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SaintessHeart · 2015-02-16, 01:21

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Originally Posted by MrTerrorist

Your imaginary lolis don't count.

Doesn't change the fact I am married.

MrTerrorist · 2015-02-16, 02:29

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Originally Posted by SaintessHeart

Doesn't change the fact I am married.

But are you getting some?

YouTube

https://youtu.be/lgn6atwwdJQ

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SaintessHeart · 2015-02-18, 12:44

I know this is not true, but.....

Man steals £2600 of Lego. Builds impenetrable Lego fortress to avoid arrest.

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A thief who stole £2600 worth of lego bricks has managed to avoid capture by using the blocks to build an impenetrable fortress. Hampshire Police identified him after he visited an Asda in Fareham over his fourteen day day stealing spree.

His stealing spree started on February 1st, managing to walk out of the supermarket with 46 boxes of Lego.

He then went on to steal 17 bottles of champagne and £180 worth of Star Wars Lego.

At the end of his stealing spree, the Lego Thief had stolen £2607 worth of Lego.

The thief had used the stolen Lego blocks to build a safe house on the outskirts of Hampshire, which Police have been unable to penetrate.

PC Simon Wright, from Hampshire Crimestoppers, said: “We are trying very hard to break through his fortress. Unfortunately for us, he started from the inside out, so there’s no door to the fortress.”

Police have been outside the fortress for two days now, but are uncertain how long he can last in there.

“He also stole several multi-packs packs of sausage rolls, capri-sun, and quavers. He could be in there for a long time, and he’s probably having a lot of fun,” Simon Wright said.

Police are starting to fear that he may be planning to build a Death Star inside the fortress.

“We’re yet to see any signs of the Lego Star Wars pieces on the exterior of the fortress, which has lead us that believe he may be planning to build a fully functional Death Star. If he drinks all 17 bottles of champagne and manages to finish completion of the Death Star before we get inside, the consequences could be disastrous.”

Police are now working their hardest to build a crane out of Lego Pieces to break down the fortress before it gets too late.

Mr Hat and Clogs · 2015-02-18, 23:00

Oh god that is hilarious.

aohige · 2015-02-19, 04:13

I call shenanigans to this claim. That is WAY more than 2600 euro worth of Legos!

Marcus H. · 2015-02-19, 07:37

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PC Simon Wright, from Hampshire Crimestoppers, said: “We are trying very hard to break through his fortress. Unfortunately for us, he started from the inside out, so there’s no door to the fortress.”

Wait, how does this work? Isn't this only possible if the guy is outside.
I think they meant "from the outside in".

SaintessHeart · 2015-02-19, 16:55

He probably built it laying the first brick from inside.

Anyway :

Missisippi Bill Exempts Church Bus Drivers From Needing A Driving License

What a ingenious plan to make people pray more and harder.

Xellos-_^ · 2015-02-19, 16:57

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Originally Posted by SaintessHeart

He probably built it laying the first brick from inside.

Anyway :

Missisippi Bill Exempts Church Bus Drivers From Needing A Driving License

What a ingenious plan to make people pray more and harder.

Natural Selection at work

SaintessHeart · 2015-02-19, 17:14

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Originally Posted by Xellos-_^

Natural Selection at work

Not every kid sitting at the back is a religious nutcase you know.

SaintessHeart · 2015-02-21, 02:20

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Originally Posted by aohige

I call shenanigans to this claim. That is WAY more than 2600 euro worth of Legos!

You are right. It is $260,000.

$260,000 in stolen Lego recovered in two U.S. busts

JokerD · 2015-02-21, 07:14

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Originally Posted by Xellos-_^

Natural Selection at work

Shouldn't this be intelligent design instead

My only hope is that they take themselves out and not other road users. Also that the law does not exempt them from legal liabilities of any accidents.

Mr Hat and Clogs · 2015-02-23, 04:03

Swedish migrant aides ‘were Isis recruiters’

SaintessHeart · 2015-02-26, 04:43

SOUTH KOREA DECRIMINALISES ADULTERY

Wait what.

aohige · 2015-02-26, 08:56

http://googleresearch.blogspot.com/2...man-level.html

Wait, hold up. Google is calling their new artificial intelligence algorithm DQN?
Was there a Japanese in the ranks with a sick sense of humor, or is this a complete coincidence?

(DQN is a commonly used Japanese internet slang to mean low intelligence idiots and delinquents)

Mr Hat and Clogs · 2015-02-26, 10:05

it's Google, they'd do it to troll people "You got done by an idiotic delinquent!"

