AnimeSuki Forums

Register Forum Rules FAQ Members List Social Groups Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Go Back   AnimeSuki Forum > General > General Chat

Notices

Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old 2009-03-06, 11:46   Link #3701
sa547
Senior Member
*Author
 
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Philippines
Age: 47
Picked this up from Danny's site:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3hL2...layer_embedded

I'll never know whether this is a trap or that I'm guessing the use of voice modulation software.
__________________
sa547 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2009-03-06, 12:18   Link #3702
Evil Rick
Black Dragon
*Graphic Designer
 
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Netherrealm, thinking who to betray next...
Juggernaut's Fatality o.O

__________________
Evil Rick is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2009-03-06, 15:09   Link #3703
Demongod86
Gundam Boobs and Boom FTW
 
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Parts of a hilarious blog entry I came across on the internet by a well-known financier
_____________________________

Some time in the early 1970s Nature magazine published an article about people whose names matched their occupations. There was a famous neurology textbook "Diseases of the Nervous System" written by Lord Brain. There was a published article on birth control written by Maria Concepcion ...

A few days ago I dealt by email with a health plan administrator whose surname was Nurse. And, on the front page of today's New York Times, there's a article about the promising fact that H.I.V. risk is halved by circumcision. From a few paragraphs down into the article:

'Circumcision is "not a magic bullet, but a potentially important intervention," said Dr. Kevin M. De Cock, director of H.I.V./Aids for the World Health Organization.'"

________________________________



A few paragraphs into a March 3 New York Times article entitled "New Web Site Seeks to Fight Myths About Circumcision and H.I.V." the Times reports that "malecircumcision.org … gathers scientific studies, policy documents and news articles and is meant to help fight popular myths, like the new one that circumcision is 100 percent protective so men can stop using condoms, said Dr. Kim Dickson, a W.H.O. medical officer who oversaw the site’s creation."

Dr Dickson's last syllable is vaguely reassuring. But closer inspection of the website reveals many contributions from collaborator Dr Bruce Dick, whose unfortunately adjectival-sounding Christian name, thought it suggests a certain fellowship with the beneficiaries of the website, will not inspire popular confidence.

It;'s beginning to be pretty clear about what it takes to get a cutting-edge job at WHO.
Demongod86 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2009-03-06, 22:21   Link #3704
FateAnomaly
Senior Member
 
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Quote:
Originally Posted by sa547 View Post
Picked this up from Danny's site:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3hL2...layer_embedded

I'll never know whether this is a trap or that I'm guessing the use of voice modulation software.
That guy sure look like a girl in that costume. Prettier than most i would say.
FateAnomaly is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2009-03-06, 23:20   Link #3705
sa547
Senior Member
*Author
 
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Philippines
Age: 47
Quote:
Originally Posted by FateAnomaly View Post
That guy sure look like a girl in that costume. Prettier than most i would say.
Like "she's" straight out of Yubisaki Milk Tea.

Took me time to analyze the clip, and because of the video quality it's really hard to discern whether the maid in question is a he or she. So I now feel it's been staged for lulz.

Furthermore, there are some real voice-altering software out there that could change female voices into male voices, and I'm pretty sure somewhere in the running "screencap" such a program could be running in minimized mode.
__________________
sa547 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2009-03-07, 01:05   Link #3706
Demongod86
Gundam Boobs and Boom FTW
 
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Top Ten Things Abraham Lincoln Would Say If He Were Alive Today

10. "Sup?"
9. "I see Madonna's still a slut"
8. "Who's that handsome sumbitch on the five?"
7. "Is that free Grand Slam deal still going on at Denny's?"
6. "I just changed my Facebook status update to 'The 'ol rail splitter is chillaxing'"
5. "How do I get on 'Dancing with the Stars'?"
4. "OK, Obama, you're from Illinois, too. We get it!"
3. "Hey Phelps, don't Bogart the weed!"
2. "What's the deal with Joaquin Phoenix?"
1. "A Broadway play? Uhhh, no thanks . . . I'm good"
+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+
Demongod86 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2009-03-07, 08:21   Link #3707
Satsuki Yuuhi Ramius
Senior Member
 
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Indonesia
Age: 31
Send a message via Yahoo to Satsuki Yuuhi Ramius
Quote:
Originally Posted by amjzz View Post
I dont know if its old....

The vs between reality and videogames:

Spoiler for images:
Hoo boy Video Games rule!
__________________
Satsuki Yuuhi Ramius is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2009-03-07, 08:24   Link #3708
ZephyrLeanne
On a sabbatical
 
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Wellington, NZ
Age: 43
Quote:
Originally Posted by Demongod86 View Post
Top Ten Things Abraham Lincoln Would Say If He Were Alive Today

10. "Sup?"
9. "I see Madonna's still a slut"
8. "Who's that handsome sumbitch on the five?"
7. "Is that free Grand Slam deal still going on at Denny's?"
6. "I just changed my Facebook status update to 'The 'ol rail splitter is chillaxing'"
5. "How do I get on 'Dancing with the Stars'?"
4. "OK, Obama, you're from Illinois, too. We get it!"
3. "Hey Phelps, don't Bogart the weed!"
2. "What's the deal with Joaquin Phoenix?"
1. "A Broadway play? Uhhh, no thanks . . . I'm good"
+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+
I got everything except the last...
Quote:
1. "A Broadway play? Uhhh, no thanks . . . I'm good"
Specifically the bold bit.
__________________
ZephyrLeanne is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2009-03-08, 01:13   Link #3709
Demongod86
Gundam Boobs and Boom FTW
 
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
It's a verbal tic sort of.

