The Genderbending of Haruhi Suzumiya [Spoilers Aplenty]

[Kristen]

Originally Posted by DJ_RockmanX

@Chrissie: I tried, but could not stop from breaking out into senseless laughter.

Now that I think about it... What would Kyonko look like dressed as a gundam?

[ClockWorkAngel]

That has to be something added to the story. Gundam Kyon-ko ftw!

[Kristen]

Originally Posted by ClockWorkAngel

That has to be something added to the story. Gundam Kyon-ko ftw!

You tell me what Gundam is about, and I'll try to mention some of it in the diary. I have no intention of ever watching Gundam, so feel free to spoil me as much as you want.

beanbrew: Um... What exactly was different with that version?

[Onizuka-GTO]

Originally Posted by ChrissieXD

Now that I think about it... What would Kyonko look like dressed as a gundam?

why a gundam?

i'm sure Kyon would be better suited as a Sky Girl

[DJ_RockmanX]

Originally Posted by Onizuka-GTO

why a gundam?

i'm sure Kyon would be better suited as a Sky Girl

You intend to exploit the DFC to its fullest extent do you?

[Ithekro]

Not so much blogging about it, but I'm starting to see comments (replies) mentioning this project (or just Kyonko).

In comments on:
Kurogane's blog
Derailed by Darry (I didn't start it)
Thought I saw something about it on Rinva by Ascaloth, but I think I was mistaken.


Moe Check! has a full blog on Kyonko.
Mentioned in blog on Borderline Hikikomori and in some comments.
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Kyonko as a Gundam? Well since Lucky Star was making reference to Keroro Gunso, Kyonko would have Powered Natsumi's outfit.

[Kristen]

Originally Posted by Onizuka-GTO

why a gundam?

i'm sure Kyon would be better suited as a Sky Girl

*Me has stayed away from the Mecha genre at all costs*

Well, it says a gundam now, so... Hehe.

[Kagerou]

Originally Posted by beanbrew

Lawsuit time!

Wait...this is the crack the Nanoha people warned us about...

Oh, the glorious substance known as CRACK has only begun to manifest here. When it kicks into Full Drive, you must be prepared, lest you fall under its massive weight! The very nature of this thread will attract all manner of crack, backlog, and epic bluecheesium! Steele yourselves!

We of the Nanoha OC Thread use our BURNING HEARTS and TRUE SPIRIT in conjunction with the crack! Only your PASSION for what it is your doing will help you strive forward! Here on AS, you must strive toward your goal, forever looking forward! So go forth, Genderbent thread! In the words of my immortal compatriots, the motto we have taken for ourselves, spoken first by the GARest of men!

THIS! IS! OUTER CADIA!

ORE TACHI WO, DARE DA TO OMOTTE YAGARU?!

P.S. You have 19000 posts and 1000 pages to go before you catch up with us.

[DJ_RockmanX]

orz.

Kaisos!!! Get us something related to the first novel soon!!!!

[Tyabann]

Originally Posted by DJ_RockmanX

orz.

Kaisos!!! Get us something related to the first novel soon!!!!

Enough whining, here you go.

Spoiler for Chapter Two, Part One (extended):

It seemed like my horrible premonition had come true.

After class, Haruki didn't disappear instantly from the classroom as usual. This time, he picked me up off the ground as though I weighed nothing, and proceeded to carry me (kicking and yelling) through the corridors, up the stairs, and all the way to just in front of the door leading to the rooftop.

This is not what I meant when I said I wanted to be swept of my feet by a handsome prince. I don’t even want to think about what the rest of the class must have thought…

The door here is usually locked, and the staircase above the fourth floor seems to have been used as a storage room by the Art Club. Giant canvases, near broken picture frames, statues of war gods with missing noses and such are all piled up in this little staircase, making what is supposed to be a narrow space even narrower.

What is he trying to do to me by bringing me here? Is he going to make me his bride? I’m not an alien! Put me down!

He did.

"Help me out."

...Haruki said with both his hands on my shoulders, looking straight into my eyes. This feels like a confession.

Great, now I’m blushing.

"Help me make my new club!"

"Okay, wait a minute. Why on earth should I help you make something you just thought up five minutes ago?"

"I’ll need to secure a room for the club as well as members, so I’ll need you to find out what paperwork the administration needs."

He wasn't even listening to me!

