The Genderbending of Haruhi Suzumiya [Spoilers Aplenty]

[Roger Rambo]

Originally Posted by Kaisos Erranon

...Why do you keep calling me that...?

Because I can?

[besieger]

We need an illustration for caster in this. I can't seem to get the right picture into my head.

[Cat Megex]

Originally Posted by Aebliss

Classes that day went as usual. Taniguchi and Kunikida came over during lunch break to bore me with the stories of their Setsubun. Apparently Taniguchi had been invited to a boy's home for the day, but it hadn't been all she expected.

"There I was, all dressed up," she complained, "and we never even left the living room! It was so boring."

"Did you want to go somewhere?" Kunikida enquired. "Then maybe you should have arranged to meet him somewhere else."

...Is it bad that I at first thought Kunikida was implying that Taniguchi should've gone to a love hotel with the guy instead?

Originally Posted by otai

Man, this is like Batman vs Dr. Doom. The aliens or time travellers could conceivably win against god with enough preparation. But if you were god, you would simply create a backup plan. Like a multiverse network of deities to help you revive and crush the rebels.
However, always assume that God always grants free will, so the situation can arise.

...Squirrel Girl could beat Haruhi, though.

[Tyabann]

Originally Posted by Roger Rambo

Because I can?

Eh, whatever.

Originally Posted by besieger

We need an illustration for caster in this. I can't seem to get the right picture into my head.

Gimme a minute whilst I find the pictures.

Basically, this:


Plus this:


Plus this:

[besieger]

Composition done!

...OOOkay. Now if Yuki is a little more endowed like Caster she'd be perfect... *nosebleeds*

[Tyabann]

Originally Posted by besieger

Composition done!

...OOOkay. Now if Yuki is a little more endowed like Caster she'd be perfect... *nosebleeds*

Caster ain't THAT endowed.

She's just older than 90% of the cast.

[besieger]

Originally Posted by Kaisos Erranon

Caster ain't THAT endowed.

She's just older than 90% of the cast.

But Yuki is pretty much FLAT.

[Tyabann]

Originally Posted by besieger

But Yuki is pretty much FLAT.

More like B-cup, really.

Recall Lone Island and her in a swimsuit.

[besieger]

Originally Posted by Kaisos Erranon

More like B-cup, really.

Recall Lone Island and her in a swimsuit.

Yes. But Caster has at least a C. Japanese D IIRC.

[Tyabann]

Originally Posted by besieger

Yes. But Caster has at least a C. Japanese D IIRC.

Well, since she's more a combination between Ryoko and Yuki than anything else... sure, bigger bust.

[besieger]

Originally Posted by Kaisos Erranon

Well, since she's more a combination between Ryoko and Yuki than anything else... sure, bigger bust.

I'm glad you see things this way. Yes... Yandere magical girls. <3

[CrowKenobi]

Originally Posted by besieger

Composition done!

...OOOkay. Now if Yuki is a little more endowed like Caster she'd be perfect... *nosebleeds*

Originally Posted by Kaisos Erranon

Caster ain't THAT endowed.

She's just older than 90% of the cast.

Originally Posted by besieger

But Yuki is pretty much FLAT.

Originally Posted by Kaisos Erranon

More like B-cup, really.

Recall Lone Island and her in a swimsuit.

Originally Posted by besieger

Yes. But Caster has at least a C. Japanese D IIRC.

Originally Posted by Kaisos Erranon

Well, since she's more a combination between Ryoko and Yuki than anything else... sure, bigger bust.

Ahem:

[besieger]

Obviously she would be taller.

But still, good catch.

[Tyabann]

Originally Posted by besieger

Obviously she would be taller.

Hey, there's been lolis with TITS before.

[Kogetsu Shirogane]

Damn... looks like I missed a good one again

[besieger]

I'm aware. *cough*Mikuru*cough*

[Cat Megex]

Originally Posted by besieger

I'm aware. *cough*Mikuru*cough*

Big Mikuru is pure Onegai Teacher-style sexiness, though.

....Fuck, now I want to see her with pince-nez.

[BookOfMages]

Come on guys, DFC. 8'(

[Ithekro]

Considering the subject matter...Yuuki shouldn't have a chest....nor should Haruki or Mitsuuru. Kyon-chan's has a slight chest and Itsuko's got something the size of small melons.

[Jintor]

Originally Posted by BookOfMages

Come on guys, DFC. 8'(

Woah crap, you're still around?