Now for a massive ROFLbump to this thread:

Story of A Nun Grading Papers -----
Can you imagine the nun sitting at her desk grading these papers, all the while trying to keep a straight face and maintain her composure!
KIDS WERE ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE OLD AND NEW TESTAMENTS. THE FOLLOWING STATEMENTS ABOUT THE BIBLE WERE PURPORTEDLY WRITTEN BY CHILDREN. THEY HAVE NOT BEEN RETOUCHED OR CORRECTED. INCORRECT SPELLING HAS BEEN LEFT IN.

1. IN THE FIRST BOOK OF THE BIBLE, GUINESSIS. GOD GOT TIRED OF CREATING THE WORLD SO HE TOOK THE SABBATH OFF.
2. ADAM AND EVE WERE CREATED FROM AN APPLE TREE. NOAH'S WIFE WAS JOAN OF ARK. NOAH BUILT AND ARK AND THE ANIMALS CAME ON IN PEARS.
3 LOT'S WIFE WAS A PILLAR OF SALT DURING THE DAY, BUT A BALL OF FIRE DURING THE NIGHT.
4. THE JEWS WERE A PROUD PEOPLE AND THROUGHOUT HISTORY THEY HAD TROUBLE WITH UNSYMPATHETIC GENITALS.
5. SAMPSON WAS A STRONGMAN WHO LET HIMSELF BE LED ASTRAY BY A JEZEBEL LIKE DELILAH.
6. SAMSON SLAYED THE PHILISTINES WITH THE AXE OF THE APOSTLES.
7 MOSES LED THE JEWS TO THE RED SEA WHERE THEY MADE UNLEAVENED BREAD WHICH IS BREAD WITHOUT ANY INGREDIENTS.
8, THE EGYPTIANS WERE ALL DROWNED IN THE DESSERT. AFTERWARDS, MOSES WENT UP TO MOUNT CYANIDE TO GET THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
9. THE FIRST COMMANDMENTS WAS WHEN EVE TOLD ADAM TO EAT THE APPLE.
10. THE SEVENTH COMMANDMENT IS THOU SHALT NOT ADMIT ADULTERY.
11. MOSES DIED BEFORE HE EVER REACHED CANADA THEN JOSHUA LED THE HEBREWS IN THE BATTLE OF GERITOL.
12. THE GREATEST MIRICLE IN THE BIBLE IS WHEN JOSHUA TOLD HIS SON TO STAND STILL AND HE OBEYED HIM.
13. DAVID WAS A HEBREW KING WHO WAS SKILLED AT PLAYING THE LIAR. HE FOUGHT THE FINKELSTEINS, A RACE OF PEOPLE WHO LIVED IN BIBLICAL TIMES.
14. SOLOMON, ONE OF DAVIDS SONS, HAD 300 WIVES AND 700 PORCUPINES.
15. WHEN MARY HEARD SHE WAS THE MOTHER OF JESUS, SHE SANG THE MAGNA CARTA.
16. WHEN THE THREE WISE GUYS FROM THE EAST SIDE ARRIVED THEY FOUND JESUS IN THE MANAGER.
17. JESUS WAS BORN BECAUSE MARY HAD AN IMMACULATE CONTRAPTION.
18. ST. JOHN THE BLACKSMITH DUMPED WATER ON HIS HEAD.
19. JESUS ENUNCIATED THE GOLDEN RULE, WHICH SAYS TO DO UNTO OTHERS BEFORE THEY DO ONE TO YOU. HE ALSO EXPLAINED A MAN DOTH NOT LIVE BY SWEAT ALONE.
20. IT WAS A MIRICLE WHEN JESUS ROSE FROM THE DEAD AND MANAGED TO GET THE TOMBSTONE OFF THE ENTRANCE.
21. THE PEOPLE WHO FOLLOWED THE LORD WERE CALLED THE 12 DECIBELS.
22. THE EPISTELS WERE THE WIVES OF THE APOSTLES.
23. ONE OF THE OPPOSSUMS WAS ST. MATTHEW WHO WAS ALSO A TAXIMAN.
24. ST. PAUL CAVORTED TO CHRISTIANITY, HE PREACHED HOLY ACRIMONY WHICH IS ANOTHER NAME FOR MARRAIGE.
25. CHRISTIANS HAVE ONLY ONE SPOUSE. THIS IS CALLED MONOTONY.
+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+
__________________
Signature stolen by a horde of carnivorous bunnies. It is an unscientifically proven fact that they are attracted to signatures which break the signature rules.
Demongod86 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2009-03-08, 09:45   Link #3710
SaintessHeart
NYAAAAHAAANNNNN~
 
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Age: 35
Quote:
Originally Posted by ShimatheKat View Post
I got everything except the last...