I grabbed Haruki’s hands and removed them from my shoulders.

"What exactly is this club going to be about?"

"What does that matter? The most important thing right now is to make the club!"

I really doubt that the school would agree with you about that.

"Listen up, Kyon! After school today, you’ll go and find out what needs to be done, and I'll go and find a room for the club. Okay?"

If I had replied with a ‘NO!’ he’d probably have done something horrible to me. While I was hesitating on how to answer, Haruki had already turned and ran down the stairs, leaving a disoriented female student standing all alone on the dust-filled staircase.

"... But I haven't even agreed to help..."

Sigh, saying that to a plaster statue is pointless. I could only drag my heavy feet back to the classroom, thinking about how I’d explain the previous scene to everybody.


Requirements for organizing an "association":
Five members or more. A sponsor teacher, club name, chairperson for the club, and club activities/goals summary are required—which then requires approval from the Student Council Executive Committee. The club's activities must fit in with the school philosophy of creativity and vivaciousness. Based on the activities' records and results, the Executive Committee would debate on whether to promote the association into a "study group." Furthermore, as an association, the school will not provide any funding.


Searching for the requirements was easy—they’re listed in the back of the student textbook.

Finding members is easy too; we could just grab anyone to make up the numbers, so that won't be a problem. A sponsor teacher is harder to find, but I think I can manage that. As for the name, something inoffensive and ordinary would do. And the chairperson for the club is, no doubt, Haruki himself.

I don’t think, though, that our club activities are going to fall under the heading of "creativity and vivaciousness."

Of course, it's not as if Haruki cares about the rules at all.

As the bell rang for the end of classes, Haruki showed off his ogre-like strength again as he picked me up and threw me over his shoulder. It took great effort to make sure that I didn't leave my school bag in the classroom.

"Where are we going?!"

I asked because, well, I'm normal after all. That, and I was panicking at being kidnapped in such a way again.

"Our clubroom!"

Haruki, so full of energy that the people in front of us moved out of the way, answered with that short sentence, then shut his mouth.

Put me down! Your hand is dangerously close to a place that will get you slapped!

After we exited the first floor hallway, we went into another building and up the stairs. We walked into a dark hallway and at its center, Haruki stopped and finally put me down.

There is a door in front of us.

Literature Club

The above crooked nametag is pasted on the door.

"Here it is!"

Without even knocking, Haruki opened the door and walked into the classroom without any consideration. I followed him inside.

It’s a surprisingly large room. Maybe it just seems that way because it only contains a rectangular table, metal chairs, and a bookshelf? Little cracks on the ceiling and the walls showed how ancient this building is.

As if he was included with the room itself, a skinny male student sat alone in a metal chair, reading a big hardcover novel.

"From this day forth, this room shall be ours!"

Haruki crossed his arms as he announced the above formally. His face was shining with that fiery, energetic smile.

If only he’d show that smile in class...

Of course, there’s no way I’d say that thought out loud.

"Wait just a minute. What is this place?"

"This is the Cultural and Arts club building. It has art and music rooms for the Art Club and the Orchestra Club. Clubs and associations without a regular clubroom all hold their activities here in this building, known as the ‘Old Complex’. And this classroom happens to belong the Literature Club."

Did he memorize all that?

"But then what about the Literature Club?"

"After all the third year students graduated this spring, the club had zero members. As no new members were recruited, the club was going to be canceled.”

But then what about the guy in the corner?

“By the way, he's a first year who's their only new member."

"Then they haven't been canceled yet!"

"Bah, same difference! A club with only one member is the same as a club with none."

You… idiot! We’re going to take over other people's clubrooms now?

I took a quick look at the Literature Club student.

He had glasses and short hair. Haruki was being very loud, but the student, however, didn't even lift his head. Apart from occasionally flipping the pages with his fingers, she appeared stationary, completely ignoring our presence. Another strange one…

I lowered my voice and asked Haruki:

"So what about him, then?"

"Oh, him? He said it doesn’t matter!"

"What? Really?"

"I asked him already at lunch time. I said I needed him to lend me the room and he said 'go ahead'. He’s fine with it as long as he can read his books here in peace. Now that you mention it, though, he is pretty weird."

You’re one to talk, Haruki!

This time, I observed him more carefully.

His skin was pale, his face expressionless. His fingers were moving rhythmically like a machine. He wore very thick, square glasses.

