MSLN Jokes & Assorted Humour

[Chaos2Frozen]

Originally Posted by FlameSparkZ

Kind of like, she buffs Erio, then Subaru asks for one, then Teana too...and so on...
In the end Caro was to dizzy from all those buffs.

What if because of that, she gives the wrong buffs to the wrong people ?

[Satashi]

Originally Posted by FlameSparkZ

I was thinking in a joke with Caro regarding her support spells.

Kind of like, she buffs Erio, then Subaru asks for one, then Teana too...and so on...
In the end Caro was to dizzy from all those buffs.

But putting Nanoha or Fate (or even Signum and Vita) asking for buffs is rather pointless...

Needs work

Suddenly reminded of MMORPGs with the impatient people asking for buffs.

Elio: *after getting butt kicked* heal plz....

[Chaos2Frozen]

Originally Posted by Satashi

Suddenly reminded of MMORPGs with the impatient people asking for buffs.

Elio: *after getting butt kicked* heal plz....

"Dispell curse..."

"..."

"Need Fort..."

"..."

"Shield please..."

"..."

"WHERE'S THE F***ING HEAL?!"

"..."

[FlareKnight]

Chrono's great . I don't think the request was all that much and really considering Hayate's desire for overkill....Or maybe that's just me agreeing with him for going after that transformation sequence.

It's a tough life for the buffer without a doubt. Couldn't see Caro, but the average person just getting frustrated. "Oh just heal yourself you greedy ****!"

[Chaos2Frozen]

Originally Posted by FlareKnight

Chrono's great . I don't think the request was all that much and really considering Hayate's desire for overkill....Or maybe that's just me agreeing with him for going after that transformation sequence.

"N-NO it's... C-Chrono... M-Mine, body belongs to him!"

It's not the same, but close

Originally Posted by FlareKnight

It's a tough life for the buffer without a doubt. Couldn't see Caro, but the average person just getting frustrated. "Oh just heal yourself you greedy ****!"

I remember a close friend of mine complaining several times before...

"HOW can they expect me to keep out-healing that kind of damage when my fastest spell has a THREE second cast time !!!"

[Aaron008R]

Originally Posted by humbug23

#76

Erono returns!

Damn. I'm torn on whether I should imitate Chaos and USB and make the fourth panel into a sig. What do you guys think?

[Chaos2Frozen]

Originally Posted by Aaron008R

Damn. I'm torn on whether I should imitate Chaos and USB and make the fourth panel into a sig. What do you guys think?

Nike: "Just do it"

[blitz1/2]

You know, Nanoha should write a self-help booking on the arts of "befriending"

I am sure that Vivio is being trained in the arts as we speak.

(Actually, this makes good Fanfiction material)

[Kha]

Ok everyone, here it is!

Spoiler for Trailer!:

Low tension music. It is of a dark, wind-blown desert, littered with bodies. Lightning flash overhead and dreariness rules...

High Warlord Iam A. Roricon: For decades, I have been banished from my homeland... I've planned my campaign flawlessly... And yet, you dare enter my realm and undo it all.

(Music dies down)

You... are not prepared...

~~~~~~

This summer...

~~~~~~

(low war drums)

Erio finds a letter

Caro: (echoing in his mind) I'm sorry, Erio. For my people, I have to go...
Erio: Not again...

~~~~~~

...The Rider is alone...

~~~~~~

(drums grow louder)

Shari: I can't find Nanoha-san and Fate-san anywhere!
Vita: Hayate's still out fending off Gadgets!
Shamal: I'm sorry...

~~~~~~

...Not

~~~~~~

Yuuno: Let me show you how to do it the Roman way!
Zafira: I shall not be forgotten!

~~~~~~

More Action

~~~~~~

(Cue rock guitar theme)

Strada: [Exprozion!]

Erio flashes into Sonic Move, dashing left and right, lancing through the Lolicon Warriors.

Teana bullet times several warriors firing spells at her. She dodges and twists in slo-mo, avoiding everything while coolly shooting back, discarding her barrels, reloading while somersaulting and lands to shoot with full gun-fu prowess.

Subaru, screaming like an Amazon, throws a cyclone through, sending several warriors spinning over and over through the air.

Subaru: Now that's what I call punching through!

~~~~~~

More Twists

~~~~~~

????: I am your father.
Erio: NOOOOOO---!!!

~~~~~~

And More Lolis...

~~~~~~

Loli platoon of maids with guns: The Riot 6 Space Moerines reporting for duty, Erio-kuuuuuun~~

Erio collapses from loli-sense overload.

~~~~~~

And a new weapon...

