The Genderbending of Haruhi Suzumiya [Spoilers Aplenty]

[Kogetsu Shirogane]

Originally Posted by Kaisos Erranon

I got bored, so I wrote this based off of otai's earlier stuff.

Spoiler for Excerpt from the Agency archives:

“...Although Factor-1 has begun to stabilize in recent months, startling new developments continue to worry me.

The first is the discovery, upon further interrogation of captured members of the Renegade faction, that they have the ability to enter a type of Sealed Reality that we do not.

The second is the discovery of individuals that can only be described as 'half-espers': beings with powers similar to our own ESPER agents, yet different, and not connected to Factor-1 at all.

The last is a report from our ESPER agents located in close proximity to Factor-1, my own son included. This report states that, in addition to expressing a desire to make contact with entities that we have already discovered, Factor-1 also wishes to meet with other, stranger, darker creatures, such as ghosts, monsters, or oni.

What worries me personally is that all three of the above are connected in some way.

If my theories on the true nature of Factor-1 are indeed correct, then, in time, such creatures should indeed emerge, if they have not already, as evidenced by the appearance and growing number of 'half-espers'.

It seems clear to me that, if such creatures were discovered, they would pose a threat to all of humanity, and Recommendation No. 4 would have to be initiated at that time.

As a final note, although it may seem fairly incredible to many members of the Agency, Factor-1 is a noted manga addict. According to the testimony of my son, many of the strange events surrounding her are lifted directly from stock manga scenarios.

The question I finish my report with is: What happens when Factor-1 wishes to establish the cliché 'rival' character?

Would it be another 'god'? Or would it, instead, be a 'demon'?”

From the desk of Director H. Koizumi, Ph.D

Wow... Itsuki, you kinda suck if you're a bottom-rung member with someone like that in a high position

Originally Posted by Joe4evr

Wait, like 8BT's healing shiv?

I'm afraid I can't recall that. Care to try refreshing my memory?

[Tyabann]

Originally Posted by Kogetsu Shirogane

Wow... Itsuki, you kinda suck if you're a bottom-rung member with someone like that in a high position

Itsuki is 15 years old and has little talent to offer the Agency besides being an Esper.

I figure it's mainly due to his age that he's at the bottom rung, though.

Also Hiroyuki Koizumi being a philosopher would explain why his son spouts out with all these nutty theories to Kyon.

Just more VN content, though.

[Cat Megex]

Originally Posted by Joe4evr

Wait, like 8BT's healing shiv?

Almost, but Hanatarou's zanpakutou actually stores up the damage it heals until it gets full, then... turns into a scalpel and can be used to release all that energy at once in a single devastating attack.

[Kogetsu Shirogane]

The drawback there being that it's a scalpel, in a series where everyone else has a BFS as a weapon.

[Cat Megex]

Originally Posted by Kogetsu Shirogane

The drawback there being that it's a scalpel, in a series where everyone else has a BFS as a weapon.

No, the drawback there is that it has to be recharged after every use.

[Kogetsu Shirogane]

Well yeah, but there's still the fact that the blade is like, what? An inch long? I'd say having a weapon that is nearly impossible to use is a far greater drawback than one that gets exactly one successful hit before having to recharge it.

Of course, it's a bit of a moot point, as he's stuck with both problems

You know, we should probably end this discussion unless we're going to start a Bleach GB. Which we aren't. Because that'd be weird.

[Joe4evr]

Originally Posted by Kogetsu Shirogane

I'm afraid I can't recall that. Care to try refreshing my memory?

The Healing Shiv. Which end does the healing...

[Roger Rambo]

Originally Posted by Kaisos Erranon

Itsuki is 15 years old and has little talent to offer the Agency besides being an Esper.

I figure it's mainly due to his age that he's at the bottom rung, though.

Wasn't it also mentioned that in terms of strength as an Esper Itsuki was at the bottom tier?

Very nice by the way. I love this crazy secret organization back story for the organization.

[Jintor]

The only problem I have with it is that it's something that might conflict with information that Tanigawa might bring out later. Still, you know, whatever!

[Roger Rambo]

Originally Posted by Jintor

The only problem I have with it is that it's something that might conflict with information that Tanigawa might bring out later. Still, you know, whatever!

Since it's fanon, it doesn't matter.

[Jintor]

I like my fanon to be easily resettable!

[Roger Rambo]

Originally Posted by Jintor

I like my fanon to be easily resettable!

Given the nature of the series, I don't think that discovering the inner workings of the organization is very likely.

[Kogetsu Shirogane]

I'd sooner believe we'll see the future Mikuru hails from than finding out anything we don't know about the Organization, to be honest

*e* Post 16,000 Get!

[Joe4evr]

Originally Posted by Kogetsu Shirogane

I'd sooner believe we'll see the future Mikuru hails from than finding out anything we don't know about the Organization, to be honest

Which, I might add, is one weird future. I mean, if you don't know how a boat works...?

By the way, you snatched post 16000.

[DannyCat]

It could be a future where the world's become a Coruscant. Maybe they converted all their lakes, rivers and oceans into apartment space.

[Kogetsu Shirogane]

Originally Posted by Joe4evr

Which, I might add, is one weird future. I mean, if you don't know how a boat works...?

Funny, I'm usually the one to point that out

By the way, you snatched post 16000.

I did? Hooray!

Originally Posted by DannyCat

It could be a future where the world's become a Coruscant. Maybe they converted all their lakes, rivers and oceans into apartment space.

Oddly, I had thought something similar... go figure, huh?

[Roger Rambo]

Originally Posted by DannyCat

It could be a future where the world's become a Coruscant. Maybe they converted all their lakes, rivers and oceans into apartment space.

Or it could be a future where earth was rendered uninhabitable due to post nuclear warfare and now humanity all live on the moon, mars and space colonies.

And being trained for operation in regular gravity, would make Mikuru a super soldier in her time.

And Kyon is much to relieved when Mikuru tells him that there's an ocean in her time (it's radioactive, and everything in it's dead).

And it's all Mikuru(Big)'s fault because she got the dude who would have caught the bug in the Central Australian Alliances missle detection network drunk that morning, causing him to not come into work and find the bug, causing the Central Australian Alliances to think they were being attacked by the Swaziland/Lichtenstein confederation.

World war IV happens and it's all Mikuru's fault.

[Aebliss]

Or perhaps boats and ships have been rendered totally obsolete by new forms of transit, and the concept of the pleasure cruise is dead. *shrug*

[Roger Rambo]

Originally Posted by Aebliss

Or perhaps boats and ships have been rendered totally obsolete by new forms of transit, and the concept of the pleasure cruise is dead. *shrug*

Sail boats are obsolete technologically, but people still use them.

None of this is possible though if Mikuru causes the entire world to be destroyed.

[Ithekro]

Or she lives far inland in one of those super towers and has never seen the ocean, and being young has never had to know how a boat works. Never having been around the sea or any real body of water can make a boat fantastic technology.

Can Mikuru even swim?