He looked like some kind of living doll; the ones crazed toy makers bring to life.

Yeah, he’s definitely a weirdo.

Maybe he noticed my intrusive observation, because the student suddenly lifted his head and pushed the bridge of his glasses up with his index finger.
His deep-colored eyes stared at me from under those thick lenses. Neither his eyes nor his lips showed any expression at all, like his face was a mask. He’s quite a bit different from Haruki—his face fundamentally shows no sign of emotion. It’s kind of scary, really.

"Nagato Yuuki."

His tone suggested that most people would forget his name within three seconds of hearing it.

Nagato Yuuki stared at me for a moment; then as if losing interest, he turned his attention back to his book.

"Hey, Nagato-kun," I called out, "Haruki here wants to use your club room for an I-have-no-idea-what-club. Is this all right with you?"

"Yes."

Nagato's gaze never left his book once.

"But, um, we might be trouble for you."

"No matter."

"You might even get thrown out."

"Feel free."

He answered my questions immediately, but he still showed no expression whatsoever. I guess he really doesn’t care after all.

Haruhi shrugged at me, then grinned.

"Right, then it's decided!”

He sounds hyper, which gives me a bad feeling. How much caffeine have you had today, Haruki?

"From now on, we will meet in this room after class. Be sure you show up!"

He said this with a smile as brilliant as the crescent moon. Reluctantly, I nodded my head.

If I don’t agree, he might just decide to carry me off to a love hotel or something equally horrible.

[Onizuka-GTO]

Originally Posted by Kagerou

Oh, the glorious substance known as CRACK has only begun to manifest here. When it kicks into Full Drive, you must be prepared, lest you fall under its massive weight! The very nature of this thread will attract all manner of crack, backlog, and epic bluecheesium! Steele yourselves!

We of the Nanoha OC Thread use our BURNING HEARTS and TRUE SPIRIT in conjunction with the crack! Only your PASSION for what it is your doing will help you strive forward! Here on AS, you must strive toward your goal, forever looking forward! So go forth, Genderbent thread! In the words of my immortal compatriots, the motto we have taken for ourselves, spoken first by the GARest of men!

THIS! IS! OUTER CADIA!

ORE TACHI WO, DARE DA TO OMOTTE YAGARU?!

P.S. You have 19000 posts and 1000 pages to go before you catch up with us.

this scares me.

i'm glad i put hefty restraints on the B-T version, if only for your sanity.

[AdmiralTigerclaw]

Originally Posted by Onizuka-GTO

this scares me.

i'm glad i put hefty restraints on the B-T version, if only for your sanity.

There's an easy way to counter Crack spilling out of the OC area...

Spoiler for See here to discover it.:

[Pas1990]

lol I can't even sleep or this thread leaves me behind x_X

[Onizuka-GTO]

Originally Posted by AdmiralTigerclaw

There's an easy way to counter Crack spilling out of the OC area...

Spoiler for See here to discover it.:

so that's the "smack down" i've heard about.

*nod to self*

seems a bit too technical for me to do...

[Puffendahl]

The universe has something against me making this picture. The scanning, the resizing and the overall editing are acting up in ways I had never even imagined before

I wonder if there is an awful hurry for me (or, well, anyone) to submit the art trying out for Volume 1 at B-T, or if I can afford to wait a couple of days... That's when I'll get my hands on a better computer, and hopefully will be able to edit a good pic out of this thing.

I hope so. Otherwise, it'll be very painful for me to try to get anything tolerable out of this... And I really want to try out. It'd be incredibly cool if my pic actually did turn out good enough to post with the script (it seems like a far away dream, though )

Also, there are a few other pics I'm almost desperate to draw (some Misadventures of Kyonko-tan again ). But without a proper possibility to scanner/edit the pics... I feel so lost


But enough with the pointless whining, I'm glad to see more of the genderbent novel. It happens that the scene which I've attempted to illustrate here was right there too, so I'd say my timing was surprisingly good, too ^^

I guess I'll end this post with a "keep up the good work!". Please do.

[CrowKenobi]

Originally Posted by AdmiralTigerclaw

There's an easy way to counter Crack spilling out of the OC area...

I personally like this attack better...

