Things that a Gundam Character would never say.

[Rin-Sama]

use your imagination.....

[Seed Berzerker]

Rau: *dances around* I'm a fairy princess!!!
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Lacus:I MUST HAVE MORE HAROS!! OTHERWISE HOW WOULD I CONQURE THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!
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Shinn: I love you kira *kisses kira*
Kira: wtf?!?
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Athrun: hey kira, who owned that awfully pink freedom??
Kira: dunno..
Athrun: look there's a small note on the leg *reads teh note* "Dear Yamato: scince you killed stellar, killed my family and likwise hate your ms, i painted it pink..and the paint's permanent..end from emo guy*
Kira: wtf?!? my freedom!! fine! athrun, Freedom's fully yours!!
Athrun: wtf!?! why me??
Kira: cauze all your ms's are pink and Lacus is gonna give me strike freedom...and your pretty infinite justice
Athrun:NOOOOO!!! PINK IS BADDDD!!!!I HATE YOU PINKKKK!!!!

*somewhere far away*

Shinn: bwahahahahaha!! now I had my revenge!!!
Rey: CHeckmate.
SHinn: ahh man i lost again...
Rey: to tell you the truth, you suck at chess
Shinn : -_-

i dunno how i got this...must be my twisted mind XD

[deaddeath]

Originally Posted by Rin-Sama

Just come up with funny and unuseual Quotes that a Gundam character wouldn't say.

Amero: "Bring thoses Seed wimps on! I can kick their ass anyday with my Newtype skills!"

Lol, they would say that. But I think they wouldn't say that at all

[anselfir]

Lacus visits Meer

Lacus: Meer-san!
Meer: Lacus-sama! *bounce bounce*
Lacus: How do you do that?
Meer: This? *bounce bounce*
Lacus: *tries to bounce but cant* [pout face] Ara! Tell me please!
Meer: It takes a lot of practice and hardwork you know.
Lacus: [smiles sweetly] No matter what, you are Meer... So stop lying.
Meer: No! Those are mine...they are natural!
Lacus: [goes seed mode] Just give me the damn coupon to the boob job place!

[Seed Berzerker]

Originally Posted by anselfir

Lacus visits Meer

Lacus: Meer-san!
Meer: Lacus-sama! *bounce bounce*
Lacus: How do you do that?
Meer: This? *bounce bounce*
Lacus: *tries to bounce but cant* [pout face] Ara! Tell me please!
Meer: It takes a lot of practice and hardwork you know.
Lacus: [smiles sweetly] No matter what, you are Meer... So stop lying.
Meer: No! Those are mine...they are natural!
Lacus: [goes seed mode] Just give me the damn coupon to the boob job place!

XD can't stop laughing!!!

[anselfir]

Dune knowledge required to understand this:

Spoiler:

Early morning, after a night of exhausting *activities*

Kira: Lacus, why do you want babies so badly?
Lacus: *giggles* You are so clueless sometimes. "We" all want the baby.
Kira: We?
Lacus:[counts with finger rapidly] Me, Cagalli, Mirillia, Murrue, Fllay...
Kira: WHAT!!!!1 [falls off of the bed]
Lacus: The Sisterhood, silly. We need your ultimate coordinator gene to control the world!
Kira: The WHAT?!!?
Lacus: *pouts* The Bene Gesserit Sisterhood! If I fail my mission then they'll send a team of specially trained coordinator to assassinate me...

Kira gradually remembers past events and sees how everything makes sense now...

Kira: Eh, ok...What should I do?
Lacus: *jumps into kira like in OP scene* Ara! You should work harder..*giggles*

Kira faints with a stupid smile on his face.

[haiz123321]

Shinn:Shinn Asuka core splendour heading out!*core flies outta cockpit and when about to connect into impulse runs outta fuel*
Shinn:OMG I FORGOT 2 REFUEL!!
Gladys:Rey or Luna head out 2 supply the impulse with some fuel
Rey:Nah too busy, sides hes better off dead
Luna:Sorry captain but i rather fight Justice than save that childish kid

[anselfir]

The masked shopper!

Spoiler:

Copernicus Shopping District, the episode 47 scene.

Lacus and Meylin are listening to a CD, and bump into a masked man carrying a large bag..

Lacus: Ara! I'm extremely sorry! Are you..
Masked man: *does not turn around* My precious...precious..lacus..*grabs 30 Lacus Clyne CDs*
Meylin: Get away, perv! *Smacks the masked man*
Lacus: Oh my..

The mask falls, revealing Yzak with a wtf face..
Yzak: *falls down on the ground* La..Lacus-sama?

At this point Kira and Athrun walks in, Athrun obvious in a state of shock
Athrun: Yzak! What are you doing here?
Yzak: *POUT FACE (OMFG YZAK POUT FACE!!!)* I...I just wanted to get an autograph by the hands of Lacus-sama.
Lacus: *giggles*

Suddenly kira jumps out of nowhere

Kira: *angry seed-mode on* Run! Do you want to die here? *pushes Yzak out of the way of Lacus*
Yzak: *have flashback of Josh-a* Who the fk are you?
Kira: I'm Ssssstrike! *laughs like a maniac*
Yzak: *turns white in the face* Sssssstrike! I want to..

