A Laugh A Day

[bhl88]

Spoiler for so I can't invite my enemy to go gokarting with me?:

[Mr.Raw]

EPIC FACE TIME!

[SOGESNAKE]

[kenjiharima]

OWNED!

Spoiler for Bayo X Dante:

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[Tacoshuriken]

Originally Posted by SOGESNAKE

I love Dragonball Z abridged. So hilarious.

[Patriot's Blade]

Originally Posted by kenjiharima

OWNED!

Spoiler for Bayo X Dante:

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i think she should've owned REBOOT Dante instead

[MrTerrorist]

Am i on drugs cause this video looks......well, just look.

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[Paranoid Android]

Originally Posted by MrTerrorist

Am i on drugs cause this video looks......well, just look.

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Ahh, the mother of Xerxes from 300, with 40% extra bollywoodness.

[SaintessHeart]

Originally Posted by MrTerrorist

Am i on drugs cause this video looks......well, just look.

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The lions' dance reminds me of this :

[Mystique]

Very educational, enlightening if not damn right funny
(videos included in article to see the animals in action)

6 Animals That Just Don't Give A F#@k

Some animals are boring, and that's fine: They're all gathering nuts or looking for mates or marking territory or some stupid shit. Hey, you know, whatever floats your boat, squirrel. We prefer the animals that just straight don't give a fuck: the ones that punch sharks in the dick, ghost-ride somebody else's whip, beer-bong tequila and look you dead in the eye while plowing your girlfriend. Animals like...

[Paranoid Android]

Originally Posted by Mystique

Very educational, enlightening if not damn right funny
(videos included in article to see the animals in action)

6 Animals That Just Don't Give A F#@k

Some animals are boring, and that's fine: They're all gathering nuts or looking for mates or marking territory or some stupid shit. Hey, you know, whatever floats your boat, squirrel. We prefer the animals that just straight don't give a fuck: the ones that punch sharks in the dick, ghost-ride somebody else's whip, beer-bong tequila and look you dead in the eye while plowing your girlfriend. Animals like...

Poor snake being bullied by a badger. =(
It's like getting your lunch money stolen at high-school.

That toad makes me think of this snail at 2:45:

Spoiler for nsfw:

[Endless Soul]

How to do an oil change.

Spoiler for Lots of text:

Oil Change instructions for Women:


1. Pull up to GM Dealership when the mileage reaches 3,000 miles since the last oil change.
2. Drink a cup of coffee.
3. 15 minutes later, scan debit card and leave, driving a properly maintained vehicle.
Money spent: Oil Change:$35.00
Coffee: Complementary
TOTAL: $35.00

Oil Change instructions for Men:

1. Wait until Saturday, drive to auto parts store and buy a case of oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree, and use your
debit card for $50.00.
2. Stop by Beer Store and buy a case of beer, (debit $24), drive home.
3. Open a beer and drink it.
4. Jack truck up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands.
5. Find jack stands under kid's pedal car.
6. In frustration, open another beer and drink it.
7. Place drain pan under engine.
8. Look for 9/16 box end wrench.
9. Give up and use crescent wrench.
10. Unscrew drain plug.
11. Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil: splash hot oil on you in process Cuss.
12. Crawl out from under truck to wipe hot oil off of face and arms. Throw kitty litter on spilled oil.
13. Have another beer while watching oil drain.
14. Spend 30 minutes looking for oil filter wrench.
15. Give up; crawl under truck and hammer a screwdriver through oil filter and twist off.
16. Crawl out from under truck with dripping oil filter splashing oil everywhere from holes. Cleverly hide old oil filter among trash in trash
can to avoid environmental penalties. Drink a beer.
17. Install new oil filter making sure to apply a thin coat of oil to gasket surface.
18. Dump first quart of fresh oil into engine.
19. Remember drain plug from step 11.
20. Hurry to find drain plug in drain pan.
21. Drink beer.
22. Discover that first quart of fresh oil is now on the floor. Throw kitty litter on oil spill.
23. Get drain plug back in with only a minor spill. Drink beer.
24. Crawl under truck getting kitty litter into eyes. Wipe eyes with oily rag used to clean drain plug. Slip with stupid crescent wrench
tightening drain plug and bang knuckles on frame removing any excess skin between knuckles and frame.
25. Begin cussing fit.
26. Throw stupid crescent wrench.
27. Cuss for additional 5 minutes because wrench hit truck and left dent.
28. Beer.
29. Clean up hands and bandage as required to stop blood flow.
30. Beer.
31. Dump in five fresh quarts of oil.
32. Beer.
33. Lower truck from jack stands.
34. Move truck back to apply more kitty litter to fresh oil spilled during any missed steps.
35. Beer.
36. Test drive truck.
37. Get pulled over: arrested for driving under the influence.
38. truck gets impounded.
39. Call loving wife, make bail.
40. 12 hours later, get truck from impound yard.
Money spent:

Parts: $50.00
DUI: $2,500.00
Impound fee: $75.00
Bail: $1,500.00
Beer: $20.00
TOTAL: $4,145.00

But at least you know the job was done right!