Specifically the bold bit.
It is a sexual joke. Think of what can be broad, and how can it be played. Abbie probably thought that way and refused it in a polite manner.
__________________

When three puppygirls named after pastries are on top of each other, it is called Eclair a'la menthe et Biscotti aux fraises avec beaucoup de Ricotta sur le dessus.
Most of all, you have to be disciplined and you have to save, even if you hate our current financial system. Because if you don't save, then you're guaranteed to end up with nothing.
SaintessHeart is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2009-03-08, 12:08   Link #3711
Shadow_maste
Member
*Graphic Designer
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Hungary
Age: 29
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hL9lGZcmr4
It's awesome, especially the FF Victory music.
Shadow_maste is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2009-03-08, 12:25   Link #3712
ganbaru
books-eater youkai
 
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Betweem wisdom and insanity
Quote:
Originally Posted by SaintessHeart View Post
It is a sexual joke. Think of what can be broad, and how can it be played. Abbie probably thought that way and refused it in a polite manner.
Strange I thought it was more about what happened at the Ford theater.
__________________
ganbaru is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2009-03-08, 14:54   Link #3713
Aoie_Emesai
♪♫ Maya Iincho ♩♬
*Artist
 
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Unnecessary
Age: 37
Send a message via Yahoo to Aoie_Emesai
Shamwow - It'll get you saw wow all the freaking time

__________________

How to Give / Receive Criticism on your work / Like to draw? Come join Artists Alike
Visit my Deviantart Or Blog ~A Child should always surpass his/her parent, Remember.
Aoie_Emesai is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2009-03-08, 17:34   Link #3714
Solais
Youkai of Coincidence
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: The Border of Common Sense
Age: 34
Wow!

Now I can understand this: http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20090216
Solais is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2009-03-08, 18:03   Link #3715
JanthraX^
Ace Archer
 
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Age: 36
Quote:
Originally Posted by Aoie_Emesai View Post
Shamwow - It'll get you saw wow all the freaking time


its the Scout
JanthraX^ is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2009-03-08, 18:08   Link #3716
endless2010
Junior Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: New York City
Quote:
Originally Posted by Aoie_Emesai View Post
Shamwow - It'll get you saw wow all the freaking time

The slop chop is the greatest commercial ever made:


The sparkles make my day lol.
endless2010 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2009-03-08, 22:08   Link #3717
Aoie_Emesai
♪♫ Maya Iincho ♩♬
*Artist
 
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Unnecessary
Age: 37
Send a message via Yahoo to Aoie_Emesai
Quote:
Originally Posted by Solais View Post
Hahaha ^^ now that is a laugh there.
__________________

How to Give / Receive Criticism on your work / Like to draw? Come join Artists Alike
Visit my Deviantart Or Blog ~A Child should always surpass his/her parent, Remember.
Aoie_Emesai is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2009-03-08, 23:39   Link #3718
Demongod86
Gundam Boobs and Boom FTW
 
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
A couple made a deal that whomever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life.
After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact, 'Ivy ..Ivy.':
'Is that you, Richard?'
'Yes, I've come back like we agreed.'
'That's wonderful! What's it like?'
'Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course . I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens) another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again.'
'Oh, Richard you surely must be in Heaven!'
'Not exactly ... I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona.'
__________________
Signature stolen by a horde of carnivorous bunnies. It is an unscientifically proven fact that they are attracted to signatures which break the signature rules.
Demongod86 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2009-03-09, 07:09   Link #3719
Mystique
Honyaku no Hime
*Fansubber
 
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: In the eastern capital of the islands of the rising suns...
I went on another Raving Rabbid spree on youtube to get my fix of 'daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah' and came across this video edit and thought the mix pure genius xD
Bonus for ya if you're a Death Note fan, or rather 'Maximum the Hormone' fan.
It fits the rabbits so well xD



And this one, they kinda molest this french guy working on the production of Rayman 4 xD
__________________

Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere. - Van Wilder
"If you ain't laughin', you ain't livin'." - Carlos Mencia

Last edited by Mystique; 2009-03-09 at 08:01.
Mystique is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2009-03-09, 09:36   Link #3720
Solafighter
Hige
 
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: God only knows
Quote:
Originally Posted by Demongod86 View Post
A couple made a deal that whomever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life.
After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact, 'Ivy ..Ivy.':
'Is that you, Richard?'
'Yes, I've come back like we agreed.'
'That's wonderful! What's it like?'
'Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course . I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens) another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again.'
'Oh, Richard you surely must be in Heaven!'
'Not exactly ... I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona.'


You have the best jokes so far.
__________________
Solafighter is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Tags
humor

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 17:24.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
We use Silk.