Infinite Stratos Character Creation and Fanfiction Discussion

[HasuMasu]

^ ETC for that fanfic you were talking about?

[Silver-Throne]

^_^ yes it is

[HasuMasu]

Originally Posted by gunblade23

^_^ yes it is

no, i was asking for the Estimated Time of Completion

[Silver-Throne]

Originally Posted by Da_Box

no, i was asking for the Estimated Time of Completion

lol...I see

it will be around 3-5 months.

[Terminator98]

So I live.

little prologue of my own fan-fic which I've been reworking AND reworking...

Most OCs that appear in there are all featured in this thread.

Infinite Stratos : Omega Gaiden - Prologue

Here is a profile for our main character.

Jun Kisaragi

More to come!
Comments and reviews are welcomed.

[Silver-Throne]

Originally Posted by Terminator98

So I live.

little prologue of my own fan-fic which I've been reworking AND reworking...

Most OCs that appear in there are all featured in this thread.

Infinite Stratos : Omega Gaiden - Prologue

Here is a profile for our main character.

Jun Kisaragi

More to come!
Comments and reviews are welcomed.

I think it will be more welcome if you at least put in the site called "fanfiction.net"

fanfiction.net is a free website where you can submit your created fanfictions and let everyone read it. It is safe there and all you need to is to create new account. You need an account if you want to submit it

With that way, we can provide you more feed backs and comments

[HasuMasu]

Originally Posted by Terminator98

Here is a profile for our main character.

Jun Kisaragi

More to come!
Comments and reviews are welcomed.

oh god...

Spoiler for ...:

IT'S A TRAP

[neowind]

Originally Posted by Da_Box

oh god...

Spoiler for ...:

IT'S A TRAP

OH GOD!! star destroyers everywhere!!

Originally Posted by Terminator98

So I live.

little prologue of my own fan-fic which I've been reworking AND reworking...

Most OCs that appear in there are all featured in this thread.

Infinite Stratos : Omega Gaiden - Prologue

Here is a profile for our main character.

Jun Kisaragi

More to come!
Comments and reviews are welcomed.

very interesting character =D. You should look into later drawing her out or something.

[HasuMasu]

so I decided to take another crack at this...

...hopefully it isn't as bad as the last one I wrote, that was terrible

so without further ado!!

Spoiler for TADA!!!:

*WARNING* not written in english *WARNING*


Alamat ng IS: Infinite Stratos



Nung unang panahon, sa Barangay Adik-adikan, merong isang bata, na katulad ng lahat ng mga bata (maliban na lang sa iyo, sorry pare) ay may nanay at tatay. Ang nanay niya, nag-luluto, nag-lalaba, at naglilinis ng kabaong ng kanyang tatay tuwing gabi. Ang kanyang tatay naman ay isang mandirigma na namatay sa isang shoot-out dala ng pag-kanta ng isa niyang kabarkada ng “My Way” sa isang kantahan at ngayon ay isang bampira na nag-dodota tuwing gabi. Siya rin ay may limampung kapatid na walang koneksyon kahit paano sa kwento natin kaya sabihin nalang natin na kinain sila ng pating na lumabas sa tangke ng tubig.

Gabi-gabi ay nakikita niya na ang kanyang nanay ay hirap na hirap sa paglinis ng mabahong kabaong ng tatay niya na amoy piatos at red horse.

“Hayy naku! Anak ng basang kwek-kwek naman o!” ang kadalasang naririnig ng bata tuwing naglilinis ng kabaong ang kanyang nanay.

Sa totoo lang, hindi lang siya ang nasa ganitong sitwasyon, tradisyon na sakanyang barangay na ang lalaki ay magiging mandirigma, mamamatay, at magiging bampira, habang ang mga babae ang maglilinis ng kabaong na mangangamoy pang-inom at chibog.

“Ba’t kaya gano’n?” isip ng bata. Gusto niya sanang ibahin ang kalagayan ng mga tao sa kanyang barangay, dahil siya ay babae, ayaw niyang maglinis ng kabaong gabi-gabi na nangangamoy Mentos at Colt 45, ayaw niya rin naman makapangasawa ng isang bampira na natutulog lang tuwing araw at nag-lalaro ng Beyblade at Yu-Gi-Oh tuwing gabi, sa totoo lang, ayaw niya lang talaga sa mga bampira dahil amoy patay sila at napakalamig ng pakiramdam pag hinawakan ka.

