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SaintessHeart · 2015-07-15, 06:32

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Originally Posted by Urzu 7

Man sexually assaults alligator

http://thugvirals.com/florida-man-ar...-an-alligator/

Full article at link.

Good God, some of the people on this planet. 0_0

Is he Charles Darwin's descendant? What would his great grandfather say?

MrTerrorist · 2015-07-15, 12:42

Germany urges paedophiles out of the shadows

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Some men who are sexually attracted to children would like help to change their condition but fear doctors will tell the police. In Germany, though, a campaign is under way to persuade them to sign up for confidential treatment, even if they have abused a child - and doctors are hailing it as a big success.

I'm kinda impress with Germany. First was that thing about Incest, then this. Media tends to portray all shotacons and lolicons as predators to the point people always automatically assume this when the first hear someone is one despite some of them aren't.

Hopefully this treatment can help reduce the number of predators.

Xellos-_^ · 2015-07-15, 14:01

how does it cost to send Saints to Germany?

sneaker · 2015-07-15, 14:14

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Originally Posted by MrTerrorist

First was that thing about Incest, then this.

Incest is illegal in Germany.

SaintessHeart · 2015-07-15, 14:22

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Originally Posted by Xellos-_^

how does it cost to send Saints to Germany?

I DO NOT abuse children! I love them!

Anh_Minh · 2015-07-15, 16:18

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Originally Posted by SaintessHeart

I DO NOT abuse children! I love them!

That's what they all say.

Ithekro · 2015-07-15, 21:22

The saints went marching into Germany a long time ago.

JokerD · 2015-07-16, 23:16

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Originally Posted by SaintessHeart

I DO NOT abuse children! I love them!

Well, they have free university as well, so it's two birds with one stone...

SaintessHeart · 2015-07-17, 00:31

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Originally Posted by JokerD

Well, they have free university as well, so it's two birds with one stone...

And beer subsidies!

I am so going to Germany.

Kotohono · 2015-07-18, 15:29

Need a Wedding Witness? This Japanese Hotel Will Lend You an Alpaca

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It’s usually considered bad taste to take attention from the bride on her wedding day. But in Japan, one wedding guest is stealing focus at the bride’s request.

The Epinard Nasu hotel in Tochigi, Japan now allows couples to hire an alpaca to serve as their witness. No joke. The furry animals live at a local zoo next to the hotel, and simply stroll over to the hotel to complete their wedding duties.

A trainer walks the animal down the aisle, and the alpaca spends the rest of the wedding standing next to the bride and groom. They are even available for photos after the ceremony.

Alpacas are already known for their hipster haircuts, but these animals come to the wedding dressed to impress. The alpacas are washed and groomed before the ceremony, and don different colored bow ties to really class it up.

You may be wondering if alpacas have any significance in Japanese culture, and the answer is no. This generation of Japanese couples are simply moving away from traditional Shinto ceremonies and are making original wedding plans.

Plus, alpacas are super cute.

The website doesn’t reveal how much it will cost to hire an alpaca as your witness, but something tells us, the experience is priceless.

Japan does really bizarre yet amusing things sometimes I have to say

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risingstar3110 · 2015-07-18, 20:14

Alpaca? Was Kotori owning that hotel or something? O_O

SeijiSensei · 2015-07-19, 08:12

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Originally Posted by Konakaga

Need a Wedding Witness? This Japanese Hotel Will Lend You an Alpaca

How does the alpaca sign the wedding license?

Marcus H. · 2015-07-19, 09:11

Spitting on it, of course!

ganbaru · 2015-07-19, 09:34

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Originally Posted by SeijiSensei

How does the alpaca sign the wedding license?

Maybe with a footprint ?

Chaos2Frozen · 2015-07-19, 21:36

Child falls from three-storey window - but is saved by Minion

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The girl, aged five, was playing when she fell backwards out of a window at her home in Colorado Springs on Thursday night.

But she was saved by her cuddly toy, police have said.

A Colorado Police statement read: "Fortunately, when the child fell out of the window, she continued holding on to a stuffed Minion teddy bear that is believed to have cushioned her fall."

The accident left the girl with just a broken arm.

And no, we don't know if the Minion did it.

Patriot's Blade · 2015-07-20, 00:18

not to be a nitpick but, a Minion is actually a bear? huh?

GuidoHunter_Toki · 2015-07-20, 01:59

Well this is certainly a way to go.

Son kills stepfather with atomic wedgie

MrTerrorist · 2015-07-20, 07:16

Tomorrow Is "Hand Job Day" in Japan

I....I have no idea what to say.

LowCholesterol · 2015-07-20, 09:09

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The logo reads “Tengaman” (テンガマン) in Japanese, and above that, it reads, “Jii Senshi” (自慰戦士) or “Masturbation Warrior.”

lol. how did he fight the evil with masturbating?

GuidoHunter_Toki · 2015-07-20, 11:11

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Originally Posted by MrTerrorist

Tomorrow Is "Hand Job Day" in Japan

I....I have no idea what to say.

can we make this a global holiday?

2015-07-15, 14:01	Link #12183
Xellos-_^ Not Enough Sleep Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: R'lyeh Age: 48	how does it cost to send Saints to Germany? __________________

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risingstar3110 ✘˵╹◡╹˶✘ Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Australia	Alpaca? Was Kotori owning that hotel or something? O_O __________________

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Marcus H. Princess or Plunderer? Join Date: May 2009 Location: the Philippines	Spitting on it, of course! __________________ Continuing: White Sand Aquatope (6/24) and Vanitas S2 (0/12), The Vampire Dies in No Time S2 and Bofuri S2 (3/12). 2021: Restaurant to Another World S2 (3/12), takt Op. Destiny (1/12) and Taisho Maiden Fairy Tale (1/12). 2022: Yuusha Yamemasu (1/12), Kaguya-sama S3, Mob Psycho 100 III (Oct06), Bleach: 1000 Year Blood War (2/13) and Chainsaw Man (6/12). Spring 2023: Yamada-kun to Lv999 no Koi wo Suru, Kuma Kuma Kuma Bear Punch! (4/12), Skip to Loafer, Tonikaku Kawaii S2 (1/12), Otonari ni Ginga (5/12) and Kimi wa Houkago Insomnia (3/13). Contact me on Wikia and MyAnimeList. Anime List Status ~ Watching: 33. Completed: 468. Plan to watch: 39.

2015-07-20, 00:18	Link #12196
Patriot's Blade its Ghost Madoka time!!! Join Date: May 2009 Location: brunei darusalam	not to be a nitpick but, a Minion is actually a bear? huh? __________________ "legends said that Alto Saotome made a correct decision, he left both Ranka Lee & Sheryl Nome to marry the skies & proceed to make love with her, it was a long sight to behold according to the witnesses, the sky is now pregnant"

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GuidoHunter_Toki Wiggle Your Big Toe Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Milwaukee Age: 33	Well this is certainly a way to go. Son kills stepfather with atomic wedgie __________________ I'm an aspiring voice actor, why not check out some of my stuff

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MrTerrorist Takao Tsundere Cruiser Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Classified	Tomorrow Is "Hand Job Day" in Japan I....I have no idea what to say. __________________