At this point Yzak's phone device booms out Dearka's voice

Dearka: YZAK! You idiot! We are supposed to be fighting! Get your ass out here!

All stares at Yzak

Yzak: Oh shit. Sssssstrike, we will finish this later. 7 at Joe's, and bring a pen.
Kira: A what?
Yzak: A pen, you idiot. To give me your autograph!

All faints as Yzak hurries to get away

Behold! The Bat Impulse!

Spoiler:

Shinn flying through the dark cave with impulse

Computer *beep* Warning, solid wall 400 meters ahead..
Shinn: *to com* Are you sure about this?
Athrun: Trust me shinn, you can do this.
Shinn: Dammit. This is really hard! You should have done it!
Athrun: *snickers and reminds himself to always act cool* It is necessary to make you a cooler character, Shinn.
Shinn: *starry eyed* Really!? Thank you Athrun Senpai!

Computer: *beep* Warning! Solid wall 50 meters ahead!

Shinn: *Screams* Open! Bat Cave!

The stone wall of the cave opens, and impulse fuses somehow with the batmobile.
Shinn: Muhahhahaha, now with the power of the batmobile, the impulse shall outsell you, FREEDOM!

Meaningwhile...

Kira: You think he brought it?
Athrun: Oh yeah!

Both fall on the ground and laugh like maniacs

Some short ones:

Athrun pins Cagalli to the ground

Athrun: A...girl?
Cagalli: No! I'm not a girl!
Athrun: But..soft...and squishy...and..
Cagalli: Psyke! *delivers a kick*

[Nightengale]

MY. WORST. DREAM. EVER. Scarred me for life.

Shinn is my dream is a girl, Shinna Asuka.

It's long, so I'll just write a few scenes.

Spoiler for Fist of the North Star spoilers:

Lacus : Your eyes cannot see?
Rika : My fist sees perfectly. I'm Riika, ORB's Star of Virtue.
Lacus : *Is this man too like Shiina and Dullindal, ones who wish to create havoc upon this world?*
Rey : It is said that when ORB struggles, the Clyne Faction appears. Therefore it is our destiny to fight here.


Amagi : I'm one of the 5 Stars that protect ORB! Amagi of the Wind.
Amagi : The one who will bring peace to this land
Shinna : So, he's finally shown himself, the last General of ORB.

Da Costa : :Please, Cagalli-sama, lend your hand to the General!
Cagalli : No, I eat when I want, I sleep when I want. I am like the clouds, free and unshackled.

Cagalli : Hahaha, look there' so many good looking men here. My life is a paradise.
Da Costa : You don't have to lie. You appear to be happy and content, but in reality, you still harbour feelings for him...

Cagalli : You...you're Waltfeld's men. You drugged me!?
Da Costa : I'm sorry, this is the only way for you to meet our General.
General : Cagalli....*removes mask*
Cagalli : You...You're.....
General : For the future, I need your life.
Cagalli : It is you...
General : Are you willing to help me.
Cagalli : Of course, the life of this Lioness, is now yours.

Shinna : Cagalli, what are you doing here? You who had abandoned everything..Why do you appear before me now?
Cagalli : Just a whim of my heart.
Shiina : Hmm. But you who has lost your edge and your desires, a mere whim cannot defeat me who is the Beast of Destiny.
Shiina : *That day, you let of your everything to become a trash of society. Cagalli and him were close like siblings. They played together, had fun together. And finally...he grew up to be a sexy beast.

Cagalli : Why!? Why can't I love him!
Uzumi : No matter you love him, you cannot be with him, because... HE IS YOUR BROTHER.
Cagalli : My...brother. *falls down to her knees*

Shiina : Then that man went with Lacus Clyne. That man is Kira Yamato.

Lacus : Tell me. Tell who the General is.
Waltfeld : Alright. The Last General of ORB is your lover, Kira Yamato.

Shiina : Hahahahah!!! There's only one person in this world who could restore Cagalli's fighting spirit. The only man worthy of me, Kira Yamato.

Yes, Kira is Yuria, Lacus is Kenshiro, Shinn is Raoh, Mayu is Toki in my dream. Nightmares.

[Skyfall]

You really had a dream like that ? 0_o Dude...you need help thats some nightmare

[asaqe]

Lacus: I want to pose on Megami! What should I try to pull, a hadaka apron perhaps?

[Tak]

Nightengale, I think I mentioned this once, but I Must repeat myself again...

Your dreams are... quite disturbing... or perhaps thats only an understatement?

- Tak

[Nightengale]

Frankly, it's not that bad. That was the worse of them all. Most of the time, I get somwhat more pleasant dreams, like my visualisation of my fanfic idea of a 13 episode GS3 scenario, in which 5 years after GSD, Kira and several others formed a terrorist renegade group to rebel against Kaiserin Lacus Clyne, who went physco and lost her emotions after a miscarriage and the assumption that Kira died as well.