Kaya nagpasya siya na pumunta sa kagubatan at baka makahanap siya ng isang mahiwagang hayop na magpapatupad ng kanyang mga hinihiling, saan man niya napulot ‘tong ideyang ‘to, malay ko ba.

Kaya kinabukasan, bumangon siya ng maaga at naglakbay na patungong gubat, kung saan may mahiwagang hayop na magpapatupad ng mga hiling, dala ang kanyang itak, baril, at mga pirated na DVD, pumasok na siya ng gubat na wala pang sampung metro na layo sa bahay nila.

…

Matagal siyang nag-hanap, pero puro mga balat ng v-fresh at oreo ang kanyang nahanap doon, minsan makakaapak siya ng tae ng pating, kilalang-kilala ang lugar niya para sa mga pating na lumulutang lang.

“Nasaan kaya yung mahiwagang hayop na ‘yon?” pagod na pagod na at naiinip na ang bata, nasaan na nga ba yung mahiwagang hayop?

Dahil sa maaga niyang pag-gising, inaantok na ang bata ngayon, kaya naisipan niyang gamiting parang kama ang isang natutulog na pating…sa gubat.

Nagging mahimbing ang kanyang pag-tulog, yun nga lang, kinain na siya ng pating nang hindi niya nalalaman. “Nasaan na ‘ko?” tanong ng bata pag-gising sa loob ng tiyan ng pating.

“Nasa tiyan ka ng isang pating na lumulutang sa gubat.” Sagot ng isang maliit na boses.

Pag-lingon ng bata, nakita niya ang isang kunehong kulay cotton-candy.

“Ikaw po ba ang mahiwagang hayop?” tanong ng- alam mo naman kung sino nag-tanong.

“Sorry brad, walang gano’n ditto.” Sabi ng kunehong mukhang adik.

“Ha!? Eh paano na po ‘yan…” malungkot na sabi ng bata.

“Sumali ka nalang sa multilevel marketing scheme ko!!” …sabi ko na nga ba adik ‘tong kunehong ‘to eh…

“…”

“Sige bata, ganito nalang, ako ay namamatay na dahil sa AIDS, Dengue, at food-poisoning galing sa isang bulok na McChicken, kaya kailangan ko ng bagong katawan na papasokan ng kaluluwa ko para hindi ako maging isang mumu, baka maikuwento pa ‘ko sa “True Philippine Ghost Stories”, at dahil do’n, pwede akong magpatupad ng isang hiling kapalit ng mag-cocombine tayo para hindi ako mamatay, parang si Voltes 5.” Pag-alok ng kunehong tambay.

“Sige po.” Nasa loob na siya ng lumulutang na pating…edi ano pa gagawin niya…

“Mabuti bata, ngayon, ano ang hihilingin mo?” tanong ng maliit na boses ng kunehong adik.

At dahil masyadong mahaba ang hiling ng bata, sabihin na lang natin na gusto niyang ibahin ang sistema sa kanyang lugar para matulungan ang mga babae.

“…”

At sa ganoon, ang isang babaeng may tenga ng kuneho at may buhok na kulay cotton-candy ay naging kilala sa lugar nila para sa pag-gawa ng isang mecha na sinusuot at kaya lang gamiting ng mga babae, dahil do’n naiba na ang sistema ng pag-lilinis ng mga kabaong at babae naman ang naging makapangyarihan sa kanilang lugar.
Ang babaeng pumunta naman sa gubat ay hindi na nakita ulit…

…pero wala rin naman yatang may pake.


-END-

yup, a 100% accurate recount on how the IS was born

absolutely 100% accurate...joke lang pare, kalokohan lang 'to

[Silver-Throne]

Originally Posted by Da_Box

so I decided to take another crack at this...

...hopefully it isn't as bad as the last one I wrote, that was terrible

so without further ado!!

