A Laugh A Day

[Shadowlord]

funny wrapping paper

http://www.tshirthell.com/wraphell.shtml

Also, this page owns all (all discussions recorded from IRC)

http://bash.org/?top

here are some quotes

Spoiler:

<JonJonB> Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
<JonJonB> Let's see the results...

<JonJonB> "Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
<JonJonB> "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything

<JonJonB> A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.

<JonJonB> "Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
<JonJonB> "Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "

<JonJonB> Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls

<JonJonB> "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"

<JonJonB> The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.

<JonJonB> He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.

<JonJonB> He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

<JonJonB> Ok
<JonJonB> I have found, definitive proof
<JonJonB> that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all
<JonJonB> "Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?
<melusine > O_______O
<JonJonB> Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang

<JonJonJonB> Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.

<JonJonJonB> 'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.

Spoiler:

<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?

Spoiler:

<Beeth> Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
<honx> well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-P

Spoiler:

Spin: arrrr, pirates of the south west
Spin: thar be large pipes o'bandwith near ye'ol univarsety.
Pirate: yearg, ye may be an ta somethan thar.
Spin: what say ye we pull yonder USB hard disk longside yonder NMSU puter and begin tha lutin and plunderin.
Pirate: yearg. The master done gaved me a testin machine with a grand ol CDR.
Pirate: Avast!
Pirate: MP3s off the starboard bow!
Spin: stere clear of ye porn pop ups rollin in from tha east.
Pirate: I have mah trusty Opera browsa to help me fend em off.
Spin: encrypt the data holds, batton down thar security patches, argh thar be spyware abound.

I really suggest you guys read through the entire thing when you have time, its hilarious!!

[hobobaggins]

Originally Posted by Shadowlord

funny wrapping paper

http://www.tshirthell.com/wraphell.shtml

ROFL! the gangbang elves was the best.

[ramune]

For Metal Gear Solid fans...

http://videos.somethingawful.com/mega64/mgs.mpg (18mb)

[OutPhase]

Wonder what happens when you say you don't like Halo out loud? This is what happens.

[Melty Snow]

http://www2.foxsearchlight.com/napol.../epk/index.php
Goto multimedia and look at the trailers, some of the best clips from Napoleon Dynamite.

[Reaver4k]

more stuff
Why Bush does not care about Global Warming

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The Moon Landing

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Drink your Juice(Dont use this to tell people off here, I got banned for a week)

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I want that game!! WARNING!!! NOT FOR WORK OR SCHOOL.

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Now for some Startrek Humour

Red shirts daily Life

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Red Shirt killed by Lucy?, Many people faced this type of Death wearing blue shirts in Elfen Lied

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Oh no, everyone has a red shirt

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[OutPhase]

Reaver4k, you'd better hope to God that you don't get banned for picture No.4. There's not even a NSFW warning on it. A PlayStation controller is NOT an anal toy!


So if you people are working and viewing this, I hope this post comes up first and you realize that picture 4 could get you fired at work for viewing it.

[Reaver4k]

Originally Posted by Razer_2mb

Reaver4k, you'd better hope to God that you don't get banned for picture No.4. There's not even a NSFW warning on it. A PlayStation controller is NOT an anal toy!


So if you people are working and viewing this, I hope this post comes up first and you realize that picture 4 could get you fired at work for viewing it.

There I put a waring on it. Also its in between her Upper legs, and does not come close to her ass

[Sushi-Y]

Originally Posted by Razer_2mb

Reaver4k, you'd better hope to God that you don't get banned for picture No.4. There's not even a NSFW warning on it. A PlayStation controller is NOT an anal toy!

Well that wasn't ana... um, forget I posted.

I'll just cover my tracks with some random bash quotes.

Spoiler:

< kate> wat r u doin ryt now
< Patrick`> Trying not to hunt you down and beat you into a pulp with a dictionary.

Spoiler:

* WestBeach pretends hes an earthquake and flies around the room
<WestBeach> oops
<WestBeach> i meant to type...
<WestBeach> uhhh
<WestBeach> airplane

Spoiler:

<fRaz0r> there was a guy who ran into a bank with a gun and shouted freeze mother stickers this is a fuckup
<JennyRae> did he get any money?
<fRaz0r> all the people in the bank just laughed and he ran off embarrased lol
<JennyRae> darn... he didnt get any money.....

[Reaver4k]

Funny in many ways

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[Shadowlord]

are you regretting your last shave? well, I have your solution!

Warning! NSFW
http://www9.general-hosting.com/kctr...M-Beaches/amc/

[mantidor]

[ChainLegacy]

These are hilarious pictures I found based on LoTR.

Spoiler for images:

This image is equally funny, but it has swears so I'm putting it in a different tag.

Spoiler for image:

[DJjazzyjeff]

You know who is funny: Bill Hicks.

[Fox Fire]

http://www.youtube.com/?v=zLElfJ9YCh0
^ Funny video XD

[SasuraiHell]

*shutters*......
i hate the chronicles of narnia..especially anything walt disney related movies..

[baka manko]

Originally Posted by mantidor

Hey!! it's Contorito(I think) man its been years since I've seen one of those comics.

[OutPhase]

Originally Posted by SasuraiHell

*shutters*......
i hate the chronicles of narnia..especially anything walt disney related movies..

I hate that movie, too. I liked the video Fox Fire posted. Well done, good sir.

[AkatsukisApprentice]

This kid gets owned for xmas

http://xboxfor100.ytmnsfw.com/

so funny....poor kid hehehe

[mantidor]

Originally Posted by baka manko

Hey!! it's Contorito(I think) man its been years since I've seen one of those comics.

nice to see someone recognizing him ^^

Spoiler for maybe a bit NSFW:

"We are testing the security of our new cells"

and Disney classics rock