A Laugh A Day

[HasuMasu]

^ Uncylclopedia will melt your mind, like /b/.

[dragon4dudes]

However the chances of you wanting to puke, rip out your light bulb, or kick a puppy due to uncyclopedia is significantly lower than from /b/.

[ganbaru]

Originally Posted by Urzu 7

Spoiler for NSFW:

There's supposed to have a difference beside the use of weapon in one of them?

[SOGESNAKE]

How'sabout a classic~?

[blaze0041]

If people die if they are killed...

[SaintessHeart]

Originally Posted by blaze0041

If people die if they are killed...

What game is that?

[grylsyjaeger]

Serious Sam.

By the graphics it's one of the old games.

[blaze0041]

Originally Posted by fallschirmjager

Serious Sam.

By the graphics it's one of the old games.

It's from The Second Encounter HD remake though...

[MrTerrorist]

Wearing pants has never been so awesome.

[Merilyn Mensola]

Actually i see it..i post it because for me..i think that when is going to be released..the people are going to laugh a lot...

[SaintessHeart]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/ar...-God-side.html

Those British politicians don't know how to appreciate good graces. Thy should be glad that these warriors are on their side. The Taliban should also be thankful that their leader is beheaded by a Gurkha....it is supposed to be an honour to die fighting a great warrior.

And the CO should be disciplined for not giving them DNA sampling equipment.

[JRendell]

Taken from a, very different and hilarious comedy show over here in the UK. 'This is Jinsy'.

[Rennir]

This made me laugh

[Spectacular_Insanity]

Originally Posted by Endless Soul

Gosh, as if I'm not old enough already!

Spoiler for Picture:

Endless "Jurassic Park is older than Bieber?!" Soul

You know what makes me really feel old?

Pokemon is on its 14th season.

That, and Dexter's Laboratory and Samurai Jack are now only shown in Boomerang on Cartoon Network.

[wedora]

I haven't dug too far in this so I don't know if I'm posting a duplicate, but here you go:

RETIRED/BORED HUSBAND

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target..

Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse.

Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Target:
Dear Mrs. Harris,
Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behaviour and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Harris, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras:
1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money.
5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.
6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.
8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called.
9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
11. October 3: Darted around the Store suspiciously while loudly humming the ' Mission Impossible' theme.
12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels on his chest.
13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, he yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
14. October 22: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a
fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'
15. Took a box of condoms to the check out clerk and asked where the fitting room was?
And last, but not least:
16. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, and then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here..'
One of the clerks passed out.

[HasuMasu]

^ This is genius.

[Kismet-chan]

[Sumeragi]

I'll just leave this here.

[Ithekro]

Yep, that's a cat alright. The god emperor is looking to take his new throne for a spin.

[SOGESNAKE]