Spoiler for TADA!!!:

Alamat ng IS: Infinite Stratos



Nung unang panahon, sa Barangay Adik-adikan, merong isang bata, na katulad ng lahat ng mga bata (maliban na lang sa iyo, sorry pare) ay may nanay at tatay. Ang nanay niya, nag-luluto, nag-lalaba, at naglilinis ng kabaong ng kanyang tatay tuwing gabi. Ang kanyang tatay naman ay isang mandirigma na namatay sa isang shoot-out dala ng pag-kanta ng isa niyang kabarkada ng “My Way” sa isang kantahan at ngayon ay isang bampira na nag-dodota tuwing gabi. Siya rin ay may limampung kapatid na walang koneksyon kahit paano sa kwento natin kaya sabihin nalang natin na kinain sila ng pating na lumabas sa tangke ng tubig.

Gabi-gabi ay nakikita niya na ang kanyang nanay ay hirap na hirap sa paglinis ng mabahong kabaong ng tatay niya na amoy piatos at red horse.

“Hayy naku! Anak ng basang kwek-kwek naman o!” ang kadalasang naririnig ng bata tuwing naglilinis ng kabaong ang kanyang nanay.

Sa totoo lang, hindi lang siya ang nasa ganitong sitwasyon, tradisyon na sakanyang barangay na ang lalaki ay magiging mandirigma, mamamatay, at magiging bampira, habang ang mga babae ang maglilinis ng kabaong na mangangamoy pang-inom at chibog.

“Ba’t kaya gano’n?” isip ng bata. Gusto niya sanang ibahin ang kalagayan ng mga tao sa kanyang barangay, dahil siya ay babae, ayaw niyang maglinis ng kabaong gabi-gabi na nangangamoy Mentos at Colt 45, ayaw niya rin naman makapangasawa ng isang bampira na natutulog lang tuwing araw at nag-lalaro ng Beyblade at Yu-Gi-Oh tuwing gabi, sa totoo lang, ayaw niya lang talaga sa mga bampira dahil amoy patay sila at napakalamig ng pakiramdam pag hinawakan ka.

Kaya nagpasya siya na pumunta sa kagubatan at baka makahanap siya ng isang mahiwagang hayop na magpapatupad ng kanyang mga hinihiling, saan man niya napulot ‘tong ideyang ‘to, malay ko ba.

Kaya kinabukasan, bumangon siya ng maaga at naglakbay na patungong gubat, kung saan may mahiwagang hayop na magpapatupad ng mga hiling, dala ang kanyang itak, baril, at mga pirated na DVD, pumasok na siya ng gubat na wala pang sampung metro na layo sa bahay nila.

…

Matagal siyang nag-hanap, pero puro mga balat ng v-fresh at oreo ang kanyang nahanap doon, minsan makakaapak siya ng tae ng pating, kilalang-kilala ang lugar niya para sa mga pating na lumulutang lang.

“Nasaan kaya yung mahiwagang hayop na ‘yon?” pagod na pagod na at naiinip na ang bata, nasaan na nga ba yung mahiwagang hayop?

Dahil sa maaga niyang pag-gising, inaantok na ang bata ngayon, kaya naisipan niyang gamiting parang kama ang isang natutulog na pating…sa gubat.

Nagging mahimbing ang kanyang pag-tulog, yun nga lang, kinain na siya ng pating nang hindi niya nalalaman. “Nasaan na ‘ko?” tanong ng bata pag-gising sa loob ng tiyan ng pating.

“Nasa tiyan ka ng isang pating na lumulutang sa gubat.” Sagot ng isang maliit na boses.

Pag-lingon ng bata, nakita niya ang isang kunehong kulay cotton-candy.

“Ikaw po ba ang mahiwagang hayop?” tanong ng- alam mo naman kung sino nag-tanong.

“Sorry brad, walang gano’n ditto.” Sabi ng kunehong mukhang adik.

“Ha!? Eh paano na po ‘yan…” malungkot na sabi ng bata.

