepster. ROBO_GASTURALLY stop trying to poison Vita's mind! I can't believe this! Another one lost to the Holy Emperor. 
I got to say, your drawings of Vita have improved a lot in this chapter. Nice picture of Syn. 
