[Spoilers] What a Naruto character would never say

[Evilbunny]

Originally Posted by JOJOS'STAR

This one is for Dranz ^^ I can't believe I did this..
Left To Right

I liked this, its a real change of pace. Instead of having manga paradies about Homosexual sex, now its about...heterosexual sex......wait.

[pathyfinder]

Originally Posted by Spiggy

Kiba - What is it Lassie? Little Timmy has fallen into the well at Old Man Wilson's farm!
Temari - Gaara, can you make us a sandbox...PLEASE!!
All 4 Hokages: It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a. It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

I'm not sure if the first one was posted, but I love these

to Evil Bunny That close up with her mouth all foamy *yeah, foam* *yeah, you had me a FOAM* *ps don't understand the last three words from Sasuke in last frame* Now Sakura will say "Sasuke Kum, Sasuke Kum" and she'll be a bit more quiet on missions

JoJoStar, Heard you had nipple exposure issues.... nipped again eh?

[Kouji]

Originally Posted by Evilbunny

I liked this, its a real change of pace. Instead of having manga paradies about Homosexual sex, now its about...heterosexual sex......wait.

N/Sh (Naruto/Shikamaru): We know your not gay
Ino:

[nh1]

JOJOS'STAR, was that the Summon Milkshake no Jutsu? But then, for Kakashi to surpass Sasuke (the man who claims the Milkshake King title) in that area..
Sakura: Got milk? (connection between Sakura and hobo's avatar? )

Btw, I was just kidding, I know it's actually the Summon Pancake-dough no Jutsu

[Slade]

Good stuff Jo Jo, extremely perverted just as we expect from you .

Read Right to Left!!



The funny thing is, it's true .

Oh ya, everyone goto the link on my signature on info on my current favorite manwha series!!

[Murugan]

Originally Posted by Slade

Good stuff Jo Jo, extremely perverted just as we expect from you .

Read Right to Left!!



The funny thing is, it's true .

MWUHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA......

[sarcasteak]

to JOJOS'STAR and Slade!

[pathyfinder]

GAI & LEE..... "S H W I N G !"

*baka me, don't know how to spell this word*

[Murugan]

Pakkun *lifting his right leg in the air, when he see's Shikamaru and Ino comming from a corner ( ) : Heil!

Shikamaru and Ino (*both immediately lifting their right arms): Heil the poodiepoodieness.....!!!!


This one turned out to be pretty scary...

[Kouji]

Shikamaru: Tell me bout it. And that's just wrong ^_^;
Naruto:

[Naruto_Uzumaki]

Originally Posted by Slade

Good stuff Jo Jo, extremely perverted just as we expect from you .

Read Right to Left!!



The funny thing is, it's true .

Oh ya, everyone goto the link on my signature on info on my current favorite manwha series!!

i will never be able to think of kakashi, neji, and hinata the same again...

[Kouji]

Naruto: I may never look at Hinata the same again.
Hinata: I-It's not my fault, it's Naruto Uzumaki that's poisoning my mind with these useless trash
Kabuto: That's a good picture of you Hinata
Naruto: Shut the hell up bastard.

[nh1]

The current sentences would never be said... What is wrong? Which fits where? Can you solve the puzzle?

Naruto: *after sex w/ Temari* Gah, I had to keep going until you came in order not to lose to a woman, how troublesome.
Shikamaru: *while doing Sakura* Yeah! Yeah! YEAH OROCHIMARU!!
Sasuke: *games w/ Hinata* * Hinata-sama! Harder! Spank me harder -datte bayo!

[Kouji]

nice one nh1

Shikamaru: Looks you went all out Naruto
Naruto: Guess I did
Sakura: I don't wanna even know what's going through your guys' minds.

[nh1]

Originally Posted by Spiggy

Gamabunta to Sasuke and Naruto:
Gamabunta: Hey Sasuke go around back for me and Naruto stay here.
Sasuke: Now what?
Gamabunta: You start a fire
Naruto: What do I do?
Gamabunta: Pull my finger!

Sasuke: Katon Goukakyu no Jutsu!
Naruto: *pulls finger*

Spoiler for manga:

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Double-post: Instead of editing

The first show from Naruto Hits 1 of WACWNS
We will now start the analyzation of the Naruto songs...
Akeboshi - Wind

Spoiler:

Cultivate your hunger before you idealize: Remember to eat lots of ramen and lay off that milk, it went sour a couple of days ago
Motivate your anger to make them all realize: Sasuke, I'm afraid you'll have to come out of the closet before you'll be able to kill your brother (Orochimaru desires the truth)
Climbing the mountain never coming down: We believe this is a mistranslation since Sasuke and Kakashi actually came down from the mountain, they were terribly late, though.
Break into the contents, never falling down: Ehh? Probably another mistranslation...
My knee is still shaking, like I was twelve. Sneaking out the classroom, by the back door: When Naruto & co were twelve they used to sneak out of the classroom and watch/imitate Elvis dance. (Knee is mistranslated, obviously hip)
A man railed at me twice though, but I didn't care: He didn't care, we don't care...
Waiting is wasting for people like me: That is, unless you're waiting for something good (like Temari or Ichiraku Ramen Special)
Don't try to live so wise: An example would be Sakura, she tries to be wise and look how usefull she is..
Don't cry 'cause you're so right: She's right though, it is Sasuke's baby.
Don't dry with fakes or fears: Yeah, yeah, whatever, get to the point
'Cause you will hate yourself in the end: Indirectly Kakashi yelling "Haha Sasuke, I told you so!" :fingers:

[Murugan]

Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Shikamru, Hinata, Neji and Ino holding pillows above their head: PILLOW FIGHT!!!!!!

[Evilbunny]

I must admit, i have never thought of how powerful Gamabunta's fart would be. On a side note, i encourage all who have seen One Piece to go and contribute to our branch in the OP section. And don't mind Joe Dalton, he's relativly harmless.

[Kouji]

Gamabunta fart, I never heard of that before

[Riese]

Originally Posted by Slade

Good stuff Jo Jo, extremely perverted just as we expect from you .

Read Right to Left!!

::image bobbited for brevity::

The funny thing is, it's true .

And I have a sequel to this!

Spoiler:

[Demon]

Tsunade: i think i need sum implants
Naruto: Dam, i dont want 2 be Hokage nemore. Instead im gonna become a fat lazy bum.
Sasuke: Sakura i wuv you!
Sakura: so did you have fun last nite Naruto