“Sumali ka nalang sa multilevel marketing scheme ko!!” …sabi ko na nga ba adik ‘tong kunehong ‘to eh…

“…”

“Sige bata, ganito nalang, ako ay namamatay na dahil sa AIDS, Dengue, at food-poisoning galing sa isang bulok na McChicken, kaya kailangan ko ng bagong katawan na papasokan ng kaluluwa ko para hindi ako maging isang mumu, baka maikuwento pa ‘ko sa “True Philippine Ghost Stories”, at dahil do’n, pwede akong magpatupad ng isang hiling kapalit ng mag-cocombine tayo para hindi ako mamatay, parang si Voltes 5.” Pag-alok ng kunehong tambay.

“Sige po.” Nasa loob na siya ng lumulutang na pating…edi ano pa gagawin niya…

“Mabuti bata, ngayon, ano ang hihilingin mo?” tanong ng maliit na boses ng kunehong adik.

At dahil masyadong mahaba ang hiling ng bata, sabihin na lang natin na gusto niyang ibahin ang sistema sa kanyang lugar para matulungan ang mga babae.

“…”

At sa ganoon, ang isang babaeng may tenga ng kuneho at may buhok na kulay cotton-candy ay naging kilala sa lugar nila para sa pag-gawa ng isang mecha na sinusuot at kaya lang gamiting ng mga babae, dahil do’n naiba na ang sistema ng pag-lilinis ng mga kabaong at babae naman ang naging makapangyarihan sa kanilang lugar.
Ang babaeng pumunta naman sa gubat ay hindi na nakita ulit…

…pero wala rin naman yatang may pake.


-END-

yup, a 100% accurate recount on how the IS was born

absolutely 100% accurate...joke lang pare, kalokohan lang 'to

para bang legend ng infinite stratos
translate:it sounds like a legend of infinite stratos; how infinite stratos was created

[MeisterBabylon]

English you twats!!

[HasuMasu]

Originally Posted by MeisterBabylon

English you twats!!

right, i tried translating but it lost a lot of its humor

on the other hand, if you use google translator it's OVER 9000% funnier

i really should put a warning though...

[MeisterBabylon]

Spoiler for What?:

* WARNING * not written in English * WARNING *


Legend of IS: Infinite Stratos



Nung first time, Barangay Meow-adikan, there is a child, like all children (except for you, sorry consistent) have mom and dad. Her mom, who luluto, who lalaba, and purifies the coffin of his father every night. His father also was a warrior who died in a shoot-out carrying the song of one of his peers of "My Way" in a sing and is now a vampire who dodota every night. He also has no connection fifty brother somehow the story tell us so we ate them nalang shark out of the water tank.

Every night he sees that his mother is having a hard time to clean the coffin of his father smelly smell piatos and red horse.

"Hayy naku! Son of wet-kwek I kwek o! "is usually heard when the child cleaning his mother's coffin.

In fact, he not only is in this situation, the tradition village sakanyang that the man should be the warrior, killer, and will be vampire, while the woman's coffin purge mangangamoy more drinking and chibog.

"Why so gano'n?" Mind of the child. She would would change the status of the people in his village, because she is female, he would not purify the coffin every night smelly Mentos and Colt 45, also she does not marry a vampire just to sleep every day and who lalaro of Beyblade and Yu-Gi-Oh night, in fact, do not he just basically dead vampire because they smell and feel the frigid touch you.

So he decided to go to the woods and maybe find him a mysterious animal enforce its demands, no matter where he priceless 'tong idea' to, I consciousness.

So the next day, he arose early and traveled bound forest, where a mysterious beast that implement the request, carrying her mentally, guns, and pirated DVDs, she has entered the forest less than ten meters away home.

...

He has been Pictures, but concentrated skin v-fresh and Oreo found her there, once he makakaapak excretion of sharks, notorious for his place sharks just floating.

"Where I so magical animals' Yon?" Tired and bored with the child, where is that animal magic I do?

Due to his early love waking up, sleepy child now, so he decided to use the bed as a sleeping shark ... the forest.

Became intense his sleep, only, he ate the shark when he did not know. "Where is the 'me?" Questions of children's waking up in the belly of a shark.

"In the belly of a shark floating in the forest." Replied a small voice.

The lingon child, he saw a rabbit-colored cotton candy.

"Will you please mysterious animals?" Question, I know who you question.

"I'm sorry Brad, no gano'n ditto." Said the rabbit seem addictive.