Spoiler for Darkness beyond twilight...:

Anyway, in "Day of Sagittarius,' I believe what Haruki should bellow "What's this I hear about a challenge!" and run up to the CC president which would cause her to scream and flee. Haruki should stay behind, imho, because there's no reason to chase her as he would believe that he scared her off. Thirty minutes later, the CC returns and re-issues the challenge (why thirty minutes? The CC prez embarrassed herself and had to clean up, which would be a good place for a Kyonko snark).

comments?

[DJ_RockmanX]

Originally Posted by Kaisos Erranon

Enough whining, here you go.

Spoiler for Chapter Two, Part One (extended):

It seemed like my horrible premonition had come true.

After class, Haruki didn't disappear instantly from the classroom as usual. This time, he picked me up off the ground as though I weighed nothing, and proceeded to carry me (kicking and yelling) through the corridors, up the stairs, and all the way to just in front of the door leading to the rooftop.

This is not what I meant when I said I wanted to be swept of my feet by a handsome prince. I don’t even want to think about what the rest of the class must have thought…

The door here is usually locked, and the staircase above the fourth floor seems to have been used as a storage room by the Art Club. Giant canvases, near broken picture frames, statues of war gods with missing noses and such are all piled up in this little staircase, making what is supposed to be a narrow space even narrower.

What is he trying to do to me by bringing me here? Is he going to make me his bride? I’m not an alien! Put me down!

He did.

"Help me out."

...Haruki said with both his hands on my shoulders, looking straight into my eyes. This feels like a confession.

Great, now I’m blushing.

"Help me make my new club!"

"Okay, wait a minute. Why on earth should I help you make something you just thought up five minutes ago?"

"I’ll need to secure a room for the club as well as members, so I’ll need you to find out what paperwork the administration needs."

He wasn't even listening to me!

I grabbed Haruki’s hands and removed them from my shoulders.

"What exactly is this club going to be about?"

"What does that matter? The most important thing right now is to make the club!"

I really doubt that the school would agree with you about that.

"Listen up, Kyon! After school today, you’ll go and find out what needs to be done, and I'll go and find a room for the club. Okay?"

If I had replied with a ‘NO!’ he’d probably have done something horrible to me. While I was hesitating on how to answer, Haruki had already turned and ran down the stairs, leaving a disoriented female student standing all alone on the dust-filled staircase.

"... But I haven't even agreed to help..."

Sigh, saying that to a plaster statue is pointless. I could only drag my heavy feet back to the classroom, thinking about how I’d explain the previous scene to everybody.


Requirements for organizing an "association":
Five members or more. A sponsor teacher, club name, chairperson for the club, and club activities/goals summary are required—which then requires approval from the Student Council Executive Committee. The club's activities must fit in with the school philosophy of creativity and vivaciousness. Based on the activities' records and results, the Executive Committee would debate on whether to promote the association into a "study group." Furthermore, as an association, the school will not provide any funding.


Searching for the requirements was easy—they’re listed in the back of the student textbook.

Finding members is easy too; we could just grab anyone to make up the numbers, so that won't be a problem. A sponsor teacher is harder to find, but I think I can manage that. As for the name, something inoffensive and ordinary would do. And the chairperson for the club is, no doubt, Haruki himself.

I don’t think, though, that our club activities are going to fall under the heading of "creativity and vivaciousness."

Of course, it's not as if Haruki cares about the rules at all.

As the bell rang for the end of classes, Haruki showed off his ogre-like strength again as he picked me up and threw me over his shoulder. It took great effort to make sure that I didn't leave my school bag in the classroom.

"Where are we going?!"

I asked because, well, I'm normal after all. That, and I was panicking at being kidnapped in such a way again.

"Our clubroom!"

Haruki, so full of energy that the people in front of us moved out of the way, answered with that short sentence, then shut his mouth.

Put me down! Your hand is dangerously close to a place that will get you slapped!

After we exited the first floor hallway, we went into another building and up the stairs. We walked into a dark hallway and at its center, Haruki stopped and finally put me down.

There is a door in front of us.

Literature Club

The above crooked nametag is pasted on the door.

"Here it is!"

Without even knocking, Haruki opened the door and walked into the classroom without any consideration. I followed him inside.

It’s a surprisingly large room. Maybe it just seems that way because it only contains a rectangular table, metal chairs, and a bookshelf? Little cracks on the ceiling and the walls showed how ancient this building is.

As if he was included with the room itself, a skinny male student sat alone in a metal chair, reading a big hardcover novel.

"From this day forth, this room shall be ours!"