~~~~~~

(music dims)

Erio: What's this Mask for?
Old Kamen Admiral: It'll help you accomplish your mission.
Erio: How does it work?
Kamen: Put it on when the time comes. You'll know when it's time.
Erio: I see.
Kamen: Welcome to the Fellowship, young Padawan.

~~~~~~

From the Director of "The Paranoia of Chrono Hallaoun"

~~~~~~

(and brightens)

Nanoha: Chrono-ku--
Chrono: No
Fate: But--
Chr: I said No!
Hayate: You meanie!
Chr: My decision is final. The Athra got thrashed the last time around, and I won't let it happen to Claudia.

Aces: (whispers)

Chr: ?

Aces: Kyon, ONEGAI!!!

Chr: WHAT?!

~~~~~~

With award-winning cinematic choreography by Kha the Cleric

~~~~~~

Erio: (breaks through sand dune) Don't do it! It's meaningless!
Caro: But-- (Suddenly get pornobound and screams as she is dragged away by an unseen force) Ahh! Erio-kun!
Erio: Caro!

~~~~~~

Witness the epic battle of LURVE and HOTBLOODED COURAGE like never before...

~~~~~~

(with a loud crash, the theme pauses)

Having absorbed its power, Iam lets the "Eternal Loli no Pantsu" fall from his hands and leaps into the air. He activates his gothic shouta barrier jacket, spreading his black angel wings, and punches through the cloths framed by the full moon.

Iam: YOU ARE NOT PREPARED!!!

Erio: Says who?! (puts on Mask)

~~~~~~

(a dull slam of an iron door closing)

"The Ride of Erio Mondial 2: The Fellowship of the Mask"

Only on FF.net

Turned out pretty bad. Sith Lord! I need your inspiration!!!

[Chaos2Frozen]

Originally Posted by Kha

Ok everyone, here it is!

Spoiler for Trailer!:

Low tension music. It is of a dark, wind-blown desert, littered with bodies. Lightning flash overhead and dreariness rules...

High Warlord Iam A. Roricon: For decades, I have been banished from my homeland... I've planned my campaign flawlessly... And yet, you dare enter my realm and undo it all.

(Music dies down)

You... are not prepared...

~~~~~~

This summer...

~~~~~~

(low war drums)

Erio finds a letter

Caro: (echoing in his mind) I'm sorry, Erio. For my people, I have to go...
Erio: Not again...

~~~~~~

...The Rider is alone...

~~~~~~

(drums grow louder)

Shari: I can't find Nanoha-san and Fate-san anywhere!
Vita: Hayate's still out fending off Gadgets!
Shamal: I'm sorry...

~~~~~~

...Not

~~~~~~

Yuuno: Let me show you how to do it the Roman way!
Zafira: I shall not be forgotten!

~~~~~~

More Action

~~~~~~

(Cue rock guitar theme)

Strada: [Exprozion!]

Erio flashes into Sonic Move, dashing left and right, lancing through the Lolicon Warriors.

Teana bullet times several warriors firing spells at her. She dodges and twists in slo-mo, avoiding everything while coolly shooting back, discarding her barrels, reloading while somersaulting and lands to shoot with full gun-fu prowess.

Subaru, screaming like an Amazon, throws a cyclone through, sending several warriors spinning over and over through the air.

Subaru: Now that's what I call punching through!

~~~~~~

More Twists

~~~~~~

????: I am your father.
Erio: NOOOOOO---!!!

~~~~~~

And More Lolis...

~~~~~~

Loli platoon of maids with guns: The Riot 6 Space Moerines reporting for duty, Erio-kuuuuuun~~

Erio collapses from loli-sense overload.

~~~~~~

And a new weapon...

~~~~~~

(music dims)

Erio: What's this Mask for?
Old Kamen Admiral: It'll help you accomplish your mission.
Erio: How does it work?
Kamen: Put it on when the time comes. You'll know when it's time.
Erio: I see.
Kamen: Welcome to the Fellowship, young Padawan.

~~~~~~

From the Director of "The Paranoia of Chrono Hallaoun"

~~~~~~

(and brightens)

Nanoha: Chrono-ku--
Chrono: No
Fate: But--
Chr: I said No!
Hayate: You meanie!
Chr: My decision is final. The Athra got thrashed the last time around, and I won't let it happen to Claudia.

Aces: (whispers)

Chr: ?

Aces: Kyon, ONEGAI!!!

Chr: WHAT?!