"Ha! Eh how po 'yan ... "sad boy said.

"You join the multilevel marketing scheme nalang me!" ... She's not that ever addictive 'tong rabbit' to eh ...

"..."

"Okay kids, this nalang, I was dying of AIDS, Dengue, and food-poisoning from a rotten McChicken, so I need a new body to gate my soul to not be a mumu, maybe maikuwento more ' to "True Philippine Ghost Stories," and because do'n, I can implement a request to substitute for cocombine we do not die, as was Voltes 5. "I offer a rabbit hanging.

"Go ahead please." In that he's floating over shark ... do what he edi ...

"Good kid, now, what do you ask?" Question that little voice of rabbit addict.

And for too long the request of the child, let's just say he wants to differentiate its system in place to help the woman.

"..."

And so, a woman with rabbit ears and hair color cotton-candy has become known in their place for the manufacture of a mecha worn and so only to those women, because of the varied do'n system lilinis the coffin and women also became powerful in their area.
The woman also go to the forest is not seen again ...

... But also without enthusiasm with pake.


-END-

I can't even READ it to be funny, even with machinelation!

Then again, I guess it's because you guys don't share my Shinonono Tabane = Aeolia Schenberg theories.

[HasuMasu]

Originally Posted by MeisterBabylon

Spoiler for What?:

* WARNING * not written in English * WARNING *


Legend of IS: Infinite Stratos



Nung first time, Barangay Meow-adikan, there is a child, like all children (except for you, sorry consistent) have mom and dad. Her mom, who luluto, who lalaba, and purifies the coffin of his father every night. His father also was a warrior who died in a shoot-out carrying the song of one of his peers of "My Way" in a sing and is now a vampire who dodota every night. He also has no connection fifty brother somehow the story tell us so we ate them nalang shark out of the water tank.

Every night he sees that his mother is having a hard time to clean the coffin of his father smelly smell piatos and red horse.

"Hayy naku! Son of wet-kwek I kwek o! "is usually heard when the child cleaning his mother's coffin.

In fact, he not only is in this situation, the tradition village sakanyang that the man should be the warrior, killer, and will be vampire, while the woman's coffin purge mangangamoy more drinking and chibog.

"Why so gano'n?" Mind of the child. She would would change the status of the people in his village, because she is female, he would not purify the coffin every night smelly Mentos and Colt 45, also she does not marry a vampire just to sleep every day and who lalaro of Beyblade and Yu-Gi-Oh night, in fact, do not he just basically dead vampire because they smell and feel the frigid touch you.

So he decided to go to the woods and maybe find him a mysterious animal enforce its demands, no matter where he priceless 'tong idea' to, I consciousness.

So the next day, he arose early and traveled bound forest, where a mysterious beast that implement the request, carrying her mentally, guns, and pirated DVDs, she has entered the forest less than ten meters away home.

...

He has been Pictures, but concentrated skin v-fresh and Oreo found her there, once he makakaapak excretion of sharks, notorious for his place sharks just floating.

"Where I so magical animals' Yon?" Tired and bored with the child, where is that animal magic I do?

Due to his early love waking up, sleepy child now, so he decided to use the bed as a sleeping shark ... the forest.

Became intense his sleep, only, he ate the shark when he did not know. "Where is the 'me?" Questions of children's waking up in the belly of a shark.

"In the belly of a shark floating in the forest." Replied a small voice.

The lingon child, he saw a rabbit-colored cotton candy.

"Will you please mysterious animals?" Question, I know who you question.

"I'm sorry Brad, no gano'n ditto." Said the rabbit seem addictive.

"Ha! Eh how po 'yan ... "sad boy said.

"You join the multilevel marketing scheme nalang me!" ... She's not that ever addictive 'tong rabbit' to eh ...

"..."

"Okay kids, this nalang, I was dying of AIDS, Dengue, and food-poisoning from a rotten McChicken, so I need a new body to gate my soul to not be a mumu, maybe maikuwento more ' to "True Philippine Ghost Stories," and because do'n, I can implement a request to substitute for cocombine we do not die, as was Voltes 5. "I offer a rabbit hanging.