GDB · 2015-02-26, 10:07

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Originally Posted by SaintessHeart

SOUTH KOREA DECRIMINALISES ADULTERY

Wait what.

It's legal in most parts of the world. Even in the US, it's a state by state issue. And even then, it varies between a felony and misdemeanor. It's as little as a $10 fine in some states.

The main thing that is usually in the law about adultery is how it pertains to divorce and alimony. But just having laws in place to protect the other spouse doesn't make it illegal.

Cosmic Eagle · 2015-02-26, 21:20

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/0...n_6690652.html

Cosmic Eagle · 2015-02-26, 22:45

https://au.news.yahoo.com/a/26444261...er-judge-says/

Meanwhile the average person in any developed nation worldwide exists on less than 10x that amount

Also...somehow, having a keen interest in music means my instruments must be diamond encrusted...

SaintessHeart · 2015-02-27, 00:49

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Originally Posted by Cosmic Eagle

https://au.news.yahoo.com/a/26444261...er-judge-says/

Meanwhile the average person in any developed nation worldwide exists on less than 10x that amount

Also...somehow, having a keen interest in music means my instruments must be diamond encrusted...

It is going to be damn heavy. Diamond encrusted?

Cosmic Eagle · 2015-02-27, 06:06

Not to mention the wine everyday for the rest of her life (hello liver cancer)

2015-02-18, 23:00	Link #11784
Mr Hat and Clogs Did someone call a doctor Join Date: Apr 2007 Age: 40	Oh god that is hilarious. __________________

2015-02-19, 04:13	Link #11785
aohige ( ಠ_ಠ) Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Somewhere, between the sacred silence and sleep	I call shenanigans to this claim. That is WAY more than 2600 euro worth of Legos! __________________

2015-02-19, 16:55	Link #11787
SaintessHeart NYAAAAHAAANNNNN~ Join Date: Nov 2007 Age: 35	He probably built it laying the first brick from inside. Anyway : Missisippi Bill Exempts Church Bus Drivers From Needing A Driving License What a ingenious plan to make people pray more and harder. __________________ When three puppygirls named after pastries are on top of each other, it is called Eclair a'la menthe et Biscotti aux fraises avec beaucoup de Ricotta sur le dessus. Most of all, you have to be disciplined and you have to save, even if you hate our current financial system. Because if you don't save, then you're guaranteed to end up with nothing.

2015-02-23, 04:03	Link #11792
Mr Hat and Clogs Did someone call a doctor Join Date: Apr 2007 Age: 40	Swedish migrant aides ‘were Isis recruiters’ __________________

2015-02-26, 04:43	Link #11793
SaintessHeart NYAAAAHAAANNNNN~ Join Date: Nov 2007 Age: 35	SOUTH KOREA DECRIMINALISES ADULTERY Wait what. __________________ When three puppygirls named after pastries are on top of each other, it is called Eclair a'la menthe et Biscotti aux fraises avec beaucoup de Ricotta sur le dessus. Most of all, you have to be disciplined and you have to save, even if you hate our current financial system. Because if you don't save, then you're guaranteed to end up with nothing.

2015-02-26, 08:56	Link #11794
aohige ( ಠ_ಠ) Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Somewhere, between the sacred silence and sleep	http://googleresearch.blogspot.com/2...man-level.html Wait, hold up. Google is calling their new artificial intelligence algorithm DQN? Was there a Japanese in the ranks with a sick sense of humor, or is this a complete coincidence? (DQN is a commonly used Japanese internet slang to mean low intelligence idiots and delinquents) __________________

2015-02-26, 10:05	Link #11795
Mr Hat and Clogs Did someone call a doctor Join Date: Apr 2007 Age: 40	it's Google, they'd do it to troll people "You got done by an idiotic delinquent!" __________________

2015-02-26, 21:20	Link #11797
Cosmic Eagle 今宵の虎徹は血に飢えている Join Date: Jan 2009	http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/0...n_6690652.html __________________

2015-02-26, 22:45	Link #11798
Cosmic Eagle 今宵の虎徹は血に飢えている Join Date: Jan 2009	https://au.news.yahoo.com/a/26444261...er-judge-says/ Meanwhile the average person in any developed nation worldwide exists on less than 10x that amount Also...somehow, having a keen interest in music means my instruments must be diamond encrusted... __________________

2015-02-27, 06:06	Link #11800
Cosmic Eagle 今宵の虎徹は血に飢えている Join Date: Jan 2009	Not to mention the wine everyday for the rest of her life (hello liver cancer) __________________