~~~~~~

With award-winning cinematic choreography by Kha the Cleric

~~~~~~

Erio: (breaks through sand dune) Don't do it! It's meaningless!
Caro: But-- (Suddenly get pornobound and screams as she is dragged away by an unseen force) Ahh! Erio-kun!
Erio: Caro!

~~~~~~

Witness the epic battle of LURVE and HOTBLOODED COURAGE like never before...

~~~~~~

(with a loud crash, the theme pauses)

Having absorbed its power, Iam lets the "Eternal Loli no Pantsu" fall from his hands and leaps into the air. He activates his gothic shouta barrier jacket, spreading his black angel wings, and punches through the cloths framed by the full moon.

Iam: YOU ARE NOT PREPARED!!!

Erio: Says who?! (puts on Mask)

~~~~~~

(a dull slam of an iron door closing)

"The Ride of Erio Mondial 2: The Fellowship of the Mask"

Only on FF.net

Turned out pretty bad. Sith Lord! I need your inspiration!!!

How do I say this... For a mortal human... It was BLOODY brilliant

It's amazing how you could actually string all the... *cough* materials together

On first impression, there's too much epic-iness and certain levels of random-ness for even me to edit on my own

So... Summon the Brethren Court! (aka, all the people you rip those ideas from )

(P.S - though if there's one thing to change, perhaps the the "Ivan. A Roricon" would be a tad more discreet than Iam... the two sound about the same anyway )

[FlameSparkZ]

Here's my options for epsiode 13's StrikerS Nano 4koma:

Originally Posted by FlameSparkZ

- When Agito is remembering the past, after she's saved, Lutecia comments that she'd be better company than "muscle narcisist Zest"
- Nanoha using her "gentle smile - scared child version" to calm Vivio down
- Fate calls Chrono "Onii-chan" and he gets a massive nosebleed
- Fate convincing Vivio to "LET GO OF MY NANOHA!!!" (with Zamber ready)
- Erio think of Vivio's origins and Project F, and Caro gets jealous because he's looking at Vivio

One or more of these will certainly be made

[selkirk]

StrikerS nano!
And as an omake, translated artist's comments!


#78 -

Spoiler for artist's comments:

These two jokers have the knowledge, but not the experience.
Erio doesn't even have the knowledge.
Caro is......terrifying (;´Д｀)＜ In what way?

By the way, where's Fried?

#79 - Please, please don't let that guy be a cosplayer as well

Spoiler for artist's comments:

Ms. Auris is Riot Force 6's cosplay rival (lol)
(I'll decide if Hayate and Carim know about her after episode 13 (;´Д｀))

That geezer's hard to draw! (｀Д´)丿
But drawing him was a quite a worthwhile learning experience, and therefore even if I'm still unskilled, I'll keep at it and draw all sorts of characters.

#80 - Really, was anyone not expecting this one

Spoiler for artist's comments:

Did something happen between the two of them?
That's something only Lutecia knows (lol)
By the way, the phantom 5th panel is a flaming jealous Caro saying "What? what's with that girl", and so ((((;ﾟДﾟ)))) Tremble shake

Strada always seems to finish things off perfectly every time.
Looks like the balance would be pretty difficult for me

[FlameSparkZ]

Originally Posted by selkirk

#78 -

Caro doesn't mind the place, or if there's people watching...

Originally Posted by selkirk

#79 -

A rival has appeared...

Originally Posted by selkirk

#80 -

Hehe~
Is Lutecia the type that likes those who point weapons at her?
Erio-kun, naive as always

[Chaos2Frozen]

Originally Posted by selkirk

I guess it's like a fantasy come through for her

Originally Posted by selkirk

It's good to see that we're not the only ones waiting to see 'something' happening between him and Lutecia

[tshouryuu]

Having absorbed its power, Iam lets the "Eternal Loli no Pantsu" fall from his hands and leaps into the air.

Now that I have reread this, does that mean High Warlord Iam A. Roricon managed to get Vita's panties?

[Kha]

Originally Posted by tshouryuu

Now that I have reread this, does that mean High Warlord Iam A. Roricon managed to get Vita's panties?

Chaos gave me 3, Vita's the 4th, so it could've been anyone's.

[Deathkillz]

Originally Posted by Chaos2Frozen

"Dispell curse..."

"..."

"Need Fort..."

"..."

"Shield please..."

"..."

"WHERE'S THE F***ING HEAL?!"

"..."

i am the priest who doesnt heal...i prefer to melt faces instead! (which is what im sure caro would prefer to do ^.^)

Originally Posted by Kha

Ok everyone, here it is!

Spoiler for Trailer!:

Low tension music. It is of a dark, wind-blown desert, littered with bodies. Lightning flash overhead and dreariness rules...