Haruki crossed his arms as he announced the above formally. His face was shining with that fiery, energetic smile.

If only he’d show that smile in class...

Of course, there’s no way I’d say that thought out loud.

"Wait just a minute. What is this place?"

"This is the Cultural and Arts club building. It has art and music rooms for the Art Club and the Orchestra Club. Clubs and associations without a regular clubroom all hold their activities here in this building, known as the ‘Old Complex’. And this classroom happens to belong the Literature Club."

Did he memorize all that?

"But then what about the Literature Club?"

"After all the third year students graduated this spring, the club had zero members. As no new members were recruited, the club was going to be canceled.”

But then what about the guy in the corner?

“By the way, he's a first year who's their only new member."

"Then they haven't been canceled yet!"

"Bah, same difference! A club with only one member is the same as a club with none."

You… idiot! We’re going to take over other people's clubrooms now?

I took a quick look at the Literature Club student.

He had glasses and short hair. Haruki was being very loud, but the student, however, didn't even lift his head. Apart from occasionally flipping the pages with his fingers, she appeared stationary, completely ignoring our presence. Another strange one…

I lowered my voice and asked Haruki:

"So what about him, then?"

"Oh, him? He said it doesn’t matter!"

"What? Really?"

"I asked him already at lunch time. I said I needed him to lend me the room and he said 'go ahead'. He’s fine with it as long as he can read his books here in peace. Now that you mention it, though, he is pretty weird."

You’re one to talk, Haruki!

This time, I observed him more carefully.

His skin was pale, his face expressionless. His fingers were moving rhythmically like a machine. He wore very thick, square glasses.

He looked like some kind of living doll; the ones crazed toy makers bring to life.

Yeah, he’s definitely a weirdo.

Maybe he noticed my intrusive observation, because the student suddenly lifted his head and pushed the bridge of his glasses up with his index finger.
His deep-colored eyes stared at me from under those thick lenses. Neither his eyes nor his lips showed any expression at all, like his face was a mask. He’s quite a bit different from Haruki—his face fundamentally shows no sign of emotion. It’s kind of scary, really.

"Nagato Yuuki."

His tone suggested that most people would forget his name within three seconds of hearing it.

Nagato Yuuki stared at me for a moment; then as if losing interest, he turned his attention back to his book.

"Hey, Nagato-kun," I called out, "Haruki here wants to use your club room for an I-have-no-idea-what-club. Is this all right with you?"

"Yes."

Nagato's gaze never left his book once.

"But, um, we might be trouble for you."

"No matter."

"You might even get thrown out."

"Feel free."

He answered my questions immediately, but he still showed no expression whatsoever. I guess he really doesn’t care after all.

Haruhi shrugged at me, then grinned.

"Right, then it's decided!”

He sounds hyper, which gives me a bad feeling. How much caffeine have you had today, Haruki?

"From now on, we will meet in this room after class. Be sure you show up!"

He said this with a smile as brilliant as the crescent moon. Reluctantly, I nodded my head.

If I don’t agree, he might just decide to carry me off to a love hotel or something equally horrible.

You're never around when I need you, Second-in-Command-dono. <.<;;

Originally Posted by CrowKenobi

Anyway, in "Day of Sagittarius,' I believe what Haruki should bellow "What's this I hear about a challenge!" and run up to the CC president which would cause her to scream and flee. Haruki should stay behind, imho, because there's no reason to chase her as he would believe that he scared her off. Thirty minutes later, the CC returns and re-issues the challenge (why thirty minutes? The CC prez embarrassed herself and had to clean up, which would be a good place for a Kyonko snark).

comments?

Haruki must have some kind of crazy presence if he could make THAT happen.

And you folks really need to lay off the the drugs.

[Jintor]

Sorry folks, today I Party Hard in Sydney. I'll be back in the afternoon, assuming the CoS doesn't kill me before I get back. Baiz!

[Tangowr]

Originally Posted by Kaisos Erranon

Wondering how he got Kyon-chan into that outfit...

Other stuff


Pointing KyonKyon


KyonKyon vs. Haruki


.....Space alien vampire magical shounen Nagato...kind of catchy...vs back to the future combat butler cosplay Mituru


Meh...I need to get a new sig...

[DJ_RockmanX]

Thank you image hunter. Thank you. Kyon-chan looks so moe when she's pointing and accusing.