Back on topic : -

Athrun : Kira...I'm seriously losing my confidence in my ability to sustain a relationship.
Kira : Why? Aren't you and Cagalli doing well?
Athrun : On the outside, somewhat. But everytime we try to move to the next base, I can't shake the feeling she still likes yo..Forget it.
Kira : Likes who? How come I didn't know Cagalli had another..
Athrun : It's not like that..ah, forget it. It's hard to explain but don't worry, Cagalli isn't cheating on me.
Kira : If you say so.
Athrun : *I can't exactly tell Kira that Cagalli murmurs his name in her sleep, cries every year on the day she found out you're her brother, etc.*

[anselfir]

O.O

What a twisted dream. Lacus having a miscarriage is just too disastrous a plot bomb to imagine. Do you know what special powers that child has? O.O

He/she/they will be the kwisatz haderach(es) of SEED! Totally pwnsome.

[Siege]

Kira : Lacus i'd like to ask u something that has never been asked before.
Lacus : What is it Kira, whats on your mind ?
Kira : ................wwww........well.
Lacus : Dont be shy you can ask me anything.
Kira : Lacus............................................. .....................Did you Fart i'm starting to taste it.







































SLAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lacus : Kira no one Farts in a Gundam Series you know this.

[Tak]

@Nightengale

Great, you gave me a scary thought:

Scene: On the bridge of das flagschiff Eternal

*Loud epic music playing in the background*

Kira Yamato von Lohengramm: The flagship of the Reich will from now until eternity, march before her mighty fleet! Let none of my heirs ever cower from the sight of war! Let none of my successors fail to adhere such commitment, else he will never fit to be Kaiser!

Lacus Clyne von Mariendorf: Let us unite, let our forces bound, let us sing the songs of victory and march upon this path called war! Remember! Only the brave may enter the halls of Valhalla!

Everyone: Sieg Kaiser und Kaiserin! Sieg Kaiser und Kaiserin! Sieg Kaiser Kira Yamato! Sieg Kaiser Kira Yamato!

Athrun Zala von Oberstein: *Suddenly interrupts* Mein Kaiser...

*Music abruptly stops*

Yzak Joule Bittenfeld: Why does he always have to ruin everything!?

Dearka Elsmann Mittermeyer: *Stares at Athrun* Why can't you wait until the speech is over?!

Athrun Zala von Oberstein: *Ignores them* Mein Kaiser, it is my duty to inform you that we no longer have any enemies...

Kira Yamato von Lohengramm: I beg your pardon?

Athrun Zala von Oberstein: Mein Kaiser, you killed them all...

Kira Yamato von Lohengramm: Dammit! *Looks at Lacus* I told you we should go slow with Shinn Asuka Yang!

Lacus Clyne von Mariendorf: Ara?

- Tak (Wow, that made absolutely NO SENSE whatsoever!)

[anselfir]

rofllmao that was funny. maybe it is time to declare war on other series.

[Nightengale]

Shouldn't Athrun be Athrun Kirchies instead? (( I've watched LoGH past season 1 *wink* ))

Though Kira is much better as Kirchies and Lacus as Lohengramm.

Shinn can be Fawkes, or Yang's commander bitch in the 1st movie.

SEED of the Galactic Heroes would be the best. anime. ever.

[Tak]

Originally Posted by Nightengale

Shouldn't Athrun be Athrun Kirchies instead? (( I've watched LoGH past season 1 *wink* ))

Though Kira is much better as Kirchies and Lacus as Lohengramm.

A. I thought about that, but then he died before Reinhardt became Kaiser, and his position was eventually replaced by von Marinedorf

B. Nay, if you watch more of LoGH, then you will gradually come to understand why Lacus should be von Mariendorf, the most intelligent female character I have seen yet in fiction, ever.

Originally Posted by Nightengale

Shinn can be Fawkes, or Yang's commander bitch in the 1st movie.

Then who will be Yang Not to mention, we are seriously lacking a character from SEED who can be as unfriendly, unattractive, cold, and highly-intelligent like our beloved Imperial Defense Minister, Mr. Paul von Oberstein

Originally Posted by Nightengale

SEED of the Galactic Heroes would be the best. anime. ever.

Thats a very scary thought

- Tak

[Nightengale]

Originally Posted by Tak

Nay, if you watch more of LoGH, then you will gradually come to understand why Lacus should be Mariendorf, the most intelligent female character I have seen yet in fiction, ever.

I know what you mean, since I also watched quite far into LoGH too. (( My faggot suppliers don't have the last 15 episodes of LoGH. WTF. )) I like Mariendorf and all, but I don't feel teh CHARISMA from Mariendorf that types like Lacus, Dullindal, Lohengramm exhumes from their sweat pores.

Athrun can be Yang, and Shinn can be Julian. Though frankly, due to the overall nature of LoGH, it's hard to allocate SEED cast in them, even if we alter piloting skills => commandering skills.

I love LoGH, but I will never rate it over 9.9999999999/10 simply for the faggot ending of Season 1. How dare the author kill off *that person*. FAGGOT. I know it was neccessary for the impending drama, etc, story, but still!!! FAGGOT.