"Go ahead please." In that he's floating over shark ... do what he edi ...

"Good kid, now, what do you ask?" Question that little voice of rabbit addict.

And for too long the request of the child, let's just say he wants to differentiate its system in place to help the woman.

"..."

And so, a woman with rabbit ears and hair color cotton-candy has become known in their place for the manufacture of a mecha worn and so only to those women, because of the varied do'n system lilinis the coffin and women also became powerful in their area.
The woman also go to the forest is not seen again ...

... But also without enthusiasm with pake.


-END-

I can't even READ it to be funny, even with machinelation!

Then again, I guess it's because you guys don't share my Shinonono Tabane = Aeolia Schenberg theories.

oh god, well, we all know google translator is a fuck-up, and that's exactly what i was getting at any way

Then again, I guess it's because you guys don't share my Shinonono Tabane = Aeolia Schenberg theories.

well...if she was actually on the moon then...oh god

[Silver-Throne]

let me translate that post later guys..I can write and speak in filipino
tell me that and i give you something

[Silver-Throne]

Spoiler for Translation:

Legend of IS: Infinite Stratos



For the first time, Barangay Meow-Addicts, there is a child, like all children (except for you, sorry consistent) have mom and dad. Her mom, who cooks, who wash, and purifies the coffin of his father every night. His father was a warrior who died in a shoot-out carrying the song of one of his peers of "My Way" while sung the song and is now a vampire who always play DOTA every night. He has no connection with his fifty brother who somehow tell the story to us while we ate cooked shark out of the water tank.

Every night he sees that his mother is having a hard time to clean the coffin of his father who always smell like rotten Piatos(snack) and red horse.

"Hayy naku! Son of rusty! Very Rusty ! "is usually heard when the child cleaning his mother's coffin.

In fact, he not only is in this situation, according to the village tradtion, every man should be the warrior, killer, and will be vampire, while the woman's coffin urge more drinking and chibog.

"Why so ?" Mind of the child. She would would change the status of the people in his village, because she is female, he would not purify the coffin every night not only because of the smell of Mentos and Colt 45, but also she does not marry a vampire just to sleep every day and who plays Beyblade and Yu-Gi-Oh everynight, in fact, he not just basically a dead vampire..he just smell and feel the frigid touch you.

So he decided to go to the woods and maybe find him a mysterious animal to enforce its demands, no matter where he priceless 'random idea' to, he thought.

So the next day, he arose early and traveled bound forest, where a mysterious beast that implement the request, carrying her mentally, guns, and pirated DVDs, she has entered the forest less than ten meters away home.

...

He has Pictures, but concentrated on the skin of v-fresh and Oreo that she found there, once he stepped unto the excretion of sharks,who is very notorious for his place thus the sharks just floating.

"Where do I see those magical animals?" Tired and bored with the child, where is that animal magic I do?

Due to his early love waking up, sleepy child now, he decided to use the sleeping shark as a bed in the the forest.

His sleep became intense , not only, he ate the shark when he did not know. "Where is the 'me?" Questions of children's waking up in the belly of a shark.

"In the belly of a shark floating in the forest." Replied a small voice.

The leaning child, he saw a rabbit-colored cotton candy.

"Will you please help me mysterious animals?" Question, I know who you question.

"I'm sorry Brad, not allowed here ." Said the rabbit seem addictive.

"Ha! Eh! please tell me how ... "sad boy said.

"You join the multilevel marketing scheme " ... She's not that ever addictive 'that rabbit' to eh ...

"..."

"Okay kids, this one , I was dying of AIDS, Dengue, and food-poisoning from a rotten McChicken, so I need a new body to gate my soul to not be a mumu, maybe to tell more about "True Philippine Ghost Stories," and because that, I can implement a request to substitute for combination and we do not die, as was Voltes 5. "I offer a rabbit hanging.

"Go ahead please." In that he's floating over shark ... what he did not do ...

"Good kid, now, what do you ask?" Question that little voice of addicted rabbit .

And for too long the request of the child, let's just say he wants to differentiate its system in place to help the woman.

"..."

And so, a woman with rabbit ears and hair color cotton-candy has become known in their place for the manufacture of a mecha worn and so only to those women, because of the varied do'n system lilinis the coffin and women also became powerful in their area.
The woman also go to the forest is not seen again ...

