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**monir** · 2009-08-12, 08:01

A thread for your favorite quotes from Bakemonogatari. Please don't type out the entire script from an episode

quote your favourite part of any scene or episode.

This thread will most likely contain spoilers! If you are posting a quote from a recent episode then please use spoiler tags. (hint

and make sure that you include a title for the spoiler!).

Dop · 2009-08-12, 11:10

Put down the stapler, tsundere-chan!

Clawn · 2009-08-12, 13:16

Arararagi-kun!

zato_1one · 2009-08-12, 13:45

"I love you" XD

Semantics · 2009-08-12, 16:31

"Copper, 40g; Zinc, 25g; Nickel, 15g; Hiding Embarrassment, 5g and Spite, 97kg."

Magin · 2009-08-12, 20:57

"Sorry. I stuttered."

Raiga · 2009-08-12, 21:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by Semantics

"Copper, 40g; Zinc, 25g; Nickel, 15g; Hiding Embarrassment, 5g and Spite, 97kg."

"It's mostly spite!"

"By the way, the hiding embarrassment was a lie."

rocket · 2009-08-12, 23:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raiga

"It's mostly spite!"

"By the way, the hiding embarrassment was a lie."

"That's the one part you shouldn't get rid of!!"

Azuma Denton · 2009-08-12, 23:44

"Are you my mom?"
"Mom? What're you talking about?"
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.
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"I'm your lover right?" *direct hit*

dave1992 · 2009-08-13, 01:54

If I kill you, that means I'll be the one closest to you when you're on your deathbed. Isn't it romantic?

If anyone else kills you, I'll kill that person.

reminds me of something happened in school days.

***Pellissier*** · 2009-08-13, 13:52

"There was a figure of a man who fought an elementary school kid, threw her over his back with all his might, and was boasting about his victory from the bottom of his heart, despite the fact that he was in high school. Actually, that's me"

- Araragi Koyomi, episode 3.

"There stood a high school boy, who for selfish reasons had twice beaten an elementary school girl unconscious, and had gotten all nihistically worked up about it. Actually, that's still me."

- Araragi Koyomi, episode 4.

"My, aren't you knowledgeable, Senjougahara."
"It's you who's ignorant and incompetent, Araragi-kun."
"The word 'ignorant' has a nice ring to it, so I don't mind being called that, but 'incompetent" is going just a bit too far..."
"Is that so? Then I'll just use 'pathetic' next time."

- Senjougahara Hitagi and Araragi Koyomi, episode 4.

Kuroineko · 2009-08-15, 15:19

"Aryaryagi-san/Arararagi-san/Rararagi-san"
"Araragi da!"
"Shitsurei, kamimashita."

Hachikuji is awesomeness!

Reka · 2009-08-15, 15:21

"She looks genuinely surprised"

Velsy · 2009-08-16, 03:23

Araragi - Do you know about "verbal abuse"
Senjougahara - Then call the verbal abuse police.

Araragi - umm.... My name is Arargi Koyomi
Hachikuji - Koyomi?
Hachikuji - That sounds like a girls name
Hachikuji - eww it's girly! Stay away from me!

Araragi - Hey, you!
Hachikuji - Aragi-san
Araragi - Thats not enough "ra"s
Hachikuji - Sorry, I stutted

Miyuki-ism · 2009-08-17, 01:52

"And, Araragi-kun....I love you."

.................................................. .........."Congratulations"

That cracked me up!

Polarpew · 2009-08-17, 02:13

Ep5
Araragi: It'd be great if it came into fashion
Senjougahara: Huh?
Araragi: Senjougahara Fascination

Already in fashion since episode 1

Ep3
Senjougahara: “If I may suggest, I recommend my waking you up every morning wearing nothing but an apron. Then I can cook you breakfast.
Isn’t it a man’s fantasy to watch that from behind?”

Yes it is!

Velsy · 2009-08-17, 17:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miyuki-ism

"And, Araragi-kun....I love you."

.................................................. .........."Congratulations"

That cracked me up!

kekeke

me too! ^_^

the look on Hachikuji's face contributed to it too.

mrjpark · 2009-08-20, 00:48

Senjougahara: Idiot! Don't spit while you talk! Your virginity might be contagious!

TinyRedLeaf · 2009-08-20, 11:33

Episode 3, at the park

Senjougahara: "Fine. I'll correct myself. I have no experience. I'm a virgin. More to the point, the only kind of girl who'd talk to an unappealing virgin like you are late-bloomer virgins like me!"

senarious · 2009-08-20, 15:19

Senjougahara : "You've got nice solid childbearing hips, so I think you're sure to have healthy babies. Uwehehehe" Didn't you just tell me that recently?

Araragi : That just makes me sound like a perv!