To be honest, I've never had such problems changing my own oil. I must not have followed this list correctly.

Endless "I know where my 9/16 open end wrench is" Soul

[Paranoid Android]

Originally Posted by Endless Soul

How to do an oil change.

Spoiler for Lots of text:

Oil Change instructions for Women:


1. Pull up to GM Dealership when the mileage reaches 3,000 miles since the last oil change.
2. Drink a cup of coffee.
3. 15 minutes later, scan debit card and leave, driving a properly maintained vehicle.
Money spent: Oil Change:$35.00
Coffee: Complementary
TOTAL: $35.00

Oil Change instructions for Men:

1. Wait until Saturday, drive to auto parts store and buy a case of oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree, and use your
debit card for $50.00.
2. Stop by Beer Store and buy a case of beer, (debit $24), drive home.
3. Open a beer and drink it.
4. Jack truck up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands.
5. Find jack stands under kid's pedal car.
6. In frustration, open another beer and drink it.
7. Place drain pan under engine.
8. Look for 9/16 box end wrench.
9. Give up and use crescent wrench.
10. Unscrew drain plug.
11. Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil: splash hot oil on you in process Cuss.
12. Crawl out from under truck to wipe hot oil off of face and arms. Throw kitty litter on spilled oil.
13. Have another beer while watching oil drain.
14. Spend 30 minutes looking for oil filter wrench.
15. Give up; crawl under truck and hammer a screwdriver through oil filter and twist off.
16. Crawl out from under truck with dripping oil filter splashing oil everywhere from holes. Cleverly hide old oil filter among trash in trash
can to avoid environmental penalties. Drink a beer.
17. Install new oil filter making sure to apply a thin coat of oil to gasket surface.
18. Dump first quart of fresh oil into engine.
19. Remember drain plug from step 11.
20. Hurry to find drain plug in drain pan.
21. Drink beer.
22. Discover that first quart of fresh oil is now on the floor. Throw kitty litter on oil spill.
23. Get drain plug back in with only a minor spill. Drink beer.
24. Crawl under truck getting kitty litter into eyes. Wipe eyes with oily rag used to clean drain plug. Slip with stupid crescent wrench
tightening drain plug and bang knuckles on frame removing any excess skin between knuckles and frame.
25. Begin cussing fit.
26. Throw stupid crescent wrench.
27. Cuss for additional 5 minutes because wrench hit truck and left dent.
28. Beer.
29. Clean up hands and bandage as required to stop blood flow.
30. Beer.
31. Dump in five fresh quarts of oil.
32. Beer.
33. Lower truck from jack stands.
34. Move truck back to apply more kitty litter to fresh oil spilled during any missed steps.
35. Beer.
36. Test drive truck.
37. Get pulled over: arrested for driving under the influence.
38. truck gets impounded.
39. Call loving wife, make bail.
40. 12 hours later, get truck from impound yard.
Money spent:

Parts: $50.00
DUI: $2,500.00
Impound fee: $75.00
Bail: $1,500.00
Beer: $20.00
TOTAL: $4,145.00

But at least you know the job was done right!

To be honest, I've never had such problems changing my own oil. I must not have followed this list correctly.

Endless "I know where my 9/16 open end wrench is" Soul

Might as well gender change to female while I'm at it. =)
But wow that's quite the adventure for the men. Beer works wonders:




BEER + SHEEP = SHEEP-F***

[Endless Soul]

Nice graphic! BEER + CAT = Splatter in the microwave!

[Endless Soul]

George Carlin was a pretty smart guy.

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[blakstealth]

Too bad the show's going on a hiatus.

[bhl88]

[Mr Hat and Clogs]

Please forgive me... lol. But these two things go so well together.

[Urzu 7]

[Afternoon Tea]

Originally Posted by MrTerrorist

Am i on drugs cause this video looks......well, just look.

Spoiler for size:

[youtube]NLy4cvRx7Vc[youtube]

I thought that was pretty cool!