High Warlord Iam A. Roricon: For decades, I have been banished from my homeland... I've planned my campaign flawlessly... And yet, you dare enter my realm and undo it all.

(Music dies down)

You... are not prepared...

~~~~~~

This summer...

~~~~~~

(low war drums)

Erio finds a letter

Caro: (echoing in his mind) I'm sorry, Erio. For my people, I have to go...
Erio: Not again...

~~~~~~

...The Rider is alone...

~~~~~~

(drums grow louder)

Shari: I can't find Nanoha-san and Fate-san anywhere!
Vita: Hayate's still out fending off Gadgets!
Shamal: I'm sorry...

~~~~~~

...Not

~~~~~~

Yuuno: Let me show you how to do it the Roman way!
Zafira: I shall not be forgotten!

~~~~~~

More Action

~~~~~~

(Cue rock guitar theme)

Strada: [Exprozion!]

Erio flashes into Sonic Move, dashing left and right, lancing through the Lolicon Warriors.

Teana bullet times several warriors firing spells at her. She dodges and twists in slo-mo, avoiding everything while coolly shooting back, discarding her barrels, reloading while somersaulting and lands to shoot with full gun-fu prowess.

Subaru, screaming like an Amazon, throws a cyclone through, sending several warriors spinning over and over through the air.

Subaru: Now that's what I call punching through!

~~~~~~

More Twists

~~~~~~

????: I am your father.
Erio: NOOOOOO---!!!

~~~~~~

And More Lolis...

~~~~~~

Loli platoon of maids with guns: The Riot 6 Space Moerines reporting for duty, Erio-kuuuuuun~~

Erio collapses from loli-sense overload.

~~~~~~

And a new weapon...

~~~~~~

(music dims)

Erio: What's this Mask for?
Old Kamen Admiral: It'll help you accomplish your mission.
Erio: How does it work?
Kamen: Put it on when the time comes. You'll know when it's time.
Erio: I see.
Kamen: Welcome to the Fellowship, young Padawan.

~~~~~~

From the Director of "The Paranoia of Chrono Hallaoun"

~~~~~~

(and brightens)

Nanoha: Chrono-ku--
Chrono: No
Fate: But--
Chr: I said No!
Hayate: You meanie!
Chr: My decision is final. The Athra got thrashed the last time around, and I won't let it happen to Claudia.

Aces: (whispers)

Chr: ?

Aces: Kyon, ONEGAI!!!

Chr: WHAT?!

~~~~~~

With award-winning cinematic choreography by Kha the Cleric

~~~~~~

Erio: (breaks through sand dune) Don't do it! It's meaningless!
Caro: But-- (Suddenly get pornobound and screams as she is dragged away by an unseen force) Ahh! Erio-kun!
Erio: Caro!

~~~~~~

Witness the epic battle of LURVE and HOTBLOODED COURAGE like never before...

~~~~~~

(with a loud crash, the theme pauses)

Having absorbed its power, Iam lets the "Eternal Loli no Pantsu" fall from his hands and leaps into the air. He activates his gothic shouta barrier jacket, spreading his black angel wings, and punches through the cloths framed by the full moon.

Iam: YOU ARE NOT PREPARED!!!

Erio: Says who?! (puts on Mask)

~~~~~~

(a dull slam of an iron door closing)

"The Ride of Erio Mondial 2: The Fellowship of the Mask"

Only on FF.net

Turned out pretty bad. Sith Lord! I need your inspiration!!!

awesome!...now just make that into a movie and upload to youtube and there you have some winz

[Chaos2Frozen]

Originally Posted by Deathkillz

i am the priest who doesnt heal...i prefer to melt faces instead! (which is what im sure caro would prefer to do ^.^)

Aren't you the type that gets yelled at for that?

Originally Posted by Deathkillz

awesome!...now just make that into a movie and upload to youtube and there you have some winz

*Think of the Moerines....*

Yyyaaaa~ It could be bit difficult...

Originally Posted by Kha

Chaos gave me 3, Vita's the 4th, so it could've been anyone's.

I counted 2... Not including Vita

Who am I missing out... ?

[Ottocycle]

#81-84


Omake: If you take out the speech bubble in #84's third panel,

[Ultima_Rasengan05]

Originally Posted by humbug23

#81-84


Omake: If you take out the speech bubble in #84's third panel,

ahhaha those are some funny 4 Komas...
I really like the third one, where the numbers get fooled and there's a note from Teana saying "fooled ya!".
hahaha that was good!
and its true, Nanoha is mama now!