Senjougahara's smiling sound was priceless...

2009-08-12, 13:45	Link #4
zato_1one Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006	"I love you" XD __________________

2009-08-12, 20:57	Link #6
Magin #1 Akashiya Moka Fan Author Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Where magic is real Age: 35	"Sorry. I stuttered." __________________ Gifted...or Cursed? R+V fanfic- Chapter 4 of A Water Bride and a Vampire is now up at FF.net! All fans of Inner or Outer Moka, come join her fanclub!

2009-08-13, 13:52	Link #11
*Pellissier* ♪~ Daydreaming ~♪ Graphic Designer Administrator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Italy	"There was a figure of a man who fought an elementary school kid, threw her over his back with all his might, and was boasting about his victory from the bottom of his heart, despite the fact that he was in high school. Actually, that's me" - Araragi Koyomi, episode 3. "There stood a high school boy, who for selfish reasons had twice beaten an elementary school girl unconscious, and had gotten all nihistically worked up about it. Actually, that's still me." - Araragi Koyomi, episode 4. "My, aren't you knowledgeable, Senjougahara." "It's you who's ignorant and incompetent, Araragi-kun." "The word 'ignorant' has a nice ring to it, so I don't mind being called that, but 'incompetent" is going just a bit too far..." "Is that so? Then I'll just use 'pathetic' next time." - Senjougahara Hitagi and Araragi Koyomi, episode 4. __________________

2009-08-16, 03:23	Link #14
Velsy Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008	Araragi - Do you know about "verbal abuse" Senjougahara - Then call the verbal abuse police. Araragi - umm.... My name is Arargi Koyomi Hachikuji - Koyomi? Hachikuji - That sounds like a girls name Hachikuji - eww it's girly! Stay away from me! Araragi - Hey, you! Hachikuji - Aragi-san Araragi - Thats not enough "ra"s Hachikuji - Sorry, I stutted __________________ Donated by Om Nerabdator Last edited by Velsy; 2009-08-16 at 19:54.

2009-08-17, 01:52	Link #15
Miyuki-ism Corpse in Pieces Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Canada/Ontario Age: 31	"And, Araragi-kun....I love you." .................................................. .........."Congratulations" That cracked me up! __________________

2009-08-12, 11:10	Link #2
Dop Mmmm.... Join Date: Sep 2006	Put down the stapler, tsundere-chan!

2009-08-12, 13:16	Link #3
Clawn Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2007	Arararagi-kun!

2009-08-12, 16:31	Link #5
Semantics Ahhh, the irony. Join Date: Nov 2008	"Copper, 40g; Zinc, 25g; Nickel, 15g; Hiding Embarrassment, 5g and Spite, 97kg."

2009-08-12, 23:44	Link #9
Azuma Denton ~AD~ Join Date: Oct 2006	"Are you my mom?" "Mom? What're you talking about?" . . . "I'm your lover right?" direct hit

2009-08-13, 01:54	Link #10
dave1992 Hinagiku Fans Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Under the sea	If I kill you, that means I'll be the one closest to you when you're on your deathbed. Isn't it romantic? If anyone else kills you, I'll kill that person. reminds me of something happened in school days.

2009-08-15, 15:19	Link #12
Kuroineko Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Age: 35	"Aryaryagi-san/Arararagi-san/Rararagi-san" "Araragi da!" "Shitsurei, kamimashita." Hachikuji is awesomeness!

2009-08-15, 15:21	Link #13
Reka Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2008	"She looks genuinely surprised"

2009-08-17, 02:13	Link #16
Polarpew Bash'a no falor talah Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: New York USA Age: 33	Ep5 Araragi: It'd be great if it came into fashion Senjougahara: Huh? Araragi: Senjougahara Fascination Already in fashion since episode 1 Ep3 Senjougahara: “If I may suggest, I recommend my waking you up every morning wearing nothing but an apron. Then I can cook you breakfast. Isn’t it a man’s fantasy to watch that from behind?” Yes it is! __________________ Epicness

2009-08-20, 00:48	Link #18
mrjpark Raging Ami-chan fanboy Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: California	Senjougahara: Idiot! Don't spit while you talk! Your virginity might be contagious! __________________

2009-08-20, 11:33	Link #19
TinyRedLeaf Moving in circles Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Singapore Age: 49	Episode 3, at the park Senjougahara: "Fine. I'll correct myself. I have no experience. I'm a virgin. More to the point, the only kind of girl who'd talk to an unappealing virgin like you are late-bloomer virgins like me!"

2009-08-20, 15:19	Link #20
senarious Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2007	Senjougahara : "You've got nice solid childbearing hips, so I think you're sure to have healthy babies. Uwehehehe" Didn't you just tell me that recently? Araragi : That just makes me sound like a perv! Senjougahara's smiling sound was priceless...