Oh there have been far worse things sold on ebay than souls. Was gonna post some of the more disgusting stuff I've seen on there but instead i'll post a link to this poor fellow.
You really gotta read the description to appreciate that auction.
Oh man thats some depressing shit, Half laughable half "feel sorry for the guy".
Last edited by NoSanninWa; 2004-11-27 at 00:50.
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You say that now, but i'm sure a some big black guy in prison might change your eagerness.
But back on topic, people sell bogus crap on ebay all the time just for shits and giggles. I think the funniest thing i've ever seen was selling an ass kicking. The seller would come to the winner's house and beat the shit out of them. ^_^
I think I saved the item description somewhere in notepad. I'll post it later if i find it... and if i feel like it.
EDIT: that was easy enough to find....
Spoiler for Item Description:
Description
Winning bid receives an ass-kicking from me personally. I am 6'0' and weigh over 230 lbs. If you win this auction, I will personally come to your house and kick your ass. I guarantee that I will not break any bones or kill you, nor will I use any weapons on you, but I will give you a good beating. I will do this under two conditions:
1) You or anyone else does not press charges against me(after all, you bought the ass-kicking),
2) You do not fight back or attempt to physically harm me in any other manner (this is your ass getting kicked, not mine).
Buyer provides round-trip plane ticket to the nearest airport, as well as cab fare to your house and back. If you are not close to an airport, you may provide me with a train ticket or other means of transportation. Do not pick me up, as I will be attacking you completely randomly. Buyer must also provide good, clear directions to their house, as well as any business expenses for if I need to stay in a hotel or buy food for myself during the trip. Most likely though I will just fly in, kick your ass, and then leave.
Upon my arrival, I will select a random time to come over and kick your ass. It may be when you are sleeping, or showering, or any other time during the day/night when you are most vulnerable. During this beating I may damage one or more of your household items, if I have to break glass to get into your home or knock over furniture if you attempt to run from me. This should be expected by you, and covered in my expenses. If you are married or have children, I may choose to slap around your family a little bit, but only if I'm feeling particularly generous. They should be informed of this, and expect it as well.
Last edited by HoboGod; 2004-11-28 at 03:51.
Reason: found it!