2004-03-30, 19:11 | Link #1521 | |
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2004-03-30, 19:57 | Link #1522 | |
Pirate Girl Nyuu
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I used to be a lurker too back in the day... Welcome to our lovely sanctuary! ^_^ |
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2004-03-30, 20:52 | Link #1525 | |
Brutal Killer Math Logic
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Thank you for the welcome, Kaoru-san! Geez, now that you mention it, I reall am hungry...I will go get dinner after this. And I do love chapter 148. Yet another spoiler from it I suppose. Spoiler:
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2004-03-30, 23:12 | Link #1529 | |
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Well, I haven't done a text based parody in awhile... and I should really avoid using Photoshop after well Spoiler:
That. The truth... Iruka: I've called you here today... because well, there is something we've keeping from you... Naruto: YEA!! WHERE'S MY COPY OF MAXIM?! I SHOULD'VE GOTTEN IT LAST THURSDAY!! Iruka: Uh... I'll give it back to you later... it's in my bathroom under my box of tissues. Anyway, what I really brought you out here today is to show you the picture of your parents... Naruto: I haven't seen them since I was just a baby!! Show me!!! *Iruka takes out a picture* Spoiler:
Naruto: Iruka: HAHAHAH!! APRIL FOOLS SUCKER!! HAHAHAH!! Naruto: But... but... I thought... I would get to... see my.. Iruka: Bah... don't give me that, I have the pictures of your real parents right here. *Iruka takes out another picture* Spoiler:
Naruto: ........... OMG!! THEY LOOK EXACTLY LIKE HOW I REMEMBER THEM!! Oh ya, It really is a pity the mods aren't allowing April Fools jokes... I was planning something crazy too |
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2004-03-30, 23:19 | Link #1530 |
Pirate Girl Nyuu
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Naruto is a cross between a bunny and a rooster?
I KNEW IT!! He does seem to jump alot and he is louder than hell. (Yes! Hell laughs at what we do and say!) I the Discovery Channel! LOL! That was a good one Slade! Hmm...Lst2 how about...."Give me coins and I will enjoy you?" |
2004-03-30, 23:23 | Link #1531 |
Aria Company
Join Date: Nov 2003
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It's been awhile since I posted, but I didn't have any good ideas until now. I give you Where are They Now? *takes place 5 years after the end of the series*
Rock Lee: After the end of Naruto, Rock Lee moved to America to teach taijutsu to fat, lazy, yet rich Americans. Two years later, Lee was arrested for a dui. Her plead guilty and was given a suspended sentence in exchange for entering the Betty Ford clinic. Six months later he checked out, a new man. However, the next day he was arrested for soliciting sex from an undercover police officer. He was convicted and is currently serving a 3 year sentence. Sasuke: Sasuke's experiences with Orochimaru left him quite confused about his sexual identity. After failed relationships with Sakura, Ino, Tenten, and half the other females in konoha, Sasuke finally admitted that he was gay. He was never able to fully come to terms with this and later had a sex change. Sasuke, now known as Kotori has been making a name for herself selling soda next to the ramen stand. Customers rave about the red eyed girl with soda, never suspecting the horrible truth. Sakura: A failure as ninja, Sakura was eventually laid off by Tsunade. She wandered homeless and destitute until she eventually turned to prostitution. Even in this she was a failure, reduced to giving blow jobs for 5 yen. However, this lead to success in another way, as a survey done last year revealed that 83% of young people in Japan had their first sexual experience with her. Itachi: After faking his own death, Itachi started a cult. Filling a void left by the more traditional religions, Itachism spread across the globe at an unheard of rate. In the 4 and a half years since founded Itachism gained nearly 3 billion converts, making it the worlds dominate religion. From this success Itachi was able to declare himself emperor of the world. From his seat of power in Konoha, now renamed Itachi Land, Itachi plots to spread his power throughout the universe.
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2004-03-30, 23:53 | Link #1532 | |
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the funniest thing i've seen in this discussion! |
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2004-03-31, 00:27 | Link #1533 | |
Hoi!
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Mexico
Age: 36
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The E! True Konohana Stories OK, here I go...(OMG my first image editing, I'm like a hysterical teenage girl ) Spoiler:
Sorry for the bad quality. Last edited by Moon The Cat; 2004-03-31 at 01:15. |
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だいすきが大好きです!
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www.uploadit.org or the picturehost.uk EDIT: Quote:
EDIT2: Holy crap i have a gig of pictures.. + another 4 gigs somwhere else. |
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2004-03-31, 04:23 | Link #1536 |
kyōki-ō
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: somewhere in your house. . .
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Damn, I'm gone for a weak and this thread get like 16 new pages
Ugh, tough read. . . lets see so I missed a load of gay jokes, the return of many of the old regulars, what else. . . oh! Dranz 1st Manga! (love the dark avenger, or whatever he's called) and naruto-sama went on a rampage with those halarious comix of his. . . When the hell did you guys start this Hentai army, and more importantly how do I enlist? Avi I swear I've seen that avitar of yours before too, but I don't remember where Kaoru, Pathy I don't see why you can't share Kabuto. . . Oh, wait, yeah I do. Slade where can I get a ticket to this wip cream and jello deal. Hell, I'll even provide the jello (you guys seemed to have already stocked up on wipcream). Oh, and just to keep this post on topic Spoiler:
yeah I know its a lame joke, and I originally meant to back it up visualy, but I'm feeling lazy tonight. Oh, that reminds me: Slade, I don't know which was worst - Orochimichael or that "cos-play" thing you posted earlier. |
2004-03-31, 09:57 | Link #1538 |
Terabyte needs anime!
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Columbus, Ohio
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me rule *get's kicked in ass by Hobo as he has nothing else better to do* *eyes go flying into plile of KY gross warning !
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2004-03-31, 10:52 | Link #1539 | |
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However, I think you failed to realize that Sasuke was not alone in his frustrations. After the whole village got smacked by a Mange Sharingan hallucination of an omni-sex and omni-species orgy, no one was the same(p0wnzed by you know who...) Naruto, Kakashi and Sasuke did sexy no jutsu, then tsunade made this temporary chakra induced change permanent for her lesbian joy(she's got a hoy gal tailing her all the time. What do you expect?) Introducing, Tsunade's harem: Spoiler:
And after leaving Tsunade's harem after less than a year, the trio runs off to win the Universal Dead or Alive Beach Volleyball Championships. Last edited by Riese; 2004-03-31 at 14:27. |
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2004-03-31, 11:23 | Link #1540 |
Steam Counter-Spoon 1.6
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Away from the dreaded spoon
Age: 40
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Hahahahah Kakashi looks good in that sexy no jutsu he'll defenitly have to learn it from Naruto. That could be his chance to tie the score with Gai . By the way is that Jello fight done yet?
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