2007-08-15, 02:32 | Link #982 |
Delightfully lost...
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: All over the place...
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Well, apparently "Anime'' is a Japanese form of animated pornography.
What a wonderfully informative article.[/sarcasm] |
2007-08-17, 23:17 | Link #984 |
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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Best. Hot. Air. Balloon. Ever.
http://www.airliners.net/open.file?id=1247625&size=L
Until someone builds a Mizuho Kazami hot air balloon, I declare this to be the best ballooon in history. |
2007-08-18, 23:35 | Link #985 | |
♪♫ Maya Iincho ♩♬
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2007-08-19, 17:47 | Link #986 | |
Ha ha ha ha ha...
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Right behind you.
Age: 35
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2007-08-20, 05:27 | Link #987 |
The endless sky
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Oosutoraria
Age: 34
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My friend told me this one one day...It's a blonde joke...though i have nothing against blondes (got tons of blonde friends) I think it's pretty funny.
A blonde went into the electronic store and when up to the counter and said: ''Excuse me, sir. I wish to buy the TV behind you.'' And the Man replied: ''Sorry, but we dont sell things to blondes.'' So the next day, she put on a brunette wig. But the man said the same thing. The NEXT day she tried a black wig. ''Could i buy the TV behind you?'' the blonde asked again. ''Sorry, we don't sell things to blondes.'' The blonde girl took off her wig. ''HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT IM A BLONDE?'' She asked. The man behind the counter simply said: Spoiler:
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2007-08-20, 14:17 | Link #990 |
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: uk
Age: 32
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I got this in an e-mail, I don't know about you but it made me laugh.
Dear Tech Support. Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the Flower and Jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as: Football 5.0, Rugby 4.3 and Cricket 3.0. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs; it simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate Dear Desperate. First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Try entering the command:C:/I-THOUGHT-YOU-LOVED-ME to download tears 6.2, which should automatically install Guilt 3.0. If that application works as designed, Husband 1..0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. WARNING: Beer 6.1 is a very nasty program that will create Snoring Loudly. CAUTION: Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 4.1. This is not a supported application and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7. Good Luck, Tech Support Dear Technical Support, 18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better. I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware. I eventually upgraded to Fianc�e 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeRumpyPlus and Cleanhouse2005. Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them.Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Multi-Whinge. These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is.Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Saab 93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off. Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2005, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2005, it tends to delete all of your Money before uninstalling itself. Help requested please. |
2007-08-23, 18:04 | Link #993 |
Ha ha ha ha ha...
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Right behind you.
Age: 35
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This is one of the most hilarious things that I've ever seen in my life. Bloody, though.
Kung Fu Jimmy Chow Killing ninjas with a sample spoon from an ice cream shop. Hoo-ah!
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2007-08-26, 16:22 | Link #997 |
nope
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2007-08-28, 07:35 | Link #1000 |
The Necessary Evil
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Peeing on Stinku's Grave
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The Spoof of 300. (Rated F)
Some may have seen my 300 sig. This is where I got it.
Found this at some Chinese forum. Translated for easy reading. Enjoy. Spoiler for part 1:
Spoiler for part 2:
Spoiler for Part 3:
Spoiler for Final Part:
Enjoy. |
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