... But also without enthusiasm with fake.

here you go

[MeisterBabylon]

Originally Posted by Da_Box

well...if she was actually on the moon then...oh god

Where else did you think she carrot-podded from? And why no one in the world knew where she was?

And let's not go into how IS cores fit perfectly as a Gundam pseudoscience system...

[Silver-Throne]

I`ll be posting mine here soon

[HasuMasu]

Originally Posted by gunblade23

Spoiler for Translation:

Legend of IS: Infinite Stratos



For the first time, Barangay Meow-Addicts, there is a child, like all children (except for you, sorry consistent) have mom and dad. Her mom, who cooks, who wash, and purifies the coffin of his father every night. His father was a warrior who died in a shoot-out carrying the song of one of his peers of "My Way" while sung the song and is now a vampire who always play DOTA every night. He has no connection with his fifty brother who somehow tell the story to us while we ate cooked shark out of the water tank.

Every night he sees that his mother is having a hard time to clean the coffin of his father who always smell like rotten Piatos(snack) and red horse.

"Hayy naku! Son of rusty! Very Rusty ! "is usually heard when the child cleaning his mother's coffin.

In fact, he not only is in this situation, according to the village tradtion, every man should be the warrior, killer, and will be vampire, while the woman's coffin urge more drinking and chibog.

"Why so ?" Mind of the child. She would would change the status of the people in his village, because she is female, he would not purify the coffin every night not only because of the smell of Mentos and Colt 45, but also she does not marry a vampire just to sleep every day and who plays Beyblade and Yu-Gi-Oh everynight, in fact, he not just basically a dead vampire..he just smell and feel the frigid touch you.

So he decided to go to the woods and maybe find him a mysterious animal to enforce its demands, no matter where he priceless 'random idea' to, he thought.

So the next day, he arose early and traveled bound forest, where a mysterious beast that implement the request, carrying her mentally, guns, and pirated DVDs, she has entered the forest less than ten meters away home.

...

He has Pictures, but concentrated on the skin of v-fresh and Oreo that she found there, once he stepped unto the excretion of sharks,who is very notorious for his place thus the sharks just floating.

"Where do I see those magical animals?" Tired and bored with the child, where is that animal magic I do?

Due to his early love waking up, sleepy child now, he decided to use the sleeping shark as a bed in the the forest.

His sleep became intense , not only, he ate the shark when he did not know. "Where is the 'me?" Questions of children's waking up in the belly of a shark.

"In the belly of a shark floating in the forest." Replied a small voice.

The leaning child, he saw a rabbit-colored cotton candy.

"Will you please help me mysterious animals?" Question, I know who you question.

"I'm sorry Brad, not allowed here ." Said the rabbit seem addictive.

"Ha! Eh! please tell me how ... "sad boy said.

"You join the multilevel marketing scheme " ... She's not that ever addictive 'that rabbit' to eh ...

"..."

"Okay kids, this one , I was dying of AIDS, Dengue, and food-poisoning from a rotten McChicken, so I need a new body to gate my soul to not be a mumu, maybe to tell more about "True Philippine Ghost Stories," and because that, I can implement a request to substitute for combination and we do not die, as was Voltes 5. "I offer a rabbit hanging.

"Go ahead please." In that he's floating over shark ... what he did not do ...

"Good kid, now, what do you ask?" Question that little voice of addicted rabbit .

And for too long the request of the child, let's just say he wants to differentiate its system in place to help the woman.

"..."

And so, a woman with rabbit ears and hair color cotton-candy has become known in their place for the manufacture of a mecha worn and so only to those women, because of the varied do'n system lilinis the coffin and women also became powerful in their area.
The woman also go to the forest is not seen again ...

... But also without enthusiasm with fake.

here you go

massive trolling has taken place

i don't blame you though haha

[wavehawk]

Thing is, remember Tagalog humor and English humor don't necessarilymatch.

I remember the Men i Black cartoon series beign translated into tagalog, and it was so unfunny in tagalog that I wondered why the hell they bothered--oh wait, that's right, Estrada was president at the time...